I like the green tint to this selfie, I assume it is a self portrait that she edited this way to represent her life as a low level opportunist model who managed to make her way into Hollywood, where she was able to trick the media into thinking she was worth talking about, before tricking Johnny Depp to marry her, before taking him for a fucking ride…and ending up with Aspergers Elon Musk who didn’t stand a fucking chance…she’s a black widow…a demon…a devil…but she’s rich…and going to be richer…and all it took was average looks….incredible sales skills really…she must fuck like a champ….at least better than her bikini pics…which are clearly fucking bunk.. The post Amber Heard in a Bikini with her Hooker Money of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jenelle Evans’ household might be full to bursting with children this summer, but little baby Ensley Jolie Eason will catch your eye. And melt your heart. The thing about babies is that they grow up so fast. You can look at a series of photos (like this one) and see her growing already. Some Teen Moms get their happily ever after, but it’s too soon to tell with Jenelle Evans. (Also, Too Soon to Tell With Jenelle would be a good name for a show — one day she could host a series where she points out red flags in relationships based on her previous bad experience) But, in all seriousness, Jenelle has had a flurry of past troubles, from custody issues to family feuds to serious substance-abuse issues . Plus, of course, she became a mom as a teenager. Imagine having that kind of responsibility before you’re even allowed to vote. Not that Jenelle is the first name that we think of when we think of responsible parents. Her love for partying has been well-documented, which would be fine … if she weren’t a mother of three. But look at how precious Ensley looks in her mom’s arms! We’re not saying that having this particular baby will just magically “fix” Jenelle’s life. But sometimes things just click for people. They reach a point in their lives, or find the right person, and they get better. We’re not necessarily saying that David Eason is the right (or wrong) person for Jenelle. But we’d love to think that having three kids (really kind of four, at the moment) and preparing for her wedding are either signs or causes or both that she’s really stepping up to the plate. The fact that she has Jace for the summer makes it sound like maybe some people trust her more than they used to. (Remember that her mother’s had custody of Jace for ages, so this is a big deal) It’d be nice to live in a world where Jenelle is just a young mother and not doing things that get her accused of putting herself before her kids . But she’s clearly so enamored with Ensley. And since that’s Kaiser Griffith’s toy dragon that Ensley’s playing with, it looks like he’s enjoying being a big brother. Look at how big she looks! It seems like it was just yesterday that she was, like, half that size and in no condition to play with anything. Now she’s in a jumper — a confusing word for British folks, but that’s life — and engaging with the world around her. Like, babies reach a point where they start to develop and express personalities and really interact with their surroundings. And it looks like this little cutie has reached that developmental plateau. It wasn’t that long ago that the only way to make Ensley look like more than a cute human object was with Snapchat filters. Remember? Honestly, adoring this baby is the most relatable thing that Jenelle’s done since her days of obsessing over Kesha . Like, she’s a 25-year-old reality star and serial monogamist who might have a sex obsession who’s struggled throughout her young life with moderation. (Along with everything else that a girl could possibly struggle with, it seems) But caring for children, scary as it can be, can kind of keep people grounded. Maybe, for Jenelle, the third time’s the charm? Let’s hope so. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans Baby Photos: FIRST LOOK!
Johnny Depp owes many people an apology: Amber Heard. His accountant. Anyone who has purchased a ticket to any of his movies in the last five years. But there’s one person to whom Depp has finally been forced to issue a mea culpa, following quite a you-know-what storm created by the actor on Thursday night after he did THIS: Johnny Depp Sort of Threatens Life of Donald Trump Yes, that’s a video of Johnny Depp threatening the life of Donald Trump . Appearing at the Glastonbury Film Festival yesterday, Depp told the crowd that the “press” would likely get a hold of what he was about to say, but… screw it! He was gonna go ahead and say it anyway. When was the last time an actor assassinated a president? Depp stupidly asked. The distasteful, borderline illegal remark prompted Depp to be roasted over the Twitter coals (below), while it also elicited a reaction from the White House . “President Trump has condemned violence in all forms and it’s sad that others like Johnny Depp have not followed his lead,” the Trump administration said in a statement this afternoon, adding: “I hope that some of Mr. Depp’s colleagues will speak out against this type of rhetoric as strongly as they would if his comments were directed to a democrat elected official.” It’s hard to disagree with any point made here. With the backlash mounting, Depp came out on Friday and said he was sorry. “I apologize for the bad joke I attempted last night in poor taste about President Trump,” the actor told People . “It did not come out as intended, and I intended no malice. “I was only trying to amuse, not to harm anyone.” It was pretty clear that Depp regretted the remark as soon as he uttered it. “I want to clarify, I’m not an actor. I lie for a living,” Depp said in an attempt to backtrack, just moments after making his quasi threat last night. But new information has surfaced that makes it clear Depp can’t really be all that sorry. It also makes it clear that Depp may have disdain for Trump, but he’s also had disdain for the office of the President for a very long time now. TMZ has unearthed photos that depict Depp standing in front of the White House and raising his middle finger. There’s also a photo of him picking his nose in the press room, along with tales of how disrespectful he acted in general during a trip to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in January of 1988. On hand for a ceremony for the fight against AIDS hosted by President and Nancy Reagan, the then-21 Jump Street star flipped off cameras and made rude gestures during a private White House tour. He reportedly angered the Secret Service when he lit up a cigarette in the Rose Garden at one point and then dared to do so again in the Blue Room. When the time for him to stand in receiving line and meet the President came, agents told Depp he could not participate because he had shown disrespect. We somehow doubt he cared at the time, however. View Slideshow: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Reviews: Savage! Hilarious! It’s therefore official we guess: Pirates of the Caribbean Season 5 was only the second worst thing Johnny Depp has ever done. What a schmuck.
Lily Rose Depp is my favorite and not for some creepy fan of her dad way….she is my favorite because she is hot and interesting looking despite her trust fund, her inheritance, her bahama private island or her dad’s private jet…she is hot….irregardless of her dad being Johnny Depp, and sure I liked Edward Scissor hands, Cry Baby, Nightmare on Elm Street and Forrest Gump as much as the next guy, but if his daughter didn’t look like this angel sent from heaven, a ray of light in this dark world, I wouldn’t be on her dick so hard…no homo…clearly she doesn’t have a dick, just look at those tight shorts…no room for dick…it’s a figure of speech you idiot… Look at that mouth…look at the cameltoe…where the fuck were the paparazzi when we needed them to get butt shots… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily Rose Depp in Some Tight Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The following actors should always be involved in hairy situations. When it comes to their faces, that is. Because while some men look disheveled and unprofessional while rocking a beard and/or a mustache, these men manage to look more distinguished and dapper. Don't you agree? (Yes, it does help that they are exceptional human specimens to begin with, we acknowledge this.) 1. Bradley Cooper Unlike many men, Bradley Cooper looks more put together and somehow better groomed when he does have a beard and mustache. 2. Gerard Butler That first guy? We’re not scared of him at all. That secod guy? Yikes! He could lead a small army into battle… and win! 3. Kit Harington We would not follow a shaven Jon Snow into battle. But we’d die on The Wall if Kit Harington sported a beard and then asked us to. 4. Joe Manganiello The dude on the left is sweet and innocent. The guy on the right will bend you over the bed and… nevermind. 5. Ryan Gosling Ryan Gosling adds a hint of maturity and sexuality when he grows out his facial hair, wouldn’t you say? 6. Johnny Depp Really, Depp simply looks best as Captain Jack Sparrow. But he has a beard! View Slideshow
13 Reasons Why is a breakout hit for Netflix. The streaming network never goes public with download numbers for its programs, but it came out last week that the drama has been the most Tweeted-about series of 2017. In this day and age, there’s nearly no better metric with which to measure success. But 13 Reasons Why has been making headlines ever since its March 31 release for reasons aside from hashtags and social media mentions. The series has raised numerous red flags for mental health experts, many of whom believe it sends a potentially dangerous message about teenage suicide. In short, the show centers around a high school student named Hannah. We find out almost immediately that she’s killed herself, although she still narrates the entire first season because Hannah recorded 13 tapes prior to slitting her wrists, each of which calls out certain individuals at her high school for how they treated her. And, therefore, how each contributed to her decision to take her own life. The drama (co-produced by Selena Gomez ) is meant to leave a strong impact on its viewers, touching on such topics as bullying, sexual assault and underage drinking. Netflix makes it clear, via a special message, at the outset of various episodes that the upcoming content is graphic and mature in nature. But this isn’t enough for some institutions and some doctors. A handful of middle schools and high schools have sent letters home, urging parents to not allow their children to watch 13 Reasons Why without adult supervision. “Suicide is a tough issue to talk about,” says Dr. Christina Conolly, who works for Maryland’s Montgomery County School District, where she helped write a letter that states “adolescents watching without an adult … could be at increased risk of self-harm.” Dr. Conolly doesn’t necessarily call out 13 Reasons Why for any of its storylines, simply saying in general: “Watching a suicide or knowing someone who has died by suicide can lead others to completing a suicide themselves.” The National Association of School Psychologists agrees, declaring in its own statement: “We do not recommend that vulnerable youth, especially those who have any degree of suicidal ideation, watch this series.” More specifically, some in the professional field question why the show never really brings up the topic of mental health in general, while also finding fault with the way in which it paints suicide as a form of revenge. They also have a major problem with how a guidance counselor appears to blame Hannah for having been raped by a fellow student. It’s this conversation, Hannah herself says in one of her audio tapes, that serves as the final nail in her tragic coffin. In the upstate New York community of Grand Island, school administrators warned that the series “sensationalizes suicide.” Indiana’s largest school district warned in an email that the series “does not accurately model what we would want or hope individuals do if they are struggling or in crisis.” 13 Reasons Why is based on a 2007 novel by the same name. But the TV version takes many liberties, veering far off the original script at times and expanding on many developments and character arcs. Gomez, who has talked openly about her own emotional struggles over the years, said she was braced for a backlash upon agreeing to produce the drama. “It’s going to come no matter what. It’s not an easy subject to talk about. But I’m very fortunate with how it’s doing,” she has said. Brian Yorkey, who won a Tony Award and a Pulitzer Prize for the musical Next to Normal, was one of the main writers on 13 Reasons Why. He disagrees with the critics who think the show paints suicide in any sort of positive or glamorous light. “Many people are accusing the show of glamorizing suicide and I feel strongly – and I think everyone who made the show – feel very strongly that we did the exact opposite,” he says, adding: What we did was portray suicide and we portrayed it as very ugly and very damaging.” View Slideshow: 21 Stars Who Committed Suicide According to the American Academy of Pediatrics, suicide is the second-leading cause of death among American teens between the ages of 15 to 19. It’s a real issue, one that those behind 13 Reasons Why say they have taken as seriously as possible. Asked about troubled teens and their possible response to what they see on screen, including a graphic depiction of Hannah killing herself, Gomez says: “They have to see something that’s going to shake them. This show is as real as it can possibly get.”
If you’re a celebrity, it’s not generally not a good thing if your finances are in the news. Sure, there’s the occasional story about a record-breaking payday for an actor or athlete, but generally, when the whole world is talking about your bank account, it’s because they can’t fathom how someone who started with so much wound up with so little. For the past few months, rumors that Johnny Depp is broke have been circulating in the tabloids and on social media. It’s almost impossible to imagine Depp being anything other than fabulously wealthy, what with his decades A-list star and essential role in popularizing one of Hollywood’s longest-running franchises, but the rumors of his penury come from a reliable source – namely, court documents in a pair of increasingly ugly lawsuits. Back in February, Depp sued his management group (the imaginatively-titled The Management Group), accusing them of mishandling his funds and failing to alert him that he was on the verge of bankruptcy. TMG counter-sued, alleging that Depp’s public complaints were damaging their brand, and accusing the actor of spending himself into relative poverty. The group cited such lavish expenditures as a $30,000 a month wine budget and Depp’s decision to spend $3 million on a custom ash cannon to fire the remains of his friend Hunter S. Thompson into the atmosphere. Hilariously, Depp corrected that figure in a recent interview with the Wall Street Journal – explaining that the cannon actually cost $5 million. But while Depp was occasionally self-deprecating in the interview, he spent much of it going off on the firm that he blames for his dire financial straits. “Why didn’t they drop me as a client if I was so out of control?” Depp told the paper. “I’ve worked very, very hard for a lot of years and trusted a lot of people, some who’ve clearly let me down.” TMG is now firing back, using Depp’s own words against him in a statement issued to USA Today: The firm calls Depp “habitual liar who denies responsibility for his own outrageous conduct and coerces others to lie for him.” “Johnny Depp and his sister were involved in every significant business decision during the 17 years TMG represented him,” the statement said. “Depp now admits to his extravagant spending but blames TMG for not dropping him as a client.” Depp has yet to respond to the comments, and it’s likely that he’ll simply let his lawyers do the talking for him. Whatever the case, this situation seems to be on the verge of getting even more vitriolic.
If you’re a celebrity, it’s not generally not a good thing if your finances are in the news. Sure, there’s the occasional story about a record-breaking payday for an actor or athlete, but generally, when the whole world is talking about your bank account, it’s because they can’t fathom how someone who started with so much wound up with so little. For the past few months, rumors that Johnny Depp is broke have been circulating in the tabloids and on social media. It’s almost impossible to imagine Depp being anything other than fabulously wealthy, what with his decades A-list star and essential role in popularizing one of Hollywood’s longest-running franchises, but the rumors of his penury come from a reliable source – namely, court documents in a pair of increasingly ugly lawsuits. Back in February, Depp sued his management group (the imaginatively-titled The Management Group), accusing them of mishandling his funds and failing to alert him that he was on the verge of bankruptcy. TMG counter-sued, alleging that Depp’s public complaints were damaging their brand, and accusing the actor of spending himself into relative poverty. The group cited such lavish expenditures as a $30,000 a month wine budget and Depp’s decision to spend $3 million on a custom ash cannon to fire the remains of his friend Hunter S. Thompson into the atmosphere. Hilariously, Depp corrected that figure in a recent interview with the Wall Street Journal – explaining that the cannon actually cost $5 million. But while Depp was occasionally self-deprecating in the interview, he spent much of it going off on the firm that he blames for his dire financial straits. “Why didn’t they drop me as a client if I was so out of control?” Depp told the paper. “I’ve worked very, very hard for a lot of years and trusted a lot of people, some who’ve clearly let me down.” TMG is now firing back, using Depp’s own words against him in a statement issued to USA Today: The firm calls Depp “habitual liar who denies responsibility for his own outrageous conduct and coerces others to lie for him.” “Johnny Depp and his sister were involved in every significant business decision during the 17 years TMG represented him,” the statement said. “Depp now admits to his extravagant spending but blames TMG for not dropping him as a client.” Depp has yet to respond to the comments, and it’s likely that he’ll simply let his lawyers do the talking for him. Whatever the case, this situation seems to be on the verge of getting even more vitriolic.
For a change, Kim Zolciak is not using the power of social media to show off her body or push any unhelpful products. Instead, the Bravo reality star is taking up a cause on Instagram that’s far more important than tummy tucks or breast enhancements: She’s paying tribute to her husband and giving fans an update on her son. Over the weekend, we reported on the frightening story that Zolciak’s four-year old son, Kash, had been attacked by a dog and hospitalized as a result of his injuries. “I don’t know where to start,” Kim wrote at the outset her Instagram post on the subject, adding: “The last 14hrs of our lives has been a living nightmare. “My sweet @kashbiermann was bit by a dog and had very traumatic injuries. I’ve never prayed so hard, or been so scared in my life. “My husband, our daughters, Kj, Tracey, his nanny, Michael Beck and everyone close to us all pulled us together and held each other up.” Kim then shared the following photo of husband, Kroy Biermann, and their young child in the hospital: Heartbreaking stuff. On Tuesday night, Zolciak shared a new picture of Kroy and Kash in the hospital, writing a caption that served as both a tribute to her husband and an update on her toddler. “I don’t know what I would do without you @kroybiermann,” Kim penned along with the following image. As you can see below, she added: “Kash just got out of surgery in this pic and he was heading to his room. He woke up looking for his daddy. “We left our house in such a hurry Kroy had no shoes on and I literally was half naked w/ deep conditioner in my hair…Those were the least of our worries.” Kim also noted that Kroy wasn’t the only one who has remained by Kash’s side throughout this horrible ordeal. The reality sensation also posted a moving picture of son K.J. holding the hand of his brother. “First and fair most THANK YOU for all your prayers,” she wrote as a caption to this snapshot. “They were heard and Kash is going home today earlier than expected. Thank you for all your comments, tweets, emails, and texts. We honestly felt all the positive energy you guys were sending and we couldn’t be more grateful. “Praying for a speedy recovery.” We all are. Even those who watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online and groan every time Kim comes on screen must be feeling horrible for her and her loved ones right now. Thankfully, Zolciak most recently shared a photo of her little boy sitting up in bed and played video games, writing along with it: “Kash is doing incredible!!” Phew. We’re so very glad to hear it. View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies
There are few feelings worse in the world than learning your significant other is cheating on you. So can you imagine the shock, pain and anger you'd feel if you actually walked in on said significant other and another man in bed? That's exactly what happened to a Facebook user named Duston Holloway. Yet… he somehow resisted the urge to yell, scream, beat the guy up or throw his girlfriend's belongings all around the room. Instead, he calmly took note of the situation and snapped a bunch of photos of the pair between the sheets. He then shared these images on Facebook, partly to shame his lying girlfriend, but partly (we hope) to take pride in how he handled the situation. Scroll through the photos below, take a look at the responses Duston has received and maybe send Holloway some naked pics, hot ladies of the Internet. The guy totally deserves them. 1. It’s True, They Do! Duston shared this important message prior to giving his followers a look at what he walked in on. 2. Three is an Awkward Crowd There’s Duston in the bottom right-hand corner. There’s his girlfriend in bed (to the left). And there’s some dude who is decidedly NOT Duston. 3. Wakey, Wakey… Or just stay asleep. I’ve got some more angles I’d like to shoot from. 4. So, This Sucks It does. But you’ll find someone better, Duston. And you are now an Internet legend. 5. Know What’s Better Than Waking Them Up? Sharing these photos on Facebook while they sleep, so they sign on in the morning to a flood of shock, scorn and humiliation. HA! 6. Duston Went Viral for His Efforts Your dude? He’s our dude, too, dude! View Slideshow
