Well, I knew the recent string of Jessica Alba bikini pictures was going to have to end some time, but hey, at least on the bright side, she showed up to Comic Con over the weekend showing off that sexy stomach of hers. I’m sure some of you nerds out there are a little disappointed Jessica didn’t dress up like Wonder Woman or Princess Leia though, and for once I feel your pain. I wish she had dressed up like my favorite famous character too: Jessica Alba attempting the bikini ass pose . Oh well. There’s always next year. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com
I’ve heard of hot nobodies inviting the paps to the beach before or bikini yoga in the park. But I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen them follow one into the recording studio. Anyway, apparently Darnaa here is an actual recording artist. I’ve never heard of her before, but judging from these pictures at least, she definitely looks very, uh, talented. Although I think if Darnaa really wants to make it big in the music world, next time she should do her recording session in a bikini and make sure to invite yours truly. My phone takes great pictures. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
So I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you guys today. The good is that Jessica Alba is still on that bikini vacation of hers, and we’ve even got some drool-worthy booty shots of her playing in the water today. The bad is that she still hasn’t reenacted her famous bikini ass pose for the paps or invited me out to join them as her personal sunscreen applier, and I’m starting to worry that neither of those things might happen this trip. Oh well. I guess there’s always next year. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
The other day I targeted Jessica Alba in what would be considered whore Shaming, if I was accusing her or dissing her for being a slut, when clearly she’s the opposite of a slut, and more of the kind of girl who traps her boyfriend who is trying to escape her with pregnancy…twice. I was more talking about how she’s managed to use her body, to get movie roles, that she’s never naked in, to establish fame, that she’s leveraged into a lifestyle brand for babies, that she probably makes a ton of money on and does minimal work on, because that’s who these people are coddled, some other dude is just leveraging her to be the on staff spokesperson and face to make him billions, not to mention she’s mexican, and Mexican’s don’t work…which is some way is prostitution… But that was before I stared at her mom ass in a bikini for the last hour. It’s pretty fucking good…even if I knew babies weren’t shat out of it for personal gain…I’m talking husbands and dollars….kind of like these pics of her hugging her man, because they are so in love, and they are the ideal husband and wife, when they probably don’t even share the same bedroom in the house, because this shit is a fucking business…. I mean cuddling on the beach, so in love, suck my dick…this is some fake ass hired paparazzi shit to sell organic diapers, or whatever her bullshit is…. But that ass…is pretty fucking good… I’m so torn between loving and hating this, I think I’ll just settle with indifference and not giving a fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I get in trouble for calling girls hookers..apparently calling a girl a hooker is libellous and they can turn around and sue you, unless you have proof that they exchange money for using their body to hustle…you know sell your soul for money…which I like to think that Jessica Alba does, because on the spectrum of Hooker…this is proof she’s on it.. Now she’s a Mexican, I don’t really think she knows the magnitude of anything she does, I think she’s got management that position her, and that throw money at her, thinking “she’s a mom, let’s start an organic product line called honest, because no one will think we are dishonest, when honest is in the name”….and “we’ll get her to post in bikinis, holding the bottle, and other moms who grew up on her will buy”…and I guess they do.. People love this shit, and when looking at her in a bikini, she’s a mom of two, great body, but not the talentless filler needed to make a shitty movie a hit dudes jerk off to..not mention she didn’t ever get naked….making this Honest hustle, a way better scam for her…and I guess also of us….
I don’t like JESSICA ALBA I feel as though she is a lie…mocking all of us. She wasn’t a good actress, yet she booked a ton of jobs and made a ton of money. She wasn’t as hot as everyone was brain washed to think she was…yet everyone still thinks she’s hot as fuck…well into her 30s…with 2 kids. She just knows how to fuck the system…now with being a iconic organic mom for other mom’s to look up to and buy products from… When really we all know she’s just a trick…cashing in a laughing about how dumb the world is to buy into her shit…or maybe she’s delusional too. She did this GQ shoot, in a one piece…the photographer did good but I hate all things alba.
I guess there must be something going around Hollywood right now, because first we had Lea Michele come down with a case of nippleitis , and now Jessica Alba ‘s got it even worse. Or actually, make that even better. Either way, I plan on following this important story very closely over the weekend, in case it turns into a full-blown epidemic. Fingers crossed. » view all 18 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet
You know they say that everyone has a price. You know that breaking point where you will cross the boundaries of appropriate only to get a payout…it is that “it’s not that bad if I do that for that amount of money” situation.. Well, here’s Magnum ice cream showing you that they hit Alba’s price, because they got some conservative, or seemingly conservative mom of two, to break down her public persona as the hot girl who never really gets too hot, and made her suck off a fucking ice cream like it was a black dude’s cock in a back alley… Now, I don’t know about you, but I find this more degrading than if she was topless in a movie role, yet she doesn’t get topless in movies, she only sucks cock for commercials.. All this say, Jessica Alba is a lying hooker.
Jessica Alba posted this bikini ass shot that is on the cover of Entertainment Weekly…and as much as I love photoshopped 30 year old has-beens, who probably still have awesome bodies, even after having a couple kids, but who probably doesn’t still have an awesome vagina, after having a couple kids, because you can work your body back into shape if you do fitness and eat right, but you can’t rebuild a vagina…even with surgery…specially not when you’re building a huge business for other new moms, making you the figure head of young moms with this lifestyle brand bullshit…. What it comes down to is that staring at her bikini ass is so standard, and obvious. It’s like it was 1999 all over again, but we’ve had 15 years of desenstization, I’m far for more into getting off to something more obscure….like her selfie reflection of her playlist…and her doc martins…it’s a new kind of porn…a very specific new kind of porn…
I never would’ve thought that by far the hottest picture we’ve gotten of Jessica Alba in months would come from the cover of the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly , but here you go. I haven’t seen the rest of the pictures yet, but fingers crossed they got her to recreate her iconic bikini ass pose for the centerfold. I’ve been waiting for that sequel for years.
