Yeah… Who cares.. I know… We’ve seen her nipples, the song is shit, girls everywhere celebrate her, people eveyrwhere celebrate her and her slutty exhibitionist money making ways…because that’s what pop music is…smut… I guess this has more substance because there’s a white Jewish Canadian with girls shaking their asses in it for Toronto… The post Rihanna’s Nipples for her New Song of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner posted this picture of her ass, a genetically modified ass, that based on her face we can assume was created in a lab when she got fat transfers from her chubby belly to her ass giving her that good, artificial looking waistline, that all these instagram models have…it is part of their family tradition, they like the surgeries and giving the illusion that they’re beautiful women. Just as her dad. Point being, at 18, she’s got a doughy face, that looks like she’s “THE MASK”….and not the JIM CARRY mask…the Cher MASK about the kid with the facial issues circa 1984…and her ass is the same kind of mess, but instead of being the social media whore she is, I’d much rather she be the pornstar that made them…a little black on white girl because black guys like white girls…hip hop fame while the other one goes for the white crowd…so calculated…like livestock in the famewhore farm…disgusting.. Here’s one of them pantsless… The post Kylie Jenner’s Sloppy 18 Year Old Fat Chick Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cheslea Handler makes me laugh, not because she’s an aggressive Jewish comedian who moved to LA with an ego and willingness to make it in the entertainment industry, only to end up the bottom feeding insult comic, because it’s easy and she probably looked good enough for the right producer to listen, you know the kind of guy who found her rancid, razor tongues, annoying voiced bitch behavior hilarious – giving her her own show…that got canceled… Which has let to her naked on social media, in her 40s, depsite being willing to be naked on TV in her 20s, when we wanted to see it. I guess that marketing has worked, because it draws attention to her instagram, and possibly pushes to her NETFLIX show, that I watched 3 minutes of before saying “fuck I hate this bitch”…. She’s got this “Get naked people will notice” marketing campaign down…spread that message to all..But what I really hate is that I’m into her ass…I think she’s got a great ass..and everything in my soul, brain, my spirit, my person wants me to hate it…but shit…it’s round and perky like her fake tits and if you just rip out her vocal chords, she’s worth a fuck..even though she’s old…and this is almost fucking with me, but the truth is I have no standards and would fuck a dead raccoon on the side of the road if it didn’t have maggots and my boner still worked… The post Chelsea Handler’s Naked Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jenny Mollen was barely an actor before she met and married Jason Biggs, the Jewish looking non-Jew from American Pie….who fucked the pie. She also wrote bad comedy for Playboy and rocked twitter pretty fucking aggressively, at least 4-5 years ago…. They have a kid, which means she’s set for at least the next 18 years, because despite barely working, Jason Biggs makes fucking money…and will have to pay this bitch child support when he gets bored of dating some “bro” girl who makes annoying jokes…but I guess while they work towards that, they are still into using the internet like their friend Chelsea Handler uses the internet, doing anything they can for attention…like mooning while doing Pilates, because these people sit around their big houses bored and like sharing things like bare tits and asses…for laughs…in the comfort of their own home…hardly a stunt since the internet following is faceless…it’s better to do this at an actual Pilates studio but it’d never happen, because social media confidence is different than real life confidence…and leaving the house is dangerous you can get school shot…so stick to bare ass at home…until she’s divorced and has to go back to her whoring… I guess it’s not worth hating on, because I’d rather she be transparent and post pics of her mom ass than not…everyone should use social media like this..instead of pretending their thirst for attention is any less shameless… If you don’t like that HERE’S HER PLACENTA The post Jenny Mollen Pantsless Pilates at the Home Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jenny Mollen was barely an actor before she met and married Jason Biggs, the Jewish looking non-Jew from American Pie….who fucked the pie. She also wrote bad comedy for Playboy and rocked twitter pretty fucking aggressively, at least 4-5 years ago…. They have a kid, which means she’s set for at least the next 18 years, because despite barely working, Jason Biggs makes fucking money…and will have to pay this bitch child support when he gets bored of dating some “bro” girl who makes annoying jokes…but I guess while they work towards that, they are still into using the internet like their friend Chelsea Handler uses the internet, doing anything they can for attention…like mooning while doing Pilates, because these people sit around their big houses bored and like sharing things like bare tits and asses…for laughs…in the comfort of their own home…hardly a stunt since the internet following is faceless…it’s better to do this at an actual Pilates studio but it’d never happen, because social media confidence is different than real life confidence…and leaving the house is dangerous you can get school shot…so stick to bare ass at home…until she’s divorced and has to go back to her whoring… I guess it’s not worth hating on, because I’d rather she be transparent and post pics of her mom ass than not…everyone should use social media like this..instead of pretending their thirst for attention is any less shameless… If you don’t like that HERE’S HER PLACENTA The post Jenny Mollen Pantsless Pilates at the Home Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are a bunch of random pics of celebrity, models, actresses, uselessness from their snapchat and instagram….I really didn’t put too much effort into this, I am napping, so there’s a mix of all kinds of shit…I avoided the straight up instagram models I like to avoid and I forgot the names of most people, models, you probably jerk off to…so take this half assed list….and remember all lists on the internet are clickbait, half assed, lazy, put together quickly because no one actually cares about journalism, not to mention, if you like a celebrity bitch, you probably follow her and don’t need me shitting on her over a blog to see this shit…right…right…. 1- Bar Refaeli Pregnancy….which seems to be a common thread that people announce their pregnancy on social media….so Bar Refaeli is pregnant….something that usually happens to Jewish girls at 30….I wonder how many pregnancy test companies she pitched to get this pic… 2- Izabel Goulart doing Fitness Porn…because she’s a half naked model…and making guys jerk off in the least porny, wholesome way is her thing… 3- Maria Menounos – Not Famous for very much, but white trash like her and you’re white trash, but in a Bikini 4- Anastasia Ashley…because heels in a slutty gold bikini with champange is pretty good NYE concept “art” 5- Lena Dunham….crass, fat, vile, disgusting, Terrifying 6- ELiza Dushku – Because it was Her Birthday…she’s 100. 7 – Melissa Reeves – Because I don’t know who or what the fuck she is… 8- Keke Palmer – Because 2015 was the Year of Black Lives Matter, 2016 the year of Blacklives in Bikinis Matter 9- Ashley Tisdale – Feet for the Foot Fetishists…and Tonya… 10- Nicola Peltz – Who isn’t famous but who is a rich kid and who was in Transformers replacing Megan Fox, therefore famous enough for her ass to get on this site… 11 – Bella Thorne – and friends…including her slutty coattail riding sister because she’s the new Lohan and in being the new Lohan – people are obsessed 12- Lindsay Lohan – “Happy New Years beautiful lands of the world that we visit, Mother Nature and Earth. God bless All in this year to come. Love and Live” and “God bless all and #happy2016 may us all have a full, loving, giving and prosperous new year!!!! ” – Crazy bitch.. A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Dec 30, 2015 at 4:28am PST 13- Maitland Ward because she is also about as relevant as Lohan…busty redhead child star gone mad…. 14- Micaela Schaefer because she’s about as relevant as Maitland Ward and they use the same fame whoring tactics… 15- Hayley Joel Osment Playing His Sister Emily because it is more marketable… 16- Nadine Velazque – Clever….. 17- Jamie Chung – Flashing in the Snow… 18- Emmy Rossum – Awkward as Fuck 19- Britney Spears…Still Crazy….begging for you to help her escape. 20- Jessica Alba – bottom feeding and peddling her own bullshit products to increase sales like the puppet money grubbing shameless cunt she is 21- Jessica Simpson is the NYE Gas Guzzler – which would explain why she’s half retard 22- Elsa Hosk – Victoria’s Secret Model…and her instagram ass 23 – Stella Maxwell and Lily Rose Depp – Because Hipster models hanging with celebrity tweens is a good time for the coke dealer… Here’s Stella Maxwell Showing off her Model Moves on her last hike of 2015…no wonder she gets paid a lot… A video posted by Stella! (@stellamaxwell) on Dec 31, 2015 at 4:30pm PST 24 – Nina Agdal Finds Her True Purpose in the World….”Im very disappointed in all of you!!! Apparently you dont care for my food, travel or work out pictures. I hope to find my pants in 2016!!” 25- Shay Mitchell – Because she’s in a bikini and on a popular TV Show 26- Lindsay Pelas – Because she’s got huge tits and a lot of followers on instagram because of her huge tits.. 27 – Charlotte McKinney – Because she’s also got huge tits and a lot of follower, even TV show deals because of her huge tits… 28- Alessandra Ambrosio – Frenching Some Dude I assume she had her kids with, but even if she didn’t, is probably rich because models are hookers or at least a variation of hooker… 29- Bieber choking out a bitch trying to use him for followers…then the bitch choking out Bieber…because Gender Equity in 2016….fascinating… 30- Alyssa Milano is a Weirdo Pervert about BReast Feeding – “Almost 16 months of breastfeeding Elizabella. It’s been one of the greatest joys in my life to breastfeed my babies” and realizes that people are also weirdo perverts about breast feeding…since two of her most popular pics are breast feeding… 31- Kate Hudson High Altitude Timelapse Yoga because bendy girls, even old and broken girls, excites me… A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Dec 29, 2015 at 1:46pm PST 32- Victoria Justice and Madison Reed – because they are some jailbait the perverts on the forums seem to fucking love because they are fucking perverts… 33- Christie Brinkley – because at 79 years old, I would still sniff her dirty bikini bottoms….she’s even hotter than her daughters…one is barely 18…. 34- Katherine McPhee Kissing Her Friend Because that’s what you do on New Years…unless you have a cold sore or are hated and disgusted by all… 35- Madison Beer – Because she’s got tits and is in bikini paparazzi pics and people are loving her…even though I have no fucking clue who the fuck she is… 36- How about some Ava Sambora because she’s 18, Heather Locklear’s daughter, and in a bikini showing off…why the fuck not..right The post Top “More Famous that Me” Bitches On New Years Eve of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are a bunch of random pics of celebrity, models, actresses, uselessness from their snapchat and instagram….I really didn’t put too much effort into this, I am napping, so there’s a mix of all kinds of shit…I avoided the straight up instagram models I like to avoid and I forgot the names of most people, models, you probably jerk off to…so take this half assed list….and remember all lists on the internet are clickbait, half assed, lazy, put together quickly because no one actually cares about journalism, not to mention, if you like a celebrity bitch, you probably follow her and don’t need me shitting on her over a blog to see this shit…right…right…. 1- Bar Refaeli Pregnancy….which seems to be a common thread that people announce their pregnancy on social media….so Bar Refaeli is pregnant….something that usually happens to Jewish girls at 30….I wonder how many pregnancy test companies she pitched to get this pic… 2- Izabel Goulart doing Fitness Porn…because she’s a half naked model…and making guys jerk off in the least porny, wholesome way is her thing… 3- Maria Menounos – Not Famous for very much, but white trash like her and you’re white trash, but in a Bikini 4- Anastasia Ashley…because heels in a slutty gold bikini with champange is pretty good NYE concept “art” 5- Lena Dunham….crass, fat, vile, disgusting, Terrifying 6- ELiza Dushku – Because it was Her Birthday…she’s 100. 7 – Melissa Reeves – Because I don’t know who or what the fuck she is… 8- Keke Palmer – Because 2015 was the Year of Black Lives Matter, 2016 the year of Blacklives in Bikinis Matter 9- Ashley Tisdale – Feet for the Foot Fetishists…and Tonya… 10- Nicola Peltz – Who isn’t famous but who is a rich kid and who was in Transformers replacing Megan Fox, therefore famous enough for her ass to get on this site… 11 – Bella Thorne – and friends…including her slutty coattail riding sister because she’s the new Lohan and in being the new Lohan – people are obsessed 12- Lindsay Lohan – “Happy New Years beautiful lands of the world that we visit, Mother Nature and Earth. God bless All in this year to come. Love and Live” and “God bless all and #happy2016 may us all have a full, loving, giving and prosperous new year!!!! ” – Crazy bitch.. A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Dec 30, 2015 at 4:28am PST 13- Maitland Ward because she is also about as relevant as Lohan…busty redhead child star gone mad…. 14- Micaela Schaefer because she’s about as relevant as Maitland Ward and they use the same fame whoring tactics… 15- Hayley Joel Osment Playing His Sister Emily because it is more marketable… 16- Nadine Velazque – Clever….. 17- Jamie Chung – Flashing in the Snow… 18- Emmy Rossum – Awkward as Fuck 19- Britney Spears…Still Crazy….begging for you to help her escape. 20- Jessica Alba – bottom feeding and peddling her own bullshit products to increase sales like the puppet money grubbing shameless cunt she is 21- Jessica Simpson is the NYE Gas Guzzler – which would explain why she’s half retard 22- Elsa Hosk – Victoria’s Secret Model…and her instagram ass 23 – Stella Maxwell and Lily Rose Depp – Because Hipster models hanging with celebrity tweens is a good time for the coke dealer… Here’s Stella Maxwell Showing off her Model Moves on her last hike of 2015…no wonder she gets paid a lot… A video posted by Stella! (@stellamaxwell) on Dec 31, 2015 at 4:30pm PST 24 – Nina Agdal Finds Her True Purpose in the World….”Im very disappointed in all of you!!! Apparently you dont care for my food, travel or work out pictures. I hope to find my pants in 2016!!” 25- Shay Mitchell – Because she’s in a bikini and on a popular TV Show 26- Lindsay Pelas – Because she’s got huge tits and a lot of followers on instagram because of her huge tits.. 27 – Charlotte McKinney – Because she’s also got huge tits and a lot of follower, even TV show deals because of her huge tits… 28- Alessandra Ambrosio – Frenching Some Dude I assume she had her kids with, but even if she didn’t, is probably rich because models are hookers or at least a variation of hooker… 29- Bieber choking out a bitch trying to use him for followers…then the bitch choking out Bieber…because Gender Equity in 2016….fascinating… 30- Alyssa Milano is a Weirdo Pervert about BReast Feeding – “Almost 16 months of breastfeeding Elizabella. It’s been one of the greatest joys in my life to breastfeed my babies” and realizes that people are also weirdo perverts about breast feeding…since two of her most popular pics are breast feeding… 31- Kate Hudson High Altitude Timelapse Yoga because bendy girls, even old and broken girls, excites me… A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Dec 29, 2015 at 1:46pm PST 32- Victoria Justice and Madison Reed – because they are some jailbait the perverts on the forums seem to fucking love because they are fucking perverts… 33- Christie Brinkley – because at 79 years old, I would still sniff her dirty bikini bottoms….she’s even hotter than her daughters…one is barely 18…. 34- Katherine McPhee Kissing Her Friend Because that’s what you do on New Years…unless you have a cold sore or are hated and disgusted by all… 35- Madison Beer – Because she’s got tits and is in bikini paparazzi pics and people are loving her…even though I have no fucking clue who the fuck she is… 36- How about some Ava Sambora because she’s 18, Heather Locklear’s daughter, and in a bikini showing off…why the fuck not..right The post Top “More Famous that Me” Bitches On New Years Eve of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am an advocate of bush. The bigger the bush the better. I’ve loved bush since the 80s, and I’ll love bush until the day that I die…because bush is highly erotic, it’s natural…and it’s great to cum on…. I know there was a blip in the bush matrix, where people assumed that bald pussy was what everyone wanted. There were even homosexual closet case men who would say things like “hair is gross on a woman”…and really believe it…I don’t know where they got that from, real men fuck anything…so I guess their intentions for that vagina were weird… I used to want to stage protests outside waxing studios, as a joke, I even wanted to infiltrate one as a waxer, you know get certified as a waxer, to make girls feel creeped out getting waxes, while seeing a lot of pussy in the process…and I guess that dream is still alive, because this demo video from a waxing company is fucking erotic to me… I used to google waxing and look up videos on youtube all the time, and never was it this erotic… Now I still love bush, I am a bush til I die, but Im not about to boycot a bald pussy, because I love all pussy, and I do still think the need to wax is idiotic, the insecurities hair girls have is idiotic, but seeing the process…of the wax…is amazing….at least when the model is this girl and not some fucking monster you don’t want to see the asshole of… The post Brazilian Wax Demo Video of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rocky Barnes is some fake blogger, instagram model, who converted Jewish to marry some rich guy she’s recently divorced and has moved onto another rich guys, because that’s the basis of being an instagram model, you go for the gold, because you don’t want an actual job, and luckily because you have followers, even when you’re average looking, just willing to take cheesy photoshoots of yourself, like a aspiring popstar recording an album on her lap top, you know easy to market, use your ass to market, flimsy content…I’m talking college grade photoshoot projects for photography class caliber…can do it enough that the marketers care…that the marketers say “we can pay her 10k and get on her instagram page, yay”… Stupid fucking marketers, anyone with a brain knows this is a no body, no good, sugar baby, with an instagram account…stop feeding into this bullshit.. That said, TREATS the magazine that debatably put Emily Ratcow on the map, is using more instagram models in their 10th issue to get more followers. They also used David Bellemere, the french Erotic photographer who shoots for Playboy and pretty much everything, including Victoria’s Secret because he’s good and they are trying to rebrand… There was an era where a girl would make 20 to 100k to get naked for Playboy, but I guess social media and eager to be famous girls screwed that up by doing it for free….. Either way, TREATS is producing solid photos, maybe a little boring to someone like me who sees this shit daily, but still solid…so I’m not hating…it’s just boring.. The post Instagram Model Rocky Barnes Naked for David Bellemere and Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I never jerked off to Winona Ryder….but she is in one of my Favorite Holiday Movies…”Little Women”… The most amazing thing about Winona Ryder isn’t that she’s fucked half of hollywood in the 30 years she’s been part of hollywood…but rather that she was considered an “it girl” for the longest time…even though we all know her best work was when she was robbing department stores…not modeling for brands sold in department stores….like this one for Marc Jacobs… I never quite understood her, but then I found out that she had massive Jewish girl tits, and all of a sudden it made sense, despite those tits never been used in movies for good….but I guess saved for casting couches for evil…you know to manipulate the job…. And I don’t understand why they’re still not being celebrated, this is like shitting on 1990…harder than…Milli Vanilli.. Non tits, when you have big tits, especially at 44 when nothing else is really working out for her sex appeal…is a fucking crime she should be arrested for…like it was 2001.. My opinion of this ad is that it’s reminiscent of doing cocaine at Hollywood afterparties…off mirrored tables all these hollywood types have… This has been a minute in reconnecting with Winona Ryder… The post Winona Ryder for Marc Jacobs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .