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Remix: Garfield Minus Garfield

Link: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:192… You kind of have to already know (and enjoy) the joke to understand what's going on here. Internet insidery! Read

Exclusive: Lil Wayne Plays Evil Trick On Short Dawg — Watch It Here!

Watch exclusive clip from DJ Scoob Doo’s ‘The Nino Brown Story, Part 2’ right here! By Shaheem Reid Short Dawg and Lil Wayne Photo: MTV News You’ve seen video clips right here on MTVNews.com from DJ Scoob Doo’s unprecedented access into Lil Wayne’s world. Scoob has taken the footage and turned it into two DVDs, “The Nino Brown Story,” parts 1 and 2. During a recent trip to Atlanta (before Wayne’s jail sentence was postposted earlier this week), Scoob was finally able to present Wayne with the latest DVD, and the Cash Money millionaire gave it his stamp of approval. ” ‘Nino Brown Part 2,’ sh– t crazy!” Wayne is seen saying with a grin a couple of weeks ago in ATL. Weezy was surrounded by Young Money members Gudda Gudda and Short Dawg. In the DVD, Wayne plays a wicked trick on Dawg, a native of Houston. When Short falls asleep in the studio, Wayne puts hot sauce in a teaspoon. Then, the multi platinum prankster puts the spoon in Short’s mouth, literally giving him a rude awakening. “The ‘Nino Brown’ superstar in the building!” Wayne said to Short and the room full of his friends, still ribbing his artists for the escapades in the DVD. Short took the joke in stride, quoting lines from “New Jack City” (from which the DVD takes its name): “Am I my brother’s keeper? “I went out like G Money in that bitch, man!” Short continued, talking about his look in the DVD. Meanwhile, Wayne was tickled at how Scoob captured his jokester side. “You gotta really pay attention the editing and you gotta pay attention to how your verse comes on when you wake up,” Wayne told Short. “Soon as the verse come on, that boy wake up [and starts drinking]. If you would have start singing the verse, that would have been the hardest sh– that Martin Luther King died for. For real!” As the night proceeds, Short drops more famous lines from “New Jack.” “You’re a murderer, Nino!” Short yells, getting everyone to laugh. “Sit your five-dollar ass down before I make change!” Related Videos Lil Wayne Goes To Jail Related Artists Lil Wayne

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Exclusive: Lil Wayne Plays Evil Trick On Short Dawg — Watch It Here!

Cheryl Tweedy Is Still Perfect!

Here’s one of my favorite hotties Cheryl Tweedy at the National Television Awards last night showing off the cleavage she promised, no she swore was for my eyes only. I’m not sure someone can be held accountable for promises made in a dream, but it doesn’t make this any less painful for me. Who am I kidding?

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Cheryl Tweedy Is Still Perfect!

Christina Hendricks’ Golden Globes

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This is What Russell Brand Does for a Living of the Day

I don’t really like Russell Brand at all. The only redeeming quality he had was the minor possibility that he was HIV positive from when he used to share needles doing heroin in the UK.

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This is What Russell Brand Does for a Living of the Day

Jay Leno Jokes About The Future Of His Show

Talk-show host takes jabs at NBC amid rumors of late-night lineup juggling. By James Montgomery Jay Leno Photo: Jason LaVeris/ Getty Images On Thursday night, as many media outlets were reporting that his struggling 10 p.m. talk show would be going on hiatus , Jay Leno came out swinging during his opening monologue, cracking jokes about being canceled, threatening to leave for another network, and taking potshots at NBC, his home for nearly 20 years.

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Jessica Simpson: I’m Not Tiger Bait!

UPDATE: Simpson just tweeted off: “Can’t believe that I’m on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! ‘The Shocking Inside Story’ is (insert drumroll) A…

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Jessica Simpson: I’m Not Tiger Bait!

Jersey Shore Recap: "The Tanned Triangle"

Saying Jersey Shore is a bad show is an understatement, and kind of missing the point. MTV is in on the joke this time, and turning the trash quotient up to 11. The Hollywood Gossip staff has reviewed last night’s episode in the style of our The City and The Hills reviews, awarding and deducting points as we deem fit.

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Jersey Shore Recap: "The Tanned Triangle"

Plastic Surgeon Robert Rey is a Fucking Joke of the Day

I hate this fucking joke.

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Plastic Surgeon Robert Rey is a Fucking Joke of the Day

Eminem Talks Michael Jackson, Addiction, ‘Different’ New Songs

‘That’s exactly what used to happen to me,’ he says of stories of the late Michael Jackson’s alleged pill addiction. By Jayson Rodriguez Eminem Photo: Kevin Mazur/ WireImage Eminem made his triumphant return earlier this year with Relapse, but has yet to rest on his laurels, putting all of his energy into the soon-to-be-released follow-up, Relapse 2 .

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Eminem Talks Michael Jackson, Addiction, ‘Different’ New Songs