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Jessica Alba Is Hot Just Alright Looking

I’ve been somewhat disappointed in the last few dozen or so Jessica Alba pictures I’ve had on the site, she’s a hot piece of ass and should be shown off, here she is looking like she’s on shore leave from the cruise liner she’s been working on. What the hell? She looks like she’s going clamming on Nantucket, and I don’t mean that in a sexual lesbian fantasy kind of way. I blame the kid, I know it’s not nice to point fingers at children, but if that kid never showed up things would be a lot hotter on the Jessica Alba front.

Olive Uniacke Rumored as Danielle Radcliffe Girlfriend

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe didn’t celebrate his 21st birthday alone last month. The actor was spotted out with Olive Uniacke, the stepdaughter of David Heyman, who has produced many of the Harry Potter movies. According to a source, speaking to London’s The Daily Mail : “Olive and Dan have known each other a long time… They were close a few years ago but the relationship fizzled out then. Even so, they have always remained friends. And in the last few months they have grown closer again.” Uniacke, studied at the Gordonstoun school in Scotland, the same institution that educated Prince Charles. Moreover, this 19-year old knows how to party! “Olive is renowned for holding some of the best house parties, really great bashes,” said the insider. “She can be quite wild. She loves to drink champagne, particularly Moet, and she chain-smokes Camel cigarettes. She also loves to go nightclubbing.” This is all terrible news for Ginny Weasley, of course. How can Ron’s sister’s possibly compete with all that?!?

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Fashion Face-Off: Jessica Stroup vs. Jayma Mays

Brunette vs. redhead. Pretend student vs. faux guidance counselor. 90210 vs. Glee . Many basic facts about Jessica Stroup and Jayma Mays come into play when we pit these cute actresses against each other in a THG Fashion Face-Off. Compare and contrast their looks below and then decide: Who wears this blue dress better?

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The Debt Trailer: Sam Worthington May Not Age Well

John Madden’s long-shelved thriller The Debt cuts between its main characters in two distinct time periods, which allows the film to indulge in my favorite game: “What will these actors look like when they get older?” According to the new trailer , Jessica Chastain turns into Helen Mirren after thirty years, which is not a bad deal at all. How about Sam Worthington, though?

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Jessica Simpson’s Large Back has Found Love of the Day

I used to live in a foster home and the daughter of the family I was living with was this bigger, greasy, ugly as fuck girl who I guess was fucking horny as shit, cuz she would always make sure to walk around half naked, or flash me without panties, all to seemingly be innocent, but really to try to get me turned on and into her, but at 14 years old, I didn’t really know how to deal with these things, mainly because my hormones weren’t strong enough for me to ignore how ugly she was….It went on for months, where I knew this monster wanted to jump me. I’d wake up and she’d be in my bed, I’d catch her masturbating, but I didn’t react like a normal dude, I’d run away freaked the fuck out cuz she was really that gross…but then she tricked me…she found dirt on me and realized that if she told her parents I was the one trying to fuck her, I’d get in fucking trouble, and really who would believe a 14 year old foster kid over their daughter, so one thing lead to another cuz I didn’t want to get set to the horrible foster home and next thing you know I’m giving her back massages, and despite how fucking pimply and broad the shit is, I get hard and next thing you know I’m as sucked in as Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend….only I didn’t have the choice to run…I became her sex slave and I had no where else to go and just had to suck it up…big back and all…so when I see this dude intentionally getting with this back….I realize that maybe big back isn’t the problem….and the girl who the big back is on is…cuz Jessica Simpson, in all her desperate to get knocked up glory and in all her fatness, is still Jessica Simpson and you’d have to be an idiot to not fuck her the second you have the chance..no matter how much you hate or are traumatized by big back…and that’s the life lesson of the day…it’s not the size of the back that counts, but the pussy it is attached to. Pics via Bauer

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Jessica Simpson’s Birthday Spread

Filed under: Jessica Simpson , Eric Johnson , Paparazzi Photo , Hook Ups Jessica Simpson celebrated her 30th birthday by straddling and sucking face with her new boyfriend/former NFL player Eric Johnson while on a yacht in Italy this weekend. Buon Compleanno ! Read more

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Claire vs. Jessica: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Claire Danes , Jessica Alba , Beauty Former TV stars turned film actresses Claire Danes , 31, and Jessica Alba , 29, got gussied up for the same fashion event in Paris on Wednesday. Question is … Read more

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Jessica Simpson’s New Man — A Real Tight End

Filed under: Jessica Simpson TMZ has learned Jessica Simpson has a new boyfriend and he is not a current NFL player — he’s a former one. Sources tell TMZ Jessica is dating ex San Francisco 49ers tight end Eric Johnson. He last played for the New Orleans Saints back in 2008. Johnson… Read more

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Jessica vs. Jennifer vs. Brooke: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Jessica Simpson , Jennifer Garner , Brooke Shields , Who'd You Rather? Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Garner and Brooke Shields all showed up Friday night for the grand opening of the Casino Club at The Greenbrier in White Sulphur Springs, WV. Question is … Read more

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Jessica Simpson Can’t Hide Her Fat with Her Purse of the Day

These Jessica Simpson fat as fuck pictures hit close to home. Not because I am used to being let down by pussy I found hot…but because I have seen various women in my life kill their sex appeal like it was a bad friend who was trying to steal from them by eating their fucking faces off….mainly my wife…who was actually not so bad looking before she married me…but for some reason she just decided to start eating, to stop moving, and to never stop until she exploded…..and it is one of life’s great tragedies…. I saw the different phases of emotional eating until you turn into a fat fucking piece of shit that scares little kids and disgusts everyday people cuz it’s just not fucking human and Jessica Simpson is textbook. It starts with a few pounds from one too many deserts….to slowly enough weight people start noticing…to strategic dressing so that people can’t tell just how fat and disgusting you are…from covering your gut with your purse, to wearing ill fitting pants hoping it’ll make you slim the fuck down like Jessica Simpson in these pictures.. to not giving a fuck and stuffing your fucking face cuz you’ve officially given up…developing diabetes, having limbs removed and smelling like shit no matter how long you shower cuz some places are just too hard to reach….. It’s amazing what getting divorced, having failed relationship after failed relationship, having a failed record, having your younger sister go on to do all the things you wanted to do when she was always in your shadow and you were always the focal point can do to a bitches spirit….and I’d still fuck her…but I have no standards…and fat or not, she’s still Jessica Simpson….while my wife is just fat and nobody and I still fuck her….but I don’t think jerking off to these pics is right…unless you’re black…in which this bitch is right where you need her to be….and that’s enough of that. Here she is in ill-fitting pants… Here she is covering up her fat stomach with her purse…. Pics via Fame Pics via Bauer

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