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Jessica Simpson’s Rock Hard Legs of the Day

Posted on November 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Jessica Simpson and her husband / baby daddy doing a little Christie Brinkley with Chevy Chase…. Jessica Simpson, has some strong fucking legs…that make sense since she was 400 pounds due to the wrong kind of eating disorder…and had to carry herself….around…too and from the Texan BBQ shop…and I’d say the bank where the millions of weight watchers money was…that almost became a lawsuit that her management decided to use as motivation for her to get in shape because a fat Jessica is a lot less marketable when they need her to perfrom to promote her garbage low grade fashion brand she does a billion in sales with a year…money she probably doesn’t really see, she’s like Britney, just a half retard puppet collecting checks… The post Jessica Simpson’s Rock Hard Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Drunk College Student Wants Mac & Cheese, Gets Arrested Instead

Posted on October 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We've all been there. It's late; perhaps you've enjoyed a few adult beverages, and some greasy, salty concoction that would probably nauseate you at any other time is suddenly your Holy Grail. Fortunately, unlike 19-year-old Luke Gatti, most of us aren't willing to literally fight for our colon-clogging booze-sponge treat of choice. The problem, it seems, is that Luke walked into his school's cafeteria area with an open container and was denied service. As you can see in the footage above, he didn't take it well. The man really wanted some “f–king bacon jalapeño mac and cheese” – so much so that he was willing to go to jail for it. Due to his unthinkably douchey behavior, Gatti was arrested and charged with breach of peace and criminal trespass. His first court date is October 15, and he may be facing expulsion from school. Sadly, Luke never got his mac and cheese. On the bright side, the video of his heroic showdown is up there with drunk late night snack wife and pretty much any footage of Jessica Simpson as one of our favorite booze-soaked viral clips of all time. And for that, we thank you.  

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Jessica Simpson: Boob Job Rumors Heat Up After Latest Instagram Pics

Posted on September 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rumors that Jessica Simpson was drunk during her recent appearance on the Home Shopping Network have been everywhere for the past couple weeks. Frankly, it’s not hard to see why, as she totally seemed to be wasted on live TV. Now, however, those who have studied pics Jessica’s latest appearances and selfies from her Instagram page say that the 34-year-old’s drinking problem might not be her only secret. Yes, doctors who have spoken with Radar Online say that it’s their professional opinion that Jessica has gotten a boob job . “Jessica has clearly had a significant breast augmentation,” says plastic surgeon Dr. Brian Glatt, who – it should be noted – has never treated Jessica himself. “She has likely also had a breast lift.” Dr. Fred Pescatore seconds that opinion, but a much less professional, much Howard Stern-esque fashion. “She looks ridiculous at this point — boobs on a stick!” says Pescatore, who better be a flawless physical specimen if he’s going around talking that kind of crap. While she’s always been pleasantly top heavy, doctors say that with amount of weight Simpson has gained and lost over the years, it’s unlikely that her boobs would remain quite so perky without some sort of surgical assistance. Interesting stuff, but frankly, we’re in the “whatever she’s doing, it’s working camp.” Go under the knife all you need to, Jess. Just keep sharing those bikini pics on Instagram. View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics

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George Zimmerman Tweets Photo of Trayvon Martin’s Body, Is Still Terrible

Posted on September 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last time we checked on George Zimmerman, he was telling his 11,000 Twitter followers that if Obama had a son he would be a murderer. Something of an ironic comment coming from an actual murderer, but bizarrely, it was favorited and re-tweeted hundreds of times, because somehow, George Zimmerman still has admirers. In fact, one of them recently tweeted him a photo of Trayvon Martin’s dead along with a caption reading, “Z-Man is a one man army.” Zimmerman retweeted the photo and it remained on his page until it was taken down by moderators, because apparently the folks who run Twitter don’t want the site to be a place where admitted killers can display gruesome photos of their victims. Go figure. Of course, his is far from the first time that Zimmerman has been embroiled in controversy since he was acquitted for killing Martin in 2013. Zimmerman has been arrested for domestic violence  on more than one occasion. He’s been involved in multiple violent altercations, one of which resulted in Zimmerman being shot  following a road rage incident. Most recently, he incurred the wrath of the Internet when he claimed that killing Martin was part of “God’s plan.” So yeah, in case you were wondering – George Zimmerman is still the absolute worst.  View Slideshow: 17 Celebrities Who May Have Killed People

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Celebrity Bra Sizes: Who’s Busting Out?!?

Posted on September 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It's not like we aren't aware of which celebrities have really big boobs . We aren't blind or anything. But still. Looks can be a bit deceiving, considering the prominence of push-up bras and the like these days. That's why we've delved into the Internet, consulted with sources, done some research and learned the bra sizes of various female stars. We present them to you below… 1. Jessica Simpson… … 32 DD! Her very own father once confirmed this size in an interview with GQ. 2. Christina Aguilera… … 34E! Yes, E! The singer says they grew to be this size after she gave birth to her son, Max, and they’re remained that large ever since. 3. Victoria Beckham… … 34B. She was once a 34DD, thanks to some plastic surgery. The the model has since had her implants removed. 4. Kate Upton… … 34D. She once told The Sun: “I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I would love to wear spaghetti tips braless and go for the smallest bikini designs.” Not a single man on the planet agrees with this statement. 5. Katy Perry… … 32D. She once joked to GQ: “I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet… and I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down?’ God answered my prayers. I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.” 6. Sofia Vergara… … 32F. Yes, before you ask, this is the biggest (real!) size we’ve come across in Hollywood. View Slideshow

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Jessica Simpson’s Nipple #TBT of the DAy

Posted on September 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think the biggest thing that happened yesterday – was Jessica Simpson’s nipple…and since were all pretty basic dudes who love huge tits, no matter how much feminists want to make tits de-sexualized, even though feminists make you tweak and suck their nipples while they hate fuck you, and even though their pussies get wet while feeding their kids, and even though nipples even for the sake of one year of work still get us hard at our core….all the other days of the nipple’s lifetime…. I figure I’ll post it again…and link to MORE OF THEM JESSICA SIMPSON IN THE BROWN DRESS HUGE TIT NIPPLE FUN It’s like a cow, in a wig and a dress, ready to be milked…good old Texas Ranchero fetish shit… The post Jessica Simpson’s Nipple #TBT of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eric Johnson to Jessica Simpson: Go to Rehab or I TAKE THE KIDS!

Posted on September 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson’s alleged drinking and pill popping habits are taking a toll on her family, and her husband Eric Johnson is not gonna take it anymore. HE’S threatening to take their kids away if she doesn’t get help. This is not the first report to surface about Jess needing rehab. Heck, it’s not even the first report to surface about Eric Johnson telling Jessica to go to rehab for the sake of her health and their two kids! But in light of the recent video that appeared to show Jessica Simpson drunk on HSN , her husband has gone from concerned to ultimatum mode. “Things reached a climax in early May, when Eric told Jess he has had enough and issued an ultimatum,” a source says of the troubled couple. “He is worried sick that Jess’ conduct is going to start affecting their two children and that their oldest is starting to realize there’s something wrong .” Simpson and Johnson have two children, Maxwell and Ace, and the former NFL star wants her to get help for substance abuse problems immediately. According to the insider, Simpson still relies on the prescription drug Adderall to keep her 5’3″ body at 92 pounds … and chases pills with alcohol. “She can’t be in denial any longer about the toll that her problems have taken on her marriage, her children, and her money,” the source wanted. Maybe if Jessica and mother Tina both get treatment , which has also been rumored, they can get some sort of family or package deal discount?

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Ashlee Simpson Baby Photo: Unveiled! Adorable!

Posted on September 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

THIS JUST IN: Ashlee Simpson knows how to make some legitimately adorable babies. In case this were somehow in doubt, the singer (can we still call her that?) has taken to Instagram and given followers their very firs took at Jagger Snow Ross. She and husband Evan Ross welcomed Jagger into the world at the end of July. “We love her so much,” Simpson wrote on Twitter along with the photo. She’s everything! best daddy in the world @realevanross.” Ross is an actor/singer and is also the son of music legend Diana Ross. The icon gushed via Twitter not long after his wife gave birth: “I am overjoyed about the birth of my precious Grandbaby, Jagger Snow Ross She is so beautiful. I LOVE HER. Ashlee and Evan were amazing.” Ashlee, of course, is the sister of Jessica Simpson , who has a pair of very cute kids herself. Know who else has cute kids? The following famous people! View Slideshow: Celebrity Baby Photos: So Adorable!

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Kendall Morgan is the Cam Girl of the Day

Posted on September 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Morgan is a Cam girl at CAMWITHHER.COM ….She’s also a writer…who writes about sexy things like wanting to fuck her teacher…. And today, she’s our cam girl of the day…partially because we like girls who know how to write, but more importantly, we like girls who are exhibitionists and let us watch them naked and masturbating…it’s the nice thing about this sexual, sexy, porn and pervert culture….back in the day, or sexual desires, our jerking off and a girl’s willingness to get naked for those things…would all be deemed evil… But now, girls everywhere, I’m talking college girls I know, feminists, aspiring models, instagram models, girls who just want to smoke weed and hang out, girls who want extra money for an expensive purse, every fucking girl wants to be a cam girl…and it’s a glorious turn of events…it’s more interesting than INSTAGRAM or other social networks..it’s more fun…it’s DIY sexting to a bigger audience and I encourage EVERY Girl to get on board….like Kendall Morgan already knows….amazing… TO READ HER ARTICLE ON WANTING TO BANG HER TEACHER BECAUSE SHE’S A SAPIOSEXUAL CLICK HERE TO SEE KENDALL ON HER CAM SITE CLICK HERE The post Kendall Morgan is the Cam Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson is a Living Legend of the Day

Posted on September 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Simpson is always a blast from the past, you know when I started the site 11 years ago, and she was one of the key babes dudes were jerking off to…I think she was even on her TV show at the time…doesn’t matter…what does matter are these tits…. Nothing says K-Mart billionaire like a solid set of pretty exposed Texan Titties…the perfect level of middle american trash, turned country star the Christians love, turned fashion icon, just not in the fashion world, but rather in the white trash world, because buying two dollar size XXXL pants feels more glamorous when it’s peddled and branded Jessica Simpson… I am a fan of any girl who can be paid to get fit by weightwatchers, even after a bunch of babies and an eating disorder, when they are capable of maintaining them tits… Sure, she’s probably beat the fuck up, soft, sloppy, with an broken down pussy from babies, sex, being hollywood and overeating… But in a lace bra…in public..in black and white…she’s good enough for me to stare…but then again…I’ll stare at any tits.. TO SEE HER WITH HER BABY DADDY IN SOME PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson is a Living Legend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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