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Shauna Sand Takes Her Corpse Body to the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

The thing people don’t realizing about Shauna Sand is that she’s just a really committed person to having the best Halloween costume, so committed that she got the right surgery, wears the right clothes and starves her haggard self the right amount to pull off the dead stripper who came back from the dead to eat your brains and by brains I mean a fat baggy of cocaine. So thanks to the condition of Shauna Sands body everyday is fuckin’ halloween for her kids and although I assume that will fuck them up, at least one day a year their mom seems normal and the good thing about that for you is that dead strippers corpse is your fetish because let’s face it, you’re a necrophiliac… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Shauna Sand Takes Her Corpse Body to the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

Shakira in Fetish Gear for i-D Magazine of the Day

People seem to love Shakira now more than ever because of her comeback in that video everyone jerks off to, so some fashion magazine got her in some photoshoot where they dressed her in some fetish gear and I guess the whole thing is not worth complaining about, but I was always disgusted by girls in their 30s, so to me, Shakira died 2 years ago and no matter what she does will come across as trying too hard to hold onto a time when I was jerking off to her breasts that were small and humble, in a time before her hips didn’t lie….

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stepVIDEO of the Day

My name is Jesus, so I guess people thought it was funny to make this song for me, I don’t really know what I can do to help abused kids, so I don’t like that people are turning to me to help them and solve their problems, because I have a hard enough time keeping myself safe and warm and helping myself, so stop being so fucking demanding and keep your requests for someone who can actually help you, or maybe just accept your fucking fate instead of having blind faith in some dude from the fucking internet.

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Can AZNs in Bands Be Culturally Relevant?

CULTURE BUZZ : Probably not, but when Carles from Hipster Runoff forms a band called Jesus Christ, all bets are off.

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Jesus Christ Bail Bonds!

If you live in Baltimore — Locked Up and Afraid — fear not! Bail Out with Bishop Barry and Jesus Christ Bail Bonds; they will set you free! Hallelujah! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Jesus Curtains

Jesus has been spotted! This time it's in Barbara Brame's curtains in Bishopville, SC. Check out this video of Barbara showing off her Jesus curtains

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Madonna to David Letterman: Train Wreck Better Than Marriage

Looks like Madonna won’t be getting married again after all.

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Madonna to David Letterman: Train Wreck Better Than Marriage

Holly Madison And Aubrey O’Day Make A Great Pair

Here are Holly Madison and Aubrey O’Day at the launch of ‘Peep Diva’ in Peepshow at Planet Hollywood the other day. Is it just me or do Holly’s boobs look spectacular

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Miley Cyrus Concert Protest

A bunch of tweens vs. a couple of Jesus freaks

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Gossip Girl: Sparks Will Fly

Those sparks are courtesy of Georgina Sparks, who made her triumphant return last night to lay low the once mighty Blair Waldorf. As all the kids start at college, the power is all out of whack, with some unlikely victors. Who ever thought that Queen Bee Blair wouldn’t be able to get the Kansas transplants and NYU freshmen under her spell in no time flat?

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