It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! This busty babe is from Last Night’s Party ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Jessica Alba sports a pair of pokies ( thenipslip.com ) Kendal Schuler topless at the be ach ( egotasticallstars.com ) Yovanna Ventura and her amazing ass ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Jenya D doffs her top for Met-Art ( boobieblog.com ) ‘Murica! ( doubleviking.com ) You need more Nikki Leigh in your life ( steakwood.com ) Natalie Dormer & the Top 10 Naked Women of the Marvel Cinematic Universe ( fleshbot.com )
I don’t know if watching, or documenting anything Kardashian Jenner is worth doing, but it is going on in pop-culture, and I’ve decided to write about this shit everyday, for no real reason, other than it just becoming a horrible hobby…. I do know that like Sinead O’Connor, I think this novelty act family is just representative of everything wrong in society. They are pawns who have positioned themselves to just push product, like this is a marketplace and these idiots are just the most shameless, and loud… I am confident that everything horrible, and everything great has been written about these idiots…and trying to give it more attention is a waste of time, but when a 17 year old who fucks rappers, love rappers, and thinks she’s black because she has no identity as her family abandoned her and threw money at her when they were all caught up in themselves is almost sad… But then she jacks her shorts up her ass and gets a shot from some sleazy vantage point of her on one of their expensive cars like this is a hip hop video…that I guess she aspires to star in…and I realize that in their failures and successes…this is a win. A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Jul 11, 2015 at 1:34pm PDT If you don’t like Kylie, because she’s too young and things she’s black video vixen….here’s Kendall, who thinks she’s a model.. The post Kyle Jenner’s Gratuitous Ass Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Alba must have a huge stake of ZICO Coconut water, or ZICO has paid her a fucking lot of money, so much that they couldn’t afford a copywriter, or designer, good photographer, or really anything other than Alba…because they are pushing these pictures as hard as they can…it’s the same shoot we saw months ago…and now there’s a shitty slogan… “Flourish from the Inside Out”… It sounds like something digestive, or maybe sexually, like pink on the inside, tan on the outside…..or like her cervix is flourishing with excitement ready to make another baby to spend her stupid money on….before being shat out of her to further make us hate her life choices… I am not being paid by ZICO…so fuck them and their shitty cum tasting garbage beverage…there are better coconut waters out there…try them… The post Jessica Alba’s “Flourish from the Inside Out” Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian who has done some shit for Sports Illustrated, Vicotria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit over the last few decades as a model. She started at 16….shit She’s 6 foot tall, 32, and I guess still trying to prove that not all 6 foot tall Brazilians have penises…it’s her life work… There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the early 2000s…but I guess that was a while ago…even if it seems to have been a lifetime ago… But she doesn’t seem to be out of practice in wearing a bikini in an erotic way….because it requires very little talent, anyone can do it, just check out instagram, it’s easy…and one of the worlds best scams before instagram overthrew it… Now all we need to do is prove that acting is a scam, and my work here will be done…and what better way to wait for that to happen than to look at old, tall model tits with nipples for a magazine…like it was 14 years ago… The post Ana Beatriz Barros for L’Officiel Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Alba wore what looks like a sheer when wet bikini top for her instagram…because Jessica Alba still wants you to think she matters, is still hot, because her start-up, that is really no longer a start-up, rely on her being the trophy wife and mother to sell their product, but more importantly, you know when she steps down with all her money when they sell to some big corporation she pretends to be fighting in her organic war on chemicals in products, and she has all the money in the world, her ego is going to force her to go back to acting, this time on a quest to get that Academy Award, because financially she won’t need to rely on that career, and can go back to the original art of acting she fell in love with while studying it at the conservatory…and by conservatory I mean doing the shitty fucking movies that don’t matter… ALl this to say, she’ll be naked in those movies, we just have to wait it out another 4 years. The post Jessica Alba’s Wet Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There’s few things I love more in this world than seeing a hot nobody do yoga at the beach for the paps, so here’s busty British reality star Pascal Craymer getting in a “candid” workout for the cameras. And not to nitpick or anything, but if you ask me, her form could use a little work. I mean, for starters, she should’ve ditched the shorts for a full bikini, and she didn’t even attempt the patented Jessica Alba bikini ass pose . I guess she’s still working her way up to the more advanced moves. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
Jessica Alba is a billionaire, or the figurehead of a billion dollar company..that she has 20 percent of and that is worth a billion dollars in part due to her celebrity endorsement… You would think she’d have a personal photographer, or assistant who can take a fucking picture, because this YOGA party she went to, probably for publicity reasons, looks like it was shot on a Motorolla Razr, the first phone I got nude pics from a phone back in 2006….before everyone had a sex tape production team in their pocket…when nudes were special… Either way, she’s in a sports bra… The post Billionaire ALba in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last time we saw Karina Jelinek at the beach, she was pulling one of my favorite moves in the hot nobody playbook: doing bikini yoga for the paps . Today though, the Argentine model is graduating to more advanced techniques, like the famous Jessica Alba bikini ass pose . Obviously, it’s only her first try, so she’s not quite there yet. But I think with a few more weeks of daily practice and a couple sessions with a certain blogger who’s studied the move extensively, Karina could get the hang of it eventually. » view all 16 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I’m not gonna lie, I was a little weirded out by these pictures of Pia Mia Perez crawling around on the beach when I first saw them. But it turns out she hasn’t gone insane trying to perfect the famous Jessica Alba bikini ass pose , she’s just filming a music video. And while I didn’t even realize Pia was a singer until five minutes ago, I’m pretty sure this just became my most anticipated music video of the year. I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t wait to watch this on mute 30-45 seconds at a time. » view all 16 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on May 21, 2015 at 6:27am PDT Jessica Alba was a hardly talented, but hot, actress who never got naked but who people fucking loved, probably not because she’s a Mexican, since no one likes Mexicans…who trapped her boyfriend at the time, who had just dumped her, Cash Warren, by getting pregnant and forcing him to do the right thing and be a dad to the kids…which worked out nicely for him, because he linked her up with some tech geniuses who were able to build a brand off of her, and all she had to do was promote it… Sure, part of the marketing campaign was that she worked 86 hours a week and built it from the ground up, but I have people who know people, who know people, and apparently, she was definitely present at the office, but she never really handled anything, or made any decisions.. It was just a spokes modeling contract that worked in this dot com tech wild west where anyone can become a billionaire…with the right team and 20% equity in something… I am not saying she doesn’t deserve to be worth 200 million dollars, at least she took her celebrity and followed the american capitalist dream to make stupid fucking money…like she was Ashton Kutcher… I am just saying, who the fuck cares…the real discussions should be “where are her tits!!”…billioare or not..I want to see her tits…because I’m old..and remember when she actually mattered… I’m not impressed by any of this, it doesn’t matter to me..or really to any of you….great, you’re a fucking evil billion dollar corporation that manipulated idiots into her lie…now where are the tits? She was already rich and living the rich life…before this…not to mention, why isn’t the Brian Lee…the founder of LegalZoom and ShoeDazzle, who runs the fucking company….oh probably worth more than Alba’s 200 million take….why isn’t he on the cover? Oh right, because that would fuck up the marketing campaign that involves Alba being the face…now where are the tits? All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead…. The post Jessica Alba’s 200 Million Dollar Humping of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
