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5 Rounds With Nicki Minaj [Video]

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Drugs Are Bad M’kay: Lindsay Lohan Is Supposedly “Worried” About Charlie Sheen

Well, we guess if anyone has the right to show concern, or speak on Charlie’s crackish behavior it would be Lindsay, Queen of the Hollyweird crack hoes. According to TMZ reports : Lindsay Lohan believes Charlie Sheen is in the midst of a “life or death situation” … and has told friends she’s “thrilled” that he’s checked himself into a rehab center. Sources close to Lohan tell us … Lindsay is “worried” about Sheen because his most recent bender shows “obvious signs of addiction” … something Lindsay knows about all too well. But after Sheen decided to check himself into a treatment center Friday afternoon, Lohan is confident he can get his life back together … if he commits himself to sobriety. We’re told Lindsay “understands the problem of having the wrong people around and wants Charlie to understand that he needs to surround himself with positive, sober people.” We’re not sure who’s the pot and who’s the kettle but bottom line is, both of ya’ll need Jesus!

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Fox Rejects Super Bowl Ad for Jesus Hates Obama Website

Super Bowl XLV viewers won’t be watching a porn star shill for a website that encourages infidelity, or a pair of bobbleheads make the assertion that Jesus Christ isn’t a fan of Barack Obama. Earlier this month, the network rejected an ad that featured Savanna Samson promoting the site AshleyMadison dot com. Now, it’s made the same decision regarding the 30-second spot below, which Jesus Hates Obama founder Richard Belfry was hoping to get on the air February 6: Jesus Hates Obama Ad “Do I really believe Jesus really hates Obama?,” says Belfry. “No, but I do believe in freedom… as in the freedom to poke fun at the Obama administration when I don’t agree with their policies.” What’s scarier: The fact this site exists, or the fact that it apparently has enough funding ($3 million) to afford a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl?

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Lil Wayne in Rolling Stone: Reflections on a Lil Time Behind Bars

The latest issue of Rolling Stone features Lil Wayne on the cover. Need we say more? This is a man who once let us in on a little secret regarding birth control. He’s as quotable as they come, so you know this will be good. The rapper and frequent dad opens up for the first time about the eight months he spent behind bars at Riker’s Island. Some excerpts from the interview: Out of jail. On the loose. Ready for strip clubs . On dominating at a card game so much, fellow inmates tried to cut him out of the game : “I’d bust a n***a’s ass at Uno. We gamble for phone time.” “I’d take n***a’s commissary. Lemme get them cookies, lemme get them chips, get that soup. They’d be like, ‘Oh, we thought you were asleep.’ Like you can’t look inside my cell and see that I’m right there! We ain’t got no doors n***a!” On his reading material in jail : [Anthony Kiedis’] Scar Tissue was really good. I also read the Bible in there for the first time. It was deep!” “I liked the parts where some character was once this, but ended up being that. Like he’d be dissing Jesus, then he ends up being a saint. That was cool.” On the dude who saved him from more time in solitary confinement by claiming a contraband MP3 player was his and not Weezy’s : “He was a solid n***a. Shout-out to Charles. Being in solitary was the worst. No TV. No radio. No commissary. Basically in there 23 hours a day.” As you can see, Wayne uses a light tone in describing jail, but he does note that the whole experience has really changed his outlook on quite a bit. Think he’ll come away from this a better person? If nothing else, the man needs to give more interviews like this one. He is sound bite gold.

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‘RIP Justin Bieber’ tops Trending Topics

If you thought the whole world loved the latest teen sensation, Justin Bieber, think again! Bieber-haters on Saturday joined forces on Twitter causing ‘RIP Justin Bieber’ top the Trending Topics. Consequently, the search term also landed on Google Trends within a few hours. dj_pratik tweeted, “RIP JUSTIN BIEBER ??? haha…..the best trending topic ever =P i wish this HOAX is really true =P .” One of the posts that has been retweeted increasingly is that of a user called VirisDecorus, who wrote, “Whoever started the RIP Justin Bieber rumour is sick. It’s not right to get people’s hopes up like that.” Another user called Jesus_M_Christ, whose tweets are predominantly satirical on religion, wrote, “RIP Justin Bieber? Oh Hell no. We want nothing to do with him in the afterlife.” The hateful comments did not spare the fans as well. ‎ Heytherehannahh‎ posted, “i love how RIP JUSTIN BIEBER is a trending topic.. i wonder how many beliebers have killed themselves yet..” “RIP JUSTIN BIEBER: 99% teens would cry if Beiber was about2 jump off a tower. If ur the 1% sittin there w popcorn screamin DO A BACKFLIP,” said a tweet on the official parody account of the Family Guy character, PeterGriffyJr, urging retweets to spread the hatred. Some wondered why the topic continued to trend. Parmo526523 wrote,‎ “Can’t believe RIP Justin Bieber is trending, wat, for lke the 20th time this month ? Why r ppl such h8trs wait didn’t I jus help them? Lol” But, its a vicious cycle, by hate or love, Bieber’s popularity is just growing declared few fans, while another fraction of fans tried to neutralise the hate by expanding the ‘RIP’, which connotes ‘Rest in Peace’, to mean something positive JustinBieberAVN wrote, “RIP Justin Bieber. RIP = Really Incredible Person ;)” JBieberGorgeous came up with: “RIP = Really Inspirimg Person , so RIP Justin Bieber :-)” Some ‘Bieblers’ also wondered why the microblogging site would not remove the ‘hateful’ topic from its trending list. Bradarsenault‎ tweeted, “i’ll be the first to say it. The whole “RIP JUSTIN BIEBER” trending topic is just sick.” Activity Graph & BuzzOmeter on Twitscoop states,”Scoop rip justin bieber detected on 15 January 2011″. The topic, which has a ranking of 1/5 on the buzz meter, has peaked and is gradually declining. RIP JUSTIN BIEBER, is currently heading the Twitter Trending Topics list, followed by missamerica, pinkfridaylyrics, NFC Championship, Georgia Dome, Joe Buck, Aaron Rogers, Kevin Greene, and Matty Ice. (Source: http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/101444/20110116/bieber-haters-flood-twitter-rip-justin-bieber-tops-trending-topics.htm)

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Rihanna’s Leather Pants of the Day

Tight leather pants make for a stinky fucking pussy….This has been one of my more intellectual posts of all time…you know one that really inspires and makes you think about the state of all vaginas in these leather looking plastic pants that you know is not breathable, leading to all kinds of shit, I’d probably be more than happy to burry my face into….cuz I’m a vagina loving pervert. I love vagina so much sometimes I wonder what pussy was like on a generational level…I’m talking did caveman pussy smell the same as pussy that Jesus ate or as the pussy Joan of Arc ate, or as Old West Brothel pussy, and how does that compare to modern day pussy or even pussy from prohibition era…It’s a problem…

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LeAnn Rimes Looks Like a Crackwhore in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why LeAnn Rimes looks like some low level porn pussy on a beach vacation with her first pay check from a gangbang scene. She’s got the body and the face of a bitch seriously down on her luck, raped by her dad, high on pills and street drugs. She’s even got the fake tits and the above pussy tattoo. Shit is almost textbook. What the fuck would Jesus, her lord and Savior, at least that’s what I thought in all the marketing that was put behind her whole country image, before she cheated on her first husband for her soon to be second husband, wrecking homes with her pussy, like the time I fucked a hooker with syphilis and my wife caught the shit… She’s a lowgrade whore and she doesn’t even try to hide it, and despite how ugly she is, there’s gotta be some merit in that. Here she is in a bikini….Good Jesus loving country girl gone bad….cuz bad is a hell of a lot more fun….Happy New Year.

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Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman Dyke Out in Black Swan of the Day

It’s Christmas Eve, should I really bother posting today? I don’t know… If you read this site then you know that I am a pretty big fan of Mila Kunis on all levels, mainly her appearance, despite the whole rockin’ the Culkin Aids…It’s Home Alone and Home Alone 2 season, I can understand his appeal, No Pedo…. I think this movie Black Swan is amazing…I unfortunately don’t have the money it takes to go see it….but I did find some really hot preview clips on the Internet that I am pretty sure Hollywood won’t be happy about, even though this is pretty good marketing for a movie I would have never bothered with cuz it is about ballet….mainly cuz you generally never get to see Jewish girls behaving like this, except when you are Jewish and at summer camp…you know since they are brought up to only behave naughty for guys in the community, keeping people like me out of the fuckin’ loop… I think it is safe to say that today’s Christmas Miracle is these 2 Jewish girls who don’t celebrate Christmas, celebrating each other while getting paid to think they are broadening their careers, while really they are just broadening the pool of cum they have collectively filled around the globe by the chronic masturbaters…. I may be going out on a limb here, but Jesus was a Jew, and I have a feeling these two ladies may be the next messiah….so the movie is pretty time relevant… ==== Here is a clip of them going at it….Hollywood Lesbian Style….Suggestive scissor grindin’ without actually scissor grinding and that’s okay by me…. Here is Natalie Portman getting felt up… Here is Natalie Portman Masturbating…. Natalie Portman in her Underwear Some sex scene…

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LeAnn Rimes Slutty Twitter Pics of the Day

I would never have known these pictures because I generally don’t give a fuck about LeAnn Rimes…but I think it is safe to say that we all knew she was a slut when she openly came out in the public as a homewrecking whore who fucked some married dude while she was married to some queer because he confused her for a dude you know based on her facial features. It happens to the best of us…. So these slutty Christmas pics are not interesting to me, I never found her hot to begin with, I’m just glad she’s showing the world just how Christian the bible loving bitch is….She always played the wholesome card for the paycheck, but I guess we know where her real morals lie and that’s on all fours while her new man fucks her up the ass while she rubs her clit cuz all that Jesus loving country shit didn’t allow her to get fucked proper…but I guess that’s all changed…..and I hope that does’t excite you…because she’s miserable looking… I guess this is part of the reason I love girls brought up religious, unfortunately in LeAnn Rimes’ case she looks like one of those weird Jesus people all backwoods and inbred….here are the pics…

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Captain Beefheart’s Death Mourned On Twitter

Linda Perry, Penn Jillette, Akron Family and more remember late avant-garde icon. By Mawuse Ziegbe “Captain Beefheart” Don Van Vliet Photo: Michael Putland/Getty Images Avant-garde artist Captain Beefheart was given a heartfelt e-sendoff by several celebrity fans after he died Friday (December 17) at age 69. After news of the passing of Beefheart, who was also known as Don Van Vliet, circled the world, a range of high-profile tweeters took to the social-networking site to type tributes to the late Magic Band leader and music game-changer. Former 4 Non Blondes frontwoman and singer/songwriter Linda Perry wrote , “Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band … RIP January 15 1941 – December 17 2010.” She also included a link to the melancholic doo-wop track “I’m Glad” from the 1967 album Safe as Milk. Comedian and illusionist Penn Jillette tweeted , “Captain Beefheart has died. Another inspiration & hero gone. He’s been painting, no music for a while, but I still listen all the time.” Beefheart was close to childhood friend and fellow artistic original Frank Zappa, whose children shared tender missives via Twitter in the wake of his passing. “Just heard about Captain Beefheart. Sad day indeed,” Diva Zappa tweeted . “R.I.P. Captain Beefheart…sad day,” Zappa’s son Ahmet wrote, before tacking on his favorite memory of the late artist. “Best Captain Beefheart moment. I was on the phone with him a few years ago and he asked me ‘what about a platypus in a briefcase?’ Love!” Since Beefheart’s entry into music and art more than four decades ago, his genre-melding approach has influenced a new generation of folk/pop appreciators and freak-flag wavers, many of whom paid tribute to the star on Twitter. “R.I.P. Don Van Vliet aka Captain Beefheart. We wish you safe passage and return,” indie collective Akron Family tweeted . “RIP DVV, my mum got me into you when i was 15. Lx,” read a message posted on Scottish band Camera Obscura’s Twitter account that included a link to “Call on Me.” Experimental upstart Zola Jesus tweeted about how Beefheart’s music is still making an impact and being shared among young artists, writing, “Gave my brother my old, worn down copy of Trout Mask Replica before I moved as a thank you to introducing me to his music when I was far too young. Nothing he did was a mistake, there were no accidents in his music. Only sheer invention, passion… dear god, why does the world keep losing such important people? Who will fill their shoes? My heart is heavy for you, Don Van Vliet!” Share your memories of Captain Beefheart in the comments. Related Artists Captain Beefheart

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