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Haley Joel Osment, the Original Bruce Jenner, Tits of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have an ongoing joke, with myself, because no one listens to me, and I talk to myself, that Haley Joel Osment, the star from The Sixth Sense, who I think was even Oscar Nominated, has gone on to become a woman, like Bruce Jenner, without all the marketing around it, because he was clever enough to realize no one cared about an awkward teenage boy, and but everyone cares about teenage girls, revealing himself as his “sister”…whatever the fuck her name is…who has gone onto have a solid career…and tits…really solid tits… It’s really a funny joke, to me..for myself..because no one listen to me and I talk to myself… So you just won’t get it… The post Haley Joel Osment, the Original Bruce Jenner, Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Kylie Jenner Butt Shot of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Photographer Brendan Forbes shot Kylie Jenner…unfortunately not in the face, or with an elephant gun required to take out her garbage family, because I guess there was a window where he could go for humanity and element these idiots, or instead, take the money they paid him to shoot them, and have one big shoot with the most talked about girl, who really isn’t to blame for all the press, she’s just been packaged and sold off by her parents, the people who under normal circumstances have the sole responsibility of caring for her, but were too caught up in their lives to care…forcing the babysitter, TYGA to come in and offer a home for her…and be the dad she always wanted…but her dad was too busy…being a woman…dealing with normal women problems like hair and make-up… The good news is that Photographer Brendan Forbes takes good pics…like this one of Miley’s ass for her new app…that we can assume will eventually become a porn site…because that’s just the way the world is going these days… Because if you can’t be a vigilante killing off evil for humanity, you might as well get butt shots! I am a fan of this picture. The post The Kylie Jenner Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Runs an Ad Campaign on Fallon of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jimmy Fallon Spat on Jessica Alba… Which was probably the highlight of her bit on his show…where they just plug the fuck out of her company, over and over, that I assume she barely works at… All while wearing fuck me boots, showing off her mom legs…looking hot enough…as Fallon laughs at his own jokes… This is part of what’s wrong with America…a huge part of what’s wrong with America… The post Jessica Alba Runs an Ad Campaign on Fallon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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TV Nudity Report: Hand of God, Ray Donovan, and of course, Masters of Sex

Posted on September 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A brand new Amazon original series and two Showtime favorites kept this Labia Day weekend stacked to the gills with naked gals! Hit the jump for more pics and info…

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Skin Links 9.8.15

Posted on September 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approve stories from around the web! Dakota Fanning nips out while out on the town ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Bella Hadid stuns in GQ ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Rhian Sugden is our favorite in the end of summer topless showdown ( egotasticallstars.com ) Big tit Peach by the window ( boobieblog.com ) Jessica Alba does yoga in some skin tight shorts ( thenipslip.com ) Now that’s a nice dress ( doubleviking.com ) Nina Agdal found the perfect use for birthday hats ( steakwood.com ) Five Reasons Ronda Rousey is sexy by Kleio Valentein ( fleshbot.com )

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Robot Jessica Alba Programmed To Whore Herself of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba is a fucking robot… A robot in her acting, that needs a software update to be believable in any of her two dimensional roles, but a robot none the less…. And she’s set to “Make Money. Make Money”…mode.. Because everything she does or promotes is some commercial endorsement bullshit…from this, to the coconut water on her vag, to whatever else I’ve posted on her recently…it’s just ridiculous…but still one of the hottest bodies with two kids…so maybe we should be throwing money at her, instead of all these other dumpier bitches… I’m superficial like that…at least when talking about famous overpaid pieces of shit stains on society…. The post Robot Jessica Alba Programmed To Whore Herself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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JEssica Alba’s Yoga Pose of the Day

Posted on September 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba is a whore…she’s out there aggressively making as much money as she possibly can, this time with Braun, because make the money when you can, and if people are interested enough to throw money at her…why the fuck not take the money thrown at her…on top of the money her company makes her…it’s the American dream and she’s a Mexican…cash the fuck in…stack that shit up… If she’s in this kind of outfit, I support her whoring…I think there’s something magical about her being a mom of two and still looking like this…I mean…I know young girls who don’t even look this good, sure they are into partying and drugs and don’t spend their days being a product that sells products so the motivation isn’t there…but if you were to compare ALba to any Mexican with 2 kids..who isn’t used as a product…you’d see just how magical whatever is going on here actually is… The amazing thing in all this is that this is Jessica ALba, one of the worst actresses ever, leveraging that shitty career…and crushing it…so fucked… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post JEssica Alba’s Yoga Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Whoring Herself Out for Socks Now of the Day

Posted on September 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba is the fake CEO or president or whatever of some massive billion dollar company called Honest, that she is slated to make 200 million dollars from when it goes public, which doesn’t include all the money she’s made up until this point, or any of the other ventures she has put money into that are less publicized, or really any of the money that Honest has paid her as a salary to show up everyday and pretend to work… So what I’m saying is that Jessica ALba is already richer than God, but not quite as rich as Zuckerberg or the other dot com billionaires, however…she’s still peddling bullshit products as ad campaigns that make her look like a cheap, desperate instagram model…whether it is for coconut water or her Husband’s sock company, the whole this is ghetto bullshit, nor matter how much money she makes off it, she’s already got a ton of fucking money… She can’t be doing this for money…but then what is she doing it for… SFW I think we should boycot Jessica Alba and her greedy money grubbing…so unfollow her now…thanks.. Now you can all laugh at my zero impact approach to life as I haven’t won one person over to actually take a stance with me… I’d be a terrible cult leader, but ALba…that bitch is good… The post Jessica Alba’s Whoring Herself Out for Socks Now of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Bikini Bottoms for Samsung of the Day

Posted on August 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba is shameless…but the reality is every one of these celebrities who tries to be clever in their product placement on social media strategies doesn’t need to be clever, be shameless and your retard audience that I know are retards because they follow your ass and make you a billionaire in the process, when they should have turned their backs on you after “honey” and pushed you to a life of drug addiction, prostitution and premature death… But instead, she’s posting pics of her pussy next to a tablet, that Samsung paid her to do, and that will get past around because people, myself included still care enough about her pussy, even though it’s been shredded by kids and Cash Warren penis.. She’s the worst…Samsung endorse vagina pics…and she’s winning…and we’re all fucking losers who allow these people to exist…. The post Jessica Alba’s Bikini Bottoms for Samsung of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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SKINcoming on DVD & Blu-ray: The Affair Season 1, Strike Back Season 3, and More 8.4.15

Posted on August 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We’ve got a healthy mix of new releases and long awaited Blu-ray debuts for your viewing pleasure this week! Hit the jump for more pics and info…

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