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Helen Flanagan’s Covered Goodness!

I almost didn’t recognize Helen Flanagan all covered up like this, but suit or no suit, she’s still my favorite busty blonde model. Which means she could be wearing a parka up to her eyes and I’d still think she looked good. Just please don’t call my bluff Helen, because we’ve both got bills to pay. And showing off those awesome funbags makes both our jobs much easier. Not to mention way more fun. Photos: WENN.com

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Christina Milian Works It Good On Her Birthday!

Here is Christina Milian celebrating her 31st birthday and even though she is approaching middle age, girl still has no problem showing off that sweet little figure in a form fitting dress. All I can say is BAM! I only wish we could have seen a shot from the behind! Once again, the Paps fail to do their jobs properly.

Fifty Shades of Grey Wine: Released (Handcuffs Not Included)!

Fifty Shades of Grey wine. It’s actually a thing. E.L. James, author of the popular novels, has introduced it, starting with two “personally blended” bottles. Just as Christian and Anastasia blend their bodies into one. Or something. The Fifty Shades of Grey wine varietals, titled Red Satin and White Silk, do not come with handcuffs, but may make you more likely to end up in them. We mean sexually, not in a DUI arrest sense. But don’t drink and drive kids. So what do they actually taste like? We’ll try to refrain from obvious jokes and sexual innuendo for just a moment and work from the official release: The red is described as a blend of “Petite Sirah and Syrah with flavors of black cherry, cocoa powder, creamy caramel and vanilla, leather and clove spice.” The white features “floral aromatics of lychee and honey, tempered by flavors of crisp grapefruit, mineral and lush pear with a faint hint of butterscotch.” E.L. said in a statement that “Wine plays an important role in Fifty Shades of Grey , adding to the sensuality that pervades a number of scenes.” Translation: It tastes good. It gets you drunk. Christian and Ana bone like it’s their jobs. There are at least 17 times in which wine is consumed in the book, including one memorable scene in which Ana is given it via Christian’s mouth. No word on whether you can expect Dakota Johnson and Charlie Hunnam to reenact that in the still sort of hotly anticipated Fifty Shades of Grey movie . The wine goes on sale September 30 .

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7 Jobs for Chris Brown After He “Retires”

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  You heard the man, Chris Brown, no relation to Bobby (except for related f**kery) has been hinting at retirement after the release of his…

7 Jobs for Chris Brown After He “Retires”

Jordana Brewster for GQ Mexico of the Day

Those fucking mexicans, all lazy and shit, ruining our Fourth of July by stealing our women…and mocking you independence…celebrated along side you while taking your jobs and pretending to be AMerican, even though they don’t have their papers…all rocking’ the flag and shit like they are more American than you..and taking this old as fuck, 33 year old Jordana Brewster Character and getting her topless like this was Fast and the Furious…as if she was one of their own…and it’s kinda fucking lovely to look at…isn’t it…not bad for a granny…is she…

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Race Matters: 86% Of Black People In America Are Satisfied With Their Lives Despite Dismal Unemployment Rates And Economy

86% Of Black Americans Are Satisfied With Their Lives Here’s a little positivity for your life today! According to NPR: You might think that African-Americans might be more pessimistic about their lives. The housing crisis decimated pockets of black wealth. The black unemployment rate has been nearly double the national average for several years. But according to findings from our survey of more than 1,000 African-Americans, you’d be wrong. A new poll released Tuesday by NPR, the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation, and the Harvard School of Public Health found that the overwhelming majority of black people (86 percent) said they were satisfied with their lives. Nearly 60 percent said they would eventually achieve the American dream of financial security and home ownership. A little more than half of those polled (53 percent) said they felt their lives had gotten better in recent years. he survey sampled about 1,081 people, and the geographic breakdown — with a majority of respondents in the South or in urban areas — roughly matched the demographics of African-Americans in the country more broadly. It asked respondents for their opinions on a wide range of issues: finances, personal health, dating lives, assessments of their communities and neighborhoods, and much more. Robert Blendon, a professor of public health at Harvard and one of the study’s co-directors, said that polls usually find that that people’s reports of their life satisfaction is often much higher than the economic climate might indicate. This optimism has barely budged from Harvard’s last poll of African-Americans in 2002, when 90 percent of black people said they were satisfied with their lives. Twenty-one percent said that they’d achieved the American dream of having a nice home and financial security, while nearly 60 percent said they had not but felt they would eventually. (Sixteen percent said they felt they would never achieve it.) But Blendon said that beneath that optimism, there was real anxiety. Respondents are “satisfied with their lives but there’s a lot of concern,” he said. “They’re very fearful of losing their jobs and very fearful of getting stuck with a very large medical bill if they get sick.” One of the most surprising findings in the study: who was or wasn’t looking for a romantic partner. When people in the prime marrying cohort — ages 18 to 49, never married, divorced or widowed — were asked whether they were seeking a long-term relationship, just about a third said they were. But it’s the gender breakdown of the relationship numbers that really jump out: men were much more likely to say that they were looking for a long-term relationship (43 percent) than were women (25 percent). Blendon speculated that this, too, might be tied in part to economic concerns. He pointed to studies in which black women are more concerned with the financial stability of their partners than Latinas or white women. And since black women are outpacing black men on a host of metrics that might determine their financial prospects — black women are more likely to attend and graduate college and receive advanced degrees — Blendon says they may be less likely to see much financial upside in pairing up compared to black men. “African-American women appear to have more security than men, and so women [might] see less men who see bring financial security to the table,” he said. Thoughts?? Shutterstock Continue reading

Scrub Love: 7 Celebrities Who Have Chopped Down Sorry Athletes

Women Dating Sorry Athletes It seems like every athlete gets a fine woman. It’s been true since high school and goes on through the pros. The guys get the girls. And you know what, they don’t even have to be that good at their jobs! These athletes managed to chop these women down and they aren’t even balling like that. Take a look and enjoy feeling jealous.

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Lily Aldridge Boring for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I like fast fashion as much as any Bangladeshi garment factory worker. I mean there’s just something so awesome about producing shit overseas, you know taking the jobs away from Americans who could use the jobs, and exploiting third world countries, paying them 38 dollars a month to work 50 hours a week, making garbage quality product with little to no craftsmanship or design, to shit out in retail stores and to make women think they need to buy the shit for 80 times what it cost to make it, all because of the way they marketed it. You know, making 2 dollar bras, selling them for 50 bucks, and using 10 dollars per bra to pay people like Lily Aldridge to model it in some primetime TV infomercial and 15 dollar a bra to cover overhead like rent in their shitty stores, or these catalog campaigns that suck, leaving 23 dollars in profit, to sustain the 5 billion dollars in revenue they make a fucking year. It’s pretty disgusting, but what isn’t disgusting is girls in lingerie! Yay. Even if I preferred groupie slut Lily Aldridge when she was a tampon ad model fucking rockstars…and not some VS model married to one….but ultimately who cares. It is all evil and we are the ones to blame.

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Praise Baby Jesus: The Unemployment Rate Drops To 7.6 Percent With 88,000 Jobs Created In March

Unemployment Rate Drops To Below 8% The Bureau of Labor Statistics has released the latest batch of unemployment numbers and the jobs report, and it seems like things might be finally starting to look up. Think Progress According to the latest data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, 88,000 jobs were created last month, and the unemployment rate ticked down to 7.6 percent largely because the participation rate dropped. Analysts had expected 190,000 jobs. The private sector added 95,000 jobs, while the public sector contracted again, losing another 7,000 jobs. The February job numbers were revised from 236,000 to 268,000, while January’s numbers were revised from 119,000 to 148,000. Although these actual numbers don’t quite add up to those that were projected, it’s certainly an improvement from where we were last time this year. Shutterstock

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‘jOBS’ Role Sent Ashton Kutcher To Hospital

Ashton Kutcher not only took on Steve Jobs’ persona as a tech magnate, he also adopted the late Apple founder’s alleged fruitarian diet in preparation for the role, which sent him to the hospital, the actor revealed following the premiere of jOBS at the Sundance Film Festival over the weekend. [ Related: SUNDANCE WINNERS: ‘Fruitvale’ & ‘Blood Brother’ WIN Top Prizes x 2 ] Often considered a subset of veganism, fruitarianism is a diet that consists of fruit, nuts and seeds, solely without animal products, vegetables and grains. Motivations for fruitarianism range from ethical, health, religious and environmental or other reasons. “First of all, the fruitarian diet can lead to, like, severe issues,” Kutcher told USA Today. “I went to the hospital like two days before we started shooting the movie. I was like doubled over in pain. My pancreas levels were completely out of whack. It was really terrifying…considering everything.” Jobs died of pancreatic cancer in October 2011. Kutcher said he spent hundreds of hours going over tapes of Jobs hoping to master his mannerisms and hunched walk. The actor, who has a massive Twitter following, said he felt close to the late magnate in part because they share an affinity for the “tech space.” “He’s a guy that failed and got back on the horse,” noted Kutcher. “I think we can all sort of relate to that in some place in our life where we are moving forward with something and we fall down. You have to have the guts to get back up and go again. I think I share that as well.” jOBS opens with the period Steve Jobs founded Apple in a garage in Palo Alto, California up to when he launched the iPod in 2001. Oscar-winning writer of The Social Network , Aaron Sorkin, is also planning a Jobs biopic based on Walter Isaacson’s bestselling biography. The Sorkin version will reportedly comprise of three extended scenes, according to The Guardian, each leading up to a pivotal product launch. [ Sources: The Guardian , USA Today ]

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