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Jessica Alba is Whoring Out her Products for Shape Magazine of the Day

Here’s an advertorial that they’ll spin as in Editorial…because it features a Hollywood star, who can’t act, but looks good and movies need a hot chick to help carry the story in all the shit movies ALba has been in…. Sure she is a star, she’s famous, but she’s never actually done anything good, but as so many accomplished women can tell you, if you’re hot – you don’t need to do anything good – people will pay attention… So whether this was paid for by Jessica Alba….and her HONEST BEAUTY COLLECTION or it’s just a trade because Shape Magazine is garbage and needs all the help it can get…doesn’t matter…what matters is that old lady, mom Alba, looks good enough photoshopped, but like a Kardashian..she’s fucking shameless cashing in.. We live in a world where selling crap is all people like doing…it’s so fucking weird…and if you’re going to sell anything it should be her pussy…but I guess she’s already done that…that’s how we know who she is – and why she’s got a billion dollar brand under her… I don’t see how anyone could get excited by this… The post Jessica Alba is Whoring Out her Products for Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Is Pretty in Pink, Too

While even I admit to having a bit of sequel fatigue whenever I go to the movies, right now I’m kind of hoping for the next chapter in the Pretty In Pink franchise. Yes, I very much want to see Pretty in Pink 2 staring Jessica Alba in this pink dress. … read more

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Are You Admiring Jessica Alba’s Ass?

I have to admit something, and some of you might not like it, but I feel like I have to come clean. Over the years, I have spent so much time admiring, staring at, and generally getting giddy over Jessica Alba’s cleavage that I feel like I have completely ignored her ass. For that, I am sorry, and I see the error of my ways. … read more

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Jessica Alba In A Bikini Is What Makes Action Movies Awesome

While I enjoy a good action movie every now and then, recent action movies haven’t been that great. There always seems to be something missing from making action movies enjoyable. For the longest time I couldn’t figure out what it was, but then I saw this trailer for Mechanic: Resurrection and it hit me. Most action movies are missing Jessica Alba in a bikini!… read more

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Jessica Alba Needs To Do More Beach Movies

Taking a look at these wonderfully sexy photos of Jessica Alba from In Style magazine, a thought crossed my mind: Has Jessica Alba done enough movies that take place at the beach? The answer is no, not even close…. read more

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Pregnant Ariel Winter of the Day

Nothing sexier than Ariel Winter’s big belly hanging out in some loose fitting shoot – no wait I mean nothing sexy about Ariel Winter’s big belly anywhere…I mean sure she can put the braless because it was rebuilt tit out there hard nippled – so you can really visualize what her new tit looks like – a good activity for people who actually know who Ariel Winter is – because they watched her tits grow on network TV during her puberty… I don’t know if she’s pregnant – or if she’s just a confident chubby girl who doesn’t give a fuck because she’s made it, is used to being put out there, but it reminds me of the drunk, overly forward and out there fat girl at the bar in a crop top making you uncomfortable before you give in a finger her on the dancefloor – because she basically rapes your hand and you don’t know how to say no without making her feel bad… I guess I’m just not into fat chicks. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pregnant Ariel Winter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba’s Pineapple Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba is still hot. I like her pineapple outfit, it’s pretty appropriate, maybe even cultural appropriation seeing as she’s in Hawaii, the land where pineapple farmers came into to kick the Queen out of rule and implement their own government, so that they could run pineapples around the world in canned juice, canned rings, and eventually with the advent of AIR travel, just full on fresh pineapple….I’m talking to you DOLE…. A culture destroyed for the fucking pineapple…that this Mexican migrant farmer, the hot as fuck celebrity / business woman / billionaire version of a migrant farmer….is proudly wearing on her outfit like a typical mainland American visiting their tropical South Pacific state… TO SEE THE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba’s Pineapple Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba is still hot. I like her pineapple outfit, it’s pretty appropriate, maybe even cultural appropriation seeing as she’s in Hawaii, the land where pineapple farmers came into to kick the Queen out of rule and implement their own government, so that they could run pineapples around the world in canned juice, canned rings, and eventually with the advent of AIR travel, just full on fresh pineapple….I’m talking to you DOLE…. A culture destroyed for the fucking pineapple…that this Mexican migrant farmer, the hot as fuck celebrity / business woman / billionaire version of a migrant farmer….is proudly wearing on her outfit like a typical mainland American visiting their tropical South Pacific state… TO SEE THE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba’s Pineapple Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skinstant Video Selections: Darling, Me Without You, In Her Skin, and More! 7.20.16

As July rolls along and we’ve covered a lot of the obvious bases for the month, let’s dig a little deeper into the catalog of films available on Netflix, Amazon Prime, and Hulu, where you’ll find plenty of hidden gems!… read more

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A Body Of Water Without The Body Of Jessica Alba Is Just Boring Water

Forget the body of water, how about the body of Jessica Alba?!… read more

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