Departing celebrity restaurant Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills, Sin City actress Jessica Alba boards her car and exits the scene
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Apparently Jessica Alba is in Paris for all kinds of fashion shows and fancy parties with people who wouldn’t be caught dead with me unless one of their rebellious daughters married me just to piss them off, so I thought I’d share a few shots of her at some party put together by Vogue magazine. Never heard of it, it’s clearly too highbrow for my taste. Anyhow, she’s really looking pretty damn hot, those breasts and legs are gorgeous, like they should be surrounded by some roasted potatoes and a nice bottle of wine. Tasty.
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Tagged celeb, Hollywood, hotness-tease, Jessica Alba, News, Pictures, tramp-stamp
Who gives a fuck about Jessica Alba. We need to remember her as the starlet who wronged us. Who chose her cunt self over her career and keeping her pervert fans happy. Who felt too important to get naked on camera, cuz she felt she had integrity and didn’t want to cheapen herself, even though she only was getting work for being hot, and who instead went and got knocked up to keep her boyfriend who was trying to dump her, like she lived in the fucking projects or some shit….The whole thing is fucking ghetto and I hope the only way she ever makes a comeback involves me seeing if her pussy is an inny or an outty… That’s all I have to say about that… Here she is showing off skinny calves on the street….like a common whore….
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I like watching bitches shove money in inanimate objects. It’s a fetish that I can only get a taste of standing at vending machines, gumball machines and parking meters…I don’t know what it is, but can assume it’s all about the penetration… I don’t know what I’m talking about, I don’t have that fetish….the only sex with money games I play involve roles of quarters and willing assholes which has nothing to do with parking meters or the bitches confused by their complexity….the only insertion in coinslots I’m into involves meaty inny vagina…. I just felt like I had to get these Alba pics up, even though she’s a mom and thus disgusting…cuz she’s still Jessica Alba….
Tagged bennyhollywood, bikini girls, Bitches, Hollywood, Jessica Alba, Sex, the-bitches, the-penetration
I’ve been talking to my therapist about my fetish for hot chicks feeding parking meters, I still don’t think it’s that strange, and he seems to think it all stems from the fact that the coin represents a penis and the coin slot represents a vagina…. Thanks asshole, there’s a hundred and fifty bucks I’ll never see again. Anyhow, here’s hottie Jessica Alba slowly slipping slipping her coin into that eager slot the other day. Wait, does this mean I wish Jessica Alba had a penis? Now I’m really confused.
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Tagged feeding-parking, jessica, Jessica Alba, Pictures, really-confused, slot-represents, slowly-slipping, stars
I’ve been talking to my therapist about my fetish for hot chicks feeding parking meters, I still don’t think it’s that strange, and he seems to think it all stems from the fact that the coin represents a penis and the coin slot represents a vagina…. Thanks asshole, there’s a hundred and fifty bucks I’ll never see again. Anyhow, here’s hottie Jessica Alba slowly slipping slipping her coin into that eager slot the other day. Wait, does this mean I wish Jessica Alba had a penis? Now I’m really confused.
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Tagged from-the-fact, going-crazy, Hollywood, jessica, Jessica Alba, rotten tuna, slowly-slipping, star news, stars
I’m calling these Jessica Stroup bikini pictures because technically she’s wearing a bikini, unfortunately she keeps covering up all the good parts. What a waste, if you’re going to do it, do it right. I don’t really know why she’s walking around the streets in her bikini, but I’m glad someone decided to take a few pictures of her sweater. Thanks for nothing. At least we got the one shot of her boobs, that’s something I guess. Enjoy.
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Tagged Bikini, Bikinis, boobs, celeb, few-pictures, Jessica Alba, jessica-stroup, Pictures, really-know, rotten tuna
If you’re into women doing some shopping, you’re probably one of those perverts who masturbates under his coat at Wal Mart , but you’re going to love these pictures of Hilary Duff at some swanky store the other day. The girl’s hot and all, but I’m having a hard time finding something that stands out in these shots. I guess the wind is making her sweater hug those nice breasts of hers. That’s something. Anyhow, she’s just hot and I’ll take whatever shots I can get of her. Enjoy.
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Tagged annalynne mccord, Bikini, breasts, Hilary Duff, hollywood-star, Jessica Alba, nipple-slip, probably-one, some-swanky, sweater, TMZ
Compared to yesterday’s pictures of AnnaLynne McCord flashing her little boobies for something I don’t know anything about, these shots are a little lame. I can’t see anything, what the hell? If she’s going to do a photoshoot half naked for women’s handbags I think we should be able to at least see her breasts. That’s just common sense. In fact, who needs any shots of the bags themselves, just get AnnaLynne naked and be done with it.
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Tagged annalynne mccord, bags, Bikini, Bikini Pictures, breasts, Hollywood, hollywood-star, Jessica Alba, nipple-slip, photoshoot-half, Pictures, these-shots, TMZ
It’s not often we get pictures of AnnaLynne McCord doing anything other than blowing kisses to the camera or hanging out with her ugly sisters, so these shots of her flashing her boobs for us are a nice little change. I wouldn’t have any problems if this was her new thing, the kissing crap is so played. I’m guessing these are for some fashion photo spread, it’s alright for celebs to flash their tits if it’s for fashion or an artsy film or something, those are the celebrity rules, but when I ask them to show me their boobs they kick me in the beanbag. Double standard.
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Tagged annalynne mccord, boobs, celeb, celeb news, flashing, get-pictures, her-flashing, Jessica Alba, nipple-slip, Pictures, some-reason, streets-looking
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