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Jessica Alba Isn’t Hot Doing Boring Mom Shit of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am pretty confident that these pictures prove that there is little hot about being a mom. I mean this is Jessica Alba and she should in theory look good under all circumstances, in any condition, from shitting, to taking out the trash, to being unshowered, to gaining 20 pounds, to the idea of her nagging the fuck out of us to do more around the house cuz the Mexican maid she hired as a tribute to her Mexican father, but the second that shit happens knowing she has a kid….it loses all its appeal…..unless of course it is naked…which in these pictures she’s not….

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Jessica Alba Isn’t Hot Doing Boring Mom Shit of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am pretty confident that these pictures prove that there is little hot about being a mom. I mean this is Jessica Alba and she should in theory look good under all circumstances, in any condition, from shitting, to taking out the trash, to being unshowered, to gaining 20 pounds, to the idea of her nagging the fuck out of us to do more around the house cuz the Mexican maid she hired as a tribute to her Mexican father, but the second that shit happens knowing she has a kid….it loses all its appeal…..unless of course it is naked…which in these pictures she’s not….

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AnnaLynne McCord Is A Sexy Schoolgirl

Posted on January 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never really understood the appeal of the sexy schoolgirl outfit, wouldn’t this kind of thing promote pedophilia, but I know a lot of you perverts out there like this crap so here you go. Here’s AnnaLyne McCord wearing the in her slutty little outfit on the set of that terrible TV remake that nobody believes is actually still on the air. I think some billionaire is financing the garbage just so that he can get footage of hot chicks like AnnaLynne dressed up in various trashy outfits. It’s just a theory.

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Jessica Alba Forgets Her Bikini

Posted on January 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Speaking of hot MILF’s, see Cindy Crawford post, here’s Jessica Alba hanging out on the beach or near the beach in her bikini , swimsuit , stupid dress over the holidays. I’m not impressed. This kind of thing is a little too mommy for my taste, wearing a dress to the beach, give me a break. She might as well wear a rubber bathing cap with little plastic flowers on it. Lame. I guess the silver lining is that her big mom boobs look pretty tasty. Enjoy.

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Jessica Alba Could Be In A Bikini Real Soon

Posted on December 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Jessica Alba is in Cabo and if the weather gets better, chances are we will be seeing her in a bikini real soon. The bad news is that she is getting that sweet ass cupped by what’s his name and not me.

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Fleshbot Lists Top 10 Naked Celebrity Moments of 2010

Posted on December 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

While Mr. Skin has been busy gearing up for the Anatomy Awards and trying to decide who had the best natural boobs of 2010 and who did the best full frontal scene, the good people at Fleshbot are taking a broader view of celebrity nudity with their list of the Top 10 Naked Celebrity Moments of 2010, which you can read here . Mr. Skin is inclined to agree with Fleshbot that we should all be celebrating Chelsea Handler ‘s fake sex tape (and real boobs) along with the real sex tapes of Montana Fishburne and Kendra Wilkinson and the boob tube nudity of Mary Louise Parker on Weeds and Lucy Lawless on Spartacus: Blood and Sand . But with so much celebrity nudity coming to us via sex tapes and cable TV, it’s easy to forget that actresses are still flashing flesh in the theaters. Thankfully this year we had the nude debuts of Kirsten Dunst and Jessica Alba to remind us that you can still pop more than corn at the movies!

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Jessica Alba in Some Erotic Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on December 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what these pictures of Jessica Alba are from. I am assuming they are pre-baby, because if they were post baby, her labia would be hanging down to her knee, but maybe that’s just my misconception on the vagina’s ability to go back to its original form after child birth, because let’s face it, I’m not a gyno, and I don’t ask the whore’s I sleep with how many times they’ve had kids, that’s a little too personal for my needs as I climax on their faces, not that that’s even an option anymore with the whole impotency thing, but looking at these Alba pics, I wish it was cuz she’s looking good. Maybe that’s the hangover talking, maybe I’m just into anything in that stance, let’s just hope she keeps it up.

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Jessica Alba Gets Spread

Posted on December 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Unfortunately, I think this is the closest we’ll ever get to seeing Jessica Alba with her legs spread.

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Jessica Alba’s Timeless Bikini Body

Posted on December 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is definitely an old picture of Jessica Alba in her tiny little bikini bottoms, her baby must have completely ruined that beautiful area, but I don’t remember seeing it so it’s new to me and that’s all that matters. Besides, it’s good to get a little nostalgic from time to time, especially around the holidays, so throwing in some classic Jessica Alba bikini pictures is just what the doctor ordered. Obviously in this situation I’m the doctor, mother will be so proud, and I need to take Jessica’s temperature…. The old fashioned way.

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Judge Decrees: Fantasia Did Not Wreck Any Homes!

Posted on December 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fantasia Barrino is not a homewrecker. This is not just a random, uneducated opinion. This is an actual ruling for a North Carolina judge. As part of Antwaun Cook’s divorce proceedings in North Carolina this week – the same trial that recently forced Fantasia to admit she aborted her lover’s baby – a judge found that Antwaun and Paula Cook separated on September 14, 2009. Paula had claimed the date was June 2010, which prompted accusations of Fantasia stealing her man and possibly even a lawsuit under North Carolina’s unusual Alienation of Affection law. While there’s no official word on future legal proceedings yet, it’s hard to imagine Paula having any case against Fantasia in light of this ruling. Barrino may now return to her tour , which wraps up New Year’s Day in St. Louis.

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