Jessica Alba has had a number of rather memorable and super sexy roles in her career, but when she first started out things were a little tough for her. Especially during one of her first photo shoots when she was only 19 and still a virgin. … read more
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Jessica Alba Wants To Be More Than A Sex Symbol
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I had an interesting conversation with a pretty well established photographer this past weekend at a club, where we were talking about how every girl thinks she’s a model and how models who are actually models aren’t getting the work anymore because they aren’t the marketing “influencers” they need to be… We were saying how the right girl for the job isn’t hired, as everyone knows, but the person who can get more people to see the picture is hired, and it’s too bad because you get really average looking girls in the campaigns…instead of the right girl for the campaigns… So in doing this we don’t have iconic people, we just have people like the Jenners who aren’t necessarily disgusting, but who are only memorable because they are shoved down our throats all fucking day everyday… And what ends up happening is that models, who would normally only be seen in these high produced, big budget shoots, are now forced to selfie, and because they are models and not creative directors and make-up artists, their images are more “real” or “honest’ and thus disgusting… While these instagram whores know how to trick people to take hot pics… So what we have is a group of average girls who know how to pose to look hot – getting famous or jobs….and a group of amazingly hot models who don’t know how to pose for a selfie because they need a director looking like shit – who don’t get famous for jobs… So these paparazzi pics of a model, who prior to trying to sue me for posting her honeymoon images pre divorce pics…I had the right to post, Lara Stone, who was at one point spectacular with great tits…is looking fucking horrible, dumpy, huge…because either she’s been buying food with her divorce money, mainly cake, or because this is just how she always looked, she just takes a good pic… Whatever the reason, a terrible looking model is still better than a good looking pic of an average girl…even if she’s the worst.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lara Stone Topless on Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Lara Stone Topless on Set of the Day
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Jessica Alba is in a Movie called DEAR ELEANOR – I guess she still works as an actor…in this scene she’s jacking a hula hoop up her ass in a short skirt. It is a story of two girls on a 1962 Road Trip looking for Eleanor Roosevelt during the Cuban Missile Crisis, directed by “E” from Entourage Kevin and it is actually a great fucking look for Jessica Alba family girl and scammer/ business woman.. She’s about to take her HONEST brand that in and of itself is a red flag, not because of the lawsuits and stories about how their claims are false but because everyone knows when someone says “trust me” or “honestly”…they are full of shit.. But what isn’t full of shit is a hula hoop up her ass…one far better than the weirdo hippie fat chicks I see doing hula hoop dances in the park every weekend…with a “question mark”… I guess what I am saying is after two kids, she’s still great, and I’d let her shit on my face just to see her asshole stretched out…I am into whatever is going on here.. The post Jessica Alba Hula Hoop Up Ass for “Dear Eleanor” of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Jessica Alba Hula Hoop Up Ass for “Dear Eleanor” of the Day
If coming-of-age, road trip movies focusing on two girls from the 1960s aren’t movies you normally see, might I suggest you give Dear Eleanor a chance. For you see, this movie contains a scene of Jessica Alba doing some kind of burlesque/strip tease with a hula-hoop. … read more
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Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Sexy Hula-Hoop Skills In The Trailer For "Dear Eleanor"
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Jessica Alba is a mom of two, I’m surprised her spandex pants are the only thing her vagina is eating, you’d assume it’d be filled with all kind of other shit, from kids toys, to past lovers, to wads of Cash (her husbands name is Cash and they make Cash), possibly little kids she’s walked past at the park, maybe some HONEST products and an old Sandwich… I guess what I am saying is that this pussy can’t be tight…but she’s still billionaire ALBA who has won at life.. The post Jessica Alba Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Jessica Alba Cameltoe of the Day
Kelly Rohrbach looks like the kind of girl who uses her pussy to get ahead, like some kind of low level opportunist who fucks high level people who is now on some low level movie called Baywatch…she used to fuck Leo… I guess in her defence, all models are on some level hooking…I call it doing the same thing as street hookers, just in a higher rate hotel….with richer people who can hook them up…but it’s all the same fucking thing… I mean she looks like a stripper…her tits were designed for lap dances, but she’s clearly smarter in how she uses them… I call this face – the how she fucked leo up the ass face… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach Face She Made When Fucking Leo Up the Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Kelly Rohrbach Face She Made When Fucking Leo Up the Ass of the Day
Here are some more pics of Jessica Alba and her husband on Spring Break pretending to be middle aged, hot, fit and in love…. They like to pretend they are still in the marriage on a romantic level, when really it’s just a business deal that has worked out great for both of them, and if they were to ever get that divorce, it will be long after the brand “Honest” goes public, because we all know what they are doing on all levels is a fucking lie… I guess her getting knocked up to trap him worked out great for him down the line, now that they will become billionaires, I can assure you that they do not share a bedroom, but when the paparazzi come out they act like a bunch of newly weds…living the married dream that anyone married knows is actually a fucking nightmare… Meaning, they are just doing this to continue their money grubbing, business dealings, and everything about her, except her hot mom ass, is a fucking lie…even the products she sells…a lie I want to fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Jessica Alba Still in a Bikini of the Day
Here are some more pics of Jessica Alba and her husband on Spring Break pretending to be middle aged, hot, fit and in love…. They like to pretend they are still in the marriage on a romantic level, when really it’s just a business deal that has worked out great for both of them, and if they were to ever get that divorce, it will be long after the brand “Honest” goes public, because we all know what they are doing on all levels is a fucking lie… I guess her getting knocked up to trap him worked out great for him down the line, now that they will become billionaires, I can assure you that they do not share a bedroom, but when the paparazzi come out they act like a bunch of newly weds…living the married dream that anyone married knows is actually a fucking nightmare… Meaning, they are just doing this to continue their money grubbing, business dealings, and everything about her, except her hot mom ass, is a fucking lie…even the products she sells…a lie I want to fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Jessica Alba Still in a Bikini of the Day
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There comes a time (30) in every woman’s life where she turns 30…and it is all down hill from there…that’s probably why they all start having kids at that age, because even without the kids, they start to get sloppy, their stomachs start to bloat and expand, maybe to make them feel like they aren’t prime pussy anymore so that they breed, or to warm men that they aren’t prime pussy or that fertile anymore so the risk of knocking them up after unprotected sex after meeting them at an N Sync reunion concert are lower, but they’re probably the age where they’d flip the condom out and fuck themselves with the cum trying to get pregnant even if you were protected, not that anyone is protected, all in efforts to put the body to use before it implodes, or I guess explodes…from the screaming uterus…and hormones producing fat cells.. So, Alba, who is over 30, realizes this, and has the odds against her being all Mexican and shit, which if you know Mexicans, and I don’t because I am Mexican in Canada, but I went to a Mexican resort once, they all end up neckless and sloppy…and not just from eating too many corn tortillas…but because of that mean 30… What I am saying is this girl goes to the gym everyday all day, and still has a gut hanging over her bikini shorts, while on Vacation from her rough job of being on Vacation for a lie of a brand called HONEST she’s honorary CEO of, because it makes her feel smart and makes the brand people have something to promote with.. All this to say…old, sloppy, mom or not..I mean those stretch marked tits look like a fucking burn victim, but I still wonder if she ever takes it up the ass, cuz girl looks pregnant again. Jesus – I just took a closer look at her shattered tits…what the fuck.. To See More Pics CLICK HERE The post Old and Sloppy Jessica Alba Stomach in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Old and Sloppy Jessica Alba Stomach in a Bikini of the Day
Skin and Sleuth share a second life’s passion: Baseball…. read more
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Schwing Training! Chicks Dig the Long Ball
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