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Jessica Simpson’s in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Here’s some Jessica Simpson in a one piece bathing suit…showing off her jacked legs, her broad bulldog shoulders, and her narrow hips that you’d expect would be more feminine because she’s had those two kids, and she’s not old enough to hit menopause yet, but she is old enough to be irrelevant, while sitting on her mountain of money a decade after she was a massive star with her own reality show all thanks to her gay father who loved making as much money as he could…in order to have a good life filled with fucking young twinks into his retirement… I guess what I’m trying to say is…look at Jessica Simpsons tits….because she’s got them, despite the weight loss…and I’ll venture to say…she’ll probably have them for the rest of her life, unless shes the 1 in 10 women who gets breast cancer…thanks to all the chemicals and hormones in our food … especially the junk food she spent a good 10 years addicted to when she Brian Wilsoned herself into obesity…before Weight Watchers made her 10 million dollars to get to this… Yay. The post Jessica Simpson’s in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson Rocks Same Bathing Suit as Kendall and Kylie Jenner: Who Wore It Best?

Sure, Jessica Simpson turned 35 this month, but when it comes to her beach fashion, the sexy mother of two is having no trouble keeping up with a pair of famous teenagers. If that bathing suit looks familiar, it’s probably because Kendall and Kylie Jenner both wore it last week. Yes, the Agent Provocateur monokini is apparently the suit of the summer, and now the debate as to who filled it out best is hotter than late July. Thus far, it looks like Jessica is beating out the Jenner sisters, with many fans on social media giving her the edge due to the mind-boggling fact that Jess is more than twice Kylie’s age. Not that we’re at all surprised to see Jess looking hot on Instagram. If you saw Ms. Simpson rocking daisy dukes  back in March, or witnessed the risque splendor of her now-infamous ” Fifty Shades of Johnson ” pics, then you know the former reality star hasn’t lost a step in the fitness department. What’s more impressive, of course, is the fact that Jess made the difficult transition from reality star to entrepreneur, and she’s earning more now than when her face was on the cover of every tabloid. Yes, it seems there are lots of reasons that Kylie and Kendall should be taking notes on Jessica’s every move.  View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics

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Makeup-Free and Fabulous: See the Stars Who Have Bared All!

No makeup? No problem!   The celebrities featured in the following photo gallery are actresses, reality stars, models and singers. But they all have one thing in common:   They are not wearing a shred of makeup in order to set a positive example for young women around the world.   Give them a hand and give them all a look now: 1. Brooklyn Decker, No Makeup Now THIS is what we call a makeup-free selfie. Brooklyn Decker is unafraid to show off her acne online. Good for her! 2. Lorde Without Makeup Lorde isn’t just wearing no makeup in this Twit pic. She’s wearing pimple cream! 3. Bethenny Frankel No Makeup Bethenny Frankel doesn’t need no makeup! She goes all natural in this Twitter picture. 4. Jessica Simpson With No Makeup Jessica Simpson without makeup is quite a sight to see. A beautiful and natural one. 5. Kourtney Kardashian: No Makeup! Kourtney Kardashian with no makeup makes for an interesting and unexpected sight. 6. Beyonce No Makeup Selfie Beyonce has shared this great no makeup selfie. She rules, this woman. View Slideshow

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Jessica Simpson for Instagram of the Day

Jessica Simpson posted this picture of herself on her instagram because trannies are all the rage.. I kind of liked her better when she was a big sloppy overeating cow of a woman, before Weight Watchers made her drop the weight or pay back the money they paid her, up on some 50 cent filing for bankruptcy to avoid paying, or hitting the gym shit… But at least she’s still go the Jessica Simpson tits…even if they are set against thick powerful legs, narrow hips and broad shoulders… Good times.. The post Jessica Simpson for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson for Instagram of the Day

Jessica Simpson posted this picture of herself on her instagram because trannies are all the rage.. I kind of liked her better when she was a big sloppy overeating cow of a woman, before Weight Watchers made her drop the weight or pay back the money they paid her, up on some 50 cent filing for bankruptcy to avoid paying, or hitting the gym shit… But at least she’s still go the Jessica Simpson tits…even if they are set against thick powerful legs, narrow hips and broad shoulders… Good times.. The post Jessica Simpson for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariana Grande Posts Lengthy Apology Video: Watch Here!

Ariana Grande is really, truly sorry. The singer – who has taken a fair share of criticism this week for saying she hates America while staring at a tray full of donuts – has posted a four-minute long video titled “Sorry Babes” in which she goes into detail with an apology for the “whole donut fiasco.” Grande was caught on camera slamming the country while inside a California bakery, an incident that took place after she licked a donut for one reason. After acknowledging that her initial apology missed the mark, Ariana goes on to say here: “All the advances we’ve made in the last couple of months, all the wonderful progressive things that have been going on – I’ve never been prouder of this country, actually. “But, yeah, here I am apologizing to y’all.” The singer artist on to admit: “Seeing a video of yourself behaving poorly that you had no idea was taken is such a rude awakening. It’s like you don’t know what to do. I was so disgusted with myself.” Since the America-bashing took place, stars such as Rob Lowe have come out and slammed Grande . At 22 years old, Grande admitted she still has “a lot to learn,” nearly breaking down into tears at various points. “I never want to be anything but a positive influence on my babes, or my loves, or anyone who pays attention to me… I feel like I let you all down, which sucks,” she concluded. “I’m just here to apologize, and tell you that I love you, and I appreciate being able to talk to you like this.”

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35 Sizzling Shots of 35-Year Old Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson is not as famous as she once was. But she's nearly as attractive! We pay homage to the singer and one of the top MILFs in Hollywood via this fun photo gallery. Enjoy! 1. Jessica Simpson Bikini Shot This is the quintessential Jessica Simpson photo. She looks amazing in it! Thank you for posting, GQ! 2. Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke Jessica Simpson looks so fine in this pic from The Dukes of Hazzard. No wonder that awful movie made like $80 million. 3. Jessica Simpson Post-Babies Body Jessica Simpson looking sexy as hell in a black dress after having two kids. DAMN girl. 4. Hottest Jessica Simpson Photo This is a hot photo of Jessica Simpson. Side boob action, legs pointed up to the sky, textbook “f–k me” eyes … it will do the job, people. 5. Nice Rack Say what you will about Jessica Simpson’s lack of talent, brains or common sense… those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you. 6. Hot Young Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson – the hotter, younger version. View Slideshow

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MILF Doutzen Kroes Does Instagram of the Daay

Ex Victoria’s Secret model…Doutzen Kroes…posted some pictures of her partying like a slut…flashing her body…like a slut…in a club…like she was one of the groupies throwing her panties on Doutzen’s Husband when he DJs in Ibiza and he pulls them all backstage, now that his bitch is some old, tired, ex VS model, who has served her purpose and made him kids, allowing him to go back to fucking new models, like he was the casting Director at VS, now that this one is old and forgotten…because there will always be new, fresh, exciting pussy…and I guess Doutzen Kroes is having a hard time accepting that in this “LOOK AT ME”…party slutting..that I appreciate…but I guess I’m not her kid googling my mom at pre-school… It all seems desperate, the best kind of desperate…keep up the good work. The post MILF Doutzen Kroes Does Instagram of the Daay appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler’s Fake Tits Waterski of the Day

Chelsea Handler is the fucking worst…but women liked her cunty brand of comedy, they thought it was funny, I just found it bitter that she never made it, not that I ever really listened to it, I didn’t have cable that her show was on, but I just naturally saw her as the attention seeking fame whore who tried to be an actor, and chose comedy instead, because acting didn’t work for her, and girl comedy is just easy to pull off…and requires very little skill especially when you haver writers… So this 50 year old, constant breast implant flashing, makes sense to me, now that she has no show, the one thing she was defined by…because her ego got inflated and she believed she would be the next Letterman..when really she was just a rude bitch…rather than an intelligent voice..up on some Jimmy Fallon low brow shit… So this is her stance, her platform, all she’s got left…and it’s too bad it’s boring as fuck…you know the spirit is there…but the execution is just garbage…I am sure there will be more to come…even if this shouldn’t make anyone cum. The post Chelsea Handler’s Fake Tits Waterski of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s Helicopter Photoshoot for AMerica of the Day

Jessica Simpson posted this picture for the Fourth of July, mocking the American Troops who have died for your freedom, by being a relatively beefy girl in a bathing suit, pretending to do what they do…or maybe I am just looking too much into this attempt at being a modern pin-up thanks to having the body of girl big enough to have been considered hot during the Great Depression, mainly because at her size it meant she could afford more than just dirt and cockroaches for dinner…so fancy…where as in this generation it means..you can afford fast food…how the times have changed… The post Jessica Simpson’s Helicopter Photoshoot for AMerica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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