It's fashion week, which brings the industry's biggest names to New York City, like Milania Giudice and Vanna White. While that was happening, Kanye West debuted his third collection at Madison Square Garden and raised hell via Twitter after listeners took offense to some of the tracks off his new album, T he Life of Pablo (previously titled Waves , previously-previously titled Swish ). Remember when Fashion Week was about wearing big sunglasses while you stalked the front row across the runway pretending to be oogling the clothes, when really you just wanted to be near Jessica Simpson ? Yeah, those days are gone. Check out what other stars were up to in the photos below. 1. Lil’ Kim & Kim Kardashian: New York Fashion Week 2016 Kim Kardashian posted a picture of herself with Lil’ Kim, captioning it “Kim2.” 2. Saoirse Ronan: ‘Brooklyn’ UN Panel Discussion Saoirse Ronan attends a panel discussion following the screening of Oscar-nominated film ‘Brooklyn’ at United Nations Economic and Social Council chamber on February 11, 2016 in New York City, USA. 3. Alexander Skarsgard: ‘Warn on Everyone’ German Photocall Alexander Skarsgard gets cheeky at ‘War On Everyone’ photo call during the 66th Berlinale International Film Festival Berlin at Grand Hyatt Hotel on February 12, 2016 in Berlin, Germany. 4. Zendaya: ESSENCE 7th annual Black Women In Music Event Zendaya attends the ESSENCE 7th annual Black Women In Music event at Avalon Hollywood on February 11, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. 5. Monica: American Heart Association’s Go Red For Women Red Dress Collection 2016 Monica takes part in The American Heart Association’s Go Red for Women Dress Collection 2016 at Skylight at Moynihan Station on February 11, 2016 in New York City. 6. Teresa & Milania Giudice: Kids Rock! NYFW 2016 Teresa Giudice and daughter Milania attend Rookie USA Presents Kids Rock! – Front Row & Backstage – Fall 2016 New York Fashion Week: The Shows at The Dock, Skylight at Moynihan Station on February 11, 2016 in New York City. View Slideshow
Bella Thorne is 40 years old… I am convinced…18 year olds just don’t look like this. She looks like a mom who figured out that the right botox makes her look young enough to pretend to be young and if you tell people you’re 18 enough – they believe you.. She’s managed to become an “It girl”…people are loving, booking Tyler Perry movies amongst other things, while dad’s everywhere jerk off to her young full tits…that isn’t as creepy as it was last year – when she was playing a 17 year old. I don’t know why there is constantly a redhead with big tits working at Disney type companies reaching the kid market, but this is the new Lohan and I don’t hate her for her hustle, I just don’t really get where she’s from, what the obsession is, but I’ll still stare at her big tits and round ass…because that’s kind of what I do with my days…because I am pathetic… The post Bella Thorne is the New It Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lara Stone threatened to sue me a long time ago – because I posted pics of her honeymoon, that weren’t even interesting or Scandalous, in fact these pics of her in her bikini in Australia is far more hardcore than her and some fat comedian she was sugar babying because he was rich, awkwardly in the Mediterranean….or wherever they were… Doesn’t matter, she’s old now, a divorcee and a cunt who sues broke, drunk website people if they don’t comply with her demands…so I hate her…as much as I can hate a bitch who’s tits WE HAVE SEEN BEFORE … That doesn’t mean we’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits nearly enough..because we aren’t married to her…and I guess either is her Comedian boyfriend who dropped her fucking ass, so we aren’t really forced to deal with her shit that after a few months or years gets real fucking tedious real fucking fast…and that take her away from being a model we want to fuck to becoming a model we can’t get rid of…needy and demanding whore…… Leading to all tits…from the fat chick at the McDonalds you’re getting lunch at…to the neighbor…to any girl who isn’t Lara Stone’s tits more appealing….. We are pure and honest Lara Stone big titty observers….who aren’t very tainted by all that is wrong with her personality…and here she is in a bikini.. The post Fat Lara Stone in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I posted some of these pics of Jessica Simpson in a bikini yesterday – where I said: The most important pictures you will see today is Jessica Simpson, the billionaire clothing brand owner, thanks to the general public being low class, low income, shopping at walmart, because it is all they can afford, and thus have no taste, and think wearing Jessica Simpson designs is a taste of Jesus loving Glamor, since Jessica Simpson is Texan her gay dad a Preacher before being gay after whoring out his kid, even though her shit isn’t American made…but rather from a sweatshop…the Globalization that is even more American than American Made, because there are less laws to follow when in small town factory town China… But you probably remember her as the popstar with big tits, turned reality star who was dumb as fuck, before becoming a fat as fuck mom with a Weight Watchers campaign that forced her to eventually get to this bikini rockin’ body.. She’s old, her tits still big, her inner thighs fat, but not disgusting, so we should celebrate this mid-30s Jessica Simpson, looking better than late 20s Jessica Simpson, giving hope to fat chicks everywhere, that if they were billionaires, they could hire trainers and cooks to get them in bikini fighting shape… I don’t know if you’ll be able to jerk off to Jessica Simpson today in Mexico, these are some spy pics, like it was the 90s, and she was better in the 90s, so maybe we should just use this to search old pics of her from the 90s…because life was so much more simple to jerk off to bikini pics then… I didn’t re-read my post, but if I said it, I stand by it, especially if there are fat jokes, mom pussy jokes, and even her dad being a homo despite being a Jesus freak..jokes… I still think her spread leg pussy flash is the most important work she’s done to date… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s In a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The most important pictures you will see today is Jessica Simpson, the billionaire clothing brand owner, thanks to the general public being low class, low income, shopping at walmart, because it is all they can afford, and thus have no taste, and think wearing Jessica Simpson designs is a taste of Jesus loving Glamor, since Jessica Simpson is Texan her gay dad a Preacher before being gay after whoring out his kid, even though her shit isn’t American made…but rather from a sweatshop…the Globalization that is even more American than American Made, because there are less laws to follow when in small town factory town China… But you probably remember her as the popstar with big tits, turned reality star who was dumb as fuck, before becoming a fat as fuck mom with a Weight Watchers campaign that forced her to eventually get to this bikini rockin’ body.. She’s old, her tits still big, her inner thighs fat, but not disgusting, so we should celebrate this mid-30s Jessica Simpson, looking better than late 20s Jessica Simpson, giving hope to fat chicks everywhere, that if they were billionaires, they could hire trainers and cooks to get them in bikini fighting shape… I don’t know if you’ll be able to jerk off to Jessica Simpson today in Mexico, these are some spy pics, like it was the 90s, and she was better in the 90s, so maybe we should just use this to search old pics of her from the 90s…because life was so much more simple to jerk off to bikini pics then… The post Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are a bunch of random pics of celebrity, models, actresses, uselessness from their snapchat and instagram….I really didn’t put too much effort into this, I am napping, so there’s a mix of all kinds of shit…I avoided the straight up instagram models I like to avoid and I forgot the names of most people, models, you probably jerk off to…so take this half assed list….and remember all lists on the internet are clickbait, half assed, lazy, put together quickly because no one actually cares about journalism, not to mention, if you like a celebrity bitch, you probably follow her and don’t need me shitting on her over a blog to see this shit…right…right…. 1- Bar Refaeli Pregnancy….which seems to be a common thread that people announce their pregnancy on social media….so Bar Refaeli is pregnant….something that usually happens to Jewish girls at 30….I wonder how many pregnancy test companies she pitched to get this pic… 2- Izabel Goulart doing Fitness Porn…because she’s a half naked model…and making guys jerk off in the least porny, wholesome way is her thing… 3- Maria Menounos – Not Famous for very much, but white trash like her and you’re white trash, but in a Bikini 4- Anastasia Ashley…because heels in a slutty gold bikini with champange is pretty good NYE concept “art” 5- Lena Dunham….crass, fat, vile, disgusting, Terrifying 6- ELiza Dushku – Because it was Her Birthday…she’s 100. 7 – Melissa Reeves – Because I don’t know who or what the fuck she is… 8- Keke Palmer – Because 2015 was the Year of Black Lives Matter, 2016 the year of Blacklives in Bikinis Matter 9- Ashley Tisdale – Feet for the Foot Fetishists…and Tonya… 10- Nicola Peltz – Who isn’t famous but who is a rich kid and who was in Transformers replacing Megan Fox, therefore famous enough for her ass to get on this site… 11 – Bella Thorne – and friends…including her slutty coattail riding sister because she’s the new Lohan and in being the new Lohan – people are obsessed 12- Lindsay Lohan – “Happy New Years beautiful lands of the world that we visit, Mother Nature and Earth. God bless All in this year to come. Love and Live” and “God bless all and #happy2016 may us all have a full, loving, giving and prosperous new year!!!! ” – Crazy bitch.. A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Dec 30, 2015 at 4:28am PST 13- Maitland Ward because she is also about as relevant as Lohan…busty redhead child star gone mad…. 14- Micaela Schaefer because she’s about as relevant as Maitland Ward and they use the same fame whoring tactics… 15- Hayley Joel Osment Playing His Sister Emily because it is more marketable… 16- Nadine Velazque – Clever….. 17- Jamie Chung – Flashing in the Snow… 18- Emmy Rossum – Awkward as Fuck 19- Britney Spears…Still Crazy….begging for you to help her escape. 20- Jessica Alba – bottom feeding and peddling her own bullshit products to increase sales like the puppet money grubbing shameless cunt she is 21- Jessica Simpson is the NYE Gas Guzzler – which would explain why she’s half retard 22- Elsa Hosk – Victoria’s Secret Model…and her instagram ass 23 – Stella Maxwell and Lily Rose Depp – Because Hipster models hanging with celebrity tweens is a good time for the coke dealer… Here’s Stella Maxwell Showing off her Model Moves on her last hike of 2015…no wonder she gets paid a lot… A video posted by Stella! (@stellamaxwell) on Dec 31, 2015 at 4:30pm PST 24 – Nina Agdal Finds Her True Purpose in the World….”Im very disappointed in all of you!!! Apparently you dont care for my food, travel or work out pictures. I hope to find my pants in 2016!!” 25- Shay Mitchell – Because she’s in a bikini and on a popular TV Show 26- Lindsay Pelas – Because she’s got huge tits and a lot of followers on instagram because of her huge tits.. 27 – Charlotte McKinney – Because she’s also got huge tits and a lot of follower, even TV show deals because of her huge tits… 28- Alessandra Ambrosio – Frenching Some Dude I assume she had her kids with, but even if she didn’t, is probably rich because models are hookers or at least a variation of hooker… 29- Bieber choking out a bitch trying to use him for followers…then the bitch choking out Bieber…because Gender Equity in 2016….fascinating… 30- Alyssa Milano is a Weirdo Pervert about BReast Feeding – “Almost 16 months of breastfeeding Elizabella. It’s been one of the greatest joys in my life to breastfeed my babies” and realizes that people are also weirdo perverts about breast feeding…since two of her most popular pics are breast feeding… 31- Kate Hudson High Altitude Timelapse Yoga because bendy girls, even old and broken girls, excites me… A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Dec 29, 2015 at 1:46pm PST 32- Victoria Justice and Madison Reed – because they are some jailbait the perverts on the forums seem to fucking love because they are fucking perverts… 33- Christie Brinkley – because at 79 years old, I would still sniff her dirty bikini bottoms….she’s even hotter than her daughters…one is barely 18…. 34- Katherine McPhee Kissing Her Friend Because that’s what you do on New Years…unless you have a cold sore or are hated and disgusted by all… 35- Madison Beer – Because she’s got tits and is in bikini paparazzi pics and people are loving her…even though I have no fucking clue who the fuck she is… 36- How about some Ava Sambora because she’s 18, Heather Locklear’s daughter, and in a bikini showing off…why the fuck not..right The post Top “More Famous that Me” Bitches On New Years Eve of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you didn’t get enough white meat over Thanksgiving, here’s enough cleavage to put you back into a vegetative state, thanks to Lucy-Jo Hudson at the 16th Annual United for UNICEF Gala Dinner. According to my sources, this busty Brit used to be some kind of soap star, but if you ask me, this is a probably a much more rewarding career. Just to be clear, I don’t mean attending charity events, I mean showing off her funbags for the paps. Here’s hoping she keeps it up. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Years ago, I never could’ve predicted that Jessica Simpson would start her very own fashion empire, but I can’t deny that she’s got some serious business sense to go along with that killer body of hers. For instance, instead of wasting valuable ad money on some no-name model, here she is using her booty to help sell her new line of workout gear. I just hope she gets a cut of the Kleenex sales too. Yow. Continue reading →
I couldn’t end the day with a talentless little troll who was born into a porn family and thus has the right or the star power to promote nonsense products to the vapid youth that follow her…. Even if I see comedy in her wearing assless pants like a homo at the leatherbar on a Saturday night.. I figured, I should post this doctored picture of mom and fitness guru to the fat middle americans who buy her affordable clothing that has made her a billionaire…Jessica Simpson… Because she knows that being fat does pay, but in her case it paid to make her lose the weight, bringing her to this healthy place where she feels comfortable, sexy and willing to show off that mid 30s mom ass… She’s more of the mom who’s tits you stare at, but this booty’s something different, and at least when she does it, it’s because she earned the right to do it, through being a pop icon…rather than a Kardashian…who is just garbage… The post Jessica Simpson’s Fitness Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Jessica White’s see-through dress leaves little to the imagination ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Emily Ratajkowski nude in profile ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Alyssa Miller is topless perfection ( egotasticallstars.com ) Tera Patrick naked with a bottle of booze ( boobieblog.com ) Jessica Simpson hits the town in a see-through top ( thenipslip.com ) 10 bold Star Wars: The Force Awakens predictions ( doubleviking.com ) Pam Anderson is naked and Hep-C free ( steakwood.com ) A friendly reminder of how hot Amber Heard is ( fleshbot.com )
