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Elsa Hosk for Maxim of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a relatively old model, I mean she’s in her late 20s, and only just signed on as a Victoria’s Secret Angel this past year. Not that being a Victoria’s Secret Angel is that fucking cool, but I guess when you’re a Swedish model who before Victoria’s Secret did countless nude shoots for free, that million dollar contract is crucial to everything you’ve “worked towards”..even if it was just basically handed to the bitch..she still out modeled all the other model competition… I know Victoria’s Secret, the sweatshop running mall brand that makes billions of dollars produces better content of Elsa Hosk than Maxim…because at least she’s half naked and posing slutty…you know a glimpse into who and what she is and where her socialist tits come from… I don’t really understand these pictures, not that Maxim Cares about what I think, they actually send me lawyers letters all the fucking time for posting their pics, since they are pussy bitches, who clearly don’t get what hetero guys want to see. There is no fucking way they’ve done any market research on this one, unless their rebrand is to target women, or gay men…this makes no fucking sense…. That’s not to say men can’t be classy and sophisticated, or that they can’t be educated, or into things that aren’t THROAT FUCKING PORN, but it is to say that this isn’t a shoot any dude will get excited about, mentally, comedically, unless the joke is that Maxim is doing fake high fashion, like they are Vogue or some shit…when we are basic, put a bitch half naked on a bed, it’s what everyone on instagram is doing and it’s better than this… The world is so fucking disconnected…despite being more connected than ever…Give the people what we want! I guess what I am saying is when a corporate brand the model works for produces more compelling content with the model than a Men’s magazine using her as their cover girl…there’s no excuse. The post Elsa Hosk for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Penelope Cruz and Ben Stiller Zoolander 2 Ad for Vogue of the Day

Vogue has no merit. No integrity. They are just a fucking ad. One giant ad. Not only do they run the Kardashians and the other instagram models associated with the Kardashians on repeat, but they also run movie ads in the form of editorial photoshoots. This is worse than clickbait, but it plays on nostalgia, so moron public like it. They feel it at an emotional level, they giggle and laugh at the joke, because they loved that movie, they think “shit, Zoolander is Real”….and as a marketing play, becuase people are idiots, it’s great… But for Vogue to do this, to compromise content for an ad, just shows you that the magazine is dead. An old weathered Ben Stiller, is famous, and his old tired joke, is done…and Vogue going along with it for money…because you know that’s what this is all about…is garbage.. Penelope Cruz is in it somewhere also…she’s old now too! Old, played out shit, EVERYWHERE! Thanks Vogue for being so cutting edge. The post Penelope Cruz and Ben Stiller Zoolander 2 Ad for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Whoopi Goldberg And Raven Symone On The View: ‘I’m An American! I’m Not An African-American’

Whoopi Goldberg Says She’s An American Not African American Whoopi Goldberg and Raven Symone said somethings on The View that probably won’t shock anyone according to The Grio reports: Well over a year after Raven-Symone received backlash for saying she is not African-American, her fellow The View co-host Whoopi Goldberg is now echoing what seem to be similar sentiments. Tuesday, during a conversation about immigration, Joy Behar lightheartedly quipped that in light of Donald Trump’s bid for presidency, people may want to consider leaving America to seek refuge elsewhere. No more African-American hosts on The View? Goldberg instantly balked at the joke, declaring, “You know what uh uh! This is my country.” “My mother, my grandmother, my great grand folks, we busted ass to be here,” she continued as the audience applauded. “I’m sorry. I’m an American. I’m not an African-American, I’m not a chick American, I’m an American.” Not surprisingly, Raven-Symone excitedly chimed in, “I’m an American! I’ve been here too long to not just hold American.” “Since the 1700’s my people have been here,” the Oscar winner pointed out. “So I’m an American alongside of the Native Americans. That’s the bottom line.” Check out the video below: https://www.instagram.com/p/BAK1xBjAw4A/ When will Whoopi and Raven just GTFOH!!? IG

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Whoopi Goldberg And Raven Symone On The View: ‘I’m An American! I’m Not An African-American’

Whoopi Goldberg Says She’s An American Not African American Whoopi Goldberg and Raven Symone said somethings on The View that probably won’t shock anyone according to The Grio reports: Well over a year after Raven-Symone received backlash for saying she is not African-American, her fellow The View co-host Whoopi Goldberg is now echoing what seem to be similar sentiments. Tuesday, during a conversation about immigration, Joy Behar lightheartedly quipped that in light of Donald Trump’s bid for presidency, people may want to consider leaving America to seek refuge elsewhere. No more African-American hosts on The View? Goldberg instantly balked at the joke, declaring, “You know what uh uh! This is my country.” “My mother, my grandmother, my great grand folks, we busted ass to be here,” she continued as the audience applauded. “I’m sorry. I’m an American. I’m not an African-American, I’m not a chick American, I’m an American.” Not surprisingly, Raven-Symone excitedly chimed in, “I’m an American! I’ve been here too long to not just hold American.” “Since the 1700’s my people have been here,” the Oscar winner pointed out. “So I’m an American alongside of the Native Americans. That’s the bottom line.” Check out the video below: https://www.instagram.com/p/BAK1xBjAw4A/ When will Whoopi and Raven just GTFOH!!? IG

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Lala Kent on Jax Taylor: I Would NEVER Sleep With Him!

If you watched Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 6 l ast night, you know that Lala left the annual Sur pride parade party hand-in-hand with a profoundly sh-tfaced Jax Taylor. Watch Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 6 Online Jax had been boasting that he would bed Lala for weeks, but it was a little surprising to see her take the bait, especially since her wildly dysfunctional relationship with James seemed to be taking off. Of course, as we know from Lala’s Instagram page , she and James are an item these days, so perhaps it’s not surprising that Lala is now dismissing her near-hookup with Jax as a one-time, emotionally-charged mistake. We also shouldn’t be surprised that in a recent interview with Radar Online,  Lala rips into Jax and makes it clear that she sees him as nothing but the walking STD that she was warned about on her first day at Sur: “I heard a lot about Jax,” says the 25-year-old hostess. “If you have a vagina and tits, he’s going to probably flirt with you.” Despite the fact that she flirted right back on last night’s episode, Lala makes it clear that things went no further than that: View Slideshow: Lala Kent: Best Instagram Pics of Vanderpump Rules’ Newest Star “I just like to flirt – it’s like a game for me,” she says. “But unless I’m blackout drunk, I would never be with him, nor have I ever or will ever.” “How we are today? Jax is very stubborn and hard headed, and I click with people who are soft. Are we the best of friends? No. Do I want to call him and hang out with him? That would be dreaming for me. He’s just a little too much.” We get the feeling Jax would probably tell a different story about their time together off-camera, but of course, Jax is a compulsive liar. Watch Vanderpump Rules online for more ill-advised hookups and he-said, she-said situations.

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James Deen Denies Stoya, Farrah Abraham Rape Allegations

Last week, adult film actress Stoya accused ex-boyfriend and frequent co-star James Deen of rape in a series of shocking tweets. In the weeks since, several more women have come forward, including Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, who says she was raped by Deen not long after the two of them filmed a sex tape together. Aside from some tersely-worded tweets proclaiming his innocence, Deen remained silent until today, when he  participated in an email interview with retired adult film star Aurora Snow. “We live in a world where accusations get great attention and no one really seems to want to get the truth,” Deen said. “I’m in porn, and when you take porn activity into polite society it sounds really twisted.  “The media needs stories and I can see how this is one hell of a story…I want to remind people that I am not the subject of any lawsuits. “I am not under criminal investigation, and at this moment I have no intention of filing defamation suits against false accusations.” His comments come on the heels of Abraham describing her assault by Deen  in great detail an interview with The Daily Mail. In addition to Stoya and Farrah, six other women have accused Deen of sexual assault , all of them colleagues of Deen’s who performed with him in adult films.  Deen did not address each accusation individually, but did attribute the Stoya allegations to her anger over their “very messy” breakup.

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Catherine Giudici: Pregnant with Sean Lowe’s First Child!

Catherine Giudici and Sean Lowe shared life-altering news with fans on Tuesday afternoo: They are expecting their first child together! The famous twosome, who fell in love on The Bachelor, posted messages on their Instagram accounts, with the father-to-be writing: “It’s happening! I’m going to be a dad!” Giudici, meanwhile, published the romantic photo above and wrote as a caption to the image “Hey baby.” Lowe and Giudici got married  (on ABC!) in January of 2014 after falling in love during Season 17 of The Bachelor. But life as a Husband and Wife has been somewhat of a struggle for the celebrities, who are actually appearing as we type on the new season of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars. They previously played an April Fool’s gag in which they claimed Giudici was pregnant , eventually apologizing after receiving some backlash from those who found the joke to be in poor taste. But now it’s the real thing. We send the couple our best wishes for a happy, healthy baby and we bet they make an appearance this season on the show that made them famous. Find out next month when you have a chance to watch The Bachelor online after it premieres on January 4.

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Puppy Mill of the Day

I am a dog lover…more importantly a pug lover…and a pug puppy mill was busted in Arizona. They raided and pulled out / save over 120 PUGS…and a few other animals….in what must have been sad, horrible, but cute as fuck puppy mill raids ever. If you don’t have a pug, or if you’ve never spent time with a pug, you probably won’t really understand how helpless, loyal, into people they are. They don’t feel like dogs, but rather majestic creatures from space, who I feel are in on the joke…disguised as some interpretation of a dog… So in being pug obsessed, the kind of motherfucker who posts pug shirts, stories, and videos on my social media, because pugs are the only thing I really, truly love and enjoy…I figure it is important for me to get the world out that these 120 babies need homes and I figure at least one of you…since there are only one of you reading this…you can go out there and give them a forever home they deserve…you won’t regret it…it will change your fucking life… CBS 5 – KPHO I know the idea of a puppy mill isn’t really one you want to celebrate, but these dogs need homes. I know that a puppy mill is not something you want to call cute, but these dogs need homes. The low class, white trash, assholes with Craigslist, who realize that if they overbreed their two dogs…they are printing fucking money….because each of these puppies is worth 1,000 dollars…and 120 of them means 120,000 dollars…which is like 100 million dollars to trailer trash who do these terrible things to beautiful dogs… Save a pug… The post Puppy Mill of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj Mocks Disabled Woman in Wheelchair, Pisses Off Fans

Nicki Minaj may not have had the year's best celebrity Halloween costume (that title goes to LeBron James as Prince ), but she's attracting plenty of attention for her fairy godmother get-up. Sadly, it's for all the wrong reasons. In a video clip that's going viral today, a visibly intoxicated Nicki points her “magic wand” at a woman in a wheelchair and roars, “I command you to walk.” Needless to say, a lot of folks didn't find the remark as funny as Nicki and her friends seemed to. Nicki has been running damage control today by tweeting at Perez Hilton (one of the first to post the footage) that the woman sitting in the wheelchair was actually a makeup artist friend of hers. “That's NOT a disabled person and u know that. Are u that desperate for attention?” Nicki tweeted. “Bitch, u knew. That's my friend in a scooter.” Some fans have countered that even if Nicki is telling the truth (a big “if,” as based on the video, it doesn't seem the woman was in on the joke), the clip is still offensive to people with physical disabilities. Before she even “casts her spell,” Nicki can be heard to remark, “Now, if only I could find Handi Man,” a reference to the disabled superhero character played by Damon Wayans on the '90s sketch show In Living Color. So regardless of whether the woman was someone that Nicki knew, Ms. Minaj was clearly having a laugh at the plight of people with disabilities, and she should probably be apologizing instead of justifying. Also, Nicki, instead of being the 4 millionth celeb to indulge Perez Hilton's trolling, maybe just take Taylor Swift's advice from last night and let it go.

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Hailey Baldwin As Model Is A HUGE Joke!

It’s enough of these celebrity kids and Instagram models flooding the mainstream fashion world. Hailey Baldwin is NOT a model, nowhere close to being a model. And yet, companies are using her because she has 2.1 million followers on Instagram. Here she is trying to model some company’s clothing who I won’t mention since they don’t pay me and failing miserably. Being a fashion model now is a JOKE and any girl who signs an exclusive deal with a modelling agency is making the biggest mistake of their lives. So this is a message to all the young ladies who want to be a model:  DO NO SIGN WITH AN AGENCY. EVER!!!!! Build your Instagram following and do it on your own. The agencies will come knocking at your door, promising you a bunch of bullshit, but I repeat DO NOT SIGN even if it’s tempting to have NEXT or Wilhelmina on your profile. On another note, Hailey is hot for a regular chick. I give her a 4 out of 10. That’s high on my scale.

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