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AnnaLynne McCord Gets My Atention

Posted on August 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know man. There’s Something about this AnnaLynne McCord chick that really gets me going. I a good way. I don’t know if it’s that she’s practically jobless or if it’s that she’s hot as hell. Whatever it is, I have a pretty good feeling deep inside that I won’t be able to touch her any time soon… It’s just a hunch, but I know to follow my gut.

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Meet the Fockers Trailer: Even More Projectile Spurting Than The Exorcist

Posted on August 18, 2010 by | Leave a comment

There is a moment while watching the international trailer for Meet the Fockers (Spanish-subtitled, because why not) where you may think, “This looks tolerable. Hey, Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller aren’t at odds anymore. That’s good, maybe they’re doing something different with this franchise.” Then Stiller’s son projectile-vomits in his face, and Stiller himself squirts blood on his entire family.

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Annalynne McCord’s Tight Body Is Awesome

Posted on August 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

AnnaLynne McCord has got to know by now just how much I hate it when she blows retarded kisses to the camera, this is the female equivalent of the douchebag camera point. Luckily for her, I can force myself to overlook it because she’s an incredibly hot piece of ass. Seriously, look at her in this tight dress, that ass would fit perfectly in my hand. Did I say hand? I meant mouth. I’m not kidding either, if you don’t believe me call AnnaLynne’s agent and set it up. I’ll bring the camera and maple syrup. more pictures of Annalynne McCord here

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Jessica Alba Looks Sloppy When She Plays with Balls of the Day

Posted on August 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Not only has this bitch pretty much killed her career and sex appeal while she was at her peak, but now, she’s not even trying to get the male attention that made her who she is and that helps her afford to pay her shitty fucking kid’s way. I don’t know what kind of message she’s trying to teach the kids, but it has a lot to do with giving up and putting no effort in whatsoever, hoping one day things will turn around, but when they don’t and she’s broke, she’ll always have the sex tape to fall back on, cuz even in 20 years we’d all watch that shit, even if we forget who Jessica Alba is, something I think is probably going to happen…at least that’s what this “on her period but wearing white pants anyway cuz at least it brings my boring life excitement now that I am lazy pig of a girl” outfit is screaming…. Either way, she’s playing with balls, not necessarily the balls you’d like to want to see, but I’m sure that day will come…you just gotta be patient and she’s gotta be desperate…it will happen…it always does…

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THG Caption Contest Winner: August 13

Posted on August 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Friday’s edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest tasked our readers with writing the best caption for this picture of Jessica Alba getting pulled over. Our winner is Nikki . Congratulations! The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions to out to Abhishek Duggal , CrazyDani and Chris . Thanks to everyone who sent in caption(s) and best of luck again next time! “This had better be good officer, because everyone reading The Hollywood Gossip is looking at your flat ass… as we speak!”

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THG Caption Contest: August 13

Posted on August 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Welcome to a new edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest ! It’s easy and fun to play: Just come up with the best caption(s) for the photo below! Our subject this week: Jessica Alba, getting pulled over by police. What could she be saying or thinking? You tell us. Give it your best shot by leaving a comment or 10. We’ll announce the winner Monday . Good luck …

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Jessica Alba Cosmopolitan magazine 2010

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

“Right after I met [Cash], I called my best friend and was like, #39;I met this guy and I feel like I#39;ve known him forever and I#39;m gonna know him for the rest of my life,” Jessica Alba, 29, says in the September issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. It wasn#39;t difficult for Jessica Alba to fall for her handsome hubby Cash Warren. In fact, the actress felt something extra special about him during their first interaction. Instant connections only get couples so far, but after four years of da

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Luke Bryan wife Caroline Bryan give birth

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

“All I ever hoped for was one boy and to have two, it#39;s going to be fun. I#39;ve already got new fishing spots picked out for us,” Caroline Bryan, 34, tells us exclusively. Luke Bryan got his second fishing partner with the birth of son Tatum Christopher, who arrived a week earlier than planned at 9:48 a.m. Wednesday morning. He weighed in at 6 lbs., 8 oz. The singer called from his cell phone while at a local Sonic where he was picking up a lemon berry slush for wife Caroline, 30. “I had

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Jessica Alba Is Hot Just Alright Looking

Posted on August 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been somewhat disappointed in the last few dozen or so Jessica Alba pictures I’ve had on the site, she’s a hot piece of ass and should be shown off, here she is looking like she’s on shore leave from the cruise liner she’s been working on. What the hell? She looks like she’s going clamming on Nantucket, and I don’t mean that in a sexual lesbian fantasy kind of way. I blame the kid, I know it’s not nice to point fingers at children, but if that kid never showed up things would be a lot hotter on the Jessica Alba front.

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Jessica and Ashley Hart Bikini Pictures

Posted on July 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright, this is exactly the kind of thing I’ve been waiting for all summer, two hot half naked chicks messing around together having a good old time. Here are sexy sisters Ashley and Jessica Hart playing frisbee in their sexy little bikinis together. I’ve heard of Ultimate Frisbee before, but I always thought it was something that losers did because they couldn’t play soccer. This is definitely Ultimate Frisbee … Can I play?

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