Here is Jessica Biel…the girl who found the man who I assume she was a fan of. You know the kind of young starlet who got into acting because she learned how to masturbate watching Mickey Mouse club, you know just by sliding her hands in her panties while reading one of those teen beat mags…waiting for it to start to tickle….leading her to LA to hunt the motherfucker down, trapping him, letting him do whatever the fuck he wanted while touring, showing him she’d always be there for him, even when he fucked up along the way, forcing him to marry her, leaving him with no option because she’s been so cool along the way and no other chick would put up with that, or have what they have, leaving her to no need to work her shitty movies, so she can focus on her pit bulls, her fitness, and spending motherfucker’s money in her old lady pajama style dress I am trying to look up… If it works for them, it works for me, but I prefer divorcees who failed at the whole marriage thing…they are far more fun to have sex with than those in lockdown…because they take far less work to convince…but I’ll still try to stare at any panties I can. That’s my commitment to panties. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Here is Jessica Biel…the girl who found the man who I assume she was a fan of. You know the kind of young starlet who got into acting because she learned how to masturbate watching Mickey Mouse club, you know just by sliding her hands in her panties while reading one of those teen beat mags…waiting for it to start to tickle….leading her to LA to hunt the motherfucker down, trapping him, letting him do whatever the fuck he wanted while touring, showing him she’d always be there for him, even when he fucked up along the way, forcing him to marry her, leaving him with no option because she’s been so cool along the way and no other chick would put up with that, or have what they have, leaving her to no need to work her shitty movies, so she can focus on her pit bulls, her fitness, and spending motherfucker’s money in her old lady pajama style dress I am trying to look up… If it works for them, it works for me, but I prefer divorcees who failed at the whole marriage thing…they are far more fun to have sex with than those in lockdown…because they take far less work to convince…but I’ll still try to stare at any panties I can. That’s my commitment to panties. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t do many posts on Jessica Biel any more these days, mostly because I’m still a little upset that she married that ‘NSync loser and not me. I mean, c’mon, what’s he have that I don’t? You know, besides millions of dollars and fans, and his own house(s). Anyway, here’s Jessica at Tiffany’s Blue Book Gala showing us all what we’ve been missing out on with some solid cleavage shots. And because hotties always know their best angles, she’s even taking her own sexy cleavage selfie. I’m still waiting for that shot to show up in my inbox though. Weird, I guess Gmail must be down again or something. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com
The marriage between Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin is not the only one in Hollywood to come to an end this week. Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald have announced they are separating after two years of marriage. Said a rep for the actress via statement: “After much consideration, Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald are ending their marriage. They have been living separately for the past six months due to work obligations.” Reed is best known for her role in The Twilight Saga, while McDonald was a finalist on American Idol Season 10. “They will continue to share their love of music, and are still working on their debut album, I’m Not Falling, releasing in 2014,” continued the statement. “They remain best friends and look forward to their continued journey together.” Reed and McDonald were married in October 2011. We send each side our best wishes. 12 Celebrity Couples We Totally Wish We Could Be Friends With Open Slideshow 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. View As List 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. 2. William and Kate Prince William and Kate Middleton in Copenhagen. How sweet. 3. Bey and Jay Beyonce and Jay-Z on the red carpet. Awesome photo. 4. Barack and Michelle Obama Barack and Michelle Obama share a sweet moment together. They’re Forbes’ Most Powerful Couple of 2013. 5. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are a cute couple. No question about that at all. 6. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel at a red carpet event. Looking HOT. 7. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Such a sweet couple. 8. Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres are one of the happiest couples in Hollywood. They must dance so much at home! 9. Jason Sudeikis with Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis poses here alongside Olivia Wilde. These two are engaged!!! 10. Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick. SO cute. 11. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Neil Patrick Harris poses here at the 2014 Grammy Awards. He’s looking quite dapper. 12. Kate Upton and Justin Verlander Kate Upton and Justin Verlander are dating. And this is exactly how we’d react if we were the latter, as well.
I am a huge fan of bush…I think it’s amazing, erotic, natural and sexy…it hides herpes scabs and nasty labia…it holds in odours I like to rub along my face…it gets matted when wet, it’s a pillow to lie on, it’s a fashion accessory like a top hat to the pussy…so I don’t fear hair… But bush is not armpit hair and Madonna’s armpit just made me gag.
Gold digger Jessica Biel who last acted in what I assume was the early 2000s, before becoming the wife to Justin Timberlake, where she spends her days playing with her dogs and doing fitness, because she pulled through and put up with him fucking groupies on the road, as long as she got the good life, and got to marry her tween popstar crush, because it felt good on her ego, probably not quite as good as her ass feels being cummed in, but I guess only Justin and a handful of other dudes she’s fucked for work know…her ass isn’t that great anymore…she needs to cross reference instagram butt models to step it up. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
It’s a good week to be a Girls cast member. By all accounts, Adam Driver will star as the Star Wars: Episode VII villain. And now multiple sources confirm that Allison Williams is engaged! People broke the news of this 25-year old beauty agreed to wed her boyfriend of three years, Ricky Van Veen. The latter is the founder of College Humor and he met William though mutual friends. He’s also one seriously lucky dude! Williams told Larry King in January that her famous father (NBC anchor Brian Williams) like Van Veen “a lot” and she told Glamour just a few weeks ago that she priorities family over work. “I’d love to be a mom – and not have to bring my kids into my trailer,” she said, admitting it would be nice to find a ” balance [of both]. But you’ve [got to] call it on the fly to a certain extent.” We send this couple our very best! 12 Celebrity Couples We Totally Wish We Could Be Friends With Open Slideshow 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. View As List 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. 2. William and Kate Prince William and Kate Middleton in Copenhagen. How sweet. 3. Bey and Jay Beyonce and Jay-Z on the red carpet. Awesome photo. 4. Barack and Michelle Obama Barack and Michelle Obama share a sweet moment together. They’re Forbes’ Most Powerful Couple of 2013. 5. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are a cute couple. No question about that at all. 6. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel at a red carpet event. Looking HOT. 7. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Such a sweet couple. 8. Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres are one of the happiest couples in Hollywood. They must dance so much at home! 9. Jason Sudeikis with Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis poses here alongside Olivia Wilde. These two are engaged!!! 10. Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick. SO cute. 11. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Neil Patrick Harris poses here at the 2014 Grammy Awards. He’s looking quite dapper. 12. Kate Upton and Justin Verlander Kate Upton and Justin Verlander are dating. And this is exactly how we’d react if we were the latter, as well.
Thanks to Troian Bellisario and Patrick J. Adams, two of the most popular shows on television will spend the rest of eternity together. That’s because this couple is engaged! People has confirmed the exciting news, though there’s little information available at this time regarding how Bellisario and Adams agreed to tie the knot. But the Pretty Little Liars beauty and the Suits stud have been an item for three years, remaining largely under the radar partly for privacy’s sake and partly because their schedules simply make it difficult to spend time together. PLL films in Los Angeles while Suits shoots in Toronto. The pair pair on the set of a play in 2009. “It’s a challenge but it’s kind of perfect because we’re such analytic, hyper intelligent people that sometimes just to be in each other’s faces all the time might have been too much for us,” Bellisario said of the long-distance relationship last year. “We’re really growing!” And now they’ll be growing as Man and Wife! We’re so very happy for these two! 14 Celebrity Couples Who Make Us Believe in Love Open Slideshow 1. Kate Middleton and Prince William Future kings and queens, they’re just like us! Okay maybe not, but these two are royally wonderful, down to earth and nice people. There’s simply no denying it. View As List 1. Kate Middleton and Prince William Future kings and queens, they’re just like us! Okay maybe not, but these two are royally wonderful, down to earth and nice people. There’s simply no denying it. 2. Channing and Jenna Dewan-Tatum Channing and Jenna Dewan-Tatum say they put their relationship before all else. If you can get over your jealous that she had Channing’s baby, ladies, you have to love them together. 3. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are one of our favorite celebrity couples, even if we don’t hear a lot about them. In fact, that’s a big reason why. 4. Barack and Michelle Obama Politics aside, Barack and Michelle Obama are terrific role models for youth when it comes to relationships, parenting, and family. 5. Beyonce and Jay Z One of the most powerful celebrity couples of all time, Beyonce and Jay Z also seem like one of the most genuine when it comes to their mutual respect and affection. 6. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard If you could be friends with and hang out socially with one celebrity couple, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard would be a very popular pick. 7. David and Victoria Beckham Four kids later … David and Victoria Beckham still look like and do this. Who says marriage takes the spice out of a relationship? 8. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have made a great couple for as long as we can remember. 9. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are as stable and normal a celebrity couple as they come. 10. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Like Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, this is a country couple almost too good to be true. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are also subject to the same kind of tabloid scrutiny, but show no signs of cracking. 11. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka were an item long before he came out, and have kids together. Both nice guys … and probably hilarious to spend time with. 12. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are very much in love. And very, very good looking human beings. 13. Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici Yes, they met on The Bachelor and yes, Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici are epically cheesy … but they own it, and are as true to one another and to their values as any celebrity pair we’ve ever seen. 14. Willie and Korie Robertson Duck Dynasty’s Willie and Korie Robertson work together in business, at their marriage and in life, raising five wonderful children (two adopted) and still managing to stay as in love as ever. 15. Leighton Meester and Adam Brody Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are married! Congratulations to the happy couple!
Seahawks? Or Broncos? It doesn’t need to be Superbowl Sunday to score a touchdown with the superboobs of Mr. Skin. Forget the pigskin and enjoy the pink skin of the Top 10 Footballs and Funbags!
