Johnny Manziel And Girlfriend Bre Tiesi Engaged To Be Married Unseasoned vanilla love. Substance abusin’ baller Johnny Manziel got down on one knee and popped the question to his year-old girlfriend Bre Tiesi in Paris yesterday. TMZ reports that the two have been dating since 2016 and they have been Frick-and-Frack every since a romantic getaway to…Miami. Let Johnny tell it, Bre saved him from circling the drain: “When you find a girl as amazing as I did that saved me from where I was in my life, you absolutely put a ring on it.” Congrats to the happy couple. Hopefully Johnny can keep his s#!t together long enough to enjoy being married. Flip the page to get closer looks at the bride-to-be in all her scantily-clad splendor. Image via Instagram
Clearly, Hilary Duff is not one to wallow in heartbreak for very long. Just a few months after her divorce from Mike Comrie , the actress moved on with a new man. Duff began dating Jason Walsh back in October, but now it looks as though that relationship has already fizzled. Now, Hilary has moved on yet again, this time with singer Matthew Koma. Koma and Duff were spotted on a coffee date in Century City, California yesterday. Koma is a solo artist with a decent-ish Twitter following (146,000 – sure to spike once news of his new relationship spreads), but his Wikipedia page reveals some puzzling gaps in his resume. The 29-year-old has yet to release his debut album, but he has two EPs to his name. The strange thing is that the most recent came out almost four years ago. In the meantime, Koma appears to have written songs for other artists, including an ode to Taylor Swift, recorded by a band called The Knocks, that praises Swift as “a boss and so legit.” No, we haven’t listened to it, but with lyrics like that, we kinda feel like we don’t have to, ya know? Anyway, we’re not saying Koma is using Duff to give his career a boost, we just hope she’s generally on the look out for that sort of thing. As long as she’s been in the industry, we’re guessing she can spot a coattail rider a mile away. There’s no word on just how serious Hilary and Matt are, but onlookers say they made no effort to hide the fact that they were on a date. No word on whether or not any full-blown canoodling took place. Ironically, when Hilary comments on her love life, it’s usually to claim that she’s a bit of a loner, who enjoys the single life. “I’ve never been a good dater,” Duff told Cosmo earlier this month. “I meet, like, one person a year that I’m maybe attracted to. I never want to be that girl who’s desperate to find a mate.” We guess Matt’s the guy for 2017. Make the most of it, you lucky SOB!
Forget the fact that Hillary Clinton won the popular vote by a wide margin. Forget whether or not FBI Director James Comey was blackmailed by members of the Republican Party. Forget the intelligence that has proven Russia hacked into our democracy with the goal of helping Donald Trump become President of the United States. All that matters now is this: Donald Trump is the President of the United States. (Editor’s note: The intelligence community and various government agencies should clearly not forget point number-three above. Every aspect of this breach of security must be investigated in full.) Trump took the Presidential oath on Friday afternoon and then delivered his inaugural address . He is now Commander-in-Chief. He is the leader of the free world. He is the man in charge for the next four years, at minimum. So questions about Russian interference and legitimacy and even proper versus improper use of Twitter can be placed aside for a moment. This is time for the country to come together and answer the only question that really matters at the moment: What kind of President will Donald Trump be? On one hand, we have every reason to fear for our lives. Literally, some might argue. Trump has wondered why nuclear weapons aren’t used more often. He has threatened China. He has used his position to trash politicians and insult anyone who doesn’t agree with him. The guy trusts Breitbart News more than The New York Times. He has shown no real understanding of foreign affairs and even chosen not to attend intelligent briefings in the run-up to his Presidency. For months now, Trump has seemed more interested in campaigning, in soaking up the adulation of his supporters, than in actually running the country. He lies so, so, so, so, so very often. So it’s understandable why such a significant portion of the population cannot fathom a circumstance in which Trump is an effective President. View Slideshow: Donald Trump Becomes President: Celebrities React! On the other hand, Trump is not beholden to any member of his party. He did not rely on traditional Republican support throughout his campaign, often ignoring advice and doing everything in his own, bombastic way. He speaks his mind. He is not intimidated by anyone. He can use these traits to take stances on populist issues that the typical politician would never touch (such as gun control). There’s no question that Washington is overrun by lobbyists and by the influence of corporate America, as Trump so often asserted from the very beginning of his campaign. If he wanted to be that person, Trump could actually drain the swamp. He could make sweeping changes as the powerful, confident outsider he claims to be. Of course… he’s thus far nominated a cabinet that’s comprised of nearly all billionaires and/or ex-Goldman Sachs employees. Did you see the answers Betsy DeVos gave in her confirmation hearing for the position of Secretary of Education?!? This is the person Trump thinks should be in charge of our children’s future. So he isn’t off to a great start in this regard. Donald Trump Inauguration Speech But the Trump Presidency begins NOW. Will you give him a chance? Has he not earned any kind of chance? Are you scared about the future or cowering in the corner over what it might entail/ In short, sound off below: WILL DONALD TRUMP BE A GOOD PRESIDENT? Yes, America will soon be great again! What?!? No. Let’s give him a chance and find out. View Poll »
Oh, Johnny Football. Today we saw the 45th President of the United States get sworn in and immediately start talking about carnage and tombstones, yet, you, Mr. Manziel, may have blessed us with even more bizarre quotables. That’s talent! If you’re a football fan, then you’re probably aware that after showing tremendous promise in college, Johnny Manziel’s NFL career flamed out in epic fashion and the Heisman Trophy winner was eventually drummed out of the league as a result of his substance abuse and legal scrapes. (The fact that he was playing football very, very poorly didn’t help either.) Like Ryan Leaf before him, it wasn’t long after Manziel was drafted that he proved his real talent wasn’t football – it was f–king up. Whether he was getting spotted using cocaine in Vegas or getting involved in a massive brawl with fans , Manziel quickly became the embodiment of the universe’s hatred for Cleveland Browns fans. Manziel’s nadir came when he a former girlfriend claimed that he assaulted her and threatened to commit suicide during a nightmarish drinking binge. Shortly thereafter, Manziel was cut by the Browns . In June of last year, despite not even being signed to a team, Manziel was suspended by the NFL for violating the league’s substance abuse policy. That move was essentially the nail in the coffin of the 24-year-old’s brief career, and it seems like these days, just about everyone has given up on Johnny Manziel. Except, of course, for Johnny Manziel. Yesterday, the troubled QB launched a comeback your that began with a simple (and frankly, hilarious) tweet: “No lie.. I was a douche in 2016 I’m just trying to be a good PERSON again#LostInTheSauce,” Manziel wrote. He followed that up with an email interview with ESPN, in which he made it very clear that he’s serious about returning to football: “I refuse to let my entire life of sports from the age of 4 be squandered by partying. I just got sick of it. One day I didn’t like what I saw in the mirror and realized I could really help people in the position I’m in,” Manziel wrote. “I love sports, I love football and when you take something away from yourself you realize it the hard way.” He added: “The happiness from doing it sober has been ASTRONOMICAL. Beyond my wildest imagination and once that continued other good things started happening in my life and it just clicked.” View Slideshow: 20 Scandalous Sports Stories Asked about his plans for the future, Manziel stated that he only has one goal in mind: “PLAY FOOTBALL. A pre season game, anything I don’t care what it is. Only need one team to believe in me and I’ll do anything to make that a possibility.” Unfortunately, NFL analysts remain skeptical as Manziel has refused to seek any professional help for his apparent addictions. We wish him the best, but unless he’s ready to give his potential coaches what they’re looking for, we’re afraid Johnny Football will continue to be a man who fails to live up to his memorable nickname.
Amber Heard is Mera in Justice League. I don’t read Comic Books, I never read Comic Books, and I hate that all this budget goes into these blockbuster movies that just fucking suck, but that happen anyway…so the whole thing just annoys me…but clearly it excites everyone who is into comic books which is pretty much everyone…or anyone who happens to be on this site… I am sure I don’t hate Comic Books as much as Johnny Depp hates Amber Heard, or as much as Elon Musk will hate Amber Heard, once she uses her evil, manipulative, strategic and cunning cunt to rape and pillage him, like these man hating women do….as there’s never been a doubt in my mind, from the first time I saw her in a movie, or in the media pretending to be bi-sexual, that I didnt think “this chick is dark, evil and angling to get where she needs to go”… But you don’t care about any of that…you just want to see her in a costume…because you are fucking odd.. The post Elon Musk and Johnny Depp’s Evil Pussy Amber Heard in Cosplay of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lily-Rose Depp’s career is taking off in a big way, and the 17-year-old actress, model, and daughter of Johnny seems to be on the verge of becoming a household name in her own right. Sure, like any teen she’s made some mistakes, but fortunately, no one watches Kevin Smith movies, so she should have no trouble bouncing back from the atrocity that was Yoga Hosers . Of course, with success in Hollywood comes the many pitfalls of fame, including tabloids and social media vultures scrutinizing your appearance at every turn. As you can see, Lily-Rose is a bit on the thin side, even by model standards. Radar Online recently published photos of the teen out for lunch in West Hollywood and described her as “scary skinny” and “dangerously thin.” We wouldn’t go quite that far. Yes, Lily is a model, and ladies in her profession tend to go light on the calorie intake, but she’s also 17. That’s significant because teenagers tend to have rapid-fire metabolisms. Remember subsisting on a diet of fried chicken and malt liquor your freshman year of high school and never gaining a pound? Okay, maybe that was just us, but the point is, your metabolism slows down with age, so it’s really not that weird for someone Lily-Rose’s age to be a few pounds under what might be considered a healthy weight. She may have slimmed down a bit lately, but there could be any number of reasons for that, and we doubt it’ll negatively impact her health. As for her career, Ms. Depp is blowing up lately. In fact, her dad predicts she’ll be an A-lister in no time. Of course, he also says Lily-Rose’s sudden success worries him . We guess that’s not surprising. Any dad would be concerned in Johnny’s position, and Depp knows more than anyone how cruel Hollywood can be to newcomers and grizzled vets alike. But we’re sure he’s doing his best to keep an eye on her. In fact, it looks like he’s employing a wide variety of disguises, following Lily-Rose to her premiere events in hats, weird facial hair, and a truly baffling number of scarves. What do you mean that’s just how he dresses? We kid, Johnny!
