So this Jennifer Lawrence bitch, who you are about to hear a lot about, because she’s in some Hunger Games shit that is supposed to be the next Twilight, big deal, big scale, big budget, blockbuster franchise, so she’s gonna be around the next 10 years and worth 100 million dollars when it is all said and done, cuz she made the smart move of selling herself out as an actor for the money, typecasting herself for one brand, and making her a good candidate to K-Fed….especially now that we know she’s got tits…. I don’t really give a fuck about her either way, she does nothing for me, she’s not all that hot, she’s got a vagina, and I guess that’s good enough, but I’m already bored of her without even knowing who the fuck she is before a couple of weeks ago…. Here she is on David Letterman…. Here is the whole interview in garbage fucking quality…..because she talks about peeing. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
It’s not an Spring Break without titties….so I guess the geniuses behind the Spring Breakers….a movie that stars Vanessa “not so hot but willing to show her naked twat” Hudgens…..Selena “Sex Offender Who Looks 12″ Gomez and some other bitch no one has ever heard of but that who is milking this as hard as she can cuz this is her big break….They’ve had the paparazzi on set everyday to fuel the hype behind what I am sure is going to be a fucking shitty movie….and not just because Spring Break is a tacky Jersey Shore mess of disgusting….but because I can just tell…..but at least they are keeping it as authentic as possible by getting a couple dumb cunts to be their “topless” partiers…making these pics likely the best part of the movie….mainly cuz I like seeing local bitches get excited enough to do this cuz you know the producer met her in a bar a few nights earlier and she thinks this is her big break….amazing….but she’ll probably amount to nothing but an extra, with these morals and values, she’ll likely be pregnant in a few months anyway…..so take her 5 minutes of fame in…..it’s worth it cuz there are tits. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Thought Snooki’s pregnancy would derail Jersey Shore? Think again! When Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi confirmed she’s expecting a baby, many assumed that the MTV reality series, which just wrapped its fifth season (in just over two years’ time), was kaput, officially, or at least destined to lose the Snook. No. Season 6 is a go, with the full cast in tow. Fist-pump/head-slap! The show will return again to the STD-friendly confines of Seaside Heights, N.J., where the gang will venture into “uncharted territory” this time around. A press release from MTV, confirming the new season today, reads: “While things will definitely be a little different this time when they hit the boardwalk, their trademark hilarity and family dysfunction will remain the same.” That’s putting it mildly. Say a prayer for the unborn guido/ette. Incidentally, Snooki’s baby, her first with fiance Jionni LaValle , isn’t due until the fall, so that leaves time for plenty of pregnant partying this summer. Will Snooki be a good mom?
Welcome to THG’s Week in Review! Below, our staffers look back at the stories, stars and scandals that made the last seven days some of the craziest ALL MONTH. If you don’t already, FOLLOW THG on Twitter , Google+ and Facebook for 24/7/365 news. Every day, week and year, let us be your celebrity gossip source! Now, a rundown of the week that was at The Hollywood Gossip : The Bachelor Finale: Ben Flajnik Proposes to Courtney Robertson The Bachelor season finale revealed the inevitable proposal, shrug. The only surprise: Ben is still engaged to Courtney Robertson . George Clooney was arrested in a protest over Sudan crimes. Russell Brand was arrested for less humanitarian reasons. Liar Jermaine Jones got the boot from American Idol. Some hacker leaked pics of Heather Morris nude . Donald Trump Kids Go Hunting, Kill Elephant (Photos) Donald Trump’s kids were criticized over these hunting pics (above). Kim Kardashian and Jon Hamm are engaged in a random feud. Cops are investigating an alleged Lindsay Lohan hit-and-run . Britney Spears is reportedly still in talks to join The X Factor . Elle features Jessica Simpson nude on its cover this month. Nicki Minaj posed for Allure , almost as revealingly. Meghan McCain (above) is featured in Playboy this month. Just an interview. The cover of Playboy , meanwhile, features Bruno Mars. Yes, Bruno Mars . Nick Gordon and Bobbi Kristina Brown are now dating, apparently. The Real Housewives of OC are all certifiably insane. Bear Grylls got fired from the Discovery Channel. Charlize Theron is adopting a baby boy! The first pic of Robert Pattinson in Breaking Dawn Part II leaked (cue squeals). And Kristen Stewart as a vampire in the same film, too, for good measure. Rihanna spoke out about her decision to collaborate with Chris Brown. Dharun Ravi was convicted of hate crimes in the Tyler Clementi case. Piers Morgan really doesn’t like Kate Moss or Madonna. Rick Santorum hates porn . Like a lot. The Hunger Games Clip: Crushing on Katniss The countdown to The Hunger Games (preview clip above) continues … The Jersey Shore Season 5 finale ended with tears, sex and pranks. Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli split after 10 years of marriage. Jaycee Dugard opened up to Oprah about her 18-year ordeal. THG readers picked their favorite celeb couple (not a shock). The trailer was released for Johnny Depp’s Dark Shadows … Dark Shadows Trailer What was the highlight of the week for you? Did we leave anything out?
‘This season, we kind of appreciated Jersey more,’ he tells MTV News of season five. By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Sway Calloway Sway and Pauly D Photo: MTV News In a sea of laughs (courtesy of Vinny trying to hook up with two lesbians) and drama (including the Situation gossiping about Deena’s sister’s bedtime activities with his brother) on the “Jersey Shore” season finale, perhaps the biggest drama of all was caused by a prank pulled by Pauly D and Vinny. After the crew returned from a camping trip, they found that their pals had pulled the ultimate practical joke, putting all their belongings and the house’s furnishings outside. While almost everyone laughed it off, their pal the Situation didn’t find it as amusing, complaining ad nauseam about the joke. “The finale’s crazy because we go all out with the pranks,” Pauly told MTV News about the season ender. “So me and Vinny, we’re like prank-war champions. The whole house [suffers]. They appreciate it, but they get mad.” It capped off a season that was full of fun, drunken nights, as well as some real emotion, especially when Vinny left the house for a minute to deal with his anxiety issues . In the end, Pauly recalled all the laughs he shared with his roomies. “Well, this season, we kind of appreciated Jersey more,” he said. “So we took advantage of it and everything it has to offer. We were in Italy for so long [last season] that we never were away from the country for that amount of time, so you realize how much you miss gym, tan, laundry. There was no tanning beds in Italy. “Something that surprised me? When Vinny left,” he added about his buddy’s short break from the house. “I never thought he would ever leave me. So he left me, but good thing we brought him back.” With season five over, it’s not clear if the show will come back for a sixth season . If it does happen, Pauly D is down to hit Seaside again. “Absolutely! I’m there! I love summers on the Jersey Shore,” he said. “I love it as a show, and I love it with my roommates. I wouldn’t do it without [them]. I gotta do it with them. I want all of them, and I want the Jersey Shore.” Until then, fans can get their DJ Pauly D fix with his spin-off, “The Pauly D Project,” kicking off on March 29, the same day as the premiere of “Punk’d.” And of course, the “Shore” spin-off featuring mom-to-be Snooki and JWoww is currently in production. Don’t miss “Jersey Shore” every Thursday at 10 p.m. ET on MTV. For continuing “Shore” coverage, be sure to check in with MTV’s Remote Control blog. Related Videos Jersey Shore (Season 5) | Ep. 11 | We Are Family Jersey Shore (Season 5) | Ep. 11 | Deleted Scenes Related Photos Jersey Shore Season 5 | Ep. 11 | Flipbook
In light of the fact that Jionni got Snooki pregnant , and multiple cast members have their own spinoffs coming out, was this the last ever Jersey Shore? That remains to be seen, but if Thursday night’s Season 5 finale turned out to be a swan song, our favorite roving gang of guidos/ettes could do worse. Between epic prank wars, laughter, tears, bittersweet emotion, hooking up with lesbians and even a natural disaster, this chapter had it all in Seaside. Let’s recap the season finale of Jersey Shore , THG style! The Situation gets upset when he sees Pauly D and Vinny’s latest prank. Like, for real upset. Like, it “really, really, really” pisses him off, he assures us. And by that metric, Operation Inside Out was totes a success! Plus 14 . Eventually, Pauly helped Sitch bring all his “ruined” belongings back in the house. Because that’s what friends do … to help others quit whining. Plus 4 . Sitch tells Snook the gossip about Deena’s sister. Guy cannot go 15 minutes without gossiping. Minus 10 for being lame, Plus 15 for entertaining fans. Deena finds a new drink holder. Fake boobs are so utilitarian. Plus 9 . Vinny becomes “friends” with two lesbians at the club, and it seems they’re into him too. It’s as if he’s died and gone to guido heaven. Plus 20 . Vinny and the lesbians get comfy in the smush room. Is it just us or have the last two seasons felt like a softcore porno at times? No points , just curious. “This is the moment when heroes are made,” says Vinny. “This story’s going to be told for generations to come.” Maybe, but Plus only 5 , because as Ronnie put it, “one of them [the lesbians] looks like Matthew McConaughey.” Later, Vinny relaxes after his first lesbian threesome. Seriously, what is there left to accomplish on reality TV, or in life? Time to retire now. Plus 11 . Deena confronts Situation for spreading rumors. Because that always works. Minus 9 . Oh no, the Tornado Whistle detects a storm a-comin’ … literally in this case! Plus 5 . Sammi tries to comfort Deena during the storm. Hurricane Irene, go home! Minus 24 for evoking all kinds of bad memories for East Coast residents. Minus 6 more for Deena’s big idea to drive away from it. When the house loses power, Deana goes into a full meltdown while the others calmly go about their business and make fun of her. Plus 10 . The Situation’s brother and Deena’s sister meet the gang at the club. Those two are together! Plus 10 for the possibility of Mike and Deena being family. We never actually find out what this “special talent” is that Dee’s sister has in the sack. Although Frank apparently told Mike about it. Standard. Minus 5 . At Sunday dinner, the roommates toast to their last night. Sniff . Plus 8 . The guys go to fly kites. Seriously. How quaint and random. Plus 3 . The girls try to launch water balloons at the boys. Ineptly. Minus 7. Ronnie prepares to attack, while Pauly comes armed with a Super Soaker. Really, girls, Plus 9 for the fun of it, but no way you were going to win this fight. JWoww leaves the shore house with Roger. Love those two. Plus 5 . Vinny’s mom is shocked by the state of the house. Did she not watch the first four seasons? It’s gotta be different to lay eyes on in person, but Minus 12 . Let’s take a moment in honor of Ronnie and Sammi, who just went through a whole season of Jersey Shore without explosive fights! Incredible! Plus 19 . Pauly D and Vinny hug it out. Such an emotional moment. Plus 8 . Snooki says goodbye to the duck phone. Perhaps the second most emotional moment of the evening. Hopefully we’ll see you again soon, duck. Plus 4 . “Leaving the shore house is bittersweet, like, you’re excited to go home and see your family and friends, but then again, I mean, the party’s over. I mean, what am I gonna do with my life now?” – Snooki, who just answered that question . Plus 10 . Or not: “I definitely would love to be in this house fifty years from now. I mean, I can do this forever, like every summer until I’m 90 years old.” Minus 10 . EPISODE TOTAL: +86! SEASON TOTAL: +434! Jersey Shore …
In light of the fact that Jionni got Snooki pregnant , and multiple cast members have their own spinoffs coming out, was this the last ever Jersey Shore? That remains to be seen, but if Thursday night’s Season 5 finale turned out to be a swan song, our favorite roving gang of guidos/ettes could do worse. Between epic prank wars, laughter, tears, bittersweet emotion, hooking up with lesbians and even a natural disaster, this chapter had it all in Seaside. Let’s recap the season finale of Jersey Shore , THG style! The Situation gets upset when he sees Pauly D and Vinny’s latest prank. Like, for real upset. Like, it “really, really, really” pisses him off, he assures us. And by that metric, Operation Inside Out was totes a success! Plus 14 . Eventually, Pauly helped Sitch bring all his “ruined” belongings back in the house. Because that’s what friends do … to help others quit whining. Plus 4 . Sitch tells Snook the gossip about Deena’s sister. Guy cannot go 15 minutes without gossiping. Minus 10 for being lame, Plus 15 for entertaining fans. Deena finds a new drink holder. Fake boobs are so utilitarian. Plus 9 . Vinny becomes “friends” with two lesbians at the club, and it seems they’re into him too. It’s as if he’s died and gone to guido heaven. Plus 20 . Vinny and the lesbians get comfy in the smush room. Is it just us or have the last two seasons felt like a softcore porno at times? No points , just curious. “This is the moment when heroes are made,” says Vinny. “This story’s going to be told for generations to come.” Maybe, but Plus only 5 , because as Ronnie put it, “one of them [the lesbians] looks like Matthew McConaughey.” Later, Vinny relaxes after his first lesbian threesome. Seriously, what is there left to accomplish on reality TV, or in life? Time to retire now. Plus 11 . Deena confronts Situation for spreading rumors. Because that always works. Minus 9 . Oh no, the Tornado Whistle detects a storm a-comin’ … literally in this case! Plus 5 . Sammi tries to comfort Deena during the storm. Hurricane Irene, go home! Minus 24 for evoking all kinds of bad memories for East Coast residents. Minus 6 more for Deena’s big idea to drive away from it. When the house loses power, Deana goes into a full meltdown while the others calmly go about their business and make fun of her. Plus 10 . The Situation’s brother and Deena’s sister meet the gang at the club. Those two are together! Plus 10 for the possibility of Mike and Deena being family. We never actually find out what this “special talent” is that Dee’s sister has in the sack. Although Frank apparently told Mike about it. Standard. Minus 5 . At Sunday dinner, the roommates toast to their last night. Sniff . Plus 8 . The guys go to fly kites. Seriously. How quaint and random. Plus 3 . The girls try to launch water balloons at the boys. Ineptly. Minus 7. Ronnie prepares to attack, while Pauly comes armed with a Super Soaker. Really, girls, Plus 9 for the fun of it, but no way you were going to win this fight. JWoww leaves the shore house with Roger. Love those two. Plus 5 . Vinny’s mom is shocked by the state of the house. Did she not watch the first four seasons? It’s gotta be different to lay eyes on in person, but Minus 12 . Let’s take a moment in honor of Ronnie and Sammi, who just went through a whole season of Jersey Shore without explosive fights! Incredible! Plus 19 . Pauly D and Vinny hug it out. Such an emotional moment. Plus 8 . Snooki says goodbye to the duck phone. Perhaps the second most emotional moment of the evening. Hopefully we’ll see you again soon, duck. Plus 4 . “Leaving the shore house is bittersweet, like, you’re excited to go home and see your family and friends, but then again, I mean, the party’s over. I mean, what am I gonna do with my life now?” – Snooki, who just answered that question . Plus 10 . Or not: “I definitely would love to be in this house fifty years from now. I mean, I can do this forever, like every summer until I’m 90 years old.” Minus 10 . EPISODE TOTAL: +86! SEASON TOTAL: +434! Jersey Shore …
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, ready to settle down? We’ll believe it when we see it, but that’s the rumor going around ever since she confirmed she’s pregnant and engaged. The man responsible for both those life changes: Jionni LaValle. Needless to say, Snooki’s bundle of joy wasn’t exactly planned. But she and Jionni seem thrilled, and more than ready to begin life anew . The Jersey Shore star said: “I’m 24. I’ve had all the fun I’m ever going to have in my life.” Presumably she meant… as a single girl, with no kids? No word on whether she will really be leaving Jersey Shore after this season, but in any case, congratulations to the pair as they begin their next chapter! “I’m not thinking it may happen, I know,” she said last month, about marriage. “I know that I found the right guy… I’m just waiting for him to ask.” Looks like Jionni stepped up in a big way. Will Snooks be a good mom? Will Snooki and Jionni last? [Photo: WENN.com]
Jessica Simpson had a busy night few watched on NBC, rewarding winners on The Biggest Loser and then judging aspiring designers on the premiere of Fashion Star . “People across America can change their lives, and I think Conda and Kim are setting such great examples,” Jess said on the former, promoting her own products. In addition to a year’s supply of BeautyMint products, the winning pair scored free Simpson-brand clothes, shoes and necklaces with diamond butterfly charms. “Any time you get discouraged, look down at your butterfly,” she encouraged Conda Britt and Kim Stone, both single moms triumphantly fitting into size 10s. “These girls have lost so much weight and it just shows how determined they are to feel good,” Simpson said. “To be able to be a part of that is very special.” Speaking of special, Jessica Simpson posed nude in Elle recently. And, last night also marked the premiere of NBC’s Fashion Star , hosted by Elle Macpherson. Featuring Simpson, Nicole Richie and John Varvatos as mentors who both meet with contestants behind the scenes and offer opinions, the show made its debut. It’s unclear how long it’ll be around, but it debuted. Sort of like The Voice , but with clothes, aspiring designers send out a look and hope that buyers from Saks Fifth Avenue, H&M and Macy’s will want the creations. Of the designers who get no offers from the three, the mentors save one and the buyers decide who’s out. It’s as confusing as it sounds, but oh-so-stylish!
Snooki didn’t have to look far for baby shower entertainment. The Jersey Shore star, who is pregnant and engaged to Jionni LaValle, recently made a very special request to her co-star Paul DelVecchio, a.k.a. Pauly D. “She told me she wants me to deejay the delivery room,” Pauly tells People . “I might have to decline, but I told her I’ll just deejay he baby shower.” His baby shower DJ role will have to come in between his deejaying at Las Vegas’s Hard Rock Hotel, where he is beginning a deejaying residency. He also has a show, The Pauly D Project , premiering on MTV March 29. While he won’t be in charge of the baby shower, he has thought about what a Pauly D baby shower would look like for his Jersey Shore cast mate. “I would have spray tan booths in the corner, because she loves to tan, and a lot of loud music,” he says. “And I’d have pickles everywhere, too.” He’s also given some thought to styling Snooki’s baby when he/she is born. “I think it’s ready for hair gel as soon as it comes out. If there is hair, throw some gel in there,” he says. “Too young to tan though. Don’t tan.” “You gotta be 18 for that. Maybe a spray tan.”
