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Jessica Simpson CLunky with her Big Tits of the Day

Here’s some sturdy as fuck Jessica Simpson…all big tits…old and heavy big tits…with strong legs used to carry around the big tits…that aren’t bit tits that were lost in her million dollar Weight Watcher campaign…that took her from obese to this…billionaire clothing empire super star who can’t add 2 plus 2…but you don’t need to when you’ve got a team of people exploiting you to make as much money as they can off her…good deal…for everyone involved…even us..cuz we get to see them big ol’ tits… She looks all bow-legged like she’s ridden one too many ponies…or maybe she’s just trying not to shit herself from all the laxatives she takes to compensate for that texan BBQ emotional eating…who knows. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson CLunky with her Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson CLunky with her Big Tits of the Day

Here’s some sturdy as fuck Jessica Simpson…all big tits…old and heavy big tits…with strong legs used to carry around the big tits…that aren’t bit tits that were lost in her million dollar Weight Watcher campaign…that took her from obese to this…billionaire clothing empire super star who can’t add 2 plus 2…but you don’t need to when you’ve got a team of people exploiting you to make as much money as they can off her…good deal…for everyone involved…even us..cuz we get to see them big ol’ tits… She looks all bow-legged like she’s ridden one too many ponies…or maybe she’s just trying not to shit herself from all the laxatives she takes to compensate for that texan BBQ emotional eating…who knows. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson CLunky with her Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Game Calls Meek Mill ‘Nicki Minaj’s Sideshow’ On Dis Track ‘Pest Control’

The Game has dropped another new Meek Mill dis track, “Pest Control.”

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13 Stars Who Inspired Your Streaky Highlights Phase

Mary-Kate Olsen, Kelly Clarkson, and Jessica Simpson were just a few of those responsible for your mid-2000s chunky highlights.

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25 Celebrity Baby Announcements That Made Us Smile

I'm pregnant! These famous females didn't want to reveal the biggest news of their lives with two simple words. They wanted to be fun and creative, posting throwback photos… using their pets… sharing snapshots of their existing children hyping a sibling to come… or giving fans a look at the test-based evidence. Click around below to gauge how various celebrities made their exciting announcements to the world. Whose original reveal do you like best? 1. Olivia Wilde Pregnancy Announcement How cute is this?!? Look at the way in which Olivia Wilde announced she is pregnant with another child! 2. Gwen Stefani How did Gwen Stefani announce her third child? Via this photo and the caption: “I was ready to hand over the crown. but I guess I am still queen of the house. #itsaboy #surroundedbyboys.” 3. Kendra Wilkinson It’s positive, alright! Kendra Wilkinson gave followers photographic evidence of her second baby. 4. Stacy Keibler Very well played, Stacy Keibler. Yup, this is a photo of a bun in an oven. 5. Fergie AWWW, Fergie! The singer announced she and Josh Duhamel were expecting via a throwback photo of the couple and the caption: “Josh & Me & BABY makes three!!! #mylovelybabybump.” 6. Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson used adorable daughter Maxwell to announced that she was pregnant with her second baby. Someone is gonna be a big sis! View Slideshow

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Jessica Simpson’s Lazy Workout Video of the Day

Jessica Simpson posted this fitness video because she’s not 300 pounds anymore – so she’s clearly someone who knows fitness, thanks to trainers and personal chefs and a million dollar weight watcher contracts that depended on her getting in shape, she even tried to get pregnant to get out of it..but she powered through – is still chubby, probably got some liposuction or stomach stapling – because based on her warm-up video for her fat audience that shop the Jessica Simpson collection at Walmart or Target – she’s never actually worked out before…she looks awkward and confused “this isn’t a turkey leg or pizza slice or baby back ribs, what do I do with it”…. But weirdly enough, I still like it… The post Jessica Simpson’s Lazy Workout Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Simpson went on some Couples Retreat to French Polynesia – where she got to show off her mid 30s fat girl tits in a bikini….and it spoke to my soul…I mean the way she’s bushing out of her top like a mom of two who was once 250 lbs before getting paid a million dollars to lose the weight – all sloppy and delicious – looking like she could suffocate on them, or at least have sleep apnea because of them, in a moderate but sex as fuck disability…. I don’t know why, I blame fever, alcoholism, early onslaught dementia or a lack of a mother but the last month I’ve been obsessed with monster tits, which often times come on monster sized women, and with every monster tit pic I see I think “those tits are big enough, we need more tit, let’s go back to the tit”…a natural tit so big it’s gross…is a direct line to my penis even though my penis needs an extension….if you know what I mean – if you don’t – you were clearly never a receptionist… Yes. I talk receptionists when looking at big sloppy Jessica Simpson fat girls tits she kept…it adds to the fetish. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PCIS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner: Freaking Out Over Wildfire in Calabasas!

A wildfire struck the community of Calabasas, California yesterday, and Kylie Jenner was right in the thick of it. In a series of Snapchat posts, the young Jenner appeared to be terrified about the fire. “There's a fire next to my house!” she exclaims in the background of the first snap, depicting a rising cloud of smoke behind her home. Kylie just moved into a new $6 million mansion in the Hidden Hills, adjacent Calabasas and down the street from mom Kris Jenner and sister Kim Kardashian. In a second snap, she asks whether she will have to evacuate her home. The fire, which has torched more than 500 acres so far, has forced the evacuation of about 3,700 homes in the area, according to CNN. Kylie's sister Khloe Kardashian saw the post and replied with a snap of her own, featuring a close-up view of the smoke from her own house. “No, Kylie, you won't have to evacuate, because it's closer to my house than yours, sadly,” said Khloe. “So let's pray nobody has to evacuate.” Kylie continued to share videos of the billowing smoke as she grew increasingly more nervous. “This is our city. We were born and raised in Calabasas,” she told fans. “This can not go down!” The affluent region of Los Angeles county is home to a number of celebrities, including Jessica Simpson, Katie Holmes and Justin Bieber. Yesterday, Ellen DeGeneres Instagrammed a photo of a firefighter, her wife Portia de Rossi's brother, thanking the team for their work. “Sending thanks to Portia's brother, Michael and all the firefighters & rescue workers on the scene of this dangerous fire in Calabasas,” she wrote. Kris Jenner reposted the pic, thanking the firefighters for keeping them safe. See Kylie's snaps in the video captured by HollywoodLife below:  

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Jessica Simpson’s Memorial Day Tits of the Day

Remember Jessica Simpson for Memorial Day – showing you all that is right with America, that a woman with a pervert dad with GOD on his side can become a billionaire all while being dumb as fuck – all because of these big veiny, recently fit, old, mom massive tits…with a surprisingly flat weight watchers sponsored stomach… This is the American Dream…in action..so fertile…reminding me of everything wrong in my life because my fat wife is a morbidly obese woman with small tits…not a fat chick who managed to keep her tits after losing the fat tits….and the last natural tits I’ve grabbed were so long ago as all strippers I pay are implants…what a tease. The post Jessica Simpson’s Memorial Day Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson in a Biking of the Day

Jessica Simpson has a billion dollar clothing brand that she built off a billion dollar record / music and reality TV star career….and in keeping her brand name alive she sometimes is forced into doing shoots for the site…you know “Push them products, the fat chicks who buy this garbage want to see her, that’s why they wear her name on their plus sized elastic waistband pants”….so now that she’s not fat and there is photoshop they make her get her sloppy mom body in a one piece…that is not as bad as it was thanks to a million dollar Weight Watchers campaign, ut that is still fucking busty even though they photoshop the shit out of it…and they use some lookalike Jessica Simpson, still youthful, for all the other fucking pics… So these are the three that made the cut to make the brand seem relevant and alive and to make Jessica Simpson seem connected to connect with the trash who buy this shit..and there’s a lot of trash who buy this shit…. Video: The post Jessica Simpson in a Biking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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