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Jessica Alba Shows Off Some Back of the Day

I assume this was the view Cash Warren had the fateful night that he pulled out and came on her ass, only to have her run to the bathroom and turkey baste herself so that he could never leave her even though he tried so many times, because there comes a time in every man’s life when you realize the hot chick the world wants to fuck, is just the annoying bitch who constantly nags more than every other bitch and who doesn’t like giving head after a month of dating like every other bitch, and who doesn’t take it up the ass cuz she thinks its gross like every other bitch, she’s just easier on the eyes but not quite worth putting up with all the high maintenance bullshit that comes with her, until she mysteriously gets knocked the fuck up out of nowhere in some “Surprise….you’re stuck with me for life..motherfucker”….. Pics via Fame

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Jessica Alba And Co. Movin’ Right Along

Jessica Alba helps daughter Honor along while papa Cash carries some snacks for later. We just can’t get enough of this super cute celebrity fam! Related Links : Another Baby On The Way For Jessica Alba? Jessica Alba’s Super Cute Brood

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Annalynne McCord And Jessica Stroup Make A Hot Pair

Alone AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Stroup are pretty attractive young ladies, but put them together, one in a short dress and the other in some short shorts, and you’ve got yourself something special. My girlfriend tells my this is what the retailers call a BOGO , buy one get one, so you can thank me later

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Another Baby On The Way For Jessica Alba?

Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren are reportedly planning on having a second baby A source says: “Cash and Jess are in a great place. They’re feeling very settled and comfortable

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Jessica ‘Don’t Call Me Sexy’ Alba

Hollywood actress Jessica Alba may be voted one of the world’s most beautiful stars but she says she ‘never feels sexy’. Excuse us? The 28-year-old told E! Online :

Annalynne McCord Kisses Are More Like Disses

Here’s Annalynne McCord preparing her lips for a little tonsil hockey with troops, for the new ”Kisses for the Troops” campaign. Unfortunately, it was just a tease because judging by the photo of the guy trying to lay one on her she is avoiding our nation’s finest to the best of her ability.

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Mariah Carey in Some Slutty Angel Costume of the Day

I don’t know what anti-depressants they prescribed Mariah Carey back when she had her burn out, panic disorder, agoraphobia, depression bullshit that went down a few years ago, before marrying Nick Cannon and relaunching her career, but I do know that they better not be handing them out to everyday girls, because the day I see a chubby chick in panties and a corest, busting out from every direction because she’s fat, I get worried, because she should realize that she has no business in this shit, she should realize no one wants to see the shit, but the chemicals in her brain make it all okay in her mind, but so wrong in mine, and now I’m gonna be forced to have nightmares of half naked fat chicks because I guess they’ve invented confidence in a pill form, when really they should have prescribed an eating disorder.

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Mariah Carey in Some Slutty Angel Costume of the Day

Jessica Alba is Dora the Explorer of the Day

For you perverts who get off to kids shows….and I know you fucking exist. Because anything you can think someone jerks off to, there is probably someone who has and really when it comes to Dora the Explorer, who really can’t find her dark complexion and little shorts hot, especially considering she is an explorer, something that usually translates into “Adventurous Enough For Anal”, something Alba probably should have channeled the night she flipped the used condom inside out after skipping her birth control pill to get knocked up to lock Cash Warren in for life, but instead was too emotional and scared of being alone

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Couples Watch: Jessica & Cash, Khloe & Lamar

• During a recent visit to Las Vegas, Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren hung out at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino where they took a private tour of the new HRH Tower – wearing hard hats – which is scheduled to open in December. The two also checked out a concert by the Steve Miller Band and, of course, stopped into the casino.

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Little Fockers

Here’s a glimpse of Ben Stiller on the set of his latest film, Little Fockers, the third installment in the fockin’ comedy also starting Robert DeNiro , Blythe Danner, Owen Wilson , and the newly added Jessica Alba . And how cute, Stiller gets a visit from his son Quinlin during a cast and crew lunch break.