Barbie dolls are changing with the times. Often criticized for promoting the ideal woman as blonde, unhealthily proportioned and materialistic, two special edition dolls will now personify … party-loving celebrities with weird hairstyles and rampant sex appeal, who are also really rich and famous! Yes, Mattel is planning to launch dolls for Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry. The dolls are said to include striking similarities to the real pop princesses like the famous tattoo on Nicki Minaj’s left arm, not to mention her trademark pink hair. It does make sense in that Minaj has garnered a following of fans who refer to themselves as “Barbies” in honor of her fondness for crazy wigs and the color pink. Both Minaj and Perry are known for breaking the mold when it comes to fashion, and while Barbie would probably not be caught dead in their getups, we’ll allow it.
Congratulations are in order for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: The couple is married! If you believe this cover story from In Touch Weekly , that is. The supermarket tabloid claims Rob and Kristen made it “OFFICIAL!” during a SECRET WEDDING IN ENGLAND recently, so – despite any quotes, sources or evidences – there’s no reason not to assume this is true, right? In related news that is not complete and utter BS: Breaking Dawn broke the $400 million box office barrier last weekend and is expected to take first place again this week. We’ll update the figures on Sunday. But no one bother Pattinson and Stewart with them, okay? Those two are busy on their fake honeymoon.
G-G-G-G-G-G-Unit! Pauly D is officially a member of 50 Cent’s G-Unit team. The Jersey Shore star/DJ has just been signed to the rapper’s G-Note record label, 50 confirmed on Twitter, adding a photo of the pair together. Pauly also chimed in about the deal: “Big Big Things In The Works @50cent And @DJPaulyD !!!!!” he Tweeted. “#yeahhhhbuddy” (A rep for G-Unit also confirmed the signing to MTV News .) Talk of a Pauly D/ 50 Cent collaboration has been floating around since the summer when the MTV reality star teased a joint album to Billboard. Said the man with the most talent of anyone in his MTV-sponsored house, not that this fact says very much: “I’m focusing on music. That’s my passion. I’m working with 50 Cent now. I’m gonna do an album with him. It’s going to be a little bit of everything. It’s almost like DJ Khaled and kind of David Guetta but my own DJ Pauly D style.” This deal with Fiddy is merely Pauly’s next step in an ever-growing empire. His brand also includes a residency at Las Vegas nightclub Rain at the Palms Resort and Casino. Heck, the tall-haired reality star even opened for Britney Spears on her Femme Fatale Tour this summer and may join her again at her December 10 concert, the final stop on her world tour.
Sarah Silverman and Nick Cannon also remember late comedian. By James Dinh Patrice O’neal Photo: Tasos Katopodis/ WireImage The death of Patrice O’Neal hit the comedy world hard, prompting fellow stand-ups and actors to share their sadness online following Tuesday’s (November 29) news. Charlie Sheen — who was roasted by O’Neal this past September during “The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen” — posted a short blog post about the news, admitting he’s even shed tears for the comic’s death. “The entertainment world as well as the world at large lost a brilliant man today,” Sheen wrote. “Patrice had that rare ‘light’ around him and inside of him. I only knew him for the few days leading up the Roast. Yet I will forever be inspired by his nobility, his grace and his epic talent. My tears today are for the tremendous loss to his true friends and loving family.” Aziz Ansari kept his response simple, writing , “RIP Patrice O’Neal,” alongside a YouTube link to one of O’Neal’s comedy bits. Click for photos from the life and career of Patrice O’Neal. “RIP Patrice O’Neal. You made us laugh til we cried,” Sarah Silverman wrote on Twitter . A rep for O’Neal confirmed the news to MTV News on Tuesday with this statement: “It is with terrible sadness we must report that Patrice O’Neal has passed away this morning at 7:00am due to the complications of the stroke he suffered on October 19. Many of us have lost a close and loved friend; all of us have lost a true comic genius. His mother, who was also his best friend, was at his side. Patrice is survived by his wife, Vondecarlo, his step daughter Aymilyon, sister Zinder, and his mother Georgia. The family wishes to thank all of the fans and friends who have expressed an outpouring of love and support for Patrice these past weeks. We ask that you please respect the family’s request for privacy at this difficult time.” Fellow comedian/actor Nick Cannon hit Twitter to remember O’Neal. “An amazing comedian and an even better person. RIP Patrice O’Neal,” he wrote. Cannon continued his thoughts on his website : “Patrice was also known for his famous laugh that could be heard coming from dark corners in the back of comedy rooms when he wasn’t performing. The comedy world loved him, we loved him, it is a sad day because it’s a day without Patrice. He will be missed. Patrice was 41.” “Jersey Shore” star Vinny Guadagnino chimed in on as well. “RIP Patrice O’neal..You were one of the best,” he tweeted . Share your memories of Patrice in the comments below. Related Photos Remembering Patrice O’Neal
Gossip Girl celebrated their 100th episode in what I can only imagine is their last season….because just 2 years ago, when this shit first hit, I heard eighteen year old girls everywhere I went, because like a hunter, I follow the herds to be near the prey, in a more perverted way than an actual hunter, with less blood unless they are virgins….but that’s not the point…the point is that they used to talk about this shit with excitement and joy, but I haven’t heard the shit mentioned in at least a year…there are no facebook statuses saying “OMG Gotta Watch Gossip Girl OMG”….it’s like no one cares about these cunts but they are throwing a party for the shit anyway and here are the sluts who were in attendence… Blake “the Birds Rerpesent Famous A-Lister Hands….She’s Deep Like That” Lively Leighton “not as Hot as Blake – always in her shadow – but still better off than when she was in fetis videos” Meester…….. Nan “No On’e Ever Heard Of But Should Cuz That Ass in a Tight Dress Makes Me Want to Move to China” Zhang
Her name is Gillian Zinser. She’s some nobody and her biggest accomplishment in her career was that she went from guest appearance on 90210 the Next Generation to being a fulltime cast member something most people would be humilated about…you know if they were serious actors…but instead are just bottom feeding trash who belong on shows like Jersey Shore or The Hills…so this is a nice opportunity cuz it keeps them out of turning to porn…even though the face that 90210 The Next Generation exists is a fucking mystery to everyone with half a brain….. The good news is that they are already into their third season, which means they will run out of ideas soon and it will be pulled, but in the meantime, here is this bitch in some leather pants, not being as erotic as you’d think leather pants would be, I guess because you’re not there to smell the smells unbreathable fabrics produce….. Who cares.
I hate body painting for the same reason you’d think I’d love Body Painting…the trashy models who get body painted, all fake tits at cheesy car shows or dance parties or wherever this Jersey Shore kinda activitiy goes down…like weird hippie art shows or for th SI Swimsuit…. I just know body painting is a good excuse for people to check out pretty much naked girls, tacky or not, with nipples that are still nipples even if they are blue…and thus people probably search the shit on youtube and jerk off to it…adding this to my collection of Youtube Porn they Don’t Consider Porn even though People Masturbate to it…. Here’s Some Cheesy Body Painting… Here’s some more Cheesy body painting…. And Some More Cheesy Body Painting And Even More Cheesy Body Paninting And Cheesy More Cheesy BodyPainting This is the Ultimae – Asian – Lots of Nipple Body Painting
I hate body painting for the same reason you’d think I’d love Body Painting…the trashy models who get body painted, all fake tits at cheesy car shows or dance parties or wherever this Jersey Shore kinda activitiy goes down…like weird hippie art shows or for th SI Swimsuit…. I just know body painting is a good excuse for people to check out pretty much naked girls, tacky or not, with nipples that are still nipples even if they are blue…and thus people probably search the shit on youtube and jerk off to it…adding this to my collection of Youtube Porn they Don’t Consider Porn even though People Masturbate to it…. Here’s Some Cheesy Body Painting… Here’s some more Cheesy body painting…. And Some More Cheesy Body Painting And Even More Cheesy Body Paninting And Cheesy More Cheesy BodyPainting This is the Ultimae – Asian – Lots of Nipple Body Painting
Happy Wednesday! Also in this edition of The Broadsheet: Kristen Stewart rumored for Akira … The Expendables 2 upsets the Bulgarian bat population… Ron Meyer tries a little tenderness… There is a Dutch version of Jersey Shore … and more.
