We have all been asked those age-old questions like, “Is it better to be too wet or too dry?” and each of us have our own answers for our own reasons. But here is a twist on that age-old question: “It is better to have a wet Jessica Alba or a dry Jessica Alba?” … read more
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Is It Better To Have A Wet Jessica Alba Or A Dry Jessica Alba?
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Jessica Alba is useless but she’s hot and she’s famous and she’s rich…and that’s what matters in this world…she’s also a budding entrepreneur who pretty much is the face of a business she’s never done any work on, other than showing up and showing up and now it is worth a billion fucking dollars…and that’s a proper execution of TITS getting hits..and here are those tits in Cosmo… The post Jessica Alba in Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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If you focus on the first 5 seconds of this video, you can imagine that Jessica Alba is dead, we call it DEADFACE – which is conveniently the only way you’ll every get your dick close to her and the chances of you working the morgue her corpse will be at is slim to none…so take it in necrophiliacs, this marketing puppet and her dead face, half open mouth is all you need for what I assume is one of your more normal fantasies in your life filled with weirdness… The post Alba’s Mouth for the Necrophiliac Rape Fetishists of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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I guess somebody out there is trying pretty hard to make Demi Lovato happen, because first she was getting naked for Vanity Fair , and now here she is doing a photoshoot for the February issue of Allure . And I have to say, it’s some nice work (from whoever did the Photoshop). Just check out the difference between her behind-the-scenes Instagram pic and the final product. But whatever, go ahead and enjoy. Demi looks good for a Photoshopped chick. Continue reading
I don’t normally dig these Vogue photoshoots. Just once I’d like to see them focus on what’s really important: the hottie underneath all those lame clothes. But when it’s Jessica Alba , I’m willing to make an exception. Because let’s be honest, this MILF could be dressed head to toe in garbage bags and I’d still drool all over my keyboard. Continue reading
Jessica Alba must be taking her company public very fucking soon….she’s all over the fucking place in a bunch of photoshoots, this time Vogue, like she’s some kind of model or fashion icon, when really she’s just rich and has a good PR team….strategically making her do exactly what she does…and that’s act, while being directed, because going public is a huge scam and the people behind Wall Street and finance know exactly how to inflate the value of a nonsense company, so that they can all get rich as fuck… So get ALba in media, dressed up, looking good, talking about life as a bullshit exec…good for everyone, except future shareholders of this nonsense….but who cares about them… A whore is a whore no matter what she’s whoring, she’s got a basic knowledge of how to whore, whether it’s an IPO, or to get a movie role, or Coconut water, she’s got this…ALba’s got this… The post Jessica Alba’s in Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Emma Watson is the Harry Potter girl who I guess is mourning Alan Rickman’s death, you know because he was like a father to her or some shit…or maybe she’s just trying to hide her drunken face from the paparazzi…because she’s so famous and has been forever, that sometimes, she just wants her privacy, like when leaving nightclubs, possibly shit faced, or maybe rocking herpes scabs or puffy eyes from crying, since all these famous girls are fucking crazy girls…all needy and demanding and rich and fucking coddled…with friends who aren’t real friends but staff..in a trust no one, while being really insecure because you always have an audience…the perfect recipe for drug addiction and premature death…where all her fans will cry and share stories about jerking off to her at 14, but not in a creepy Harry Potter weirdo fan way, but rather in a “I was imagining her at 18, I’m not a pedo” way… Either way, love her new look. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Watson’s New Look of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Hayden Panettiere has some huge fucking tits…not sure how that happened, maybe it’s hormonal or pregnancy…all milk filled…but they are probably implants that she got to make her really broad muscular gymnast looking back more proportionate… I feel like we already knew she got implants, it’s already been discussed, but I don’t keep track of any of these bitches, especially not Hayden Panettiere. She is virtually a no one..but she’s got a solid fan base of people who like girls who are 4 feet tall who fuck, marry and get knocked up by someone 6 foot 7…in some creepy Russian fetish sex…that confuses me, makes me think of some kind of sex circus, that I want to watch… She also survived another sex scandal that she’s totally neglected to address, that no one bothered reporting, because it was probably bullshit…even though it was the most interesting thing she’s pulled off to date featuring her soap star mother and father letting their Hollywood friends ave their way with her….a possiible lie…totally disgusting…but believable if you know anyone in Hollywood…and if true fucked up enough to make her a good time….in all her damage…and possibly the reason she needs such a big dick to fill her… I guess what I’m saying is…Good Cleavage…Good Times…because with tits like this she hardly looks like an overrated midget from a TV show no one cares about…except fans from when she played a superhero on TV…who are loyal thanks to a lack of social skills. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hayden Panettiere’s Huge Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Jessica Alba is bullshit…and these pants are probably bullshit too…only because I assume they are jacked up with spandex to shape her this way…but more importantly to squeeze her mom pussy into place so that it doesn’t look like the horror scene it probably is… Jessica Alba is bullshit, because she’s an actress, a really fucking bad actress who got eaten up by the industry, they loved her and cast her as the hot chick in all kinds of garbage money making movies, who’s latest role is playing a CEO or figurehead I call “Use her celebrity to sell organic products that aren’t organic…her female fans will buy into it and we’ll all be billionaires.” I like using her fame whoring to remind me of what she’s actually all about. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE HER IN GOOD HOUSEKEEPING LIE CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba Mom Ass and Mom Pussy Definition in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Jessica Alba Mom Ass and Mom Pussy Definition in Leggings of the Day
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Jessica Alba has figured out how to connect with her audience using social media…kinda like how she figured out how to lock down her now husband by getting pregnant…in a they broke up, but she got knocked up, so he had to man up situation that I guess worked out for them, even if they sleep in separate beds, since these hollywood types fucking love and worship money, and they turned their marriage, her being a mom situation, and her celebrity despite having little to no talent…to a product line that is apparently worht a billion dollars…and that she owns 20 percent of… She’s doing it with candid bikini pics…that she appropriately titled “Thirsty”…because she’s ironic and clearly not a fucking idiot… The post Jessica Alba in a Bikini Top of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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