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Jessica Simpson: I Wasn’t Drunk! That’s Just How I Am!

Last week, footage that appeared to show Jessica Simpson drunk while co-hosting a segment on the Home Shopping Network made the rounds online. Jessica likes to get hammered , and shilling for her fashion line for two hours on HSN is a pretty small potatoes gig at this point in her career, so no one would be shocked if she decided to have a drink or twelve to make the experience more enjoyable. Jessica Simpson: Wasted on the Home Shopping Network? But now, Simpson’s reps are firing back against rumors that she was sloshed on the air and claiming that’s just how Jessica is all the time . Her team reportedly tells TMZ that “giggling and slurring is just part of her personality” and if you watch Jessica’s entire two-hour sales pitch, you’ll see that she’s totally sober . It’s a clever move, as obviously no one is going to sit through 120 minuted of Jessica selling “sexy” gray jeans just to see if there’s a moment where she briefly appears to be sober. Frankly, we think Jessica should just own it. When Johnny Depp gave a drunk speech at the Hollywood Film Awards, you didn’t see him making any excuses for it. The dude was sh-tfaced, and we all had a good laugh and moved on.  Jessica has two kids, an out-of-work husband and a billion dollar empire to worry about. If she wants to tie one on now and then, we say go ahead! Unless those rumors about Jessica needing rehab are true, in which case, get it together, girl! View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics

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Here’s The Kind Of Super Hero A$AP Rocky Would Be

Here’s the type of super hero A$AP Rocky would be.

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5 Times Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Were Inspiring LGBT Allies

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are being honored with an award for their support of the LGBT community.

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Jessica Simpson for Instagram of the Day

Jessica Simpson posted this picture of herself on her instagram because trannies are all the rage.. I kind of liked her better when she was a big sloppy overeating cow of a woman, before Weight Watchers made her drop the weight or pay back the money they paid her, up on some 50 cent filing for bankruptcy to avoid paying, or hitting the gym shit… But at least she’s still go the Jessica Simpson tits…even if they are set against thick powerful legs, narrow hips and broad shoulders… Good times.. The post Jessica Simpson for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson for Instagram of the Day

Jessica Simpson posted this picture of herself on her instagram because trannies are all the rage.. I kind of liked her better when she was a big sloppy overeating cow of a woman, before Weight Watchers made her drop the weight or pay back the money they paid her, up on some 50 cent filing for bankruptcy to avoid paying, or hitting the gym shit… But at least she’s still go the Jessica Simpson tits…even if they are set against thick powerful legs, narrow hips and broad shoulders… Good times.. The post Jessica Simpson for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s an Old Lady with Hard Nipples of the Day

Jessica Simpson Big Tits…Thick Legs…why not celebrate girls who get multi-million dollar contracts to lose weight and pretend a weightloss program actually works, after gaining a ton of weight after singing that contract, instead of losing that weight… Only, she eventually strapped down to hire a chef and training to get to this level of very strong looking legs….because I guess she didn’t want to pay out… This was all while not losing her tits…tits that used to mean something… Now they were an old, washed up and belong to a mom…..with a lot of fucking money…that don’t need to work ever again…but who at one time was like a Kardashian with a reality show. But still tits…with hard nipples…as tits tend to do… I am glad she’s not covering her tits like the girl at the grocery store was earlier today, I just didn’t understand how girls are still shy about hard nipples in the heat-to-air-conditioning…struggles of the summer… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s an Old Lady with Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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All of the Jessica Alba for Shape Pics of the Day

Jessica Alba is still pretty fucking amazing…I mean this is a mom of two and a Mexican…and it looks like this….that means it works real fucking hard…because if you’ve ever seen Mexicans…you know that this kind of body doesn’t come natural, it comes with discipline…in fact most Mexicans I know look like they are pregnant with 2 kids when they aren’t….and not ever like this…and all while creating a billion dollar empire…it’s like what can’t this girl do…oh right…she’s got people doing everything for her…so she can gym and diet..but who cares…and look at the pics..she’s good. All this to say…Oprah has been in Shape… The post All of the Jessica Alba for Shape Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Lowndes Works It In Canned In A Bikini Top

Usually when I think of the Cannes Film Festival, I think of a bunch of stuffy movie premieres. But I guess I was wrong, because there’s definitely nothing pretentious about these pictures of  Jessica Lowndes walking around in a bikini. Yum. Anyway, I’m not entirely sure what Jessica was doing at a film festival but right now, I’m not complaining. I missed that pushed-up cleavage of hers. Here’s hoping she sticks around all week. Photos: WENN.com

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Art Provocative’s Australian Sex Worker of the Day

People think I hate sex workers, that I call girls whores as a misogynist play…like “fuck you whore, get to sucking my dick and go do my laundry while you’re at it”…but the truth is that I am a huge supporter of sex workers…I just hate girls who are pretty much sex workers..but don’t admit they are sex workers…because they are just dating rich dudes…and doing whatever the rich dudes say cuz they are trying to gold dig…as it leads to great vacations that look great on their instagram…that they whore on to get an audience…because they crave the fame…and audience… You see, we’re all fucking whores but the whores are the only ones who are capable of admitting it…owning it…and in Australia…at least wherever

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Niykee Heaton Snapchats of the Day

Her name is Niykee Heaton … You dont’ know who Niykee Heaton, but she’s a slutty interenet sensation who pretends that she can sing well enough to trick Justin Timberlake to signing her onto his label, because she did a version of one of his songs and I guess that’s what egos do..it’s like “tell me how great I am, sing my song to me”…or maybe he just went to meet her, fucked her and signed her to keep her mouth shut, assuming he is straight and that baby he has with Jessica Biel is through sex and not artificial insemination that happened when Jessica Biel threatened “baby or I go public with you and your gay sex”… All this to say, when I saw these pics from her snapchat and her name, I just assumed she was in porn or low level Playboy, but I should have known better…she’s a youtube star…and this is how youtube stars market themselves…because the world likes porn and playboy chicks…right… HEre she is doing Fetty Wap’s Trap Queen..because ride off the search results from popular songs…is the bootleg way to get famous…that works… I prefer her snapchat slutty… The post Niykee Heaton Snapchats of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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