I am proud to announce that Gawker.com has hired a new columnist: really fucking good guitar player , digital cleanser and chronic masturbator John Mayer . I know it’s true because I read it on the internet. It is tough to sympathize too much with the pampered, entitled life of a celebrity
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How Gawker Hired John Mayer, or, An Epidemiological Case Study in Fake Celebrity ‘News’
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Don’t complain to us about the risque headline above. John Mayer wrote it for us, basically. The dude may be a tool, but at the very least he is an honest tool
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John Mayer Misses Jennifer Aniston, Masturbates Like a Madman
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John Mayer was awfully candid at a recent performance at the Hard Rock Cafe in London.
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John Mayer Loves Sex, Drugs And Rock ‘N Roll
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Is Lindsay Lohan finally moving on from Samantha Ronson?
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Lindsay Lohan Pining For John Mayer?
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If you thought the Andy Samberg-Reba McEntire video on Saturday Night Live this weekend was scary, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Get ready … for the end of days.
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Palin 2012: Earth Goes Rogue
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He may be a notorious womanizer, but as John Mayer sees it, he’s holding back, in large part because of that label he can’t seem to shed (fairly or otherwise): “I should be having sex with more girls.” This is what the douchebag concluded to the New York Times in an interview that ran over the weekend. But alas, the celeb gossip sites have taken their toll. “It’s crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble,” he said.
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John Mayer Laments Lack of Sex
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No, seriously. John Mayer songs are great! Have you listened—like, really listened—to “Daughters”?
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All John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He’s (Probably) a Date Rapist.
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John Mayer brought his “O” face to the Land Down Under for his Battle Studies. The guitar hero played the Kia Live At The Chapel in Sydney and gave fans outside a few autographs before heading inside to rip the guitar and sing…sing…sing.
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John Mayer ‘Battles’ Down Under
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THG Editors’ Note #1 : No he’s not. THG Editors’ Note #2 : There’s no way Jennifer Aniston said that, and the odds of her being back on in any way with John Mayer are average at best. But OK! remains hell-bent on marrying Jen off to John, whose forthcoming album Battle Studies boasts the following lyrics on one of the tracks: “Friends, lovers or nothing – we can only ever be one.” There you go! He’s totally talking about Jen! Case closed! An old picture of John and Jen with a new, fake headline .
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Jennifer Aniston: John Mayer is Mine!
Finally, Miley Cyrus has shut up about the deletion of her Twitter account . Unfortunately, though, no one told John Mayer that he’s a giant douchebag
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John Mayer Defends Twitter, Miley Cyrus, Sucks at Life
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