My friends over at MyPakage , the best underwear you can buy on the internet…if not the planet…put together this tea party video that is pretty fucking genius…probably probably one of the best underwear viral videos in the history of underwear videos.. It’s called TeaBaggging, and a bunch of ladies have an sleazy Tea Party, after getting excited by the mail man delivering his “Pakage” … Clever and amazing…now if only there was an unrated version with more labia…you know the kind of labia you’d want to invest in underwear to not humiliate yourself when you finally get the chance to have sex… You see, my soiled, ripped, discoloured underwear don’t impress….but in my defence, I pay the girls I have sex with -so they have to deliver regardless… Get you own pair so you can scream at girls to “ Lick MyPakage “…. Right…
Either she’s fat – or she’s that age where a married woman skips her pill to trap what may be her homosexual husband’s semen inside her uterus to secure that life of luxury – all to legitimize his sexuality…or she’s both. It’s like metabolism’s slow down, people stop working out, and people get pregnant…but throughout all this, she’s got herself a ridiculous booty in what, if pregnant, is the perfect time to have unprotected sex with her so that you don’t have to deal with abortion costs, that shit is someone else’s burden…not that you’d ever have sex with Biel, and if you did, you would want her knocked up – because you are lonely, and it would give you purpose in this sad, dark world…not to mention – a better lifestyle – up on some K-Fed shit, but that’s not happening, you aren’t good enough for her…and her Seventh Heaven ego… All this to say, if that’s not pregnant – I’d be surprised. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Mr. JT is pulling a Robin Thicke out in these streets… Justin Timberlake Spotted With Mystery Brunette In Paris Justin has been on tour for nearly half of his marriage to Jessica Biel, and the sometimes actress has been noticeably absent from majority of his tour stops despite the fact that she doesn’t do much work of note and the duo has no children. Naturally rumors have begun to swirl that their marriage has hit the rocks fresh out of their newlywed phase. Adding fuel to the fire, the singer was caught getting cozy with a mysterious brunette who was definitely NOT his wife after a concert in Paris the other night: Via ONTD : Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel married just shy of two years ago, on October 19, 2012. There have already been rumors about struggles and even divorce. According to International Business Times, Timberlake and Biel have been dealing with issues such as when to start a family, Justin’s tour schedule and being away from Jessica, and, yes, even cheating. That’s what makes this latest incident seem like it could be the last straw. According to Heat World, it all went down at 3 a.m. Friday, August 22 at the VIP Room Club in Paris. Justin was living it up drinking wine, downing one shot after another and getting extremely close with two brunettes. One in particular. And it wasn’t his wife. After finishing a concert at The Olympia Theatre around 1:30 a.m., Timberlake and his band decided to celebrate one of his female “entourage” friend’s birthday. Partying hard was evident as he even took to the mic to sing Happy Birthday. Other patrons who were there at the time informed Heat World that Timberlake began drinking at a private table, but, it wasn’t long before he made his way to the dance floor. It was at that time Timberlake started getting extremely friendly with a brunette and her friend. Timberlake was described as “hugging, whispering, and even putting his arm around one of the girls.” Unfortunately for Timberlake, as he was caught on camera in what seems to be a very intimate moment in conversation with the girl. Heat World was told, “He seemed to spend a lot of time talking to one girl. They were laughing and dancing together for around three hours. The other girl seemed to be her friend — they all left through the back door in two black vans, Justin in one and the girls in the other.” Just recently, a source told the Hollywood Gossip, “Justin and Jessica are battling over his long tour absences, his refusal to start a family, and his alleged liaisons with other women. Even though he says he hasn’t cheated on her, she is very suspicious and wants to know what she can use against him in court if it comes to that.” DAMN! Now photos can be misleading, so this could really be a quick moment of convo between Justin and an entourage member. Do you really think he caught a late-night Parisian trio tryst after his show…or is everything being blown out of proportion?? Peep more pics of the extramaritally coupled-up pair after the flip. Photos: HeatWorld.com
Well, this is different. And hilarious. Internet user Lisa Hewus has posted the following video to YouTube, where it racked up over 100,000 views in just two days because… like we said, it’s hilarious. The footage is of Lisa’s cat, who doesn’t merely take a sip of water when she’s thirsty. She dunks her entire head under the faucet and soaks up the entire drink. Literally! Cat Places Head Under Faucet to Drink “I don’t know why she drinks like this, but she’s 15 and has always done it,” Hewus says. Hey, we have no idea why this dog comes to a stop this way, either. But why question it? Let’s just enjoy it! 37 Best Cat Photos of All Time 1. Inception Cat It’s a cat…holding a kitten…which is holding a kitten. Is the top still spinning? Someone get Leo D. on the phone ASAP.
According to a new tabloid report, Justin Timberlake has some explaining to do regarding one of his backup dancers, a woman named Zenya Bashford. VIP party pics after one of his recent concerts show the superstar dancing with Zenya and getting a little too close to her with his wife nowhere to be seen. In one photo, published by Star , Justin has his hand on Zenya’s neck; in another, her lower back; in another still, her arms are around his neck. His rep told the celebrity gossip publication that there’s nothing going on between the star and Zenya, but the photos could potentially be a concern. For Biel, that is. Assuming they’re legit. Justin was having a blast. “It was definitely more than friendly,” an source alleges. “They were dancing in a way that no married man should ever dance with someone who is not his wife.” The insider goes on to claim that Jessica would “hit the roof” if she saw the compromising photos … which have now appeared in multiple tabloids. Hopefully she’s not a supermarket browser of such publications. “Jessica is no fool,” the insider adds of Justin’s beautiful spouse. “She knows she has to keep an eye on Justin. She’s noticed he’s friendly with a lot of his backup crew but she’s been especially suspicious of Zenya.” To top it all off, OK! Magazine alleges that Justin and Jessica have been having some major issues back home, pertaining to trying to start a family. That makes this double dose of B.S. REAL tough to swallow. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake: Through the Years 1. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Pic Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are so hot. Just look at them. Is your screen about to melt or what?
Jessica Biel wasn’t wearing a bra in a dress while showing off her fat round fit ass…and apparently – she wasn’t wearing SPANX either, because she had what looked like a baby bump, that I would assume was caused by sharing the same toilet seat as her “husband” Justin Timberlake, who farted out some semen left in him from his lover, because he’s gay, right? I mean maybe I’m just stereotyping frosted tipped hair on guys who like dancing a little too much, but I guess he probably realized that dancing gets you rich and rich gets you pussy…so maybe the real gay in all this is me assuming he’s gay…and that he only went for Biel cuz she doesn’t bitch and has a broad manly back thanks to lifting… Who cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
OK, so I know this probably wasn’t what you were hoping for when you heard we had pictures of Jessica Biel half dressed, but I think the sight of Jessica and her booty stuffed into a tight dress still makes for a pretty good consolation prize. Anyway, I would’ve thought an A-lister like Jessica would have an assistant to help her out with this type of thing, but since she doesn’t, I’d like to volunteer. Sure, it might take me a couple minutes (or hours) to help her zip up, but as you guys probably know, I’m very meticulous and kind of a perfectionist when it comes to my work. Don’t laugh. That wasn’t supposed to be the punchline. Photos: PacificCoastNews
If you want to stay relevant, even when you’re old and washed up, as J.Lo has proved before this Nicole Scherzinger chick…you twerk….and I watch…because a shaking and gyrating ass is a happy ass – or at least a happy me….which is really all I care about, even though Nicole Scherzinger can’t make me happy…nothing can…it fucks up my depression…
Everyone has been so into Selena Gomez and her push up bras that could possibly be breast implants…they are buying into her attention seeking story that she’s playing up for the paparazzi…in what I like to call a diversion from the actual surgery she probably had…labia reduction…or maybe it was a sex change…or maybe she didn’t have surgery at all, she just likes people talking about her… I just know she’s probably not wearing a bra here….and her tits don’t look as fake as they should be….so if she did get fake tits…it was probably the model size fake tits that don’t even count as fake tits since they don’t matter enough and aren’t loud enough… Either way, she’s looking less bloated on LUPUS steroids than normal, I dig whatever is going on here as much as you can dig a sloppy body that bangs Bieber on the regular…which is actually more than I’d expect it to be …I blame the Mexican connection. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
