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Did Jessica Simpson "Create" John Mayer?

A celebrity gossip magazine alleges that Jessica Simpson created the dating monster that is John Mayer. Must have been a slow week over at OK! HQ. Before he met Jessica, John Mayer was “just another musician,” according to friends of Simpson, who are delusional and say she put him on the map. While it is possible that Jessica helped catapult John onto the celebrity dating map in a sense, he was a well-established figure in that realm as well. The name Jennifer Love Hewitt ring a bell, anyone? Thought so. In any case, Jess’ friends are on the offensive after John betrayed her this month … How these two didn’t last is beyond us . In any case, the magazine says it was Jessica’s relationship with John – who recently humiliated her by revealing intimate details about their sex life – that jump-started his ascent up the dating food chain after the couple split in 2006. “It was only after she gave her seal of approval that A-listers like Jen Aniston and Cameron Diaz started dating him,” the source says. “Before that he was a successful musician, no doubt, but Jess ushered him into the world of celebrity dating.” “A lot of Jess’s friends joke that she created a monster, ” a source tells OK!, adding: “She put John on the map and made him a tabloid sensation.” There’s no way those quotes are real, but hey, it’s a good celebrity gossip debate – did Jessica raise John’s dating profile? Or was he slumming it?

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Jessica Simpson: Betrayed By John Mayer!

Most weeks, OK! Magazine straight up invents news. It’s what they do. This week, it’s trying a different tack, reporting an actual story but with sensationalistic, misleading headlines enticing you to read it all over again! According to this venerable publication, Jessica Simpson was “stunned” last week as she awoke to texts, e-mails and Tweets regarding John Mayer. Her ex-flame made the masses cringe when he referred Jessica to “ sexual napalm ” and “crack cocaine” he “could not stop f*%king” in Playboy . Classy guy. But is ” Betrayed ” the right word, OK!? Is it really a “sex scandal”? Guy nailed a famous, hot girl and bragged about it. Moving on. How could he sink so low, indeed? “Jessica was shocked,” a pal of the singer tells OK!. “She was really pissed off at first when she heard about it, then she read the whole interview, and the first thing that she said was, ‘I’m annoyed John would sink so low.’” That’s just how a Grade A Douchebag rolls. Facing a barrage of criticism, for his comments about Jessica (and gay and racial slurs he made), John expressed regret that night at a concert in Nashville. “I just want to play. I completely forgot about the people that I love and that love me. I’m out. I’m done. I quit the media game,” he told the crowd. We should be so lucky.

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John Mayer: Douchebag, Aspiring Porn Writer

We know John Mayer is a douchebag. But he is a douchebag whose dream job is to write and direct porn. This was one of his least weird comments in the past week. In his interview with Playboy, which has to go down as one of the dumbest in history, he talked about boning Jessica Simpson and dropped both racial and gay slurs . Somewhere in there, he also said he dreamed of writing porn. If he ever fails to sell records, the adult entertainment purveyors at Vivid Entertainment are all for it. “Dear John,” the upstanding firm wrote. “We read about your interest in porn in your interview with Playboy magazine … When we learned that you make back up stories in your mind and that your ‘biggest dream is to write pornography.'” Douchebag singer turned douchebag porn director? “We decided we’d like to talk to you about doing just that and possibly directing as well. We believe your incredible talent and passion, which have touched so many, can translate into a highly erotic adult film,” their letter hilariously continued. “Your intimate understanding of the dynamics of relationships would undoubtedly appeal to both men and women.” So true. Who doesn’t wanna nail John Mayer? All we can say is “Your Body Is a Wonderland” is a track pretty much made for the world of adult films. Jessica Simpson might star in one before too long, too. Who’s the bigger d-bag?

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John Mayer Uses His Head … Not the Racist One

Filed under: John Mayer John Mayer didn’t say one word about his racist penis this weekend — in fact, the singer didn’t say one word about anything. After all of last week’s drama — and his subsequent teary-eyed explanation — Mayer kept his head down and his mouth shut … Permalink

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Who’s the Bigger Douchebag, John Mayer or Jon Gosselin?

John Mayer has long been considered the biggest douchebag in the celebrity universe, or perhaps the entire universe, but The Hollywood Gossip dot com. We doubt we’re alone in that assessment either. If you’re still on the fence, see if you are after reading his recent moronic, homophobic, racist comments . If there’s another dude practically synonymous with douchebag, though, it’s Jon Gosselin. If you know who Jon Gosselin is, we don’t have to elaborate . But who’s the biggest d-bag of them all? A douchebag is, per the all-knowing oracle of slang Urban Dictionary, “an individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth.” That would be these two. Moreover, it may be “compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.” Sounds about right again. The only question? Who’s the biggest d-bag around? Vote in THG’s survey below as the obnoxious namesakes vie for a prestigious, yet unenviable title … Who deserves the title of King of all Douchebags?

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John Mayer: Racist AND Homophobic

John Mayer is actually a pretty good guitar player. If only he would focus on that skill instead of opening his mouth in interviews (or at all), we’d be all set. After apologizing for using the n-word and making racially charged statements in a Playboy article, the douchebag may need to say he’s sorry yet again. The Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) is upset, understandably, that the 32-year-old singer used a gay slur, “f*g,” in his remarks. THG NOTE : Whose vocabulary even includes the n-word and the f-word in this day and age – let alone when one is being interviewed by a magazine?! John Mayer, apparently. And very few people are GLAAD. John Mayer was always a douche. Now he’s proving to be much worse . “Just as he indicated in his apology that he meant no offense in his use of the racist slur, we hope his intent behind the F-word was not malicious,” GLAAD wrote. The group continued, “As a public figure with millions of fans, John Mayer should be more cognizant of the impact his casual use of both slurs can have.” Fittingly, Mayer used the slur talking about a kiss with Perez Hilton, who is gay, and who was in hot water last year for hurling that same slur at will.i.am. “I can outgay this guy right now,” Mayer said. “I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I ever put on anybody, almost as if I hated f*gs.” Uhh, whatever you say, John . Might want to keep your publicist on speed dial … and/or go somewhere far, far away and never be heard from again.

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Jessica Simpson Laughs Off Mayer Comments

Filed under: Jessica Simpson , John Mayer There’s one person who wasn’t offended by John Mayer’s controversial Playboy interview — Jessica Simpson. Jessica was in L.A. last night — and when we asked her how she felt about Mayer comparing her sex appeal to a “drug” and calling her “crazy” … Permalink

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John Mayer — I Need to Grow Up!

Filed under: John Mayer John Mayer apologized a second time last night for his controversial Playboy comments — this time to his band … some of whom are African American.Mayer stopped his Nashville concert Wednesday night to address the interview where he dropped the … Permalink

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John Mayer — Sorry for Dropping the N-Word

Filed under: John Mayer John Mayer is apologizing for using the N-Word in that explosively controversial Playboy interview in which he compared his penis to a white supremacist.During the interview, Mayer stated that “black people” love him — and then he brought up the … Permalink

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John Mayer Denies Douchebag Status, Refers to Jessica Simpson as "Sexual Napalm"

In a new interview with Playboy , John Mayer makes sure to say that he’s NOT a douchebag. He then spends the entire interview proving why so many people consider him to be a giant douchebag. We’ll let Mayer dig his own douchey grave below, as he recounts what it was like to sleep with Jessica Simpson and why he and Jennifer Aniston broke up… On sex with Simpson : That girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy… It was like sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*ckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f*cking you.'” On Aniston : That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person. On their break-up : There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter… She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. THG note : In other words… that was it. On current sex life : I get less ass now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don’t like jumping through hoops. On NOT being a douchebag : From now on I’m just going to pretend that people really dig the s*** out of me. I’ve been trying to prove to people I’m not a douchebag by not dating, by keeping my name out of Us Weekly . That’s f*cked up, man. I’m not dating. I’m not even f*cking. So now I’m going to experiment with ‘f*ck you.’ John, your dating life has nothing to do with the public’s perception of you. What might make people think you’re a douchebag? Rambling, nonsensical interviews about masturbation and sexual napalm that make you sound like an attention-hungry tool. Or, to use a more apt description: a douchebag.

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