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Natalie Portman’s in a Magazine of the Day

Natalie Portman is cute, even as a mom, but the real reason she’s famous is broken down to two reasons that I can think of, and have written before, because let’s face it, why more do I have to say about Natalie Portman, it’s not like we Summer together and I have this great story about use eating bagels together… The first reason I think she’s famous is because she’s Jewish. Jewish guys fucking love hot Jewish girls, it gives them hope that they too will find a hot one amongst the inbred troll looking ones…since there are only so many Jewish girls around…and as we know…any culture has a limited amount of hot girls and the hot girl to troll girl ratio is never favorable….always so many ugly girls compared to hot girls….for every race, culture, religion….so when they see her…it’s like OMG…I need that more than Sally down the street… When you’re not forced to marry a Jewish girl to make your family happy, you have more options…so the hot Jewish girl’s stock is valuable..she’s in high demand…That is why even the fattest most disgusting Jewish girl is a daddy’s girl with a bad attitude, because she knows she’ll be fine…married and mom…to a rich guy…because of limited options…rich guys that would rather be with Natalie Portmant.. The second reason is Star Wars…fans for life…set for life…it’s just one of those franchises.. Here she is in a magazine.. The post Natalie Portman’s in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bethenny Frankel and Eric Stonestreet: Totally Random Couple Alert!

Bethenny Frankel recently insulted Jewish people on Twitter . But the reality star has apparently been saying only nice things to Modern Family star Eric Stonestreet… because the celebrities are dating! For real! [ UPDATE : In response to this rumor, Frankel has Tweeted: “Wow #somanyboyfriendssolittletime. How did I manage to be at a @Dodgers game & be in the Hamptons at the same time?!!! @ericstonestreet.”] E! News has learned that Real Housewives of New York City veteran has a new beau and the actor behind Cameron on this ABC comedy have been together for a few months now. The stars were all smiles by each other’s sides while attending the 2015 CAA Upfronts Celebration Party in The Big Apple in May; and were also seen out and about together later that same month. Stonestreet shared a picture at the time with Frankel and her fellow Real Housewife, Carole Radziwill, writing as a caption “Took a picture of these 2 randos today.” But we guess one of them wasn’t so “rando” after all. Frankel has gone through a public and bitter divorce from Jason Hoppy and has been linked to many men since then, even writing on Twitter at one point: “I can’t wait to find out who my new boyfriend is today. Guesses? Yours is as good as mine.” We’ll give Frankel and Stonestreet a little while longer to prove their love, but safe to say they are a contender to be included among the Weirdest Celebrity Couples of All-Time, don’t you agree?

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Bethenny Frankel and Eric Stonestreet: Totally Random Couple Alert!

Bethenny Frankel and Eric Stonestreet: Totally Random Couple Alert!

Bethenny Frankel recently insulted Jewish people on Twitter . But the reality star has apparently been saying only nice things to Modern Family star Eric Stonestreet… because the celebrities are dating! For real! [ UPDATE : In response to this rumor, Frankel has Tweeted: “Wow #somanyboyfriendssolittletime. How did I manage to be at a @Dodgers game & be in the Hamptons at the same time?!!! @ericstonestreet.”] E! News has learned that Real Housewives of New York City veteran has a new beau and the actor behind Cameron on this ABC comedy have been together for a few months now. The stars were all smiles by each other’s sides while attending the 2015 CAA Upfronts Celebration Party in The Big Apple in May; and were also seen out and about together later that same month. Stonestreet shared a picture at the time with Frankel and her fellow Real Housewife, Carole Radziwill, writing as a caption “Took a picture of these 2 randos today.” But we guess one of them wasn’t so “rando” after all. Frankel has gone through a public and bitter divorce from Jason Hoppy and has been linked to many men since then, even writing on Twitter at one point: “I can’t wait to find out who my new boyfriend is today. Guesses? Yours is as good as mine.” We’ll give Frankel and Stonestreet a little while longer to prove their love, but safe to say they are a contender to be included among the Weirdest Celebrity Couples of All-Time, don’t you agree?

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Erin Heatherton for L’Officel Hommes of the Day

Erin Heatherton is one of the last few American made models, who is an actual model and not an instagram model…and if you’re wondering how I know this…it is because she’s been around since before instagram…and she’s worked for huge brands in fashion…and huge brands in shitty, sweatshop made lingerie, that appear in every mall across america for fat women to buy in hopes of looking a fraction as good as the hired models who have been thrown down all our throats…like the cake our fat asses clearly love eating…with the illusion that the bra will save the day….when really…an eating disorder is a better option….fatty. That said, she’s more than just one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex, tainted, vaginas he probably never fucked because he’s gay and was just doing it for image…she’s also tits in a Fashion magazine…and I think that’s great…. She’s a good Jewish girl…making her family, her rabbi, the Jewish men not married to 6 foot tall Jewish models, and me proud…even if her tits are a 5/10 compared to other Jewish tits I’ve masturbated to…because I have a Jewish girl fetish…because Jewish girls laugh at my jokes..and are the only answer my text messages…asthe non-Jewish girls are too uptight for that… The post Erin Heatherton for L’Officel Hommes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rose McGowan and a Ridiculous Publicity Stunt of the DAy

The Rumor is that Rose McGowan was objectified by Adam Sandler’s casting team for one of his shitty fucking movies that makes him too much money based on his talent alone… They specifically told her to wear a cleavage shirt, a note probably written by her agent in hopes she’d finally get work and make him money… She exposed him, while thinking she was exposing Adam Sandler…for being a womanizing prick, you can assume he is…you know seeing as he has the mental capacity of a 14 year old Jewish boy who loves basketball…and now her agent fired her.. For those of you who don’t know, Rose McGowan in the early 2000s, used her tits to get famous… All this to say, hollywood loves whores, so if you want to be in hollywood, you have to be a whore, and when you’ve made it in hollywood and don’t have to be a whore anymore, you don’t need to take a higher than thou stance and ruin it for all the up and coming whores… It is a vapid, empty, money grubbing place…where the men get fake tans and botox and the women like their money… Anyone involved in the industry is a fucked up pervert weirdo….so asking for cleavage, is probably more a testament of her agent’s opinion of her talent…and not so much Adam Sandler’s needs, as many people have already seen her tits… All this to say, I like Rose McGowan….and hate Adam Sandler, so Team #Rose, but this is an idiotic story with no real point proved…even though she’s not a fan of me… The post Rose McGowan and a Ridiculous Publicity Stunt of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Black Bus Driver Called “Monkey” & “Blackie” By Students At NYC Jewish School

Black bus driver endured slurs at Brooklyn Jewish school, suit says http://t.co/n1lDnf8UWz pic.twitter.com/hUrDz8aT83 — Newsweek (@Newsweek) June 2, 2015 A federal lawsuit alleges that a…

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A Lil Memorial Day Positivity: Dutch Villagers Continue To Care For Graves Of American Soldiers Who Died In World War II

Dutch Caretakers Remember Fallen Americans Who Died Battling Nazis In World War II We were so touched by this story of the Dutch families who continue to care for the graves of American soldiers who were buried in Margraten after being killed fighting Nazis. Via MSN reports : For 70 years, the Dutch have come to a verdant U.S. cemetery outside this small village to care for the graves of Americans killed in World War II. On Sunday, they came again, bearing Memorial Day bouquets for men and women they never knew, but whose 8,300 headstones the people of the Netherlands have adopted as their own. For the American relatives of the fallen, it was an outpouring of gratitude almost as stunning as the rows of white marble crosses and Jewish Stars of David at the Netherlands American Cemetery. Each grave has been adopted by a Dutch or, in some cases, Belgian or German family, as well as local schools, companies and military organizations. More than 100 people are on a waiting list to become caretakers. At the cemetery’s annual commemoration, 6,000 people poured onto the 65-acre burial grounds just a few miles from the German border, including scores of descendants of American war dead who had traveled here from all over the United States. They were eager to pay tribute to parents or grandparents who had died to defeat the Nazis. But they also wanted to thank the Dutch families who had been tending the graves of their loved ones, often passing the responsibility from one generation to the next. For Arthur Chotin, 70, who had come from Annapolis, Md., to finally meet the couple caring for his father’s resting place, the devotion of the Dutch was a source of awe. “What would cause a nation recovering from losses and trauma of their own to adopt the sons and daughters of another nation?” asked Chotin, the only American descendant to speak on Sunday. “And what would keep that commitment alive for all of these years, when the memory of that war has begun to fade? It is a unique occurrence in the history of civilization. ” This is just an excerpt, but we encourage you to read the full article which shares some pretty touching stories about the families who have loved ones buried in the Margraten cemetery as well as those who care for their graves. Shutterstock

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Iza Goulart Fitness is Still Happening of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Mar 5, 2015 at 3:55am PST People are so repetitive, so obvious…it’s like we get it Izabel Goulart, you work out…you show off, skinny bitch, showing the world how fit and strong you are because you make over 1,000,000 dollars a year being skinny and fit, and if you weren’t skinny and fit, no one would give a fuck about you… We get it Izabel Goulart, you are trying to give meaning to your vapid, superficial existence. Your contribution to the world is to tell other girls they aren’t fat and strong enough. It is done in a form of “trying to show people workout moves”…but in the 15 second video Instagram allows, just comes across as bragging…”Look at what I can do because I have nothing to do all day when I am not working, so I might as well work out so that I feel like I matter”…. And it’s pretty amazing… I am sure more dudes jerk off to these videos, that people who get inspired to get fit or to try her moves at home…because the world is filled with perverts who jerk off to social media. That’s 90 percent of the reason why it works. The post Iza Goulart Fitness is Still Happening of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hipster in a River of the Day

I call any girl who doesn’t look like an actual model a hipster model. It is interchangeable with Instragram model, but with less followers, because the photoshoots they put together are more on a school project, doing it for practice, pretending it is art kick, than for an actual brand or campaign. It is like the soul purpose of these shoots is for Instagram and Tumblr, and it amazes me how obnoxious people are when peddling these out there with the “Shoot today, shooting today”…it’s like no you aren’t, your friend is taking pics of you for instagram because you have nothing better to do with your time thanks to your fucking trust fund…. The good thing is, a lot of these girls get that the key for their self produced shoots to go anywhere is getting naked or half naked…because it’s edgy and art…right.. I guess what it comes down to is that this is the future, real models and actors don’t matter…motherfucker..it is all about you.. Her name is Heather…you can follow her on INSTAGRAM …I suggest telling her you want to be her manager…or agent…you’ll probably get a blowjob out of it…and we all like blowjobs….especially from aspiring models. The post Hipster in a River of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Xenia Deli in Underwear of the Day

Xenia Deli is a model that consistently reminds me of a roast beef sandwich pussy…for obvious reasons…her name is fucking Deli..which I guess also reminds me of old fat Jewish men with mustard stains on his shirt after a lunch meeting…and what it comes down to, when you look like Xenia, her name doesn’t matter, and even if it was a name she got for having a meaty pussy, I would be still down in eating it, or having it smother me and rock back and forth on my face..dripping off my chin and onto my shirt…because pussy is created equally…and I love all pussy…even the gross ones…not so much the infected ones, but in my old age I’ve realized…a slit, or a mangled fleshy mess…is still a fucking pussy and when it comes to fucking pussy…its all fucking great… Here she is in Calvins. The post Xenia Deli in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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