As THG readers know, we’ve taken pleasure in mocking Carrie Prejean throughout her ridiculous ordeal with the Miss California pageant. But even we had grown tired of this story, were happy to report that the two sides reached a settlement this week and were excited to move on to other items, such as the incredible Robsten spread in Harper’s Bazaar . However, Carrie is clearly the hypocritical gift that keeps on giving.
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OMFG: Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Leads to Lawsuit Settlement!
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Tagged attorney, california, carrie, carrie-prejean, Gossip, Hollywood, hypocritical, Incredible, jesus, publish-it-due, Sex, still-standing, supporters-were, the-negotiating
Ringo Starr's face in things > Jesus' face in things. [ Editor's Note : These are high-speed images of a water droplet on a lotus leaf, taken by a team researching water-repellent leaf behavior at Duke University, so it's, like, totally scientific and stuff.] Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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Tagged 20th, droplet-on-lotus, editor, Hollywood, jesus, links, lloyd, ringo, the-resident, water-droplet
I want to know who the fuck is paying off everyone for Lady Gaga’s career. Last night she awarded for her contribution to style in New York. I realize that decision makers don’t always know what’s u and a lot of politics and money go into making these choices and I get that it is easy for idiots to get confused by what Lady Gaga does, thinking it may be fashionable, when really it is fucking ridiculous and circus shit and I understand that Lady Gaga is all the fucking rage today, so if you have an award to give, givingit to her is good marketing because the second she shows to your event, people will know you exist or some shit….but am I the only one who is bored of this bitch
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Lady Gaga Kils a Paparazzi of the Day
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Tagged america, dead, decision-makers, exist-or-some, good-marketing, jesus, Lady GaGa, Money, Paparazzi, pop-culture, stain-on-pop
I got this email…… Dear Jesus, You know I have been a long time fan and now I need your help. I am a black girl living in Baltimore and I am going to lose my house . I have most of the money I need but am still $1800 short and I know you have a black girl fetish and figured you would know what I should do?
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Charity for a Black Chick Willing To Go Topless for Recession of the Day
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Tagged america, help-the-bitch, Hollywood, House, jesus, Money, recession, shut-the-racist
Picture it..I had to drive The Mother Thing to the emergency room because my brother was admitted there from the care facility.
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More family bonding in the ER
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Tagged emergency, Gay, Hollywood, jesus, life, mommy, reflection, show-stampede, woodstock
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Tagged chow-on-57th, having-dinner, jesus, much-younger, other-night, stars, Street, under-the-stars, were-spotted
Lo Bosworth was caught in the rain without an umbrella and it was nice to see because the sun has been shining on her life a little too much lately and I don’t find that fair. It’s like doesn’t this bitch really shit horseshoes, or can bad things happen to her, not that getting rained on is that big of a deal, but it would have been nice if her sprint in the rain ended with her getting hit by a car that didn’t see her because visibility was low and because she was in dark clothing and that she didn’t see because she was in too much of a panic from not knowing how to deal with a rainstorm, but I guess that’s too much bad luck to ask for, so we’ll start with the rain and work our way up the list until her peak turns into a deep hole she can’t crawl out of.
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Lo Bosworth Showing Off Her Legs of the Day
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Tagged abigail clancy, being-as-boring, Bitch, doing-marketing, Funny or Die, Hollywood, jesus, life, marketing-execs, nobody-turning, rain, shape-magazine, the-rain
In doing marketing right, Pepsi recruited some pretty decent pussy to wear her bikini in hopes of selling product, and that’s a win for me.
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Abigail Clancy in her Bikini for Pepsi of the Day
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