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Ashlee Simpson Shows Off her Legs to Distract from her Face of the Day

I have never been turned on by Ashlee Simpson. The only good thing about her was that that she was the ugly sister and ugly sisters try harder to make you cum than the hotter sister or even the average girl because they’ve got a complex and spent their lives feeling second rate and second rate always picks up the slack for being the ugly sister by servicing men better if they aren’t the kind of second rate that kills themselves cuz they can’t deal with being second rate…..I figured the only guys she’d get would be no names trying to get close to Jessica Simpson, but she proved me wrong by marrying and getting knocked up by some homosexual possibly because Jessica Simpson turned fat and battered looking, making the calls to Ashlee Simpson totally die down…or maybe she just wanted a guy she could share her clothes with…and I guess none of that matters and what does matter is that she knows to show off her thin legs, to distract us from her face and to find female escort that is even uglier than her to make her look less ugly….and that effort shouldn’t go unnoticed…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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While John Mayer Sleazes, Jessica Simpson Smiles

Don’t hope for a reconciliation between these two exes, darlings, ’cause they couldn’t be more different these days. As John Mayer has been blabbing to the press and trying…

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Cameron Diaz — The Real Daisy Duke

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Beauty , Hot Bodies While on the set of her new movie this weekend, Cameron Diaz did her best Jessica Simpson/Daisy Duke impersonation and showed off her gorgeous 20 foot long stems.Fear not moviegoers, Cam’s not in a “Dukes of Hazzard” sequel … she’s working on a … Permalink

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Meet the New John Mayer?

Who would have thought the words sexual napalm could be so life changing? First off, it put Jessica Simpson back on the radar (conveniently before her press tour for her new show), and it also…

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Jessica Simpson’s The Price of Beauty: Redefining Awful

Jessica Simpson’s career has hit a new low with The Price of Beauty , which premiered last night, and that is really saying something considering recent years. The show, which chronicles Simpson and BFFs CaCee Cobb and Ken Paves traveling around learning what people consider beautiful, was worse than expected. A lot worse. And again, that’s saying something! What resulted is boring at best, and embarrassing at worst, a pathetic display of rude Americans uncomfortable in foreign cultures and making tasteless jokes. When Jessica Simpson burst out laughing while meditating with monks in a Buddhist temple, that about sums it up. Bad TV has pretty much been redefined. This line was also indicative of the night: “I thought Thai massages had happy endings. I’m wondering where mine is.” Yep, Jess apparently wants a hand job. That’s half an hour of our lives we’ll never get back. Later, they meet the host of Thailand’s Next Top Model and visit an outdoor market where he insists they sample fried bugs. The Price of Beauty meets Survivor . Then it was time for the “serious” portion of the program. Jessica, Ken and CaCee meet young women who lost all their facial skin when creams burned it off. In Thai culture, lighter skin is considered a sign that you aren’t lower-class. Another tribe wraps rings around their necks to elongate them, signifying wealth. There was probably a point to this in there somewhere, but if so, it’s lost by the fact this show is hosted by Sexual Napalm, a.k.a. Jessica freaking Simpson. The fact that she hosts a show about beauty standards around the world is absurd in itself, given what a shill she is for so many superficial cosmetic products. Let’s be clear, Jessica Simpson is no Heidi Montag . At the same time, is a girl famous only for looking like a stereotypical blonde pinup a positive role model? Next thing you know, Tiger Woods will host The Price of Marriage .

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Some Jessica Simpson is Cultural of the Day

I don’t know what this video is from but it made me laugh to see Jessica Simpson act a fool. Everyone knows that Asian people find it trashy to have dark skin cuz the peasants work the fields under the sun. So watching her act fascinated because she probably has no idea where she is and her brain can’t really process it, but then again she says something like “This is the Reason I am Here”, like on some cosmetic mission with her faggot, so maybe she does really get her purpose…and that’s to sell Proactiv to tranny pros while Ken Paves sucks them off… I guess the real issue isn’t what happened to the Thai girl with the skin discoloration, but more what happened to Jessica Simpson’s waistline and bloated face….shit looks like some botox got serious wrong and by botox I mean fried food and chocolate bars.

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Jessica Simpson’s Boob Show Continues

Here’s Jessica Simpson outside the Letterman studios last night trying to get her boobs back in the spotlight. I get what she’s trying to do and I appreciate it, but I think some bikini pictures would probably work a whole lot better. I shouldn’t complain, she actually looks a little thinner than usual everywhere but up top where it counts. I may not be the right person to judge, I’ve been in love with her boobs for years so I’m a little biased. Enjoy.

Jessica Simpson’s Career (And Personal) Timeline

From innocent pop princess to VH1 reality host, we look back at Simpson’s ups and downs. By Jocelyn Vena Jessica Simpson Photo: Rick Diamond/Getty Images A lot has happened to Jessica Simpson since she bounced on the scene with her 1999 debut album Sweet Kisses. While recording music, starring in movies and designing her own brand of clothing, Simpson has also been the constant subject of tabloid rumors and public debate over her image. And before we watch her return to reality TV on Monday night (March 15) with her show, “The Price of Beauty,” on VH1, MTV News decided to take a look back at the highs and lows of her career and personal life so far. November 23, 1999 : Simpson released her debut album, Sweet Kisses . Branded as a cleaner-cut pop star than cotemporaries Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears, the 19-year-old didn’t roll around in the sand or get her Lolita on in schoolgirl uniforms. Simpson became the pop-star-next-door thanks to her ballad, “I Wanna Love You Forever,” followed by her duet with Nick Lachey “Where Are You.” The Evolution Of: Jessica Simpson 1999 : She began dating Lachey after touring with his band, 98 Degrees. They broke up after two years, only to reunite in late 2001. June 5, 2001 : Simpson released sophomore album Irresistible, which spawned only two singles, including the title track. October 26, 2002 : Simpson married Lachey, maintaining her good-girl image by sharing that she saved her virginity until her wedding day. Summer 2003 : The pair were one of the first celebrity couples to make a reality show out of their everyday lives with “Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica.” Simpson became a household name after blithely pondering the nature of her Chicken of the Sea tuna. At the same time, Simpson finally sexed up her image for her album In This Skin, which featured a more grown-up sound than her previous efforts. She had hits with singles “With You” and “Take My Breath Away.” March 30, 2005 : Simpson and Lachey wrapped up their show. August 5, 2005 : She put on her short shorts to play the role of Daisy Duke in the big-screen adaptation of “Dukes of Hazzard,” alongside Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott. December 2005 : Simpson filed for divorce , which was finalized in late 2006. Her subsequent love life became a tabloid staple as she was linked to Dane Cook, Adam Levine, John Mayer and Tony Romo. August 2006- May 2007 : Simpson and Mayer dated on and off in a relationship closely chronicled by gossip pages. Mayer would later describe Simpson as “sexual napalm.” October 6, 2006 : Simpson released the comedy “Employee of the Month.” During filming, rumors persisted that she was dating co-star Dane Cook. November 2007-July 2009 : Simpson dated Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo for nearly two years. During their time together, she became known as a jinx for his team. It was eventually reported that Romo broke up with Simpson the night before her 29th birthday. December 2007 : Simpson’s movie “Blonde Ambition,” co-starring Luke Wilson, came out. February 3, 2009 : Simpson continued acting with the straight-to-DVD release of “Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous.” August 26, 2006 : Simpson released her album A Public Affair, and projected a fun, carefree attitude in the Brett Ratner-directed video for the single of the same name, featuring her roller-skating with her girlfriends. September 9, 2008 : A Texas girl at heart, Simpson attempted to cross over into country music with Do You Know. January- March 2009 : While touring with Rascal Flatts, Simpson received backlash for her reported weight gain. April 2009 : Simpson parted ways with record label Sony Nashville. Late 2009 : Inspired by the criticism she received for her appearance, Simpson began filming her reality show, “The Price of Beauty.” February- March 2010 : Simpson shared her reaction to Mayer’s Playboy quotes on a number of talk shows.. Most recently she told “The View” that she wouldn’t be giving him her napalm ever again. Meanwhile, she wouldn’t confirm or deny rumors she’s dating Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan. March 15, 2010, at 10 p.m. : The premiere of “The Price of Beauty,” in which Simpson she travels the globe to find out what cultures outside of the U.S. consider beautiful. She has even recorded a new song for the show, with Corgan’s help. Related Videos MTV News Extended Play: Jessica Simpson Related Photos The Evolution Of: Jessica Simpson Related Artists Jessica Simpson

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Jessica Simpson is a Big Lady in Red of the Day

I think I realize why Jessica Simpson is so crazy in bed. It’s not because her ex-husband was a queer who could only get off if she fucked him like a dude, but more to do with a fat chick with a dream of getting married and having a family of her own. If you ever go home with that dolled up fat chick, only to learn she’s got 4 cats and a subscription to wedding magazines and baby name books on her coffee table, you can be pretty fucking sure you’re in for a good ride because all the bitch really wants from you is your cum inside her, as her desperation has got to that point where she’d actually bang you in the first place… So when I see Jessica Simpson, I see hope. I just need another 20 pounds, a few more failed relationships and bad dates, and access to be within 10 feet of her because when that happens, her pussy will be so craving, even homeless dick is dick that can give her what she wants, and hell the homeless dick may be crazy, but at least it will stick around for the bed and food in the fridge… Pics via Bauer

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Jessica Simpson Hates Guys Checking Her Out

Jessica Simpson is all self-conscious thanks to that douchebag John Mayer. After the singer told Playboy that she was “sexual napalm” and that he wanted to “snort her like crack,” Jess is concerned about guys checking her out 24/7. Monday on The View , Simpson said Mayer’s revealing Playboy interview was “embarrassing. I’ll walk into a restaurant and I feel like men are looking at me.” “I feel like they’re undressing me.” Yeah, John Mayer’s interview is when that all started. No one goes to a Jessica Simpson concert or watches her movies because of her charisma. Just sayin’. As she’s said before, the star said Mayer’s apology “doesn’t really matter.” Will she ever take him back? “He’ll never have this napalm again!” she declared. Amen, sister. Simpson also shot down her rumored romance with Billy Corgan . “I can’t meet anyone without being married the next week,” Simpson said of Corgan, who helped produce theme song for The Price of Beauty, which premieres tonight. “He is one of my dear friends … he understands my heart.” Deep . Also a clothing designer, Jess told The View panel about a new product: “I’m actually about to put out a denim line: sexy mom jeans !” Sure to be a hot seller . Check out a clip of Sexual Napalm on The View below … Jessica on The View

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