Emily Ratajkowski’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit feature this year was already a given, I mean thanks to that music video of a song that has been played so fucking much I want to rip my balls off to shove them in my ears every time I hear it…that’s how much I don’t like it…so they decided to leak a pic and get the buzz going that the magazine is coming… She’s got huge tits, that she’s not afraid to show off naked, so putting them in a bathing suit, just seems like the logical thing to do, since every girl wants a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit credit to feel validated, even if SI Swimsuit is kind of a dated concept thanks to the internet, but still huge enough because they go to the trouble of shooting all these babes and putting them in one place…which I guess isn’t totally worthless since it makes them 100,000,000 dollars… Here’s her preview as she continues to take over the world…one titty pic at a time.
Rosalind Lipsett is a bikini model from Ireland, which is a concept that some of you may have a hard time grasping, like a black person in the KKK or a Jewish Nazi, because even if Ireland has more than just potatoes, like beaches, I just assumed didn’t have any sun, because the Irish girls I know, melt when they leave their houses…if they aren’t too hung over to leave their houses before sunset… Making Rosalind and anomaly I like, you know much better than some weird mutant freak locked in the basement, because when the outcast, or outsider, or the the freak is a fucking rocking’ body bikini babe rocking’ her BEACH RIOT BIKINI ….I fully fucking support..and even follow home if I’m lucky enough… She’s amazing…follow her on INSTAGRAM
Rosalind Lipsett is a bikini model from Ireland, which is a concept that some of you may have a hard time grasping, like a black person in the KKK or a Jewish Nazi, because even if Ireland has more than just potatoes, like beaches, I just assumed didn’t have any sun, because the Irish girls I know, melt when they leave their houses…if they aren’t too hung over to leave their houses before sunset… Making Rosalind and anomaly I like, you know much better than some weird mutant freak locked in the basement, because when the outcast, or outsider, or the the freak is a fucking rocking’ body bikini babe rocking’ her BEACH RIOT BIKINI ….I fully fucking support..and even follow home if I’m lucky enough… She’s amazing…follow her on INSTAGRAM
Bar Refaeli may not really matter anymore at least not to anyone who isn’t a single Jewish dude looking online for girls who he can make into his wife…only to find that 80 percent of Jewish girls look like trolls, while the other 10 percent are top grade pussy that either have dudes, or careers in being top grade pussy, giving him hope that he won’t end up with a troll but rather with a Bar Refaeli…it’s really every Jewish guy’s dream…because it will make the whole family and Rabbi happy….not to mention..they are raised generation after generation to only take Jewish girls seriously because otherwise they won’t have Jewish kids…so Bar may not matter to the general public but is still a beacon of hope so for all the Jewish guys out there with ugly girls…here’s a bikini selfie of one of your own…reminding you that there are options….
Call it the Kardashian kurse. Or just a combination of overexposure, public fatigue and being an unlikable, egotistical blowhard more often than not. Either way, Kanye West is losing his cool … and not just in the sense of blowing a gasket every time a photographer so much as glances at him. DON’T TALK EVER! Everybody Hates ‘Ye The rapper’s decline in popularity isn’t just anecdotal. West’s concert this week brought just 4,500 fans to the Sprint Center, a venue built for 19,000. He had to cancel several other shows throughout his nationwide tour and drew criticism when he stopped a Florida concert after only three songs. In that case, Yeezus demanded that the lights be turned off before launching a profanity-laced tirade at the tech staff and storming off the stage. One can understand how this might alienate some fans … and his association with Kim Kardashian and her family may not be upping his appeal. “We are often drawn to people who have an ego and confidence that is derived from their talent,” notes human behavior expert Patrick Wanis. But conversely, “an empty ego, based on a fake self-inflated image and concept, creates an over powering sense of desperation and superficiality.” West’s talent is real. As are quotes in which he likens himself to Jesus, Michael Jordan, Steve Jobs, Nelson Mandela, Michelangelo and Michael Jackson. After a while, you can’t help but roll your eyes. Kanye West – “Bound 2” (Music Video) Or be offended, when he blurts out things like “black people don’t have the same level of connections as Jewish people,” as he recently opined. And then there’s Kim. A study released in November suggests that his connection to the Kardashians may be a reason for his popularity decline. Q Scores, a website marketers use to measure recognition, reported that West’s popularity has dipped a whopping 66 percent since he got with Kim. It makes sense if you think about it. “When putting two egotistical, self serving individuals together, you’ll create a rather vile spark,” says California-based PR expert Angie Meyer-Olszewski. “And in times of economic hardship across the country, bragging about materialism is typically frowned upon. The Kardashian brand is a sinking ship.” “Anybody who jumps on board will eventually fall. A successful celebrity in his own right, Kanye made a horrible strategic decision by engaging with Kim.” Not only that, they procreated and made North West ! A cute baby, yes. And also a link to Kim that will never be broken in the eyes of the public. Kim is also infiltrating his professional life. His video for “Bound 2,” co-starring his topless fiancée and baby mama, become an instant laughingstock, parodied by Seth Rogen and James Franco . So how can ‘Ye turn this thing around? Kanye West Attacks Photographer “He can definitely win back fans, as soon as the attention moves back to music since he is such a talented artist,” says PR company owner Elissa Buchter. “The amount of ego you’re allowed to get away with is directly proportional to success of your projects,” she notes, so he has to put up or shut up. As long as Kanye West rap songs are on top of the charts, this expert believes, “his romantic life isn’t going to crush his credibility as a superstar.” Even if Kim and Kris Jenner are mentioned in the same breath as he is every time his name is spoken or his image comes to mind? Stay tuned.
There was a time when Tara Reid was the hottest thing in Hollywood. The Megan Fox of her generation. The it girl cast in everything. That time was a long fucking time ago and with time sometimes it heals all wounds, but for the most part…it makes lovely things slowly rot away…from the most glorious of fruits, to the nicest flowers…to the ass you wanted to fuck…days turn into nights…and nights turn into weeks…and weeks turn into years…and years turn into asses that turn into shrivelled sad fleshy objects…that for some reason haven’t been informed that they shouldn’t be in bikinis and that Spring Break ended 15 years ago…for this 40 year old…or at least should have…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Candice Swanepoel and the Victoria’s Secret girls are in the Caribbean, living the life of luxury while getting paid their 10,000 dollars a day to pose in bikinis, for catalog pictures that will be doctored of any substance, from vagina definition to hard nipples to pretty much anything good or of artistic merit, because they have a formula..and that formula is to take hot bitches and basically use them in the worst way…even though they are half naked…it’s the worst kind of half naked, but the behind the scenes pics aren’t so bad…even if we all know what they are going to become. It’s kinda like marriage. That wife you’re committing to is only going to get worse…day after day…get used to it….and you know what…Candice still has a great booty…always worth staring at even if it’s not operating at full capacity… TO SEE THE REST OF THE CANDICE PICS CLICK HERE Here are a couple other VS bitches in bikinis posing because that’s what Catalog shoots are all about…tall skinny bitches in bikinis… Andreea Diaconu: Gracie Carvalho Camille Rowe
Abbey Lee Kershaw is an Australian model who has been getting a lot of buzz…she’s been in the game a while…I’ve probably posted nude or at least topless pics of her before because that’s what getting famous as a model is all about…and now I can say I have seen her vagina sticking it’s tongue out at me under an awesome hipster bush in an era when not enough pubic hair exists thanks to people like the Kardashians made girls think dudes don’t like pubic hair, making dudes not like pubic hair, making pubic hair seem gross because they are ..to sell product…even though it is glorious in a war on something that feels so good in my mouth…a war against something I hold so dear to me…I guess I know how the Jewish people feel now. Freedom has been attakced. Genocide’s never fun. But apparently, Abbey Lee Kershaw is…
Another day, another explosive Miley Cyrus interview. After talking with Ellen about Liam Hemsworth and telling Jimmy Fallon she’s very talented , the 20-year old opened up in depth this week to Hunger TV – and laid into the Powers That Be in the music industry. “With magazines, with movies, it’s always weird when things are targeted for young people yet they’re driven by people that are like 40 years too old,” Miley said. “It can’t be like this 70 year old Jewish man that doesn’t leave his desk all day, telling me what the clubs want to hear. “I’m going out, I know what they want to hear. I know when you’re in a club, what makes everyone go crazy… I know when people walk off the dance floor and I know what’s driving it, so I’ve got to be the one doing it because they’re just not in on what 20-year olds are doing.” Elsewhere, Cyrus touched on working with Britney Spears, posing for Terry Richardson and more. Scroll down for excerpts… On Britney : She’s awesome. I think she represented a time when people had a different connection with their fans, not just about Twitter and all this but there was something about going and buying a record and every Britney record I’ve gone out and I’ve bought because there’s something about holding that album and you’re excited to see what’s inside… She’s like an icon.” On Bangerz : I feel like a lot of it now is mostly visual. People are so obsessed with what I’m doing visually and I think it will be good for people to hear more than just ‘Can’t Stop’ or ‘Wrecking Ball’ so they can get the whole vision of what I’m doing. On the Wrecking Ball video : I came to Terry and I had said I wanted to create something kind of like Sinead O’Connor’s ‘Nothing Compares To You.’ I said a lot of people tried to recreate it, a lot of people have tried to get that emotion in but there’s something about the way he did it. It had to be a different look it, it had to be real. On shocking people with the video : Well, it couldn’t be the same kind of shock as ‘Can’t Stop’ it had to be like, “Woah I didn’t expect Terry Richardson and I didn’t expect all this.” It has to be the full package because you can talk about the sexuality all you want but you also have to reference back that it’s Terry. You have to respect the fact that it’s art, you have to respect the fact that when you watch the video it makes you feel something and gets you choked up at some points. Does she have a message for the world? Buy my f-cking album…now.
Move over, Anti-Semitic Elmo . You’ve got bigoted company. Earlier this month, Stan and Claudia Gocman sat down to finally watch the unedited video of their wedding day, following a series of snafus in which photographer Anthony Aurelius first sent the wrong video and then sent one with many important moments missing. So the newlyweds actually shelled out extra money for this special footage, only to recoil when they heard a series of anti-Semitic comments made by someone off camera. Anti-Semitic Wedding Video: Slurs Caught on Camera “Some of the Jewish women are very beautiful to look at,” said a man, believed to be Aurelius. “But I can tell you, they’d be right f-cking cows… they’d be a pain in the arse.” Later, this same voice says the bride is unattractive; Jewish people are “snooty” and not very nice; and he doesn’t “blame Hitler” for the Holocaust. Seriously. Even Mel Gibson shuttered at that last one. Aurelius and his assistant – who is also heard saying Jews are “the meanest people in the world” – evidently left the camera running while they followed the wedding party from the synagogue to the hotel where their reception was held. In response to this incident, Clauda wrote an email to Aurelius, saying the video “completely ruined the memories of our day.” And he actually replied with a hand-written letter in which he gave the couple a full refund and said he has to “look at myself.” Later on, he added an email follow-up and said: “I am very sorry for our stupid, childish conversation. I am also very sorry for offending you and possibly your family also. You did not deserve this. I am ashamed.” Watch more of the offensive video below: Anti-Semitic Wedding Photographer Doesn’t Blame Hitler for Holocaust
