I love how Lana Del Rey, a youtube sensation who is going to be the next thing in pop music, is so happy to be getting positive attention that she hangs around awkwardly with these fans for a long time, not quite sure where else to go or why she’s standing there, only for the fans to even ask “Hey Lana why are you being so nice to us, this is weird”…..for her to respond awkwardly “cuz I fucking love you”….sounding like a drunken college coed ready to try anal for the first time…. I am amazed by Lana Del Rey…both her lip and her internet success…she has been the first fabricated artist I think they’ve packaged in an amazing way…she’s got this lounge singing voice, an old Hollywood vibe, but really she’s just a rich kid with a dream with a dad trying to keep her out of trouble…everything paid for…but clearly it works…the songs are bullshit, but catchy and better than any lady gaga shit I’ve heard…so as much as I want to hate her for being a talentless hack in a halloween costume with a fake lip…I just kinda want to fuck her… So she gets a lot of hate cuz she can’t sing….she’s more of a melodic talker like this french waitress I had the other day “what CAN i GET Youuuuuuu”….. all studio tweaking….and her SNL performance proved her inability…… Clearly cleaned up for her Letterman performance that she’s probably been practicing with all the best coaches in the industry cuz after 60,000,000 youtube views…her record label expects her to be a real money maker….so nothing but the best coaches for her… Full of shit or not…I still want to fuck her….up the ass…to see just how full of shit she is…but I’d settle for pics of her naked/in a bikini/fucking…someone needs to bring it…an ex boyfriend…her PR people…someone…
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Lana Del Rey’s Lip is Loving the Attention Outside Letterman of the Day
