Chad Johnson and Evelyn Lozada’s Miami neighbor called 911 shortly after their nuclear argument Saturday, urging the dispatcher to “keep it quiet” and “not make a big scene” because of the football star’s high profile. He does not identify Johnson (until recently Chad Ochocinco) by name. The caller said Evelyn Lozada fled to his home, right next door, after getting into a “little domestic dispute” with her husband. Listen below:
Forever-ever??? Evelyn Lozada Is Stuck With Ochocinco Last Name According to TMZ reports : OCHOCINCO, PARTY OF ONE … is what Evelyn Lozada will be saying for the next few weeks, since she’s currently the only Ochocinco left in her family. Let us explain … When the “Basketball Wives” star got married in early July, she changed her last name to Ochocino to match her NFL star husband, Chad Ochocinco. A few weeks later, Chad went ahead with his pre-planned move to switch his name back to Johnson and Evelyn planned to change her name to Johnson as well, post-wedding. Unfortunately, we’re told Lozada has not received her official marriage paperwork yet … and she can’t legally change her name to match his until it comes in. To make things even more complicated … our sources say Chad still wants Ocho to be part of his life, so he’s adding the Ochocinco BACK to his name (before the “Johnson”) after the football season. After all the name-changing is said and done, he’s going to be “Chad Javon Ochocinco Johnson” and in a show of support, Evelyn will become “Evelyn Alexandra Lozada Ochocinco Johnson.” Wow. We suppose that there are worse things in the world than being married to a rich, handsome baller, with the last name “Ochocinco”. Image via SplashNews
La La Anthony and her bestie Po Johnson hit the mean streets of La La land with their lovely cakes on blast. “La La and Po” sounds like something straight from the “Teletubbies” Peep more shots of the ladies below:
Kick-Ass star Aaron Johnson , 22, and artist Sam Taylor-Wood , 45, have married in England, reports the Mirror. The couple met while making 2009’s John Lennon biopic Nowhere Boy (he starred, she directed). Johnson next stars in Oliver Stone’s Savages ; Taylor-Wood most recently directed Daniel Craig as James Bond in drag for a gender equality PSA. They will both reportedly take the name Taylor-Johnson. [ Mirror ]
Props to Victor on wifing her up… Nice work! We love when Victor Cruz steps out with his future wife and mother of his daughter Elaina Watley. With a body like that, it’s hard to believe she recently had a baby. Now that’s an epitome of a BANGER. The couple graced the Fresh Air Fund’s Annual Spring Gala for American Heroes last night… Now don’t they look nice??? And Tiki also brought his homewreckin’ Becky. Wamp Wamp Wamp. SplashNews
C’mon maaaaan! Keyshawn Johnson Allowed Photographer Into Gated Community To Take Pics Of Kardashians According to TMZ reports : Keyshawn Johnson — former NFL star and current ESPN commentator — unwittingly let a freelance photographer into his gated neighborhood who got busted for spying on the Kardashians. Sources tell TMZ … Kim Kardashian and her sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, were shooting their reality show yesterday in The Oaks … the double-gated Calabasas community where Kourtney lives. They noticed a Dodge sedan parked near the shoot which lasted nearly 8 hours. We’re told at the end of the shoot, the Kardashian trio walked past the Dodge, when the person inside poked a camera out the window and started shooting. The girls confronted the dude, saying he was shooting in a private, gated community, and the guy began profusely apologizing. We’re told Kourtney called the cops and The Oaks community security who came a-callin’, and quickly determined the photog had a pass to get into the community by another resident — Keyshawn Johnson. Our sources say security told Kourtney that Keyshawn would be fined $1,000 for letting the guy in. We spoke to Keyshawn who says he did approve a pass for the guy — but only to make a delivery to his home. He also says he hasn’t heard anything about a fine … which, by the way, would have to be voted on by the homeowner’s association. Keyshawn says he went to Kourtney’s house later that day to apologize. Not cool Key, not cool…
The film : Jeremiah Johnson (1972), newly available on Blu-ray via Warner Home Video. Why it’s an Inessential Essential : The audio commentary on the new Blu-ray of Jeremiah Johnson suggests that director Sydney Pollack’s time helming the serio-comic 1972 Western mirrored his inexperienced protagonist’s uphill struggle to survive in pioneer America. Before making Jeremiah Johnson, Pollack directed episodes of such western tv shows as Frontier Circus and The Tall Man and even a feature-length western called The Scalphunters (1968). Still, Pollack is not normally associated with Westerns. And after hearing him talk about some of the travails he had filming Jeremiah Johnson , it’s easy to see why the film was the late filmmaker’s only Western. On the commentary track (originally recorded for the film’s DVD issue) featuring Pollack, Redford and co-writer John Milius, Redford describes Johnson as a “novice tenderfoot” who’s just getting the lay of uncharted Western territory. He has no idea how to survive in the American wilderness as a trapper. In fact, Johnson’s naïveté is often a great source of humor, as when Johnson is attacked by a grizzly bear that fellow trapper Chris “Bear Claw” Lapp (Will Geer) steers into Johnson’s path. Johnson’s story, which is roughly based on Raymond Thorp and Robert Bunker’s non-fiction book Crow Killer: The Saga of Liver-Eating Johnson , is about how an inexperienced man learned to adapt in order to survive. His dreams of frontier life are almost never realized in the way he imagines they will be; forces beyond Johnson’s control always ultimately determine the circumstances by which he’s able to blaze his own trail. For example, Johnson adopts a young boy for a ward after the boy’s family family is massacred by Blackfoot Indians. But Johnson does this partly out of indecision; he doesn’t have the heart to say “No” to the boy’s distraught biological mother. Johnson also marries a Flathead Indian — not entirely by choice. He soon learns to see his wife as the remarkable woman she is but again, Johnson has to adjust his expectations to get even that far. How the DVD/Blu Ray Makes the Case for the Film : Pollack’s stories about the making of Jeremiah Johnson are easily the highlight of the film’s audio commentary track, including such tales as when he had to lay down chain-link fence in the snow to help the film’s trained horses cross treacherously snowy, mountainous terrain, or when he got a live grizzly to chase Redford, saying that the bear had to be teased as if it were a domesticated dog. Pollack was such a gifted raconteur that many of the minor details he relates on the audio commentary prove how effortless his total recollection of shooting Jeremiah Johnson was, like when he anticipates the moment in a scene where Redford trips while wading around in freezing water. Redford’s fall that isn’t particularly impressive, but the breezy way that Pollack anticipates the minor event certainly is. Other Interesting Trivia : Pollack’s mentality of having to get “everything done on take one” is not at all self-evident from the film’s footage, but it’s interesting hearing him talk about how, like Johnson, he made due with the resources available to him. This includes working with an “absolute minimum crew,” a number of whom were not Pollack’s first choices. He describes the film’s composers, John Rubinstein and Tim McIntire, as “kids that just auditioned with a tape.” He also matter-of-factly recalls that he “didn’t even have time to go out and get a known cinematographer,” settling for Duke Callaghan, with whom Pollack had previously collaborated on some TV projects. So when Pollack remarks, “If you see how deep the snow is, you see there’s no such thing as take two,” and you see how beautiful Jeremiah Johnson turned out, you know that Pollack didn’t just do the best job he could with the limited resources available to him. Jeremiah Johnson is in fact a testament to Pollack’s consummate ability to roll with whatever punches rained down on him. PREVIOUS INESSENTIAL ESSENTIALS The Last Temptation of Christ The Sitter Citizen Ruth The Broken Tower Dogville Night Call Nurses Strange Fruit: The Beatles’ Apple Records Simon Abrams is a NY-based freelance film critic whose work has been featured in outlets like The Village Voice, Time Out New York, Vulture and Esquire. Additionally, some people like his writing, which he collects at Extended Cut .
Jessica Simpson’s Baby Girl Is So Precious And Peaceful Congrats to Jessica and her dude! On Tuesday, Hollywood’s most anticipated baby, Maxwell Drew Johnson, finally made her grand debut. Among her biggest fans: mom Jessica Simpson, dad Eric Johnson and her maternal grandmother, Tina Simpson! While out on a coffee run at an L.A. Starbucks with a group of family members, Tina was overheard gushing about her hours-old granddaughter. “Maxwell is so precious and peaceful,” she said, according to a witness, who added that the whole group, which included Ashlee Simpson, Eric’s mother and Jessica’s assistant, was in a happy mood. (Maxwell is Tina’s second grandchild — Ashlee’s son Bronx, 3, her son with ex-husband Pete Wentz — is her first.) The Simpson-Johnson kin has been sticking close together since arriving at an L.A. hospital early Tuesday morning. Just hours before Jessica gave birth to her daughter, who weighs 9 lbs. 13 oz. and measures a healthy 21 3/4 inches, the family gathered for a group breakfast. Source WENN More On Bossip! Secret Loooovers! Secret Relationships We Didn’t Know About Until Years Later Instagram Greatness! Wayne Gretzky’s Freaky A$$ Daughter Releases Vacation Pics That Make Rihanna Look Like A Nun! Let’s Be Honest: The Craziest Celebrity Lesbian Rumors Of All Time Not Sayin’ She’s A Gold Digger, But…NFL #2 Draft Pick RGIII’s Fiance Buys A New Bentley And He Hasn’t Even Signed A Contract!