Modeling It Girl Kate Upton is apparently reminding some sports fans of another famous blonde, Jessica Simpson. Why? Look at their impact on players! The Sports Illustrated beauty is rumored to be dating Detroit Tigers ace Justin Verlander, arguably the best pitcher in all of Major League Baseball … … who promptly got shellacked in Tuesday’s All-Star Game. Rumors immediately began flying that Upton was to blame for his effort – just as Dallas Cowboys fans once blamed another blonde for Tony Romo’s woes. Simpson was notably on hand (in a pink Romo jersey) for some of his worst games in a Dallas uniform, leading fans to label her a curse, jinx, and worse. “Kate Upton and Justin Verlander? Suddenly everything makes sense,” read a headline in the Los Angeles Times , calling her “the only logical explanation.” An Examiner headline hilariously read after the pitcher got rocked, “Kate Upton’s bikini body blamed for Justin Verlander’s poor All-Star Game inning.” If he was envisioning her Cat Daddy video or even just Kate Upton bikini photos , it would be easy to see why. But it gets better than this one incident: Before Verlander, Upton was previously linked to New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, a long-touted prospect who has since become mediocre. Think about it … how could anyone focus. Fortunately for Jess’ fiance, former NFL player Eric Johnson , his career was already over when they got together. The real question: Who’d you rather … [Photos: WENN.com]
Kendra Wilkinson Defends Jessica Simpson’s Post Baby Body Struggle Kendra Wilkinson says people need to mind their business and leave Jessica Simpson and her chubby lumpkins post baby body alone. Jessica Simpson can’t catch a break. First the star was criticized for gaining too much weight during her pregnancy with daughter Maxwell Drew, and now — despite the fact that she gave birth just over two months ago — she’s getting heat because she has yet to lose the baby weight. That’s not sitting well with reality star Kendra Wilkinson, who has also struggled with reclaiming her pre-baby body in front of the media. “That just breaks my heart. I feel for her. I was in the same boat. People just need to mind their own business,” the 27-year-old told Yahoo! OMG. “That’s a woman who just gave birth. Her first priority right now is her child. Her first priority is not losing the weight. You should be proud of her for that. A lot of people just dump their kids off at nannies and lose the weight overnight. We should all be proud of her for being real and taking control and making priorities.” In 2011, the former Playboy playmate opened up about her struggle with postpartum depression, much of which hinged on her own body image and difficulty losing weight after she gave birth to her son in 2009. In an interview with ABC News, Wilkinson revealed she gained 60 pounds while pregnant, and admitted she was “shocked” when her body didn’t immediately shrink to her typically centerfold-ready size. “I looked in the mirror and I said, ‘I’m fat.’ I blew up like a blowfish,” said Wilkinson, adding that despite revving up her workouts, she just wasn’t dropping the weight the way other celebrity moms had. “I will admit, I was jealous after giving birth to my baby and I started seeing Kourtney Kardashian losing all that weight really fast.” Poor thang! Source
This just in: Kourtney Kardashian is a mother for the second time, and her family is really excited over this fact. Yesterday, Khloe Kardashian said she was literally going to explode over becoming an aunt once again. And now Kim Kardashian has chimed in with a similar sentiment, writing on Twitter about Penelope Disick: “I’m so in love with my niece!” Kardashian also laid out a challenge to every other two-year old on the planet, blogging Monday about her niece and nephew, Mason: “I know Mason is going to be the best big brother in the whole world. Congratulations Kourtney and Scott.” Oh, it’s on, tykes around the world! Don’t let the Kardashians win. Brother the heck out of your siblings. Do it for all of us.
Let’s face it: Jessica Simpson has seen slimmer days . But the singer does have a valid, adorable excuse. His name is Maxwell Drew Johnson . And Kendra Wilkinson is simply aghast that folks are giving Simpson a hard time for not yet having lost all the weight she gained carrying her son to term. “That just breaks my heart,” Wilkinson tells Yahoo! OMG of the criticism leveled at Simpson’s figure. “I feel for her. I was in the same boat. People just need to mind their own business. That’s a woman who just gave birth. “”Her first priority right now is her child. Her first priority is not losing the weight. You should be proud of her for that. A lot of people just dump their kids off at nannies and lose the weight overnight. We should all be proud of her for being real and taking control and making priorities.” That may be the most intelligent thing Kendra has ever said. Simpson, meanwhile, is profiting mightily off her body. She recently signed a $4 million deal with Weight Watchers . [Photos: WENN.com]
Jessica Simpson turns 32 today. Her career may be on the decline, but at least she has a loving fiance, a beautiful baby daughter and her epic cleavage. There was a time when she produced multi-platinum pop albums, now she’s producing babies and tweets and reality shows such as The Price of Beauty. Hey, at least Maxwell Drew Johnson is a really cutie. And there’s her billion-dollar fashion empire, as some commenters have noted. Okay, she wins! So happy birthday, and we salute you, Jessica Simpson. We can’t wait to cover you for another year, and best of luck with work and the new baby! Here are some of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures , past and present. Spoiler alert: Woman often fails to cover all or most of certain body parts …
America’s Got Talent aired a two-and-a-hour episode last night, though a solid chunk of that was wasted by an extended introduction by Nick Cannon. To New York. Even though the show was airing from New Jersey. Darn the New York Football Giants for messing everything up! Now, on to the review… The Scott Brothers Perform on America’s Got Talent Distinguished Men of Brass – I didn’t understand the two sides with “fans” while they performed “Crazy in Love.” There were way too many colors, too many swoops, and the fact that they were wearing black, that I couldn’t appreciate their performance. I like them, but the producers didn’t do them any justice at all cutting away to such far shots. Grade: B Edon – There was something nice seeing Edon go from an audition with a keyboard to grand piano with fog all around him. He attempted “Titanium” but he was nervous in the verse where he warbled through the sections. I liked the fact the arrangement went to somewhere intense. Edon generally hit the right notes; I think that he needed to pick a song that had more lyrics so it wouldn’t have been as redundant. Grade: B+ Jarrett & Raja – The combined music/magic act has always been a good concept on paper, but the whole showering thing seemed dumb. I didn’t get the connection between the two and the appearance at the end was useless. Were we supposed to see the women’s feet under the towels? The crowd started to turn and I would have buzzed the two immediately. Grade: D+ Lil Starr – I liked the box concept because it helped show how she could spread to a large stage. I thought that the harem/MC Hammer pants made her legs look sloppy, but according to the sound of her shoes, she was on beat. Starr has personality and the fact that she didn’t start crying when Howard started to berate her gets points in my book. Grade: B Todd Oliver & Irving – Todd brought along Lucy to pair with Irving, but started with Irving alone. Irving seemed restless but by the time that Lucy popped up, Irving settled down. The attachment on Lucy looked more natural than it ever did on Irving. The act had weak material. Grade: C American BMX Stunt Team – The stunt team created their own ramps because of the stage. I would suggest all of the bicycles have some neon sidewalls so we could better see the tricks as they went by. The tricks were pretty passive for the first half of the routine, but they started to progress. By the end there was no defining trick. Grade: C+ Nikki Jensen – Nikki chose Coldplay’s “The Scientist” and had this awful arrangement to it. If she kept the song slow, she would have sounded like The Cranberries. Instead, she sounded like she was chasing the tempo of the song the whole way through. Grade: C The Scott Brothers – The brothers have been doing street dancing for 30+ years and understood that they can’t do flips and tricks. The two were really smooth and the simplicity of not having an extreme amount of lights helped them. The floating hat trick at the end was a very nice touch. Grade: A- Michael Nejad – Michael started with a clarinet/baseball bat and it sounded awful. The audience started booing as he switched over to the shovel/violin. There was something about his key that was off and sounded a lot like killing cats. He then went to the vacuum cleaner/harpsichord. While Howard and Howie buzzed him early, Sharon only buzzed him when he was done. Grade: D- 787 Crew – When I hear this group talk about limited opportunities I have to remind them that they lost America’s Best Dance Crew. Their opening choreography was the same as always. The swoops of camera made was distracting. Some of their formations were a bit too cheerleader instead of innovative. They had a lot of sloppy moments including the botched flip near the end. Grade: B Shanice and Maurice Hayes – There must be jealousy when Shanice gets solo time with her father because they are from such a large family. The two sang “There You’ll Be” from Pearl Harbor. I didn’t think anyone wanted to remember that movie. Shanice had a bit too much melisma, but Maurice had this great gruff. Once in a while there was a flat note, but I loved how their chemistry blended some mistakes. Grade: B+ David Garibaldi and His CMYKs – I am happy that the producers took a chance and gave David the pimp spot. David had a different technique for painting this time than the first two acts incorporating a circle with a more white background. Weirdly enough, the close up shots in the beginning didn’t do the piece justice. I credit the judges for having patience to get Mick Jagger at the end. Grade: A
Snooki needs to have this freaking kid already. Listening to her ramble on about pregnancy makes the expression “TMI” seem inadequate and makes Jessica Simpson quotes on the topic seem profound. The Jersey Shore star doesn’t seem to be responding well to the myriad physical changes brought on by pregnancy. Especially when it comes to her boobs. “I actually want a big belly now, so I don’t mind having brownies or fries,” she recently told Us . “The only thing is, I’ve also gone up a cup size: I’m a D now.” “I just hate my boobs so much!” Gaining a cup size or two is common (see Jessica Simpson cleavage ), but since Snooki isn’t looking forward to breastfeeding, it’s not a cause for celebration. “It just looks so painful and gross … It’s kind of like you’re a cow, and you just milk it?” she said on Good Morning America when asked about the subject. Last week, Snooki also shared with us the joys of Jionni LaValle tapping that booty and their unborn baby cheering on her orgasms … seriously.
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It’s times like this where one thanks God for creating Jessica Simpson, as well as Twitter. In this day and age, she can Tweet photos of her insane post-pregnancy cleavage for the populace to admire without any paparazzi needing to stalk her! If you’re still reading this, you have issues. The singer-actress-fashion person has been working out so hard, she’s busting out of her athletic gear as part of her post-pregnancy weight-loss plan. One that will reportedly pay her $4 million, thanks to Weight Watchers. “Just taking a walk around the block,” Jessica wrote. “Street legal???” The legalities of it all are unclear, but this is clearly worthy of Hall of Fame status within THG’s always-enjoyable gallery of Jessica Simpson pictures .
I don’t really know what is going on here…or whether I really want to know what is going on here…I’m gonna say that Jessica Simpson was a tank before getting pregnant, became offensively, even medically scary fat after pregnancy, then signed a deal with Weight Watchers to add pressure to herself so that she drops the weight….even though she’s been spotted going to the gym everyday for hours at a time….and still looks like this….but I guess she was a gamble that was worth taking, if she does drop the weight, it will likely be big news, and owning that impossible task, will likely make Weight Watchers a hell of a lot of money….so I get what they were doing there….I just don’t get why it is taking her this long, I am not sure it is even possible, but most importantly, why the fuck did she decide to wear these pants…. My fat wife loves elastic waist bands, she loves making all pants look like leggings, but I don’t like looking at it…it is offensive….it is the kind of behavior that gets her abused… Let’s hope Jessica Simpson’s baby daddy who K-Fedded her holds the same heavy hand….apparently he doesn’t…..but reality is that she can do what she wants as long as she finances his shit….I get that…..but it doesn’t mean I support it when it ends up looking like this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS GO
