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Ken Paves The Way For Jess

After a busy morning promoting The Price of Beauty on GMA , Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves head to lunch in NYC.

Jessica Simpson On John Mayer: ‘He’ll Never Have This Napalm Again’

Simpson addresses Mayer’s Playboy comments, Billy Corgan on ‘The View.’ By Jocelyn Vena Jessica Simpson on “The View” Photo: ABC It seems like all anyone wants to talk to Jessica Simpson about is her love life . Is she still angry that John Mayer dished about their sex in Playboy ? Is she dating Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan ? And while she is now able to laugh off Mayer’s comments about her, she neither confirmed nor denied that she’s romantically involved with Corgan when she stopped by “The View” on Monday (March 15). “Yes, my phone has been ringing. It’s more embarrassing ’cause I’ll walk into a restaurant or something and I’ll notice more men are looking at me,” she said of the response to Mayer’s comments, which included calling her “sexual napalm.” “And he’ll never have this napalm again. Well, [I don’t need to curse him out], that’s why I do shows like this!” She added that while they were dating, the only “stupid” comment he made to her was that they should break up. “He did apologize, but I mean, at this point it doesn’t really matter,” she said. “I mean, I only thought he was stupid for breaking up with me.” So with her romance with Mayer behind her, is she dating Corgan, who helped her on the track for her new VH1 show, “The Price of Beauty” ? “I can’t meet anybody! I’m marrying them the next week,” she said. “Billy is one of my dear friends and he did help arrange the song. He understands my heart and knew what I wanted to do.” Not only did she address her weight again , as well as her new TV show, she also looked to the future, which she hopes will include kids. “I can’t wait to have kids. Well, honestly, if I don’t have kids by the time I’m 40, my best friend [and hairstylist] Ken Paves and I are going to have children,” she said. “Oh no! I’m not pregnant!” Related Photos A Look Back: John Mayer And Jessica Simpson Related Artists Jessica Simpson John Mayer

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Jessica Simpson Says ‘Good Morning America’

Jessica Simpson arrived at Good Morning America this morning. The blonde bombshell is promoting her new VH1 show The Price of Beauty and has been making the rounds all over New York City. Has anyone checked out her show yet?

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Billy Corgan Is the Guy Who Lets You Cry on His Shoulder, Then Cops a Feel [Dating Games]

Jessica Simpson refuses to call Billy Corgan her boyfriend, but “If I am going through a hard time I definitely would talk to Billy.” She has fallen for the oldest romantic gambit in the book: the Sneaky Nice Guy Lover . It’s the seventh mystery of the celebrity world: How does Billy Corgan keep scoring hot chicks? The whitest, baldest man in the world has been linked to Jessica Simpson, Helena Christensen, Tila Tequila, various hot indie musicians , and a hot weather girl . Most recently, after Billy lambasted Jessica’s mean ex John Mayer to Rolling Stone , Jess gave a glowing statement to E!’s Marc Malkin about her “very loyal friend” Billy: “Billy is a dear dear friend of mine,” Simpson tells me. “If I am going through a hard time I definitely would talk to Billy. He always has the best words. Billy is a loyal friend—a very loyal friend. And that’s nice to have these days.” Now we know how Billy does it: He is a Sneaky Nice Guy Lover*, the kind who lets you cry on your shoulder, then cops a feel. He will listen to you whine about your mean ex-boyfriend and say you deserve someone better, someone who will respect you—someone like him.** You will fall for it because you like to be flattered. You will lead him on under the guise of “platonic friends.” Maybe you will use the phrase “like a brother.” But notice how he never denies the relationship; he will let the rumor mill churn. He will linger in the background, floating like a ghost in the corner of photographs. He will put up with your tomfoolery and juvenile antics because he knows that, if he waits long enough, in a moment of weakness you will cave in. Then he will make you his sneaky needy fuck buddy, or his sneaky needy girlfriend, or his sneaky needy wife. As far as sneaky lover gambits go, you may think, the one’s not so bad. He’s better than the handsome jackass you used to date. But this is the sneaky logic of the Sneaky Nice Guy Lover, who may be fooling himself as much as he is fooling you. For a relationship that is sneaked is not a relationship freely chosen, and breaking free from your sneaky nice guy/sneaky needy girl dichotomy is next to impossible. So look out, Jessica, and quit deluding yourself. That “dear friend” is going to be your sneaky new boyfriend—if he isn’t already. See also : Sneaky co-worker you shouldn’t let do so many favors, sneaky writer-romantic who wants to trade poems, sneaky sober people who hangs out with drunks. * Sneaky Nice Guy Lovers (SNGL) are not to be confused with regular, non-sneaky Nice Guy Lovers (NGL), who should always win the dating game. Quit dating jackasses and quit dating sneaks, ladies. ** If you are an SNGL, consider dropping the ‘S’ and pursuing a lady who likes you when she isn’t needy, who won’t just lead you on. Together, we will defeat the sneak.

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Billy Corgan Will Let You Cry on His Shoulder, Then Cop a Feel [Dating Games]

Jessica Simpson refuses to call Billy Corgan her boyfriend, but “If I am going through a hard time I definitely would talk to Billy.” She has fallen for the oldest romantic gambit in the book: the Sneaky Nice Guy Lover . It’s the seventh mystery of the celebrity world: How does Billy Corgan keep scoring hot chicks? The whitest, baldest man in the world has been linked to Jessica Simpson, Helena Christensen, Tila Tequila, various hot indie musicians , and a hot weather girl . Most recently, after Billy lambasted Jessica’s mean ex John Mayer to Rolling Stone , Jess gave a glowing statement to E!’s Marc Malkin about her “very loyal friend” Billy: “Billy is a dear dear friend of mine,” Simpson tells me. “If I am going through a hard time I definitely would talk to Billy. He always has the best words. Billy is a loyal friend—a very loyal friend. And that’s nice to have these days.” Now we know how Billy does it: He is a Sneaky Nice Guy Lover*, the kind who lets you cry on your shoulder, then cops a feel. He will listen to you whine about your mean ex-boyfriend and say you deserve someone better, someone who will respect you—someone like him.** You will fall for it because you like to be flattered. You will lead him on under the guise of “platonic friends.” Maybe you will use the phrase “like a brother.” But notice how he never denies the relationship; he will let the rumor mill churn. He will linger in the background, floating like a ghost in the corner of photographs. He will put up with your tomfoolery and juvenile antics because he knows that, if he waits long enough, in a moment of weakness you will cave in. Then he will make you his sneaky needy fuck buddy, or his sneaky needy girlfriend, or his sneaky needy wife. As far as sneaky lover gambits go, you may think, the one’s not so bad. He’s better than the handsome jackass you used to date. But this is the sneaky logic of the Sneaky Nice Guy Lover, who may be fooling himself as much as he is fooling you. For a relationship that is sneaked is not a relationship freely chosen, and breaking free from your sneaky nice guy/sneaky needy girl dichotomy is next to impossible. So look out, Jessica, and quit deluding yourself. That “dear friend” is going to be your sneaky new boyfriend—if he isn’t already. See also : Sneaky co-worker you shouldn’t let do so many favors, sneaky writer-romantic who wants to trade poems, sneaky sober people who hangs out with drunks. * Sneaky Nice Guy Lovers (SNGL) are not to be confused with regular, non-sneaky Nice Guy Lovers (NGL), who should always win the dating game. Quit dating jackasses and quit dating sneaks, ladies. ** If you are an SNGL, consider dropping the ‘S’ and pursuing a lady who likes you when she isn’t needy, who won’t just lead you on. Together, we will defeat the sneak.

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Jessica Simpson Does Not Brush Her Teeth

Jessica Simpson has admitted she doesn’t brush her teeth and sometimes just uses her sweater according to the 29-year-old star who recently revealed all on her hygiene habits. “I don’t brush my teeth. No, really! I just use Listerine – and sometimes I’ll use my sweater. I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60, I’ll all, ‘ow!'” Um, so when John Mayer caller her sexual napalm, was he referring to the deadly affects of her stinky breath.

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Jessica Simpson: "I’m OK Being Single"

Just because Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan hang out and make music together that doesn’t mean there’s a romance brewing between the two. “Billy is a dear dear friend of…

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Jessica Simpson to Howard Stern: Don’t Mess With Sidibe!

Jessica Simpson is coming to Gaby Sidibe’s defense against Howard Stern for his recent outburst that the Oscar-nominee could kiss her Hollywood career goodbye because of her…

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Billy Corgan to John Mayer: Shut Your Mouth!

Jessica Simpson has taken issue with, and refused to accept an apology regarding John Mayer’s recent Playboy interview in which he talked about railing her. Now Billy Corgan, who has recently been linked to Jessica, is sounding off on the topic as well. “He’s trying to destroy his career,” Corgan tells Rolling Stone . “Rather than take a year off or change his musical direction, some part of it is irritating [John Mayer’s] soul to the point where he’s trying to blow it up.” “Certainly a talented guy, but empathetically, it’s hard to watch someone literally burn their career to the ground speaking as somebody who’s done it.” Ruin his career by being a douchebag ? Interesting theory … Billy Corgan has come to the defense of Jessica Simpson. “For any person who has celebrity to drop rocks at somebody else’s feet like that, there’s things you should really just keep your mouths shut on,” says Corgan. “There’s things that should just be left alone.” The Smashing Pumpkins rocker, who declined to confirm his relationship status with Simpson, recently told Rolling Stone that she is definitely worthy of love. “If people knew her like I knew her, they would love her like I do,” said Billy, who helped her pen the theme song for The Price of Beauty , which airs March 15. For her part, Jessica says that despite John’s betrayal and d!ck move, she has no trust issues going forward. Everyone can now breathe a huge sigh of relief.

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Jessica Simpson Gives Us A View

Ever since Jessica Simpson has come to grips with her slightly softer body, she’s been covering up the goods every chance she gets. So these pictures of her showing off some cleavage while she trips over someone’s dog are a little better. This is a clever trick that more paparazzi should work on, train a cute little doggie to walk in front of various busty celebrities and wait for the cleavage to spill out. It would also work well with a properly trained child. Enjoy.