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Emmy Rossum Bikini Pics of the Day

Emmy Rossum is hard to take seriously…I mean she had a few low level acting roles that amounted to very little before locking down Shameless only because she was cute and willing to get naked…you know anything to have a big break and have people know who she was…so that she didn’t have to crawl back to her parents house a failure…but instead of realizing she’s like a low level stripper, she thinks she’s a talent and a star and with that comes a bad attitude and ego that annoys me…but I’ll still look at her in her bikini, even if I can just LOOK IN MY ARCHIVES AND SEE HER NAKED ..because naked is the only acting she knows…Living the American Dream..

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Emmy Rossum Bikini Pics of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz in InSyle of the Day

What better way to celebrate America’s Freedom from to stare at a 16 year old girl in a fashion spread…and by 16 year old girl, I mean Chloe Grace Moretz, Hollywood star, heavily marketed to nerds, virgin loser, comic book people…who all are really into and think she’s “really cute”…like she was the next Emma Watson, going through puberty while a bunch of old losers watch and wait, excited for that glorious day.. I figure, why not post pics of a teen you lust after by can’t bed, or even see naked, because despite being told you are free, you really aren’t… I mean you could always just try to seduce her when she’s filming in canada, last I heard 14 was legal.. I generally go for old, damaged girls, they are more affordable and less annoying…I don’t dig this kind of thing, but I know you do..

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Chloe Grace Moretz in InSyle of the Day

Amber Heard in Bullett Magazine of the Day

Amber Heard, also known as home wrecker to Johnny Depp’s home, who is still rumoured to be dating Johnny Deep, because let’s face it she’s low level enough to need an a-lister, and more importantly, he’s Johnny Depp, a guy every girl has wanted to bed since the early 90s…not much more American than that!!

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Jordana Brewster for GQ Mexico of the Day

Those fucking mexicans, all lazy and shit, ruining our Fourth of July by stealing our women…and mocking you independence…celebrated along side you while taking your jobs and pretending to be AMerican, even though they don’t have their papers…all rocking’ the flag and shit like they are more American than you..and taking this old as fuck, 33 year old Jordana Brewster Character and getting her topless like this was Fast and the Furious…as if she was one of their own…and it’s kinda fucking lovely to look at…isn’t it…not bad for a granny…is she…

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Jordana Brewster for GQ Mexico of the Day