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John Mayer: Not Everyone Thinks He’s a Douche

Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson may not be too thrilled with John Mayer talking about them in the press, but there’s at least one celebrity gal out there who is lovin’ the shout-out…

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John Mayer: Not Everyone Thinks He’s a Douche

Molly Shannon Comes to Glee!

Just when you thought Glee couldn’t get any better…They go and cast Molly Shannon. Seriously, Glee, stop stealing all the good already! A show rep and inside sources…

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Molly Shannon Comes to Glee!

Jessica Simpson Probably Won’t Be Billy Corgan’s Valentine

Do we have John Mayer 2.0 on our hands? We all know how John likes to joke about being gay and say ridiculous things to paps. Last night Billy Corgan, yet another…

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Jessica Simpson Probably Won’t Be Billy Corgan’s Valentine

John Mayer Denies Douchebag Status, Refers to Jessica Simpson as "Sexual Napalm"

In a new interview with Playboy , John Mayer makes sure to say that he’s NOT a douchebag. He then spends the entire interview proving why so many people consider him to be a giant douchebag. We’ll let Mayer dig his own douchey grave below, as he recounts what it was like to sleep with Jessica Simpson and why he and Jennifer Aniston broke up… On sex with Simpson : That girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy… It was like sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*ckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f*cking you.'” On Aniston : That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person. On their break-up : There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter… She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. THG note : In other words… that was it. On current sex life : I get less ass now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don’t like jumping through hoops. On NOT being a douchebag : From now on I’m just going to pretend that people really dig the s*** out of me. I’ve been trying to prove to people I’m not a douchebag by not dating, by keeping my name out of Us Weekly . That’s f*cked up, man. I’m not dating. I’m not even f*cking. So now I’m going to experiment with ‘f*ck you.’ John, your dating life has nothing to do with the public’s perception of you. What might make people think you’re a douchebag? Rambling, nonsensical interviews about masturbation and sexual napalm that make you sound like an attention-hungry tool. Or, to use a more apt description: a douchebag.

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John Mayer Denies Douchebag Status, Refers to Jessica Simpson as "Sexual Napalm"

John Mayer: Sex With Jessica Simpson Is Like A "Drug"

Women in Hollywood need to get crooner John Mayer to sign a confidentiality agreement before hopping into bed with him. In the March issue of Playboy , John kisses and tells…again. According to John, sex with former girlfriend Jessica Simpson (they dated from 2006-07) was like a “drug”.

Lindsay Lohan Makes Like… Jesus Christ?

On one hand, Lindsay Lohan posing like Jesus Christ is sacrilegious and appalling. On the other, it’s understandable. After all, think of how many times this unemployed actress has heard her name associated with the son of God: Jesus Christ, Lindsay Lohan is insane! Jesus Christ, Lindsay Lohan is thin! Jesus Christ, Lindsay Lohan is desperate for attention! Can you really blame the train wreck, therefore, for making like this figure on the cover of French fashion magazine Purple ? Check it out: Lindsay Lohan as Jesus: Insulting or accurate? This cover shot comes on the heels of Lindsay throwing a drink in ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s face, but that incident makes more sense now. She likely thought it was holy water.

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Lindsay Lohan Makes Like… Jesus Christ?

Tony Romo and Candice Crawford: Dating, Possibly Getting Engaged Soon

He already took a big step in life by winning a playoff game (singular) this year. Could the Dallas Cowboys quarterback be stepping it up off the field too? Rumors are swirling again that Tony Romo and Candice Crawford, who were linked last year , are not just dating again, but ready to walk down the aisle. Back in December, Candice Crawford was spotted sporting something shiny and diamond-like on her finger, but colleagues shot down engagement rumors. However, friends close to the Dallas power couple are now saying that Tony and Candice, sister of Gossip Girl star Chace, really are getting that serious. Tony Romo is pumped about Candice Crawford. Deservedly so! “Tony’s ready to make the next step,” a friend of the hunky QB tells E! about the cute former Miss Missouri and current Dallas-area sports journalist. “They’ll move in together,” adds the sports (and relationship) insider, “because he’s telling friends he’s most likely going to pop the question… soon.” Whoa. Perhaps Tony has learned from past, public courtships with Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson that he should keep things a bit more under wraps. We applaud that … as well as his taste in women. Well, looks-wise. Jessica was kinda painful by the end, which was a big reason why he dumped her.

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Tony Romo and Candice Crawford: Dating, Possibly Getting Engaged Soon

Lacey Brown: Back For More on American Idol

When Lacey Brown auditioned for American Idol last year, she sat next to eventual finalist Megan Joy in the cut room and was told by Randy Jackson that it was the end of the road. Ha! Shows what Randy knows. Brown is back on the show, receiving a golden ticket following her latest try out in Orlando

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Lacey Brown: Back For More on American Idol

Joe Simpson Developing Comedy Based on His Life

Joe Simpson, father and pimp of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, is developing a television comedy for Nickelodeon based on his life raising two daughters. Yes, we’re serious .

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Jessica Simpson’s Life the Stuff of Comedy?

Hasn’t Jessica Simpson been through enough? Now we hear Joe Simpson, father of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson Wentz, is developing a television comedy for Nickelodeon based on his life…

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Jessica Simpson’s Life the Stuff of Comedy?