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Does Every Pop Star Have to Be Blonde Now?

What is up with Katharine McPhee’s blond hair? Hate it! Is it a requirement to have blond hair to be a top singer? Madonna, Brit, Jessica Simpson, Christina, Gaga, Shakira, Gwen…

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Did Jessica Simpson "Create" John Mayer?

A celebrity gossip magazine alleges that Jessica Simpson created the dating monster that is John Mayer. Must have been a slow week over at OK! HQ. Before he met Jessica, John Mayer was “just another musician,” according to friends of Simpson, who are delusional and say she put him on the map. While it is possible that Jessica helped catapult John onto the celebrity dating map in a sense, he was a well-established figure in that realm as well. The name Jennifer Love Hewitt ring a bell, anyone? Thought so. In any case, Jess’ friends are on the offensive after John betrayed her this month … How these two didn’t last is beyond us . In any case, the magazine says it was Jessica’s relationship with John – who recently humiliated her by revealing intimate details about their sex life – that jump-started his ascent up the dating food chain after the couple split in 2006. “It was only after she gave her seal of approval that A-listers like Jen Aniston and Cameron Diaz started dating him,” the source says. “Before that he was a successful musician, no doubt, but Jess ushered him into the world of celebrity dating.” “A lot of Jess’s friends joke that she created a monster, ” a source tells OK!, adding: “She put John on the map and made him a tabloid sensation.” There’s no way those quotes are real, but hey, it’s a good celebrity gossip debate – did Jessica raise John’s dating profile? Or was he slumming it?

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Jacqueline Beems Arrested for Assault on Ric Flair

Throughout his professional wrestling career, Ric Flair had a saying: To be the man, you’ve got to beat the man. His wife of three months apparently took those words literally: Jacqueline Beems was arrested last night for allegedly assaulting the former WCW and WWE great. Several media outlets say the police were called to the couple’s Charlotte residence last night, just prior to midnight. The official police report states Fair suffered minor injuries and refused treatment at the scene. No weapons were used in the alleged attack and Beems was released from jail earlier this afternoon. The wrestler – who often refers to himself as a “limousine ridin’, jet flying, kiss stealin’, wheelin’ dealin’, son of a gun” – has been married four times.

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Jessica Simpson Gets Facial, Needs Life

The Price of Beauty? Something like that. Jessica Simpson posted a bizarre photo of herself wearing a thick face mask on Twitter Saturday morning. Some people need their accounts revoked. We propose nominating one each month, and calling it the Tila Tequila Award (she’s in her own league). “The Price Of Beauty :)” Jessica Simpson Twittered, referring to her globe-trotting VH1 show, which premieres on March 15. Yes, it is a real show. “Thanks La Mer for the upper and lower zone radiant mask,” she added, referring to the pricey Creme De La Mer Radiant Facial, which costs $320. Yes, she paid $320 to look like this. You sure you want to collaborate on this show, Billy Corgan ? Your alt-rock reputation is being diminished here … Yikes . Filming the show “changed me completely,” she said . “I haven’t always had an inner confidence and I haven’t always looked at my reflection and loved it.” Okay, having better self-esteem is always a good thing. We just don’t need to see the progress every minute of every day. But carry on Jessica. Carry on.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Fucking Clown of the Day

It was Jennifer Love Hewitt’s birthday, she turned 31 and I guess no one gave a fuck, so she decided to dress up like an idiot to let the world know she’s celebrating and having the time of her life cuz it’s her day, or maybe it just took her 31 years to realize and accept the fact that she’s an overweight joke by dressing like the clown that she is, but really what the fuck do I know, other than that this costume in February is nothing but fucking stupidity, but the good news is that I never knew something so insignificant, like some bitch I don’t know who I never found hot, even though she was tiny with big tits, cuz I knew eventually her ass would catch up and balance out her horse face, could actually annoy me this much, but now I do… Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via Fame

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Jessica Simpson Gets Her Tit Grabbed by a Gay of the Day

Jessica Simspon’s big ol’ sloppy tit is getting accidentally grabbed by her gay hairdresser and I’m sure she appreciates the attention because getting your tit grabbed is one step closer to getting pregnant so that you don’t feel like an Old Maid you are at family functions since your baby sister is a proud parent in a happy marriage, while you can’t even get a motherfucker to fuck you for more than a fucking week…and all you get is a few seconds of accidental male attention that isn’t even into this kind of thing, and who probably threw up after this happened and soaked his hand in purrell to get the titty germs off of him….to forget the whole incident ever happened. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Billy Corgan: Jessica Simpson Romance Rumor Like a Cartoon

Apparently, one of the prices of beauty is big romantic rumors. The odd coupling of Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan isn’t real, the Smashing Pumpkins frontman tells the Chicago…

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Jessica Simpson Gets Felt Up

Here’s Jessica Simpson leaving her dad’s birthday party over the weekend and letting her buddy get a handful of goodness in the process. My father is probably not going to be very impressed to hear me say this, but I want to become a gay hairdresser/best friend of a popstar like Jessica Simpson . I’m aware that’s kind of a strange goal for a straight male to have in his thirties, but if it allows me to grab Jessica’s sweet big boobs once and a while without being tazered until I soil myself, I think it will be worth it. more pictures of Jessica Simpson here

Jessica Simpson Profile Shot

Personally I don’t find Dane Cook funny at all, too douchely for my taste, but apparently Jessica Simpson does. Here she is leaving the Laugh Factory after one of his shows and giving us a decent profile shot on her way by. It’s not great, only decent because she looks like she’s got a bit of a belly. I don’t know if it’s just the way her t-shirt is hanging or what, but I don’t like it. If she was wearing a bikini top or a latex body suit we wouldn’t have this issue. Next time.

Jessica and Dane Party Together After Hours

John Mayer’s “sexual napalm”—otherwise known as Jessica Simpson—hit the town in Los Angeles last night, and the seedy singer was the last thing on the blonde’s…

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