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Jessica Simpson Addicted To Nicorette

Jessica Simpson has revealed she’s addicted to nicotine chewing gum – but has never smoked a cigarette. The 29-year-old star told Jay Leno the gum gives her the energy of three cans of Red Bull. “I am addicted to Nicorette gum, I actually spat it out and put it on my water bottle before I came out. Never in my life have I smoked.” The busty Dukes of Hazzard beauty said she started chewing the nicotine gum by accident. “The first time I ever chewed a piece of Nicorette gum one of my close friends’ mother gave it to me. I think she thought she was giving me a piece of regular gum. I was chewing it and it was like a party in my mouth. It was like fireworks and ‘Oh my god, I’m talking a million miles per hour and I love this gum and what kind of gum is this? I have to have this gum’. “It’s Nicorette and it gives me energy – it’s like drinking three Red Bulls.” We. Are. Speechless.

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Jessica Simpson Talks About Matters of the Mouth

Sure, Jessica Simpson may chat about dating with Ellen DeGeneres on her show today, but let’s focus on a topic we can really sink our teeth into, shall we? Namely, the singer’s own…

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Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Hit The Tonight Show

I don’t watch The Tonight Show anymore because I don’t like the way that fat ass Leno pushed Conan out to get his job back, but I will however look at pictures of big boobed hotties taken from the show. I’m not an idiot. Here’s Jessica Simpson and her delicious chubcakes on the show talking about who cares and promoting whatever. I would like to sit down to an interview with those big things, I have so many questions for them, I wouldn’t know where to begin. Let’s start with the nipples.

“Refried Bean” Swastikas for Racist Arizona Policies of the Day

I am sure you all have already heard about this new Arizona Law where they can ask you for your papers if you’re a Mexican. Pretty fucking racist and against the American way, but it’s also the American way…if you’re white you’re good and if you’re not, you’ve gotta be sorted out. All the media outlets have made jokes about the shit and I am not gonna bother cuz I live in Canada and don’t care, but I will say that I do appreciate the “refried bean” art that people are putting up to show their anger…I used to make “refried bean” art every day for 3 months on an ex-girlfriend’s front door, only my “refried bean” art was made with human shit instead of “refried beans”….cuz Fecal art is a beautiful thing if you’re crazy and not the one forced to clean the shit off…. Either way, stupid law for stupid people…Go USA.

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Jessica Simpson Dances with Thick Brazilian Women of the Day

Jessica Simpson has a TV show that was probably her Gay’s idea to make himself famous by riding her coattails as he has up until now….fattening her up to sabotage her career leaving him the last man standing….or some other self-serving strategy I am not really sure of because I don’t care about digging deep into the motivations of Ken Paves…. I just know that she was dancing with a handful of thick Brazilian women, like real thick Brazilian women who Jessica Simpson managed to make look skinny. This isn’t a hot clip unless you’re black but I am posting it anyway….

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Miley Cyrus’ Can’t Be Tamed Due June 22

Album will be available for download May 18; title track debuts this week. By Jocelyn Vena Miley Cyrus Photo: Kevin Mazur/ WireImage Miley Cyrus ‘ next album, Can’t Be Tamed, is due June 22, Hollywood Records announced Monday (April 26). Cyrus worked with a number of producers on the album, including John Shanks (Jessica Simpson, Kelly Clarkson). The title track, the album’s first single, premieres Friday on MySpace and will hit radio May 3. “7 Things” collaborators Tim James and Antonina Armato produced and co-wrote the single with the pop star; Robert Hales (Demi Lovato, Jonas Brothers, Justin Timberlake) directed the clip for it. According to the label, “Can’t Be Tamed” is “a self-empowering song in which Miley asserts that she has to stay true to herself in relationships, and it is sure to become an anthem among her legions of fans around the world.” Can’t Be Tamed will also be available for download May 18. The album will come in two versions, one of which will be a combo CD/DVD pack; the DVD will contain never-before-seen footage from Cyrus’ Miley World Tour. Also, the concert will get its own prime-time network special, with more details to follow. Fans are especially excited about this album because it could be Miley’s last musical project for quite some time. “I have a record coming out in June, and that’s going to be the last thing I do in music for a while,” Miley said on “The View” earlier this year. “I just want to do films, ’cause I like being someone else. My music is kind of like my diary. I’ll always do that … I just feel like the music industry isn’t as positive as I’d like it to be.” Are you counting down the time until Miley releases her next album? Tell us in the comments! Related Photos The Evolution Of: Miley Cyrus Related Artists Miley Cyrus

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Jessica Simpson’s Boob Show Gets Even Better

Here’s Jessica Simpson in an amazingly revealing low cut red dress that’s making love to my heart. I know this is the second post I’ve done today featuring Jessica and her delicious chubcakes , but I don’t give a crap because I think she’s so hot and I want to spend time alone with her in a padded room with nothing but beer and baby oil. How much do you think that would cost me? I’ll mortgage mother’s house for the opportunity.

Jessica Simpson Fat Tits of the Day

Jessica Simpson is fat. This isn’t news. She’s not trying to hide it. She’s just a girl pushing 30 who just doesn’t have the same body she had 10 years ago, like the high school prom queen who never spoke to you that you bumped into at Wal Mart with her 3 black babies with different fathers and 60 pounds heavier, reminding you that sometimes fucking the basketball team when you’re the star cheerleader loses its appeal and has a downside when you do it in your 20s after emotionally eating your way to a state of disgusting…. By American standards, I know you still find bitch hot and skinny and for the rest of you I know her huge tits excite you enough to ignore the rest of her, so I figure I might as well post the shit….and that’s just what’ I’ll do… If you look closely, you will see her gay hairstylist who force feeds her to make himself look skinny as he leaches off her fame in efforts to make himself famous…all while looking like he’s dying of Aids…not necessarily cuz he’s Gay but because he looks like Tom Hanks in Philedelphia…. Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via Fame Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via Fame

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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Spectacular

Have I professed my love for Jessica Simpson’s breasts lately? I try to do it twice a day. And yes, if you think that was a dirty masturbation joke give yourself a pat on the back. Here she is going somewhere, showing off her massive fat girl boobs on a nicely proportionate body. That almost never happens. I want to nestle up into those skin pillows and sleep for forty days and forty nights. I sometimes fart in my sleep, but I’m sure she won’t mind. Call me. more pictures of Jessica Simpson here

Jessica Simpson Flaunts Her Figure In The Big Apple

Jessica Simpson , finally wearing something that flatters her figure was spotted leaving her hotel in New York City. The Major Movie star was wearing a figure hugging dress that accented her in all the right places.

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