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Jessica Alba Loves Her Stretch Marks

What stretch marks?? Jessica Alba , who gave birth to daughter Honor in June 2008, says “pregnancy was the most incredible experience.” “So I’ll take the stretch marks.

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Jessica Alba’s Sweet Body Saves Face

I haven’t seen many pictures of Jessica Alba all dressed up in a while so I was happy to find these shots of her in a short little dress at the People’s Choice Awards last night. That’s not entirely true, at first I was pleased to see those long legs and sweet boobs exposed, then I noticed that motherhood is taking it’s toll on her face and I was hurt and saddened and a little embarrassed.

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Jessica Alba Pumps It

I really don’t know why, but I like watching hot women put gas in there cars.

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Jessica Alba Pumps It

Hollywood Tuna’s 2009 Celebrity Bikini Recap

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas! Like last year, it’s become tradition to recap every single bikini post of 2009 into one glorious post. I want you all to have a safe holiday, don’t drink and drive, make sure you don’t go through this entire list while driving either. That could be dangerous.

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Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009

Slimmed thighs, whittled waists, smoothed skin: Digitally altered women were de rigueur in the 00s. There were many, many Photoshop Of Horrors images to choose from, but these are the 15 most egregious examples of image retouching in this decade. 15 .

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Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009

Jessica Alba in Some Tight Shiny Clothes of the Day

It’s Friday, I have no patience for Jessica Alba or her stupid flashy outfit…I see girls like this everywhere, you know who take style to the next level of bad and try to squeeze into every fucking possible popular trend….it’s usually tacky fucking immigrants who don’t have much money or a fucking clue, and they’ve just managed to save up enough money to get the bootleg version of whatever is popular and in efforts to fit in they put it all on at the same fucking time like some kind of fucking clown, only Jessica Alba has enough money to know better. She’s got people to stop this kind of thing and should have people who advise her to flash her pussy every once in a while….but unfortunately, they dress her like Christmas ornaments instead…..and no one fucking cares…not even me….

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Annalynne McCord’s Booty Pop

I don’t know what the hell 90210’s AnnaLynne McCord is trying to promote in these pictures, but I like the way she’s doing it. Sticking your tight little ass out at the camera is always a good way to get my attention. It still annoys the crap out of me that she insists on blowing kisses to the camera every chance she gets, but hot girls can get away with that shit

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

Here’s supermodel Candice Swanepoel playing around on the beach in a variety of little bikinis. I don’t really know what else I can tell you, I need to save a few good boner jokes for the new year

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

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Mimi Rogers, 38-26-36, and 53 years old, and STILL looks great?

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Jessica Alba Is Sooo Euro

Jessica Alba was stunned when a DNA test showed she was mostly of European descent. “Really?

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Jessica Alba Is Sooo Euro