Welcome to the family, Evan Ross. Following her sister’s announcement this week that she’s engaged to Diana Ross’ son, Jessica Simpson posted a sweet photo to Instagram today. It included herself in an Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross sandwich, along with the simple caption “Family Moment.” “Jessica loves Evan and approves,” an insider tell Us Weekly of the singer/designer’s thoughts on her sibling’s relationship. Ashlee confirmed on Monday that she and Ross are set to marry, writing on Twitter: “My baby love and I are ENGAGED!!!” Jessica herself, of course, is also scheduled to exchanged vows in the near future. Sources say she and Eric Johnson will walk down the aisle at some point in 2014. And she also posted the following adorable shot of herself and daughter Maxwell online: “Jessica loves Evan and approves,” an insider tell Us Weekly of the singer/designer’s thoughts on her sibling’s engagement.
I don’t do as many posts on Jessica Simpson anymore, but once upon a time, she used to be a regular feature on the site. Don’t get me wrong, I still think she’s super hot, she just doesn’t bust out those giant funbags of hers as much as she used to. I guess now that she has two kids, she’s dressing more conservative. But how about a few cleavage shots for old times’ sake? Forget autograph signings or Twitter, that’s how Jessica’s really going to re-connect with us loyal fans. » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com
Jessica Simpson looks stunning in a makeup-free photo on Twitter. She shared it Sunday following a date night with fiance Eric Johnson the night before. The 33-year-old singer-turned-actress-turned-fashion mogul wrote to her millions of fans, “Aquaphor from the diaper bag…And a filter 😉 Date night!” Aquaphor is a cleansing cream that can be used on both adults and babies. Very convenient. Simpson made a kissy face as she posed for the picture: Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson had daughter Maxwell Drew in May 2012, and son Ace Knute earlier this year. They did not waste any time. The foursome spent Thanksgiving in Boston with Johnson’s family, and Simpson and her fiance are currently planning their long-awaited nuptials. In October 2013, they were spotted scouting wedding venues in Capri. She’ll likely wear makeup for the big day, though she doesn’t need it!
The Internet is a glorious, hilarious place where people ask all of their dumbest questions with absolutely no filter at all. And believe us, there are totally dumb questions. These people also seem never to have heard of Google, which makes it even better. Or worse? You be the judge. This Facebook user wants to get “read” of cats: I have only the following in response: Keep going for more of the dumbest questions people have asked on the Internet. In all fairness, maybe this person has kids. Or nieces and nephews. Or neighbors who are children. Maybe. RIP Jack, who was too dumb to paddle over to the next piece of driftwood and not die! Telling time is not this person’s strong suit. Clocks are tricky, yo! TLC called. There’s a show for this: This person’s giving Jessica Simpson a run for her money: Math fail. Add this site to your bookmarks for the next time you come across one of these gems: Let Me Google That For You
Cold world. Don’t expect Jessica Simpson’s dad to walk her down the aisle when she finally weds her baby daddy, fiancé Eric Johnson. According to National Enquirer reports : JESSICA SIMPSON has banned her father Joe from her wedding because she’s afraid he’ll cause an embarrassing scene! The “Dukes of Hazzard” star – who’s planning to head down the aisle with ex-football player Eric Johnson – has been at odds with her dad/ manager since he and her mom, Tina, divorced this past spring after 34 years of marriage. Last year, The ENQUIRER revealed the Simpson clan was rocked by Joe’s confession that he was gay. And in our Nov. 12, 2012, issue, gay escort Joey Anderson revealed steamy details about the night Joe paid him $600 for sex at a New York City hotel. Complicating his relationship with his daughter even further, Joe, 55, walked away from the divorce with a chunk of the profits from Jessica’s billion-dollar fashion line, which is co-owned by Tina. “Jessica’s relationship with her father has deteriorated so much she doesn’t want him at her wedding,” said a source. “She’s afraid he’ll make a spectacle of himself, or worse yet, start something with Tina. “Jessica still loves Joe, but she wants the day to be about her and Eric, not some sideshow with her dad.” Jessica, 33, and Eric, 34, have put their wedding plans on hold several times over the past few years, in part due to Jessica’s pregnancies with daughter Maxwell, now 17 months, and 4-month-old son Ace. Another friend says Jessica has already told Joe he won’t be invited to the nuptials, which will likely take place next year. “Joe was devastated,” the friend noted. “But his relationship with Jess is hanging by a thread, and he doesn’t want to rock the boat any further. So he’s not making a big deal about it.” Do you believe it? It seems extreme but this kind of estrangement happens a lot with bad divorces. We hope for Jessica’s kids’ sake that she’s able to work things out with her dad and have him there. WENN
Jessica Simpson is a natural beauty. As is her son Ace, who she posted photos of online this weekend. Check out both of these cuties with no makeup!! Ace Knute, if you haven’t guessed, just turned three. Months. Between the adorable newborn youngster and his precious 17-month-old sis Maxwell, Jessica Simpson certainly has her hands full these days. Much like fiance Eric Johnson does, in a different sense. The 33-year-old recently hinted that while momming is a blast, she’s ready to get back to her first passion: Singing! She tweeted, “I need to make music.” The last album she released was a 2010 holiday effort. From 1999-06 she released five pop records, and in 2008, crossed over to country with Do You Know . Sony Nashville dropped Jess in 2009 after that. She peaked with 2003’s In This Skin , but also has tried her hand at acting and designing (her Jessica Simpson Collection is very successful). And getting pregnant, of course. Counting down to #3 …
Let this be a lesson to all the other celebrity moms out there: this is how you solidify your MILF status. Because here’s Jessica Simpson making the most out of her post-baby cleavage by tugging her shirt down to make sure the paparazzi get a good shot. If you ask me, it would’ve been even better if she’d tugged it down just a couple more inches, but even so, I don’t think I’ve ever been more jealous of a newborn before. I’d trade my neck control in a minute if it meant getting to stuff my face in between those things. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I know that other sites have probably already covered the fact that Jessica Simpson had her kid, since it happened a couple months ago and all. But while they were all waiting for the first pictures of the little brat, I’ve been waiting on something way more important: the first pictures of Jessica’s post-baby funbags. Well, wait no longer, because here they are, and I’m happy to report that they’re looking nice and healthy. I don’t know about you guys, but they’re so cute, I just want to pinch ‘em. I wonder if Jessica will let me hold them for a minute. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I know that other sites have probably already covered the fact that Jessica Simpson had her kid, since it happened a couple months ago and all. But while they were all waiting for the first pictures of the little brat, I’ve been waiting on something way more important: the first pictures of Jessica’s post-baby funbags. Well, wait no longer, because here they are, and I’m happy to report that they’re looking nice and healthy. I don’t know about you guys, but they’re so cute, I just want to pinch ‘em. I wonder if Jessica will let me hold them for a minute. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
