With impending offspring imminent, Jessica Simpson expands even further.
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You know how some people call pregnant chicks “Glowing” or say how radiantly beautiful they are as they make the life changing transition from girl to woman…you know on the mission her biology has planned for her ever since she got her period…and you think to yourself “disgusting” or “scary” or “why the fuck do people jerk off to ready to drop porn”….but then you come across a hot pregnant chick, and it all suddenly makes sense, and you get it and understand what they have been talking about….well, Jessica Simpson isn’t that girl, if anything, she’s the disgusting kind that makes you fear having a family of your own cuz you’d have to face that fatness for 9 months, telling your wife you’re better off adopting, or better yet, divorcing your wife and turning to a life of fucking hookers… Here’s Jessica Simpson looking like some kind of clown….
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Jessica Simpson is Still Pregnant and Fat of the Day
It’s the week after Thanksgiving which means that it’s time to start firing up some holiday playlists. Here to help is Scarlett Johansson , whose virtual duet with Dean Martin hit the Internet today. Is their posthumous rendering of “I’ll Be Home For Christmas” creepy? A little. A necessary addition to the holiday track canon? Not at all. But random? Completely! In honor of this Christmas-time cut, let’s review five of the other most random celebrity holiday recordings to confound the masses.
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In Honor of ScarJo’s Dean Martin Duet, 5 of the Most Random Celebrity Holiday Tracks
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Since news broke that Eric Johnson got Jessica Simpson pregnant long before she went and confirmed it, she lost out on the whole tabloid exclusive deal. But, since the pressure’s on celebs to shed the baby weight they inevitably gain as soon as possible, she may have a backup plan up her sleeve to cash in. If Us Weekly is to be believed, then Jessica is already planning for just that, and is in talks with Weight Watchers to be their newest celebr pound-shedder. Once baby makes three, Jess will make four. Million. All she has to do is lose “a significant amount of weight” on the points-based plan, and shill for it. While it would be a bit surprising, even in this day and age, for a star known for promoting body acceptance to be in negotiations to make her pregnant body the new face of weight loss, her camp is already shooting down the rumor. So false! And order is once again restored to the universe. “There is no Weight Watchers deal,” a source told E! News , claiming that Simpson planned to sign on with the company to lose the weight she’d gained over the past few years, “But then she got pregnant” and there is currently no plan to do so. Funny, the same has been said of her wedding to Eric. [Photo: WENN.com]
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Pregnant Jessica Simpson Already Planning Post-Baby Weight Loss Endorsement Deal?
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Since news broke that Eric Johnson got Jessica Simpson pregnant long before she went and confirmed it, she lost out on the whole tabloid exclusive deal. But, since the pressure’s on celebs to shed the baby weight they inevitably gain as soon as possible, she may have a backup plan up her sleeve to cash in. If Us Weekly is to be believed, then Jessica is already planning for just that, and is in talks with Weight Watchers to be their newest celebr pound-shedder. Once baby makes three, Jess will make four. Million. All she has to do is lose “a significant amount of weight” on the points-based plan, and shill for it. While it would be a bit surprising, even in this day and age, for a star known for promoting body acceptance to be in negotiations to make her pregnant body the new face of weight loss, her camp is already shooting down the rumor. So false! And order is once again restored to the universe. “There is no Weight Watchers deal,” a source told E! News , claiming that Simpson planned to sign on with the company to lose the weight she’d gained over the past few years, “But then she got pregnant” and there is currently no plan to do so. Funny, the same has been said of her wedding to Eric. [Photo: WENN.com]
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I don’t know why anyone would get off to girls putting condoms on with their mouth…I get that it is a hooker move to keep the whole condom thing sexy…even though condoms are never sex….except maybe if you’re fucking a hooker in a outbreak….in which case it is just the smart choice….but I guess I am a negative thinker…maybe the condom being applied with mouth is after blowjob, and not before, because condom on during blowjobs suck more than condoms with sex, becuase when sober, condoms during sex makes sense with all the aids out there, a sense that disappears when drunk and at college parties…..either way, the videos are on youtube and they are inappropriate as fuck…so inappropriate that if I posted it on FB they’d delete me. I bet this fatty wishes the condom was cake… Wow…Experienced Old Condom User Vintage Good Try Quick and Easy
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Girls Putting Condoms on With their Mouths Fetish Videso on Youtube of the Day
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The American Music Awards are the worst pile of shit on TV, It is paid for by the record companies and advertisers…making it one big, tacky ad for crap that pollutes our lives…. This shit has always been shit, they even used to invite me to attend and no one else ever does that…making me realize just how useless they are…and even worse now that Dick Clark is dead, or near dead, or on life support machies…. I used to live blog every Award show, but they are all they same….so I find bettter ways to entertain myself…like posing naked in front of the mirror, it’s comical. There was not one single good song, I don’t care how big Mark Anthony’s forehead vein is, I don’t care how bad Justin Beiber and Will Smith’s kid dance with LMFAO and I don’t care how many old clips they throw in trying us to remember the glory days when the AMA mattered….I don’t care how many tight outfits old lady J.Lo squeezes into, or how many latex dresses X-Tina pushing walmart cashier fatness goes through…I don’t care if Katy Perry pretends to play the guitar for a song she’s trying to pull the heart strings with even though she has no soul…I don’t care how stupid her hair is, or how tight her dress is, or how bloated her uterus is…I don’t care if Will.I.Am pretends he is Daft Punk hiring that theatre droop that does those in the dark choreography….and I don’t care about badly written jokes, no matter how much cleavage is there…. The entertainment industry fucking sucks…we need to make good music popular again…seriously…this shit is out of hand…here’s some pussy at the event/performing badly at the event, cuz this is what I do…. You know we are in shit when Katy Perry is the best performance of the night when she sucks….on all levels, is dumpy and makes me want to kill…. This is the one event they should have a terroist attack on….would save the day….and possibly the world…. —– Vanessa Minnillo who Calls Herself Vanessa Lachay Cuz I Guess She’s Married to Jessica Simpson’s Ask…How Don’t I know this, where was I sleeping, what rock was I under, oh right, I don’t give a shit, cuz she doesn’t matter, but she does use “sick” to describe good things like a teen girl…and she does fuck in hot tubs….and she does look good in this dress….but I still don’t give a shit….s Audrina Patridge Gets Invited Somewhere and Brings Out Her Tits…. Anne V is a Lingerie Model…. Jennifer Hudson Manorexia Selena Gomez Looks Uncomfortable Being a Pedophile….It’s like keep this behind closed doors I don’t wanna go to jail even though I look 12 shit… Taylor Swift Makin Proper Blowjob Faces Katy Perry Shitty Clown Style Remembered She Had Tits…. She also performed and looked like an pink idiot….but brought out her tits…and was unfortunately the best show of the night – cuz everyone is even a bigger pile of shit than her… Christina Aguilera Was There Looking Fat as Precious in Latex, squeezing out from every angle, which is good if you only look at her tits, so much strapping to make the pig look like a lady….Fast Forward to 2:21 Pics… J.Lo was There in Exteme Spandex to hold in her mom body…she’s in her 40s…and that makes her performances awkward at best…But the Highlight Is The Fat Back-Up Dancer – he’s on some X-Tina’s Routine…she’s a little old for this…milking being latino….annoying That’s enough of my AMA mega post.
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I was pretty excited to find out that there were some shots of a former Pussycat Doll hanging out in her bikini in Miami, unfortunately I thought it was Nicole Scherzinger . It’s not. Here’s some chick named Jessica Sutta strutting her stuff in her bikini. Still hot, I love those big unknown chesticles of hers. Nicely done. In case you don’t know who she is, I added a video of one of her solo projects below. It’s pretty clear she was one of the back up singers.
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Pregnancy…Some people think it is such a beautiful and romantic thing…the natural purpose of women and men coming together in love to carry on their genes as one continuing the legacy ofmankind into the next generation…. Some people think pregnancy is creepy, cuz an alien creature is growing in a bitch, who in turn gets fat and her vagina gets shredded to pieces….. Other people think, pregnancy represents commitment, the worst kind of STD cuz it costs a fortune…. While, I think pregnancy makes great fat tits milk filled and noutrishes, while offering an excuse for weight gain, and remembering bitch fucks without condoms and lets dude cum in her….naughty…. Here’s jessica Simpson tits on twitter….focusing on the good….of what most may find bad. While others find erotic….pretty much pleasing everyone…Good job.
I’ve been waiting a long time for this day to come, it’s taken months and months of denial after denial and all kinds of lame turtleneck sweater cover ups, but finally Jessica Simpson has decided now was the right time to show off her big pregnant breasts. Finally! Here she is showing off her big new guns in a sexy Twitter pic. I love it, but don’t keep them all locked up at home, take those big things out on the town and let’s get some high definition shots of those beauties. Stay tuned.
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