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stepLINK of the Day

The highlight of my weekend was talking to an overly PC girl, which is every girl, about how my friend was almost raped by a dog….When I hit the the word rape…she fully shut down and couldn’t fucking process anything beyond it…it was like “system meltdown” and she couldn’t figure out if the word rape meant rape joke which is bad and derogatory to women, even if I was talking about dog rape, which could apply to men…or if rape meant the dictionary definition of rape….but when she heard rape..that was it…and she was out…. We are a people…who can’t handle hearing a word…. I guess she wouldn’t have been a good partner in my “go to church and pretend to be a retard in the back, masturbating and screaming every 30 seconds..all Downsy”…. People need to lighten the fuck up… Here are some stepLINKS… Big Holiday Tits CLICK HERE Miley and Pam Anderson Stupidity CLICK HERE Phoebe Price is Bondage Reindeer CLICK HERE Miss Universe Winner Under Fire CLICK HERE Heavy Metal Star Wars Theme… CLICK HERE Olivia Wilde is Still in a Bikini CLICK HERE Sara Jean Underwood’s Fat Ass CLICK HERE Lady Gaga Pasties CLICK HERE Celebrities Who Support Trump CLICK HERE R. Kelly Asked abotu Sexual Assault Allegations… CLICK HERE American’s Try Norwegian Food CLICK HERE Hot Selfies… CLICK HERE Tina Fey Doesn’t need to Defend Jokes.. CLICK HERE Rihanna Good Cleavage without a Bra CLICK HERE Kendall and Kylie Braless oN TV CLICK HERE Kendall Jenner Cameltoe CLICK HERE Kimmy Gibbler does Whip / Nae Nae Dance…What CLICK HERE 32,000 Dollar Flight to Abu Dhabi CLICK HERE Miss Universe Bikini Pics CLICK HERE Olivia Wilde Bikinis CLICK HERE This is Gross.. CLICK HERE Fat Penthouse Model of the Day CLICK HERE Bar Refaeli Panty Flash CLICK HERE Tove Lo in a Skin Tight Leotard CLICK HERE Make Any Glove Work with a Touch Screen CLICK HERE 25 Redneck Innovations… CLICK HERE Bella Thorne’s Tits are Bigger CLICK HERE Jessica Alba Survives LA Rainstorm CLICK HERE Why Do People Drink Coffee CLICK HERE 6 Gross things you see Working at an Aquarium CLICK HERE Miss Puerot Rico is an Islamophobe CLICK HERE Emma Stone Pumping Gas CLICK HERE The Weirdest Boxing Clip CLICK HERE Karrueche in a Bikini CLICK HERE Thigh Gaps! For Christmas…. CLICK HERE =============== From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW! ================ Free and Naked Cam Girls CLICK HERE Topless Christmas Slut! CLICK HERE Dancer Loses Control and Tries to Strip Partner CLICK HERE More Christmas Poon CLICK HERE Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts CLICK HERE Porn GIF of the Day CLICK HERE Greek Slut of the Day CLICK HERE Memories of Lohan CLICK HERE Balloon Burst Game Fail CLICK HERE Girl Makes Titties Bounce CLICK HERE Ava Addams Big Boobs Christmas MILF CLICK HERE Get All the Porn You Need Here CLICK HERE Random TUmblr Porn Curated By Me!! CLICK HERE Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies CLICK HERE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT Revisit The stepGIRLS!! CLICK HERE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post stepLINK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paul Walker: Mourned, Honored on Anniversary of His Death

November 30th will forever be remembered as a sad day in Hollywood history. Two years ago on this date,  Paul Walker was killed in a car accident during a brief hiatus from filming the movie Furious 7. It was a death that left all who knew the beloved 40-year old stunned and heartbroken, no one more than so than Walker’s co-stars in the Fast and Furious franchise. On the two-year anniversary of his close pal’s tragic passing, Vin Diesel shared the above photo of himself and Walker and included with it the following caption/message: “No matter where you are in this universe… You will always be, my brother.” Tyrese, meanwhile, shared a lengthy message of his own on Instagram, writing:  “It’s still not easy…… 2 years ago today… We lost our brother….. Today I’m just gonna lay low and process….. Clarity through Prayers and perspective is what I always seek and pray for….” He continued: “With a heavy heart I post this….. Please continue to pray for the Walker family and his real friends who was with him every single day…. They’re some of the best and strongest people I know…… “I know you’re in heaven smiling and rooting for us all….. #RIH ( Rest in heaven )” Despite Walker’s death, the actor has remained an important part of his friends’ lives. In March, for example, Diesel named his newborn daughter Pauline honor of the late star. A few months later, the cast participated in a tribute during the Teen Choice Awards, where Diesel thanked Walker’s daughter Meadow for helping to keep their family “going.” We at The Hollywood Gossip also send our thoughts and prayers to everyone who knew and loved Paul Walker.

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Kim Kardashian Posts Cleavage Close-Up, Complains About Feeling Like Crap

In case you somehow haven’t heard, Kim Kardashian hates being pregnant . Actually, that’s an understatement. The woman really, really despises every second of it, and she wants the whole world to know. Fortunately, Kim has found a way to combine her two current passions – complaining and posting revealing photos on Instagram. Yes, you’ve seen Kim Kardashian’s boobs before, but have you seen them while she’s nine months pregnant?  Yeah, come to think of it, she probably posted a similar pic when she was knocked up with North. But have you seen them while she’s nine months pregnant and full of mucous? We think not. Kim posted the above photo earlier today, with a caption reading, “37 WEEKS x SINUS INFECTION x FLU = [frowny face Emoji]” Yes, these days it seems that Kim is accomplishing the astonishing feat of out-complaining Kanye West. Of course, she actually has reason to gripe, as she’s ben struck ill in the midst of an already-difficult pregnancy, while Kanye is presumably still pissed that Beck won a Grammy. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pics: Big Bump! Even Bigger Boobs! Anyway, Kim’s taken a lot of crap for complaining, and she’s even been accused of faking her pregnancy problems , but we think she’s entitled to kvetch a bit. She recently revealed that her baby is breech , and she’s admitted to suffering from delivery anxiety.  She’s got real problems, and frankly, she’s not a woman who’s used to dealing with real problems. Hopefully, Yeezy will forget about his own problems long enough to buy Kim that $1 million push present she’s been asking for. View Slideshow: 11 Moments Kim Kardashian Wishes You’d Forget

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Kourtney Kardashian, Kyle Richards and More: Star Sightings 11.30.2015

While the rest of us were lying face down on the couch this weekend, willing the leftovers to grow legs and leave our homes, celebrities were fitting into their favorite jeans and shopping at Saint Laurent. Rachel Zoe took her son to a book store in Beverly Hills, while Gwen Stefani took her three crew to Disneyland in Anaheim, CA. Everyone looked perky and happy and fit.  I hate them. 1. Kyle Richards Waves to the Photogs Kyle Richards waved to the paparazzi as she left the Huffington Post in New York on November 30th, 2015. 2. Kourtney Kardashian Checks Out Furniture Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick (not pictured) took their Mason to RH Contemporary Art in Beverly Hills, CA on November 27th, 2015. 3. Gwen Stefani Takes Her Boys to Disneyland Gwen Stefani took her boys – Kingston, Zuma and Apollo – to Disneyland on November 27th, 2015. 4. Michael B. Jordan watches the Lakers vs Pacers Game Michael B. Jordan watched the Los Angeles Lakers play against the Indiana Pacers on November 29th, 2015. 5. Jessica Alba Leaves a French Restaurant Jessica Alba leaves a French restaurant in Los Angeles on November 30th, 2015. 6. Jenna Dewan-Tatum and Daughter Everly in Studio City Jenna Dewan Tatum took daughter Everly on a train ride at the Studio City Farmers Market in Studio City, CA on November 29th, 2015. View Slideshow

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Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day

celeber.ru Chloe Grace Moretz is the jail bait favorite…who is 18…so you can freely jerk off to her full lips…like you did when she was 16…but it’ll be less exciting, or naughty…or daring…or illegal…you Jared Fogle motherfucker… I have said this before, but it still makes me laugh, and my life is fucking groundhog day, the same thing over and over and over again…and I only have so much to say about any and all issues…but the funny thing to me, as a Canadian,, where fucking 16 year olds is legal, and I don’t fuck 16 year olds, despite it being legal…because they are fucking annoying and what I assume, even in this porn era, shitty in fucking bed…and the novelty will wear off while driving them to high school within 3 minutes after you cum and realize how shitty you are as a dirtbag.. but AMericans, who aren’t allowed to fuck 16 year olds, go fucking NUTS for 16 year olds half naked….something Chloe Moretz is not…so you are probably over it already…but then again, she played a comic book character, meaning she’s set for life with pervert loser comic book weirdos everywhere… The post Chloe Grace Moretz in Nylon Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day

All to sell bullshit “organic” product….by doing this press tour…to remind you that she exists…looks like she’s reading a script to make you like her better than you already do…because she’s taking this shit public…and she needs all the support she can as the above average looking girl who was cast as the hot girl in low quality movies….that she never got naked in…because unlike Miley, she understood, the less you show…the more we want.. The most interesting revelation in this is that she was a child prostitute for clown fetishists….because at 11…she was hired to be a clown….for 20 dollars…because that’s life of a Mexican… Boring – Here are the pics… The post Jessica Alba Showing You Her Real Self of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Boring Leg Spread!

Don’t get me wrong, as a red-blooded male with a working set of eyes, any new pictures of Jessica Alba are instantly newsworthy. But when I heard the super-hot MILF was spreading her legs for a spread in The Edit Magazine ‘s November issue, I was hoping for something a little more exciting than this. Oh well. At least we’ll always have that bikini ass pose . Continue reading

Nina Dobrev in Interview Magazine of the Day

Nina Dobrev is in Interview magazine, because I guess people care about what she has to say… I think she’s a Canadian from a show called Vampire Diaries who has turned her back on Canada to become Hollywood and pretend she’s not Canadian, since she’s brown and they can pretend she’s a Mexican American and Mexican Americans are the majority, and will thus make her famous…because they love supporting their own…even if their own are in shitty shows, are Jessica Alba…who pretends she’s not Mexican…or J.Lo…who is Puerto Rican, but bitch will exploit any culture for a dollar… Or she is from Glee….and now she’s in a bra top in a magazine…fascinating… The post Nina Dobrev in Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ UK of the Day

I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ UK, months ago….but I didn’t post all the pictures and since she’s the most amazinged, talented, sent from heaven to grace the entertainment industry with razor sharp skill, professionalism, and compelling ability to really turn her breasts from nude glamour model, turned instagram model to respected actress….because to be a respected actress who reminds us that Jessica Alba and so many token hot girls in movies before her…didn’t have talent either…and that you just need to focus on what’s important…whether her tits or mouth are real….not that I can really tell, she’s blocked me on all social media because she clearly doesn’t like me…and you know that it’s her personally blocking me off the shit..because she’s not that rich and famous to have handlers… I had a conversation with someone the other day about The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ UK, who was mad that I said her career is over, he said I was wrong to think that people have moved on, because I guess he thinks she’s hot and I guess didn’t understand that I am not an authority on anything, I just predict her being over, because she is old news…boring, I’ve seen her naked….but that doesn’t mean Hollywood thinks she’s over even if she’s old news…they seem to like recycling garbage…it’s the west coast way of lige.. So here are The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ UK from September issue on the last day of September… The post The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Workout Clothes Cameltoe of the Day

This is less of a cameltoe and more of a pussy definition as it is squeezed into tight pants…. Something that I am humiliated I even know the difference of… It’s like I’ve slowly morphed into the pathetic loser who hides behind a computer jerking off to this shit, when my intention in 2004 when I started, was to just make fun of all you celebrity fans and celebrities…and now I’ve become the guy at parties who knows who Miley fucks, and who Bella Thorne is, and what Jessica Alba’s hustle is… It’s like I’ve polluted myself with nonsense I never cared about… But I guess I’ve always cared about cameltoe and pussy definiton, I remember being in high school and this lunch monitor would always have the most insane cameltoe, it was a solid three to four fingers deep, which made sense, because she had 5 kids…and lived in a trailer park….back then we called int frontal wedgie and I’d eat my sandwich gagging all while rocking a boner staring at it as each lip moved independent of the other…. Memories… That said, I hate defending Jessica Alba or the lies she perpetuates, but I’ll defend her vagina in this cameltoe situation because as a mom of two kids, you’d expect a way more intense pussy eating pants cameltoe… Memories… HEre’s ALBA walking in a dress CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba’s Workout Clothes Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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