Sometimes captialism isn’t all it’s cracked up to be Website Offers Groupies The Tools To Trap Athletes With A Fake Pregnancy Hoes, harlots, and hoochie-mamas listen up! You all were already the scum of the entertainment community as is, but this is just cotdamn ridiculous, even for you morally bankrupt beyotches. The folks at JocksAndStilettoJill have uncovered a baller-chasing bird’s newest favorite website called FakeABaby.com . Apparently this site offers women (in the loosest since of the word) all the things they would need to fake a pregnancy from conception to just days before she “gives birth”. What does that entail? Fake positive pregnancy tests, fake DNA tests, several different sized silicone “baby bumps”, fake fawking newspaper announcements, the site even goes so far as to offer a service that will impersonate a real lab and send back matching DNA results AFTER the “baby” is born! What would you like to have? Twins? Triplets? Want to see the “baby’s” fingers? They got it ALL! Think it sounds too good (or foul) to be true? Peep the ugly truth after the jump. Images via FakeABaby
Yuck daddy! Norwegian Teacher Fired For Bringing Her Blood For Students To Taste Via NYDailyNews A Norwegian kindergarten teacher was fired this week after she brought a vial of her own blood to class and allowed children to touch and taste it, the head teacher of the kindergarten said on Friday. The teacher in Sola, on Norway’s western coast, brought in a blood sample that was taken earlier in the day and poured it on a plate for the children, aged between 3 and 6, to see. “The children asked if they could touch it and she allowed them,” Inger Lise Soemme Andersen told Reuters. “Then they asked ‘how do we get it off?’ so she put her finger in her mouth and the children followed suit. “The parents are mortified, shaken and shocked.” Soemme Andersen added that the teacher, a temporary employee, had been tested for AIDS and Hepatitis B following the incident. Results of the tests are not yet in, but authorities consider the risk of transmitting any infection very low. This lady needs to GTFOHWTBS! This ain’t True Blood beyotch! Image via flickr
Missing Florida Man Swallowed And Consumed By Sinkhole The laws of nature can sometimes be fatal …. According to USA Today: Crews with heavy equipment on Sunday began the demolition of a Florida home over a huge sinkhole where a man is presumed dead after being swallowed by the earth. The search for Jeff Bush, 37, was called off Saturday, and a heavy machine with a large bucket scoop was moved into position Sunday. Hillsborough County Administrator Mike Merrill said he had talked to the Bush family on Sunday. Crews, Merrill said, would try their best to move the structure forward, toward the street, so the family can briefly enter to get belongings. “We don’t know, in fact, whether it will collapse or whether it will hold up,” he said. He said crews’ goal for Sunday is to knock down the house, and on Monday they will clear the debris as much as possible to allow officials and engineers to see the sinkhole in the open. On Saturday, Jessica Damico, spokeswoman for Hillsborough County Fire Rescue, said the sinkhole could stretch to as much as 100 feet across directly beneath the surface and plummet up to 60 feet deep into the earth. Bush, 37, was in his bedroom in the one-story home on Faithview Drive in Seffner, Fla., at about 11 p.m. Thursday when the sinkhole yawned directly under him, taking him, his bed and the rest of his bedroom furniture as well, Damico said. His brother jumped into the hole to try to save Bush but had to be rescued himself by a sheriff’s deputy. Five other residents, including a small child, made it out of the home unharmed, Damico said. Bush could not be rescued and is presumed dead. Two adjoining houses — one on either side of Bush’s — were evacuated by rescue workers. Sinkholes are common in Florida, but it’s rare when one opens up under a home and takes a person with it, Damico said. “I can’t think of anywhere in the country where this has happened before,” she said. “This is very unique.” Florida is highly prone to sinkholes because there are caverns below ground of limestone, a porous rock that easily dissolves in water. “You can almost envision a piece of Swiss cheese,” said Taylor Yarkosky, a sinkhole expert from Brooksville, Fla. “Any house in Florida could be in that same situation.” Wow. Crazy…and for those of you unsure of what sinkholes are exactly…via Merriam-Webster: sinkhole Depression formed as underlying limestone bedrock is dissolved by groundwater. Sinkholes vary greatly in area and depth and may be very large. The two main varieties are those caused by the collapse of a cavern roof, and those caused by the gradual dissolving of rock under a soil mantle. Collapsed sinkholes generally have steep rock sides and may receive streams that then flow underground. Soil-mantled sinkholes are generally shallower; they may become clogged with clay and hold a small lake.
These muhfuggas have magazines??? Al Qaeda Releases New Issue Of Terrorist Magazine Via DailyMail Al Qaeda has released the latest edition of its English-language propaganda magazine advising would-be militants on how to torch parked cars and cause traffic accidents. The Islamist movement’s most active branch Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, or AQAP, published the tenth edition of its glossy quarterly called Inspire on militant websites this month. Along with tips on terrorism, it also warns France to pull back from Mali and lists 11 public figures in the West, including author Salman Rushdie, who it says are ‘wanted dead or alive for crimes against Islam’ and carries articles commemorating ‘martyrs’ who have died for its cause. AQAP, based in the impoverished, lawless state of Yemen, has previously plotted to bring down international airliners. It is seen by Western governments as a danger to oil-producing Gulf states and major crude shipment routes. In a section entitled ‘open source jihad’, the magazine gives tips on how to set fire to parked cars, including advice such as ‘don’t get petrol on yourself’, and suggests spilling oil on road bends to cause crashes. And if that wasn’t terroristic enough… In a prominent feature, titled ‘No Parking! Are There Any Safe Parking Lots Out There,’ an author identified as Ibnul Irhab lays out step-by-step procedures for lighting multiple cars in the same, vacant parking lot ablaze, turning it into a massive explosion. ‘The West should taste some burning. They should pay for bombarding and burning our Muslim brothers and sisters’ homes and our Holy (Koran). For burning down forests, plantations and houses, please refer to Issue 9,’ the author writes. ‘All you need is cooking oil, this tip-sheet says, to wreak havoc on a curvy highway. ‘Today we have something new for you, VEHICLES. Vehicle are easy to torch. And the easy part is, vehicles need to be parked somewhere, right? How safe is that somewhere, especially in deserted areas? How much more safe will the West feel parking their vehicles, when they know they’re up for a TORCHING.’ Maybe we should get a subscription so we know what to look out for. Then again, that subscription will probably land you on some government watchdog list. Image via Inspire
Woman Arrested For Brutally Stabbing Elderly Woman And Her Dog An attempted robbery that took a turn for the worst has left an eldery woman in critical condition and a scumbag burglar behind bars. via L.A. Times Riverside police on Tuesday arrested a woman suspected of stabbing and beating an 80-year-old woman as well as stabbing a dog, authorities said. The suspect was identified as Shannon Lynn Jones, 25, of Bishop. She was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder, home invasion robbery, burglary, animal cruelty and vehicle theft, authorities said. The victim was in serious but stable condition with multiple stab wounds and blunt-force trauma to her body after the attack Monday morning in her mobile home in a trailer park in the 4000 block of Pierce Street in the city’s La Sierra neighborhood. Police described the incident as a home-invasion robbery and said the woman’s 1995 Toyota Camry was stolen. The dog was stabbed Monday morning in a different mobile home in the same trailer park, according to police. The condition of the animal was not released. It’s bad enough she attacked a helpless elderly person…..but the dog too??? SMH! Shutterstock
My man!!! Denzel Washington keeps it all the way trill when discussing who his friends are, and they ain’t of the White Hollyweird assortment… According to Yahoo! Movies: Some actors make a point of hob-nobbing with famous and high-profile folks in the industry and getting their picture in the tabloids as often as possible. Then there’s Denzel Washington. In an interview with Xan Brooks published on The Guardian.co.uk, Washington announced, “Actually, even within the industry, I don’t have any actor friends. My friends are old friends. One’s an ex-music guy, the other’s a restaurant owner and the other’s an ex-pro ballplayer.” When asked why he didn’t have many friends among his colleagues, Washington snapped, “Because I don’t make friends! Maybe I’m not a butt-kisser, maybe I’m not a schmoozer. I’m not about to go to a party to try to get a job. And then when you have children, the other friends become other parents. We’d coach baseball or basketball. My wife and I were raised right. I don’t want movie-star friends. And being African American, there were no big movie stars to hang out with anyway, not when I was starting out, they were just the third guy from the back! For whatever reason, I never befriended any white actors.” (One of Washington’s public relations representatives later offer a clarification on the Guardian story, “I sat in on this interview,” the rep said. “The part they failed to mention was after he said ‘never befriended any white actors’ he mentioned ‘except,’ and then listed Tom Hanks, Mel Gibson, Julia Roberts, etc. They cut the rest of the thought out. The rest is fine though.”) As the interview went on, Washington’s seem to clarify that his attitude had less to do with his opinions of his fellow thespians and more with the current culture of celebrity in America. “I’m a working actor!” he declared. “What’s a celebrity anyway? Paris Hilton’s a celebrity. I’m just a working actor.” While Washington didn’t go into deep detail about his private life in the interview, the well-grounded and publicity-shy actor alluded to his religious scruples and the role they play in his life and his work. When asked about his character’s plea for help from God in “Flight,” Washington replied, “That line, ‘God help me,’ was very important to me. As an arc as much as anything. You see this butt-naked, coke-sniffing, weed-smoking guy finally get to the point where he can say: ‘God help me.’ He gets his life back.” Love it, way to keep it all the way 100, Denzel!!!! WENN
The Catholic church is in crisis …. Pope Resignation Linked To Gay Blackmail Scandal Via Gawker reports: A new report outlining a network of gay Vatican officials might have been behind the Pope’s resignation earlier this month, a claim the Vatican neither confirms or denies. Italian newspaper La Repubblica reports that gay Vatican prelates were being blackmailed by people with knowledge of their network, which met and had sexual encounters in “a villa outside the Italian capital, a sauna in a Rome suburb, a beauty parlour in the centre, and a former university residence that was in use by a provincial Italian archbishop.” The network was supposedly detailed in a 300-page report to the Pope put together by three cardinals who were looking into the “Vatileaks” affair, a series of Papal dispatches which were stolen and leaked by Pope Benedict’s butler last May. The report was given to the Pope on the same day he reportedly decided to resign. The cardinals found that “various lobbies within the Holy See were consistently breaking” the sixth and seventh commandments (no adultery, no stealing), and were influencing the Vatican. Pope Benedict alluded to the affair in his Ash Wednesday homily, when he railed against vague internal “divisions.” Let’s pray the successor has not only more intellectual competence but will also have greater moral fiber. The scandal of avoiding defrocking pedos and their enablers undermined the ethical character of the Roman Catholic denomination.
This is some crazy ish….. Man Decapitates Woman In A Grocery Store A mentally ill homeless Bulgarian man has been sentenced to time in a psychiatric institution after he was convicted of an unthinkable and horrific crime committed back in 2011. via Huffington Post A man has been convicted of beheading a British woman with a knife inside a supermarket on a Spanish resort island and will be sentenced to spend time in a psychiatric institution. A court in Santa Cruz on the Canary island of Tenerife found that Deyan Valentinov, a 20-year-old homeless Bulgarian man, had committed the act of murder but was not criminally responsible for his actions because he has acute paranoid schizophrenia. Valentinov will later be sentenced at a later date to between 10 and 15 years in a secure psychiatric unit, court spokesman Gonzalo Perez said Friday. Valentinov entered the store in May 2011, grabbed a 9-inch (23-centimeter) ham-slicing knife and repeatedly attacked Jennifer Mills-Westley before running into the street still holding her head. We can’t help but wonder if this man will return and be sentenced to actual prison time in 15 years if he’s somehow “cured” of his mental illness during his time in the psychiatric facility because this was just an unimaginable way for someone to lose their life. Do you think this woman’s family deserves more justice? Shutterstock
WTF?!?! 11-Year-Old Cancer Survivor Catches Fire In Hospital Bed Via NYDailyNews An 11-year-old Oregon cancer survivor caught fire in her hospital bed after cleaning a table with alcohol hand sanitizer – which may have generated enough static electricity to set her t-shirt ablaze. Ireland Lane suffered third degree burns to her chest, neck, arms and earlobes after the freak accident at Doernbecher Children’s Hospital in Portland on February 2. Her Navy veteran dad Stephen, who had been asleep in the room, said he chased her into the hallway and smothered the flames using his own body. State investigators have not yet confirmed the cause of the blaze, but Stephen believes it was static generated by the handwash Ireland was using to clean a table fitted over her bed. Wow, can you imagine being a parent and watching your child burn? “She still has bad dreams, but she doesn’t recall the actual incident, which from my perspective is very good,” Stephen told The Oregonian. The incident came at the end of Ireland’s hospital stay after she hit her head at school and lost consciousness. It also followed an intense six years in which she has beaten kidney cancer twice since 2007. Avagard D, the hand sanitizer blamed for the blaze, is 61 per cent alcohol and comes with warning that it should not be used near a flame. You smell that? Smells like…lawsuits and mula. A spokesman for manufacturers 3M defended its safety. But Mark Bruley, hospital fire investigator for the Pennsylvania non-profit ECRI Institute, said hand sanitizer could catch alight with a “surprisingly small” amount of static electricity. And he speculated the fire could have been caused by Ireland using a lot of the fluid and then wiping her hands on her t-shirt. Ireland has undergone one skin graft and will have a second on Thursday. SMH @ these corporate azzholes who defend their products when people are severely injured by them. Thoughts and prayers go out to the Ireland and the Lane family, sounds like they have suffered plenty. Images via KPTV
Just another sad reason for Barry-O to get this gun control thing together 5 Shot And 3 Dead In California Road Rage Shooting Via CBSLocal L.A. Three people were killed and two others injured on Tuesday after a reported road rage incident that began in Tustin ended with a suspected gunman apparently killing himself. KNX 1070′s Ron Kilgore reports police are investigating multiple crime scenes, spanning across the cities of Orange, Tustin and Villa Park. Orange County Sheriff’s deputies said a female victim was killed at a home in Ladera Ranch at 4:45 a.m., but it remained unclear what her relationship was to the suspect or what any possible motive might be. Sources told CBS2′s Michelle Gile the initial crime occurred at the suspect’s home. Police said the suspect then drove to Tustin around 5:30 a.m. and carjacked a man at a gas station near the Santa Ana (5) Freeway at Redhill Avenue and Nisson Road, according to Lt. Paul Garaven of the Tustin Police Department. During this carjacking, a bystander was wounded after being struck by gunfire from the suspect, who was reported to be armed with two long guns, Garaven said. As if shooting 2 people wasn’t enough… Police then received a call of a second shooting victim of a carjacking who was killed by the suspect at the McFadden offramp near the Costa Mesa (55) Freeway and Village Way. The suspect confronted the victim driving a BMW, ordered him out of the vehicle, and then walked him to the side of the curb, where he executed the victim, according to Santa Ana police Cpl. Anthony Bertagna. Police said the suspect then drove the BMW across the 55 Freeway to the Micro Center computer store at Edinger and Newport, where he is accused of shooting two people, killing one of them and carjacking the other. Did somebody put something in the water in L.A.?? People are out there wildin’ out! Image via AP
