Attack of the Show must be a huge deal, I mean this video of the poor man’s Sara Jean Underwood, in her lingerie on their official Youtube had all of 3,000 views when I pulled it up…. I guess maybe their audience of virgin losers who masturbate to girls talking their nerd, gamer, tech game isn’t as strong as I assumed, because shit is on TV, and that alone makes you think there must be budget behind the shit, there must be audience, there must be more to it than manipulating nerds with half naked playboy chicks to take their minds off their action figure, comic book collecting weirdos social awkardness, but instead give them hope……. I guess they are trying to viral video strategy of funny, sexy gets views and may give their shitty show a bit of life, but I guess they don’t get the joke in all this is that they are giving their viewers sex tips, as if their viewers have sex…unless it is just an excuse to get this bitch in lingerie…. Either way, we’ve spend too much time on this…time to move along…cuz this shit doesn’t matter….especially when there is so much PORN on the internet…
I am going to assume Kate Upton dressed up like some Tobasco Sauce in honor of her dedication to the flavor enhancing sauce she loves on her Chili fries, as much as she loves on all her foods… Sure every shitty website out here is going to make this joke: “Kate Upton proving her Hotness” this halloween….because people aren’t original, in fact they are annoying in their similarities… While this shitty website is gonna say, she’s a fat chick in the making, no 18 year old should be stacked like that without serious repercussions that come in the form of late 20s obesisty…. Her ass will catch up to her tats….and in the meantime here she is covering up the only real thing she has going for her..
Yesterday I posted The Top Spitting Fetish Videos on Youtube ….and it was a huge success, so huge that no one liked it on facebook or commented on it, so I decided to keep the whole thing going…because I like the idea of people getting off to some of the weirdest shit ever…So this nose picking one’s a stretch…but for the sake of the joke no one will read…it works…. Here are the top videos I found, there’s probably better ones out there, cuz I am posting the first 5 I found…. This one’s just ridiculous….I mean nose picking at it’s finest…. Some Cam chick….who looks too much like Paris Hilton… This is the kind of girl you’d expect to find with a wall of snot next to her bed…. The Classic – in the car cuz you don’t think anyone is around you….but that you’re in your own world… Just Some Friends Picking Noses Together…
The Internet collectively recoiled when the video of Jim Carrey professing his undying love for Emma Stone was released by the Ace Ventura star, but don’t worry — it was all a joke! Except for the joke part. “Yes, my msg to Emma Stone was a comedy routine,” Carrey wrote on Twitter , “and the funniest part is that everything i said is tru.” Lolz? He continued: “People often ask me if i’m being funny or serious. The answer is ‘YES.’ ?;^]” Glad that’s cleared up. > :’P* [ @JimCarrey ]
Prince Harry, the one who will never be king unless he kills off his brother has sex with this…. Her name is Florence Brudennell-Bruce and she’s an amateur lingerie model you know, the kind of bitch who hires her own photographers and stages her own photoshoots, which is something I always love…cuz it takes a certain kind of bitch who spends her own money on getting on camera half naked….you know in hopes of one day getting paid to do it….cuz that’s even sluttier and more pathetic than bitches who just take pics of herself…and that’s what makes amateur models. the ones eager to get noticed and real work….pretty fucking awesome….especially when they manage to lock down royalty with their pussies….not that royalty is notorious for fucking hot bitches…if anything they are notorious for being inbred closet cases….but it’s still an accomplishment that will lead to the good life…which is some smart fucking hustle…you know in the event her joke of a model career doesn’t work out of her… All this to say, I’d love to fuck her…
We have absolutely no complaints about anything Mila Kunis has to say in GQ’s August issue but we wouldn’t mind getting a closer look at her in them drawls! The Ukraine-born banger chats it up for the cover Q&A of Gentlemen’s Quarterly and we figured we’d share a lil sumthin’ sumthin with y’all. Here’s an excerpt: GQ: Your new movie is called Friends with Benefits. Ever been in one of those relationships? Mila Kunis: Oy. I haven’t, but I can give you my stance on it: It’s like communism—good in theory, in execution it fails. Friends of mine have done it, and it never ends well. Why do people put themselves through that torture? GQ: It’s because they enjoy sex. Mila Kunis: But friends with benefits isn’t a purely sexual relationship—it’s two people who like each other having sex, not a random hookup. And when two people who like each other have sex, eventually someone catches feelings and everything is fu*ked. You might be able to treat our relationship as killing time. I might not. I may be in love with you. GQ: Who’s the funniest person you know? Mila Kunis: My father. He has such a dry sense of humor. He’d say something funny and then be like, “Kiddo, now’s the part where you laugh.” GQ: What about someone you’re not related to? Mila Kunis: Lucille Ball is perfection—her timing and her commitment. Sarah Silverman is raunchy and brilliant, and people call her out for saying fucked-up stuff that they wouldn’t have a problem with a man saying. How dare she? Who else? Tina Fey. She’s a genius. I actually just finished reading Bossypants. GQ: That was good, I thought. Mila Kunis: No! Not good, brilliant. I love Tina Fey. So funny, but never shticky. She’s not tripping over sh*t. GQ: She’s so clearly attractive and successful that I can’t buy her self-deprecating stuff anymore. Mila Kunis: I see your point. You want the attention to go to the joke itself rather than be distracted by who’s delivering it. But look at Bridesmaids. That movie’s full of beautiful women who are hysterical. I’m so proud of those ladies. You have no idea how hard it is for a woman in this business. A lot of people don’t even think women are funny. It’s fu*ked-up, but you have to deal with guys like that. I’ve learned to roll with it. GQ: Do you have a personal experience of men in Hollywood not finding women funny? Mila Kunis: I don’t personally know of anybody, no. I could give you some bullsh*t excuse why I don’t, but I just don’t. The bottom line is if you’re an attractive female in this industry, people just take you as that: attractive. People aren’t getting the opportunity to move beyond being attractive. It’s not only with comedy. It could be with drama or action or whatever. People are distracted by looks. It happens. I’m not saying it happened to me, but it happens. GQ: I imagine working with people like Seth MacFarlane and Jason Segel ends up involving a lot of d*ck jokes. Mila Kunis: Put me at a table with five guys making dick jokes and I will be right there with them. And, uh, I’m on Family Guy. I’ve been on that show for so long that I don’t get grossed out by anything. But I’ve never had an experience where it’s been a bunch of dudes making d*ck jokes and I was like, “Oh, there go the boys. I’m going to go get a pedicure and be back in an hour.” GQ: Is it harder to be funny when you’re naked? Mila Kunis: It’s hard to be funny in general. I think I have a good sense of humor, but I’m not, like, a joke-teller. I get the jokes, which is sometimes half the battle. Believe me, I have no idea why anyone hires me…. We’ve got a few ideas why Mila… Keep clicking for more pictures…
Perhaps fed up by repeated references to bands and TV shows jumping his kind, this four-foot spinner shark decided it was time for some aerial acrobatics. In a video amazingly captured by Orlando Sentinel photographer Jacob Langston, the giant fish can be seen showcasing serious vertical leap and hang time. It happened in the blink of an eye, but pay attention and you’ll clearly see it clear a stunned New Smyrna Beach surfer just off the coast of Florida: Shark Jumping As unreal as this clip is, it’s a fairly common occurrence, and spinners, whose teeth are made for munching small fish, don’t attack people. When this occurred, a nearby surfer exclaimed, “Dude! Did you see that?” Langston actually didn’t at that very instant, but his camera did. Awesome on its own merit, and for the joke potential. This is the most blatant shark jumping since Denny came back as a ghost on Grey’s Anatomy . We’re here all day.
With his new Alpocalypse album in stores, Bigger Than the Sound pays tribute to the King of the Pop Parody. By James Montgomery Weird Al is his “Perform This Way” video Photo: Sony Music Entertainment I often tell people the first cassette I bought with my own money was the Beastie Boys’ License to Ill. This is, of course, a lie: It was actually ” Weird Al” Yankovic ‘s 1986 album Polka Party!, which featured classics like “Living With a Hernia,” “Addicted to Spuds” and “Toothless People,” a send-up of Mick Jagger’s “Ruthless People” that Wikipedia rather fastidiously describes as “a song that focuses around elderly people who are missing their teeth.” You can probably understand the reason I’ve lied about it for all these years — Weird Al has never exactly been the coolest guy in the world, after all — but since I’m coming clean now, I’d also like to admit that the second and third cassettes I ever bought were Yankovic’s, too: his self-titled 1983 debut (I’d spend hours studying its illustrated cover , mostly because I didn’t have many friends) and the follow-up, In 3-D, which won Al a Grammy for his food-centric take on Michael Jackson’s “Beat It,” a song called, appropriately enough, “Eat It.” Shoot, eventually, I owned all the early Al cassettes: Dare to Be Stupid, Even Worse (I remember recording the video for “Fat” off this very channel), the “UHF” soundtrack. I used to carry them around in one of those little suitcases and listen to them on my Walkman during family vacations (they definitely made the trip to Boca Raton that one year). My parents were probably worried about me. And if they weren’t, well, they probably should have been. Of course, as is the case with most things, I eventually grew out of my Weird Al phase. The last album of his I ever bought was 1992’s Off the Deep End (the one with “Smells Like Nirvana” on it), and truth be told, I haven’t listened to a single thing he’s done since, aside from the occasional single (“Amish Paradise,” “White & Nerdy”) that somehow managed to perforate the pop-culture membrane. Instead, I slowly became obsessed with so-called real music — bands like Nirvana and the Breeders, Tortoise and Pavement, Built to Spill and Modest Mouse. I’ve continued down that path ever since, which is why I’m supposed to be obsessed with the new Bon Iver album (which, thanks to songs like “Beth/Rest,” is sort of like a Weird Al record, really), even though I’m really not. Since we parted ways, Al has released six full-length albums, the most recent of which ( Alpocalypse ) hit stores on Tuesday (June 21). I haven’t heard it, even though I’ve been told most of the songs have been floating around online for months. Chances are, you haven’t either, though perhaps you have heard the Lady Gaga parody and seen the accompanying music video. The latter is not terribly great, mostly because the CGI makes it feel almost un -Al, but still, I suppose that doesn’t really matter much. If Weird Al is anything, he’s critic-proof. But in the days since the Alpocalypse, I’ve found myself thinking back to the days when Yankovic was my favorite artist, and I’ve realized something rather fascinating: Basically everything I know about popular music, I learned from Weird Al. This was mainly because, as an 8-year-old, I didn’t view songs like “The Brady Bunch,” “The King of Suede” or “I Want a New Duck” as parodies of popular hits, mostly because I had never heard the originals. I wasn’t smart enough to pick up the nods to bands like Devo and Oingo Boingo on tracks like “Dare to Be Stupid” and “You Make Me,” because, you know, I was 8. I certainly didn’t get the joke behind “(This Song’s Just) Six Words Long,” because vapidity wasn’t a concept I was familiar with. Shoot, the first time I heard some of the Rolling Stones’ best cuts was when Al covered them on “The Hot Rocks Polka.” In short, almost all of his songs were originals to me. They’re how I learned about stuff like verse-chorus structure and solos and synthesizers. They’re probably why I’d go on to appreciate the slightly skewed work of Beck and Ween (and they’re definitely why I love “Your Party” as much as I do). And if you want to dig even deeper, Yankovic’s parodies are about the earliest example of the so-called “DIY” aesthetic I ever knew; they’re practically punk rock, inasmuch as they represent Al shooting down some of the era’s most Sacred Cows, and doing it on his own terms, repercussions be damned. So, yes, in a lot of ways, I owe everything to “Weird Al” Yankovic. And while I can certainly laud him as the king of the song parody, or point out the fact that he basically laid the groundwork for everything the Lonely Island guys (and 95 percent of the Internet) do these days, I think the most fitting tribute to his greatness is to simply say that without him, I’d probably be working in a bank somewhere. His albums made me love popular music, and I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who can make that claim. I may not listen to him anymore, but I’ll remain forever loyal. Long live the king. Did Weird Al influence your musical tastes? Let us know in the comments below!
‘I’m proud of my butt, but I don’t think I’m gonna be showing it in any music videos,’ season seven ‘American Idol’ winner says. By Jim Cantiello David Cook in “The Last Goodbye” video Photo: RCA David Cook says farewell to a dysfunctional romance in his latest single, “The Last Goodbye,” but he did not say au revoir to his pants during the filming of the music video, even if it might look that way. A group of hawkeyed fans thought they had spotted a silly (and bottomless) Easter egg as the season seven “American Idol” champ runs up a flight of stairs in the video. Had the rocker jokingly dropped trou for one take, and had the director actually included a few frames of Cook’s nekkidness as a blink-and-you-miss-it in-joke? “I promise, it’s the light coming up from the stairwell,” Cook recently told MTV News, adding, “I’m proud of my butt, but I don’t think I’m gonna be showing it in any music videos.” In fact, the only real blooper from the two-day Malibu video shoot was left on the cutting-room floor. “I tried to jump over [a] wave and I got pummeled. So you see this wave and then if they continued the shot, next thing you know, I’m like 10 feet back sitting on my ass ’cause I got nailed by that wave. It was ridiculous,” Cook admitted. The clip — the first from his sophomore 19 Recordings/RCA Records album, This Loud Morning, out June 28 — shows David heading to the beach to write “The Last Goodbye.” (In real life, the platinum-selling star penned the tune with Ryan Tedder.) Cook explains, “I’m actually absent-minded in real life. I commonly forget things. So [in the video my] wallet falls out of the pocket, and I end up leaving my stuff on the beach and then go back to the hotel to finish the song. Meanwhile, [a stranger finds] my stuff and thinks that I’ve drowned somehow. And hilarity ensues.” Cook was elated to work with veteran director Nigel Dick, who was way more open to collaboration than one might expect given his iconic videography. (He directed some of the biggest spots for Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, Tears for Fears, Guns N’ Roses and countless others). “In the original [treatment], I was in on the joke. And I was like, ‘Well, that seems a little self-important.’ So we tried to swing it around and make it more like I’m just kind of dimwitted,” Cook said. Dick even used David’s idea for an ending, where drummer Kyle Peek passes out upon seeing the presumed-dead rocker in the flesh. “I was proud of his passing-out ability,” Cook declared. “If there’s an Oscar for music videos, boom, nailed it.” It was a different story for bass player Monty Anderson. “I was like, ‘Mont, you gotta sell it. You gotta pretend,’ ” Cook said before imitating Anderson’s high-pitched Southern drawl, ” ‘Well, man, I can’t pretend! You’re right here!’ He tried so hard, bless his heart. But there’s a reason we didn’t go to him for any firm reaction shots,” Cook laughed. Tell us what you think of David’s new video in the comments below!
Co-presenter RPattz gets carried away with an ‘ad lib’ at Movie Awards. By Aly Semigran Reese Witherspoon accepts her Generation Award at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards Photo: Getty Images Reese Witherspoon was on hand at this year’s MTV Movie Awards to accept the Generation Award for her work in genre-spanning box-office hits like “Election,” “Legally Blonde,” “Cruel Intentions,” “Pleasantville” and “Walk the Line,” which earned her a Best Actress Oscar. But what Witherspoon — and the audience, for that matter — probably wasn’t expecting was some surprisingly salty banter from the co-stars who presented her with the award. Patrick Dempsey, Robert Pattinson and Chelsea Handler took the stage to praise Witherspoon’s illustrious career, with Dempsey, who co-starred with Reese in the 2002 romantic comedy “Sweet Home Alabama,” describing the actress as “beautiful and multitalented.” The actor ran down her long list of accomplishments, both onscreen and off, concluding his portion with a mention of Witherspoon’s charitable work with the Avon Foundation. Up next was a stunned Pattinson, who asked aloud, “I’m supposed to talk about the Avon thing?!” The “Twilight” hunk — he and Kristen Stewart had won Best Kiss just moments earlier — quickly tried to recover, calling Witherspoon a “great person” and pulling a piece of paper with some notes on it from his pocket. Still obviously nervous, RPattz told the crowd that he had been instructed by the teleprompter to “ad lib” his dedication. “This is the worst,” Handler quipped about Pattinson’s hilariously shaky start. Pattinson finally got his bearings and addressed Witherspoon, who was seated in the audience. The 24-year-old star reminded the actress that she played his mother in the 2004 drama “Vanity Fair” but his portion of the film was cut out, joking that it was at Witherspoon’s suggestion. However, in their most recent venture, “Water for Elephants,” Pattinson noted that Witherspoon “played my lover.” And then (in what’s bound to go down in MTV Movie Awards, missed-the-bleep-button history) Pattinson blurted, “But I did f— you.” His F-bomb went live and uncensored. But he wasn’t done yet. The actor went on to suggest that Witherspoon had trouble speaking while in a girdle, has a penchant for tequila and that she may or may not be “33 percent lesbian,” as an embarrassed Witherspoon hid her face and laughed from her seat. Pattinson concluded his remarks by saying, “It’s not always a bad thing to have sexual chemistry with your mother,” once again referencing his unseen part in “Vanity Fair.” “What a tough act to follow,” the host of E!’s “Chelsea Lately” deadpanned. The late-night funny lady opened by complimenting Witherspoon, a mother of two, saying she “still has a smaller ass than Justin Bieber. It’s OK, we’re friends,” Handler assured the vocal crowd. The comedian also shared that her pal actually has a naughty side — as seen in the infamous roller-coaster moment with Mark Wahlberg in the thriller “Fear” — before Witherspoon finally took the stage to accept her award. A beaming Witherspoon, who took the roast from “the three most ridiculous people in the world” like a champ, quickly fired back. She told her “Water for Elephants” flame that he actually botched his joke and should have declared himself the “best mother—-er in Hollywood.” Witherspoon’s zinger had Pattinson and the MTV audience cracking up. The Hollywood star’s acceptance speech included some great one-liners, but she also countered Handler’s suggestion that she’s a “dirty birdie” deep down. Rather, Witherspoon said she hopes aspiring actresses will look to her for inspiration instead of seeking fame by way of a reality show. The 35-year-old let loose about reality starlets and actresses who’ve exposed themselves for fame. “I just want to say to all the girls out there, I know it’s cool to be bad. I get it … but it’s also possible to make it in Hollywood without a reality show,” Witherspoon said to a cheering audience. She continued, “When I came up in this business, if you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed, you hid it under your bed … and, like, if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face, people!” In closing, the actress thanked MTV for years of support and all of the fans who had made it possible for her to live out her life-long dream. What did you think of Reese Witherspoon’s MTV Generation Award moment? Let us know in the comments section below and on Twitter! MTV News has all of the highlights from the 2011 MTV Movie Awards . Relive the best moments, watch red-carpet interviews with your favorite stars and read all about what went on behind the scenes on the big night. Related Videos Backstage At The 2011 MTV Movie Awards 2011 Movie Awards: ABDC Finale At The 2011 Movie Awards Red Carpet Highlights 2011 Movie Awards: Most Talked About Moments Related Photos ‘Twilight’ At The 2011 MTV Movie Awards 2011 Movie Awards: Show Highlights
