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Scott Disick: Addicted to Cocaine?!?

Earlier this month, Scott Disick briefly attended rehab. Anyone who chooses to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online can understand why: the dude is very often out of control. But Disick allegedly left rehab after a very short stint, and now Life & Style claims his substance abuse problems run far deeper than alcohol. Scott Disick is ADDICTED TO COCAINE. According to the latest issue of this unreliable supermarket tabloid, that is. Moreover, the cover story says Disick and Kourtney Kardashian have split and will soon enter into a “$50 million court battle” over her fortune. The “kids are caught in the middle.” There was an “overdose” and a big “fight” and even an instance of “cheating.” In short, things between Disick and Kardashian aren’t very good at the moment, which is the only piece of this story we actually believe. There have been Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian breakup rumors running rampant around the Internet for years. The couple has three kids together, but they also have their fair shares of problems. Or Scott does, at least. Kourtney can do better. We all know this. 68 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims 1. Kendall and Scott Disick?!? View Photo Wait… what?!? According to this issue of Star Magazine, Kendall Jenner has been sleeping with Scott Disick. Do you believe it? 2. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? View Photo Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 3. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems View Photo Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? 4. Kim Kardashian: Under Kanye’s Control! View Photo Kim Kardashian is apparently being controlled by a madman named Kanye West. Tough break for the reality star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kardashians Split! View Photo Is it all over for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick? Yes, based on this cover story. 6. Bruce Jenner Tell-All? View Photo Is Bruce Jenner going to write a tell-all? We doubt it, but you never know. 7. Kris Jenner and Ben Flajnik Cover View Photo Kris Jenner has been hooking up with Ben Flajnik. This cover story confirms it, clearly. 8. Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Story View Photo Is a wedding finally on the way for Kourtney Kardashian? This magazine claims she will tie the knot with Scott Disick. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kim Kardashian is a Cheater! View Photo Kim Kardashian is a weight loss cheater! And she’s apparently been caught by Life & Style. 10. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover View Photo The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 11. Khloe Kardashian: In Tears! View Photo Khloe Kardashian has one question when it comes to her sister’s engagement: Where is MY happy ending?!? 12. Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner Cover View Photo Are Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner teenage trainwrecks? Yes, according to Star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Bruce Jenner to Destroy Kris Jenner? View Photo Bruce Jenner is out to destroy Kris Jenner. Will he succeed? 14. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return! View Photo It’s back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it! 15. Kim Kardashian on Life & Style Cover View Photo Kourtney Kardashian is pissed at Kim Kardashian, according to this tabloid. She wants her sister to “act like a mom.” 16. Kim Kardashian and her New Body View Photo Kim Kardashian has a new body! Hooray for her! Check it out on this tabloid cover. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Exposing the Kardashians View Photo Kris Jenner’s sister cannot remain quiet any longer. She spills the family’s secrets in this issue of In Touch Weekly. 18. Kim Kardashian Dumped Cover View Photo Kim Kardashian has totally been dumped by Kanye West. Too bad. We liked these kids together. 19. Khloe Kardashian Baby Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian wants to adopt. Who cares about her problems with Lamar Odom?!? 20. Lamar Odom Tell-All Claim View Photo Lamar Odom is totally writing a tell-all… if you believe this tabloid cover for some reason. We somehow do not. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Double Kardashian Divorce? View Photo We know Khloe Kardashian has been going through a lot. But this cover story claims Kris Jenner is also headed for a divorce. 22. Khloe Kardashian Divorce Story View Photo Khloe Kardashian could headed toward a $75 million divorce. Are you buying this cover story? 23. Kim Kardashian Baby Plea View Photo Kim Kardashian apparently wants the world to meet North West. But this tabloid cover claims Kanye is against it. 24. Kim Kardashian: So Tortured! View Photo Kim Kardashian is reportedly tortured by her very own body. That has to be kind of awkward. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Khloe Kardashian Kover Klaim View Photo Khloe Kardashian is facing her worst nightmare. Lamar Odom clearly had unprotected sex with another woman. 26. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Story View Photo No way Kim Kardashian is pregnant again…. right?!? Try telling that to this tabloid cover story! 27. Kim Kardashian Wedding Story View Photo Kim Kardashian wants to marry Kanye West. According to this Us Weekly cover story, at least. 28. Khloe Kardashian Star Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian is not looking her best in this photo. She is not acting her best, either, apparently. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant Again? View Photo Is Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again?!? Yes, according to this tabloid at least. 30. Khloe Kardashian Tabloid Picture View Photo Khloe Kardashian will raise her baby alone, dammit! Granted, she doesn’t have a baby. But still. 31. Khloe Kardashian In Touch Cover View Photo The marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom is on the rocks. If you believe this issue of In Touch Weekly. 32. Khloe Kardashian: Done! View Photo Khloe Kardashian is totally done with her marriage. If you are believing this tabloid cover, that is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Khloe Kardashian Cover View Photo Will Khloe Kardashian be next? This cover story claims she is dead set on becoming a mother. 34. Kim Kardashian Weight Story View Photo Kim Kardashian is obsessed with losing her baby weight. So states this In Touch Weekly story at least. 35. Kim Kardashian: I Just Can’t Do This! View Photo Kim Kardashian says she just can’t do this. At least In Touch Weekly claims she says that. 36. Kanye West Cheating Claim View Photo Kanye West totally cheated on Kim Kardashian. If this cover story is to be believed, that is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Kim Kardashian Life & Style Drama View Photo There may be drama in the delivery room for Kim Kardashian. Will she get a C section?!? 38. Kim Kardashian on In Touch Weekly View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. It looks like she’ll be all alone in her delivery room when the big day arrives. 39. Scheming Kim Kardashian? View Photo Kim Kardashian has a plan! She is totally gonna sell baby photos behind Kanye West’s back! 40. Broke Kardashians? View Photo Are the Kardashians really broke?!? Yes, if you somehow believe this tabloid story. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Kanye West: Gay?!? View Photo Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 42. Khloe: Hotter Than Kim? View Photo You had your chance, Kim Kardashian! But Khloe is clearly hotter than you now. 43. Keeping Up with the Kardashians Tabloid Cover View Photo Is Keeping Up with the Kardashians coming to an end? Don’t believe this nonsense. It is not. 44. Khloe Kardashian Baby News!!! View Photo Is Khloe Kardashian gonna have a baby with French Montana?!? Yes, if you believe this cover story. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Kim Kardashian Wedding Nightmare View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. She is apparently going through the “Wedding from Hell.” 46. Beyonce and Jay Z Divorce Cover View Photo Say it isn’t so! Are Beyonce and Jay Z really ended for a divorce?!? 47. Kim Kardashian: Wedding Disaster? View Photo Kim Kardashian was apparently “humiliated” at her own wedding. That’s too bad for the star! 48. The Revenge of Rob Kardashian? View Photo Will the Kardashians soon experience Rob’s revenge? Is he really planning a tell-all? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 49. Kendall Jenner Tabloid Kover View Photo Kendall Jenner says SHE’S the hot one now. Tough break, Kim Kardashian. 50. Pregnant Kardashians!!! View Photo All three Kardashian sister are engaged, according to this cover. Except that, you know, they are not all pregnant. 51. Kimye Divorce! View Photo Well, they had a good run. But Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have supposedly split after 58 days of marriage. 52. Kim Kardashian: Exposed! View Photo Tough break for Kim Kardashian. Her fake marriage has totally been exposed. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 53. Kim Kardashian Fat Feature View Photo Yes, Kim Kardashian is fat. She apparently knows that, based on this tabloid cover. 54. Kim Kardashian: Pregnant, Dumped View Photo This is a shame. Kim Kardashian is pregnant AND she’s evidently been dumped by Kanye West. 55. Kardashian Drama! View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. She isn’t part of her family any longer, apparently. 56. Kourtney Kardashian: Dumped?!? View Photo Oh no! Kourtney Kardashian has been dumped in the delivery room. If this were true, we’d feel so sorry for her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 57. Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian: Dumped! View Photo Oh no! Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have all been dumped by their men according to this tabloid cover. And when do tabloid cover stories ever mislead us?!? 58. Kimye Divorce Battle? View Photo Is a divorce battle really brewing between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Yes, if you somehow believe this cover of In Touch Weekly. 59. In Love with Khloe! View Photo This must be embarrassing for Kourtney Kardashian, huh? According to Life & Style, Scott Disick is in love with Khloe Kardashian. 60. Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian are having a duel wedding! Not really. But try telling that to this issue of Life & Style. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 61. Khloe Kardashian Life & Style Cover View Photo According to this issue of Life & Style, Khloe Kardashian is pregnant by French Montana. But she’s in love with Lamar Odom. That’s gotta be awkward. 62. Dumped by Kanye! View Photo Kanye West has dumped Kim Kardashian! According to this hilariously false issue of In Touch Weekly, that is. 63. Kourtney Kardashian: Was She DUMPED? View Photo Poor Kourtney Kardashian! She’s been dumped 20 days after giving birth! We’d feel badly for her if this story were true. 64. Kourtney Catches Scott!!! View Photo Kourtney Kardashian has caught Scott Disick in bed with another woman. If you choose to believe this cover story for some odd reason. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 65. Kendall Jenner Pregnant Cover View Photo For the record, Kendall Jenner is not pregnant with Scott Disick’s chid. But why should the truth stop Star Magazine from running this cover? 66. SHOCKING PROPOSAL View Photo WHOA! Scott Disick proposed to Kendall Jenner?!? Of course not. But that didn’t stop Star from printing it. 67. Kardashians Canceled?!? View Photo Has Keeping Up with the Kardashians been canceled? No. But try telling that to this tabloid cover story. 68. Cocaine Addict! View Photo Wait… is Scott Disick addicted to cocaine?!? Yes, according to this Life & Style cover. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” 68 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Paris Hilton: I’m Not Jealous of Kim Kardashian! I STARTED Reality TV!

Paris Hilton will never again be the A-lister that she once was, but she has been popping up in the news quite a bit in recent weeks. First, Paris’ brother, Conrad Hilton, was arrested in an international incident that would’ve landed just about anyone without a famous last name behind bars for a very long time. A few days later, Paris faked an orgasm on stage and reminded everyone of why she’s famous in the first place. With Paris apparently on some sort of comeback tour, it was only a matter of time before someone asked her about that other famous sex tape/reality star with whom she used to be BFFs. Yes, we’re talking about Farrah Abraham. Just kidding, it’s Kim Kardashian: “That’s never been true,” Paris recently said when asked about rumors that she’s jealous of her former bestie. “I’m happy for her and her beautiful family  – and very proud. She’s killin’ it.” Of course, Paris also threw a bit of shade and claimed to have invented the genre that made the K-clan famous: “I think Nicole and I definitely started the whole reality TV thing,” Paris said, referring to her 2003-2007 series, The Simple Life. “It seems like the shows today are more about drama than having fun. Nicole and I were just having fun.” As usual, Paris comes off as a bit delusional here (The Real World, The Osbournes, and several other reality shows pre-date The Simple Life), but she’s right in the fact that she is  one of the celebs who helped usher in the era of reality television. Kim recently wished Paris a happy birthday  on Instagram, so despite the shade, there’s no bad blood between these two.  Of course, Paris really has no choice but to give Kim her due these days. She’s basically just the Scottie Pippen to Kim’s big-bootied Michael Jordan.  33 Photos of Paris Hilton From When She Used To Be Famous 1. Paris Hilton Mug Shot View Photo Paris Hilton hasn’t been famous for a long time. But she hasn’t been arrested in years, either! 2. Hated Hilton View Photo Seconds before this photo was snapped, Paris Hilton was spotted alongside Brittany Flickinger. Looks like Paris was too quick for her supposed new best friend, however. 3. Paris Hilton Image View Photo Want a whiff of Fairy Dust? That’s the name of Paris Hilton’s new fragrance. 4. Hi, Paris! View Photo Paris Hilton waves to a series of adoring fans. The heiress introduced a new perfume at the event, “Fairy Dust.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Paris Presents View Photo Paris Hilton introduces her new fragrance “Fairy Dust” to various fans at the Macy’s Woodbridge Center Mall in Woodbridge, New Jersey. We can’t explain why anybody cared about this. 6. Fairy Dust Maker View Photo Paris Hilton is proud to present her new fragrance, Fairy Dust. The socialite premiered the perfume in the fall of 2008. 7. Paris Photo View Photo Poor Paris Hilton, folks. The talentless socialite says all guys use her for money and sex. Maybe if she stopped flaunting those things, she’d find Mr. Right. 8. Surprising Cleavage Alert! View Photo This just in: Paris Hilton has cleavage! Who knew?!? The talentless, law-breaking socialite is seen here, showing off her decent-sized breasts as she exits a vehicle. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Paris Hilton Nude Photo View Photo Paris Hilton is half-naked in this photo from GQ Russia. The thin socialite thinks she’s being seductive, but we think she’s just being ugly. What do you think of this pose? 10. Naked Paris Hilton View Photo A naked Paris Hilton graces the cover of GQ. Stupid GQ. That is cruelty to animals right there. Imagine how many STD tests that poor fluffy bear is gonna need after being all up on Paris Hilton naked. Sheesh. 11. Paris Hilton Pussy View Photo Paris Hilton is nicely shaved down… there. Is she in Brazil or Hawaii??? How’s it look, Paris? 12. Paris in Malibu View Photo Paris Hilton is a changed woman. Can’t you tell, by this picture of her in Malibu? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Brittany and Paris Pic View Photo Brittany Flickinger and Paris Hilton are totally Best Friends Forever. Can’t you tell, by how they are always photographed together? 14. Paris Rolls in Style View Photo Paris Hilton and BFF Brittany Flickinger arrive for an important shopping trip. 15. Paris Hilton, Pink Bentley View Photo Paris Hilton’s pink car is almost as wasteful and gnarly looking as she is. Hey, it’s only fitting. 16. Dead Serious View Photo Smile, Paris Hilton! The socialite looks less-than-happy to be at a Dolce & Gabbana store in Beverly Hills. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Very Plastic Paris View Photo As usual, Paris Hilton looks nice and plastic in this photo. It was taken from the opening of a Dolce & Gabbana store in Beverly Hills. 18. Tokyo Slut View Photo Sorry… that’s an insult to Tokyo. Paris Hilton just happened to be there. The city did not make her a slut. The slut merely went to the city in question. 19. Sad Paris View Photo Why so sad, Paris Hilton? The heiress doesn’t look pleased to be at the club Butter in celebration of her 28th birthday. 20. Paris and Aubrey View Photo Paris Hilton showed her support for Aubrey O’Day at a party thrown by Playboy in the latter’s honor. We wonder if these two said a word to each other all night. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Ready to Party View Photo Let’s go party! Paris Hilton heads out of her hotel and seeks a night club in England. Girl must get her groove on. 22. Paris Down Under View Photo Paris Hilton wears ugly sunglasses in two continents, apparently. The socialite is seen here in Australia. 23. Posing For Doug View Photo Or for the cameras that watch her every move. Say what you will about Paris Hilton, she works the celeb gossip media to her advantage. 24. Paris Gets Wet View Photo A frequent thing for her, we know. But in this case we actually mean literally, in the ocean. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Awful Looking View Photo It’s hard to determine which aspect of Paris Hilton looks more ridiculous in this photo: her headband, her eyes or her lips. 26. Still Celebrating View Photo Paris Hilton turned 28 in February of 2009. In this picture, she’s spotted at her 4th or 5th birthday party. 27. Cesspool of Disease View Photo That’s pretty much Paris Hilton for you. Girl is not clean in the medical sense. Way too many dudes have been up in that business. 28. Wet BJ View Photo Paris Hilton looks to give boyfriend Doug Reinhardt an in-water blow job. At least that’s what we assume is happening here. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Paris Underwater View Photo Paris Hilton invited a photographer underwater with her during a scuba diving trip in Hawaii. Don’t ever let this socialite complain about her lack of privacy again. 30. A Familiar Position View Photo Paris Hilton is used to crawling on all fours and being on her hands and knees in general. Sometimes even on film. 31. Paris Hilton, Dog View Photo Paris Hilton cradles a small dog. We don’t believe this is Tinkerbell, her pooch at the center of a prank call death threat scandal. 32. Paris Hilton for Guess View Photo Does Paris Hilton make you wanna buy Guess clothing? No? What a shock! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” 33 Photos of Paris Hilton From When She Used To Be Famous .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Zayn Malik: Already Working on a Solo Album! Did He Lie About His Reasons For Quitting One Direction?

It’s only been three days since Zayn Malik quit One Direction but it looks as though the 22-year-old is already hard at work on the next stage of his career. Sources tell People magazine that Zayn was spotted entering a recording studio today, and it is believed that he’s collaborating with Naughty Boy (the UK-based songwriter who helped launch Sam Smith’s career) on a solo album to be released later this year. Considering Zayn just spoke about his One Direction departure and his desire to “live a normal life” earlier today, fans and the other members of 1D are understandably feeling a bit confused. “He told everyone in the band and management that he wants to live a normal life, and the next thing you know, he’s going into music studios and doing interviews with tabloids,” says a source close to the situation. “Everyone feels a bit misled and thinks he was lying about wanting to live a normal life. Everyone feels played by him. Louis and Zayn are friends, but the rest probably won’t talk to him.” Of course, even if Zayn is actually working on a solo album, it may be just one of several reasons that he chose to part ways with the band that made him famous. Some have blamed Perrie Edwards for Zayn’s departure . Others have claimed that Malik was fired from the band as a result of his drug and alcohol use. Whatever the case may be, one thing remains certain – millions of fans are anxiously waiting to see what Zayn will do next. Zayn Malik Quits One Direction: The Funniest Web Reactions 1. Stay Strong, One Directioners! View Photo Our worst fears have come true. There’s nothing left to do now but stay strong and pick a new favorite. We hear Harry’s available. 2. Lock Zayn Up For Stealing Our Hearts! View Photo This 1D fan can’t believe it’s legal for Zayn to quit the band. Somebody get Interpol on the phone! 3. If Zayn Leaves, Everyone Leaves! View Photo Then what are we left with, Five Directions?! Come back, Zayn! 4. You Killed Me, Zayn! View Photo This fan is literally dead. She literally can’t even right now. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. No One Understands…Except For You and Zayn View Photo You don’t understand this fan’s love for Zayn. She feels like going in-Zayn! (Sorry.) 6. Miss Zayn? Slap Someone Dead! View Photo This fan is missing Zayn already. You doubt it, SHE WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE WITH HER BARE HANDS!!! 7. Come Back, Zayn! View Photo And bring those dreamy eyes with you. Sure the last album was called Four, but you didn’t have to take it so literally! The End. Up Next: ” Zayn Malik Quits One Direction: The Funniest Web Reactions .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Zayn Malik: Already Working on a Solo Album! Did He Lie About His Reasons For Quitting One Direction?

It’s only been three days since Zayn Malik quit One Direction but it looks as though the 22-year-old is already hard at work on the next stage of his career. Sources tell People magazine that Zayn was spotted entering a recording studio today, and it is believed that he’s collaborating with Naughty Boy (the UK-based songwriter who helped launch Sam Smith’s career) on a solo album to be released later this year. Considering Zayn just spoke about his One Direction departure and his desire to “live a normal life” earlier today, fans and the other members of 1D are understandably feeling a bit confused. “He told everyone in the band and management that he wants to live a normal life, and the next thing you know, he’s going into music studios and doing interviews with tabloids,” says a source close to the situation. “Everyone feels a bit misled and thinks he was lying about wanting to live a normal life. Everyone feels played by him. Louis and Zayn are friends, but the rest probably won’t talk to him.” Of course, even if Zayn is actually working on a solo album, it may be just one of several reasons that he chose to part ways with the band that made him famous. Some have blamed Perrie Edwards for Zayn’s departure . Others have claimed that Malik was fired from the band as a result of his drug and alcohol use. Whatever the case may be, one thing remains certain – millions of fans are anxiously waiting to see what Zayn will do next. Zayn Malik Quits One Direction: The Funniest Web Reactions 1. Stay Strong, One Directioners! View Photo Our worst fears have come true. There’s nothing left to do now but stay strong and pick a new favorite. We hear Harry’s available. 2. Lock Zayn Up For Stealing Our Hearts! View Photo This 1D fan can’t believe it’s legal for Zayn to quit the band. Somebody get Interpol on the phone! 3. If Zayn Leaves, Everyone Leaves! View Photo Then what are we left with, Five Directions?! Come back, Zayn! 4. You Killed Me, Zayn! View Photo This fan is literally dead. She literally can’t even right now. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. No One Understands…Except For You and Zayn View Photo You don’t understand this fan’s love for Zayn. She feels like going in-Zayn! (Sorry.) 6. Miss Zayn? Slap Someone Dead! View Photo This fan is missing Zayn already. You doubt it, SHE WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE WITH HER BARE HANDS!!! 7. Come Back, Zayn! View Photo And bring those dreamy eyes with you. Sure the last album was called Four, but you didn’t have to take it so literally! The End. Up Next: ” Zayn Malik Quits One Direction: The Funniest Web Reactions .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Miley Cyrus Makes Necklace Out of Her Tooth, Pretends to Grope Nicki Minaj

Miley Cyrus got FIVE teeth pulled on Wednesday, writing on Instagram of the experience: “Twas in da best handzzzz doe. Nurse @cheythom & Dr. @stellamaxwell took goooood currrr of me & muah pearly whites.” We’re guessing Cyrus may have received some drugs following the experience… though one never really knows with her. Because Miley Cyrus never exactly posts your run of the mill Instagram messages and photos even when her teeth haven’t just been pulled. Two recent cases in point: Miley made a necklace out of one of her teeth; and she pretended to feel up Nicki Minaj in another picture. “”Made Meeeeesahhhh @waynecoyne5 #dirtyhippie necklace with my realllll life tooooof in it that’s some exclusive a$$ DUDE NOW YIEW CAN CLONE ME,” Miley captioned one of the images above. For the other, she simply wrote the message “I heart boobs” using emoticons. And you wonder why we say Miley is one of 29 celebrities you must follow on Instagram as soon as possible? The artist, meanwhile, got a lot more serious on her social media account last night. She responded to a new Indiana bill (which makes it legal for business to refuse to serve a gay person) by calling Mike Pence an A-Hole . Miley Cyrus’ Weirdest Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus: Pregnant with Pizza! View Photo Miley Cyrus is not pregnant. But she IS mocking pregnancy rumors via this awesome photo. 2. Miley Cyrus with Purple Lips View Photo Miley Cyrus is back to being weird on Instagram. We have no real words for this photo. 3. Miley Cyrus Peeing View Photo Yup, this is a photo of Miley Cyrus peeing in the woods. We sort of wish she had not posted it on Instagram. 4. Passed Out Miley Cyrus View Photo Miley Cyrus has partied too hard. She’s passed out in this Instagram picture. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Miley Cyrus Covers Pimple View Photo Miley Cyrus has a pimple. But she also has a solution for how to make it look prettier. 6. Miley Cyrus Smokes Up View Photo This is definitely not a cigarette. Miley Cyrus posted this photo to Instagram in September 2014. 7. Miley Cyrus in a Wig View Photo Miley Cyrus is rocking a rainbow wig for this Instagram photo. It’s definitely a different look for the artist. 8. Very Serious Miley Cyrus View Photo Miley Cyrus has put her serious face on. She’s staring down the camera for this Instagram picture. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Very Silly Miley Cyrus View Photo Miley Cyrus is in a silly mood. She posted this fun photo to Instagram in late June 2014. 10. Miley Cyrus Hairstyle Selfie View Photo Miley Cyrus is getting her hair done in this picture. What an ideal time for a selfie! 11. Miley Cyrus Instagram Collage View Photo One of Miley’s werid Instagram posts. Actually, this is one of the more sane ones. 12. Miley Cyrus Joker Photo View Photo Miley looks unsettlingly like the Joker here. Why so serious? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Miley Cyrus Instagram Weirdness View Photo Just one of the many weird things Miley’s posted to Instagram. This girl is smoking some strong stuff. 14. Miley Cyrus Moon Eyes Photo View Photo We’re not sure what Miley is trying to say with this photo. Is she just trying to tell us how high she is? 15. Miley Cyrus: Lighting Mouth View Photo No idea why Miley has lightning shooting from her mouth here. We’re sure it seemed really deep when she made it. 16. Miley Cyrus with Colored Hair View Photo This is a different look for Miley Cyrus. She’s bored between Bangerz tour dates. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Miley Cyrus with a Big Butt View Photo Miley Cyrus apparently loves big butts. And it appears that she cannot lie. 18. Miley Cyrus at 22 View Photo Miley Cyrus celebrates her 22nd birthday in this Instagram photo. It looks like she partied pretty hard in honor of the occasion. 19. Miley Cyrus: Tooth Brushing, Non-Pants Wearing View Photo Miley Cyrus is brushing her teeth and not wearing any pants in this Instagram photo. For what reason? That’s just how Miley Cyrus rolls. 20. Miley Cyrus with a Blunt View Photo According to Miley Cyrus, this is the biggest blunt ever. She’s very excited to smoke it on Instagram. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Miley Cyrus Takes Vitamin View Photo Take your vitamins, people! That’s the message Miley Cyrus sends in this silly Instagram photo. 22. Miley as Elvis View Photo Miley Cyrus pays tribute to Elvis Presley in this Instagram photo. The late singer would have been 80 years old in January 2014. 23. Miley Cyrus-Patrick Schwarzenegger Kid View Photo Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger’s child will look like this someday. We cannot wait for little Miley Jr. to arrive. 24. Miley Mocks the Hadids View Photo Miley Cyrus didn’t snap this bathroom selfie for no reason. She did it to mock a similar photo shared by Gigi Hadid and her sister. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Miley Cyrus: Elf Selfie View Photo Miley posted a photo of herself dressed like an elf on Instagram. Some believe the pic serves as evidence that she’s had lip injections. 26. Miley Cyrus on Thanksgiving View Photo Miley Cyrus posted this selfie to Instagram on Thanksgiving. She then sent the very best to her followers. 27. Miley Cyrus Parties in a Taco Costume View Photo Miley Cyrus takes a selfie dressed as a taco. Just anohter Tuesday for Ms. Cyrus. 28. Grabbing a Boob View Photo Miley Cyrus likes to have fun with Photoshop. In this photo, she pretends to feel up Nicki Minaj. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” Miley Cyrus’ Weirdest Instagram Photos .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Miley Cyrus Makes Necklace Out of Her Tooth, Pretends to Grope Nicki Minaj

Miley Cyrus Makes Necklace Out of Her Tooth, Pretends to Grope Nicki Minaj

Miley Cyrus got FIVE teeth pulled on Wednesday, writing on Instagram of the experience: “Twas in da best handzzzz doe. Nurse @cheythom & Dr. @stellamaxwell took goooood currrr of me & muah pearly whites.” We’re guessing Cyrus may have received some drugs following the experience… though one never really knows with her. Because Miley Cyrus never exactly posts your run of the mill Instagram messages and photos even when her teeth haven’t just been pulled. Two recent cases in point: Miley made a necklace out of one of her teeth; and she pretended to feel up Nicki Minaj in another picture. “”Made Meeeeesahhhh @waynecoyne5 #dirtyhippie necklace with my realllll life tooooof in it that’s some exclusive a$$ DUDE NOW YIEW CAN CLONE ME,” Miley captioned one of the images above. For the other, she simply wrote the message “I heart boobs” using emoticons. And you wonder why we say Miley is one of 29 celebrities you must follow on Instagram as soon as possible? The artist, meanwhile, got a lot more serious on her social media account last night. She responded to a new Indiana bill (which makes it legal for business to refuse to serve a gay person) by calling Mike Pence an A-Hole . Miley Cyrus’ Weirdest Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus: Pregnant with Pizza! View Photo Miley Cyrus is not pregnant. But she IS mocking pregnancy rumors via this awesome photo. 2. Miley Cyrus with Purple Lips View Photo Miley Cyrus is back to being weird on Instagram. We have no real words for this photo. 3. Miley Cyrus Peeing View Photo Yup, this is a photo of Miley Cyrus peeing in the woods. We sort of wish she had not posted it on Instagram. 4. Passed Out Miley Cyrus View Photo Miley Cyrus has partied too hard. She’s passed out in this Instagram picture. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Miley Cyrus Covers Pimple View Photo Miley Cyrus has a pimple. But she also has a solution for how to make it look prettier. 6. Miley Cyrus Smokes Up View Photo This is definitely not a cigarette. Miley Cyrus posted this photo to Instagram in September 2014. 7. Miley Cyrus in a Wig View Photo Miley Cyrus is rocking a rainbow wig for this Instagram photo. It’s definitely a different look for the artist. 8. Very Serious Miley Cyrus View Photo Miley Cyrus has put her serious face on. She’s staring down the camera for this Instagram picture. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Very Silly Miley Cyrus View Photo Miley Cyrus is in a silly mood. She posted this fun photo to Instagram in late June 2014. 10. Miley Cyrus Hairstyle Selfie View Photo Miley Cyrus is getting her hair done in this picture. What an ideal time for a selfie! 11. Miley Cyrus Instagram Collage View Photo One of Miley’s werid Instagram posts. Actually, this is one of the more sane ones. 12. Miley Cyrus Joker Photo View Photo Miley looks unsettlingly like the Joker here. Why so serious? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Miley Cyrus Instagram Weirdness View Photo Just one of the many weird things Miley’s posted to Instagram. This girl is smoking some strong stuff. 14. Miley Cyrus Moon Eyes Photo View Photo We’re not sure what Miley is trying to say with this photo. Is she just trying to tell us how high she is? 15. Miley Cyrus: Lighting Mouth View Photo No idea why Miley has lightning shooting from her mouth here. We’re sure it seemed really deep when she made it. 16. Miley Cyrus with Colored Hair View Photo This is a different look for Miley Cyrus. She’s bored between Bangerz tour dates. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Miley Cyrus with a Big Butt View Photo Miley Cyrus apparently loves big butts. And it appears that she cannot lie. 18. Miley Cyrus at 22 View Photo Miley Cyrus celebrates her 22nd birthday in this Instagram photo. It looks like she partied pretty hard in honor of the occasion. 19. Miley Cyrus: Tooth Brushing, Non-Pants Wearing View Photo Miley Cyrus is brushing her teeth and not wearing any pants in this Instagram photo. For what reason? That’s just how Miley Cyrus rolls. 20. Miley Cyrus with a Blunt View Photo According to Miley Cyrus, this is the biggest blunt ever. She’s very excited to smoke it on Instagram. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Miley Cyrus Takes Vitamin View Photo Take your vitamins, people! That’s the message Miley Cyrus sends in this silly Instagram photo. 22. Miley as Elvis View Photo Miley Cyrus pays tribute to Elvis Presley in this Instagram photo. The late singer would have been 80 years old in January 2014. 23. Miley Cyrus-Patrick Schwarzenegger Kid View Photo Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger’s child will look like this someday. We cannot wait for little Miley Jr. to arrive. 24. Miley Mocks the Hadids View Photo Miley Cyrus didn’t snap this bathroom selfie for no reason. She did it to mock a similar photo shared by Gigi Hadid and her sister. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Miley Cyrus: Elf Selfie View Photo Miley posted a photo of herself dressed like an elf on Instagram. Some believe the pic serves as evidence that she’s had lip injections. 26. Miley Cyrus on Thanksgiving View Photo Miley Cyrus posted this selfie to Instagram on Thanksgiving. She then sent the very best to her followers. 27. Miley Cyrus Parties in a Taco Costume View Photo Miley Cyrus takes a selfie dressed as a taco. Just anohter Tuesday for Ms. Cyrus. 28. Grabbing a Boob View Photo Miley Cyrus likes to have fun with Photoshop. In this photo, she pretends to feel up Nicki Minaj. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” Miley Cyrus’ Weirdest Instagram Photos .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Teresa Giudice: Feuding with Andy Cohen, Being Replaced on The Real Housewives of New Jersey?

With Teresa Giudice locked up in Connecticut until next year, The Real Housewives of New Jersey firebrand is on the outs with the show she put on the table-flipping map. Executive producer Andy Cohen admits he hasn’t talked to her since she’s been incarcerated, and that he’s moving ahead in his search for new cast members. We expect Teresa’s reaction to that news would be something like this: 13 Classic Teresa Giudice Moments 1. Teresa Giudice: Table Flipping View Photo And now for the classic. Teresa’s face is priceless as she famously flips the table. Bravo. Bravo. 2. PROSTITUTION WHORE! View Photo Teresa vs. Danielle Staub. Simply the best. 3. Teresa Giudice: Mid Fight View Photo Teresa’s got her fighting face on. She’s been around the Housewife feud block a few times… 4. Teresa Giudice: Talk to the Hand View Photo Oh, please. Teresa wants you to talk to the hand. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Teresa Giudice: Arguing on the Beach View Photo Teresa argues on the beach wearing a giant sun hat. 6. Teresa Giudice: Telling It Like It Is View Photo We love you, Teresa. Especially these wacky expressions of yours. 7. Teresa Guidice: I Mean It! View Photo Teresa claims she is a lady of her word. Even if her castmates don’t always believe a word she’s sayin. 8. Teresa Giudice: Skeptical View Photo Teresa smells something fishy. Don’t mess with this feisty Housewife. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Teresa Giudice: Shocked View Photo Teresa just can’t believe what you’re saying right now. Don’t even go there. 10. Teresa Giudice: Confused View Photo Something’s not sitting right with Ms. Teresa Giudice. 11. Teresa Giudice: Bikini Babe View Photo Teresa is proud of her bikini body. Take a look at that grin as she flaunts what she’s got. 12. Teresa Giudice: Silly Smirk View Photo Teresa can be a goofball, too. Check out the smirk as she jokes around with her daughter, Gia. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Teresa Giudice: Labor Pains View Photo Teresa even filmed the birth of one of her daughters. Reality, indeed! The End. Up Next: ” 13 Classic Teresa Giudice Moments .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… “I haven’t spoken to Teresa yet. Her access to the outside world is obviously limited,” Cohen says, although he says he has been “thinking about her.” “I woke up thinking about her this morning actually. I’m kind of checking in through Dina [Manzo] to find out how she’s doing,” continued the Bravo fixture. “By all accounts she’s hanging in there and doing okay,” Cohen says, adding that when it comes to her return, “We’ll watch what happens with that.” “It’s obviously big franchise for Bravo, and I think whatever we do, we’re going to do it the right way, so we’re still figuring that out right now,” he added. Obviously, finding new Real Housewives of New Jersey cast members that will bring in big ratings is a challenge. On the flip side, so is waiting on Tre. Especially, insiders believe, given her personal history with Andy Reports say Giudice and Cohen have feuded for years , though, and that tensions have intensified since she and husband Joe were sentenced to prison. In his 2013 book, Cohen recalls how he interviewed Joe and Teresa Giudice the same they received their shocking indictment on 39 counts of fraud. “It was like pulling teeth,” he noted, echoing a familiar refrain we’ve heard often. “They are either very un-introspective or in complete denial. Or both.” Giudice, according to sources, was pushed “over the edge” and “felt so betrayed by Andy” when he joked about her sentencing on his popular show: “She just would prefer that Andy not make comments about the sentencing, because she doesn’t want to do anything that could impact” the situation. “It’s one thing for the legal proceedings to play out on the show, but Andy Cohen isn’t a lawyer, and shouldn’t discuss things he knows nothing about.” As for reports that Joe is cheating on Teresa while she’s in prison , he denies this, although again, we imagine her getting wind of that rumor and … 11 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates 1. Table Flipping Fiend View Photo Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1. 2. The F–k Off Me! View Photo Do not put your hands on Teresa Giudice. Step the f–k off. 3. MOTHERF–KER!!! View Photo Teresa Giudice has to be held back in this classic Real Housewives of New Jersey Gif-able moment. 4. Bust You in the Eye With My 9mm View Photo Teresa Giudice and her associates do not mess around. Take heed. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Wahhh, You Threw a Table at Me View Photo Yes, Teresa Giudice threw a table at you, Danielle Staub. Why don’t you go cry about it. 6. Prostitution Whore View Photo Danielle, you had it coming, you dirty prostitution whore hooker harlot sex worker preson. 7. You F–king Stupid … View Photo Teresa Giudice certainly knows how to be blunt when a situation calls for it. 8. A Real Eye-Roller View Photo Teresa and Dina Manzo on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. They’re not impressed by something that appears to be a real eye-roller. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Are We Done? View Photo Teresa Giudice would like to know if you’re done talking. If not, hurry up and get done. 10. The Great Outdoors View Photo That’s about all she’ll be able to do in prison is lie around, so at least her hobbies fit in at Camp Cupcake. 11. Is ‘Bitch’ Better? View Photo Would you prefer that or stronger language? Teresa wants to know. The End. Up Next: ” 11 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Teresa Giudice: Feuding with Andy Cohen, Being Replaced on The Real Housewives of New Jersey?

With Teresa Giudice locked up in Connecticut until next year, The Real Housewives of New Jersey firebrand is on the outs with the show she put on the table-flipping map. Executive producer Andy Cohen admits he hasn’t talked to her since she’s been incarcerated, and that he’s moving ahead in his search for new cast members. We expect Teresa’s reaction to that news would be something like this: 13 Classic Teresa Giudice Moments 1. Teresa Giudice: Table Flipping View Photo And now for the classic. Teresa’s face is priceless as she famously flips the table. Bravo. Bravo. 2. PROSTITUTION WHORE! View Photo Teresa vs. Danielle Staub. Simply the best. 3. Teresa Giudice: Mid Fight View Photo Teresa’s got her fighting face on. She’s been around the Housewife feud block a few times… 4. Teresa Giudice: Talk to the Hand View Photo Oh, please. Teresa wants you to talk to the hand. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Teresa Giudice: Arguing on the Beach View Photo Teresa argues on the beach wearing a giant sun hat. 6. Teresa Giudice: Telling It Like It Is View Photo We love you, Teresa. Especially these wacky expressions of yours. 7. Teresa Guidice: I Mean It! View Photo Teresa claims she is a lady of her word. Even if her castmates don’t always believe a word she’s sayin. 8. Teresa Giudice: Skeptical View Photo Teresa smells something fishy. Don’t mess with this feisty Housewife. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Teresa Giudice: Shocked View Photo Teresa just can’t believe what you’re saying right now. Don’t even go there. 10. Teresa Giudice: Confused View Photo Something’s not sitting right with Ms. Teresa Giudice. 11. Teresa Giudice: Bikini Babe View Photo Teresa is proud of her bikini body. Take a look at that grin as she flaunts what she’s got. 12. Teresa Giudice: Silly Smirk View Photo Teresa can be a goofball, too. Check out the smirk as she jokes around with her daughter, Gia. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Teresa Giudice: Labor Pains View Photo Teresa even filmed the birth of one of her daughters. Reality, indeed! The End. Up Next: ” 13 Classic Teresa Giudice Moments .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… “I haven’t spoken to Teresa yet. Her access to the outside world is obviously limited,” Cohen says, although he says he has been “thinking about her.” “I woke up thinking about her this morning actually. I’m kind of checking in through Dina [Manzo] to find out how she’s doing,” continued the Bravo fixture. “By all accounts she’s hanging in there and doing okay,” Cohen says, adding that when it comes to her return, “We’ll watch what happens with that.” “It’s obviously big franchise for Bravo, and I think whatever we do, we’re going to do it the right way, so we’re still figuring that out right now,” he added. Obviously, finding new Real Housewives of New Jersey cast members that will bring in big ratings is a challenge. On the flip side, so is waiting on Tre. Especially, insiders believe, given her personal history with Andy Reports say Giudice and Cohen have feuded for years , though, and that tensions have intensified since she and husband Joe were sentenced to prison. In his 2013 book, Cohen recalls how he interviewed Joe and Teresa Giudice the same they received their shocking indictment on 39 counts of fraud. “It was like pulling teeth,” he noted, echoing a familiar refrain we’ve heard often. “They are either very un-introspective or in complete denial. Or both.” Giudice, according to sources, was pushed “over the edge” and “felt so betrayed by Andy” when he joked about her sentencing on his popular show: “She just would prefer that Andy not make comments about the sentencing, because she doesn’t want to do anything that could impact” the situation. “It’s one thing for the legal proceedings to play out on the show, but Andy Cohen isn’t a lawyer, and shouldn’t discuss things he knows nothing about.” As for reports that Joe is cheating on Teresa while she’s in prison , he denies this, although again, we imagine her getting wind of that rumor and … 11 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates 1. Table Flipping Fiend View Photo Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1. 2. The F–k Off Me! View Photo Do not put your hands on Teresa Giudice. Step the f–k off. 3. MOTHERF–KER!!! View Photo Teresa Giudice has to be held back in this classic Real Housewives of New Jersey Gif-able moment. 4. Bust You in the Eye With My 9mm View Photo Teresa Giudice and her associates do not mess around. Take heed. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Wahhh, You Threw a Table at Me View Photo Yes, Teresa Giudice threw a table at you, Danielle Staub. Why don’t you go cry about it. 6. Prostitution Whore View Photo Danielle, you had it coming, you dirty prostitution whore hooker harlot sex worker preson. 7. You F–king Stupid … View Photo Teresa Giudice certainly knows how to be blunt when a situation calls for it. 8. A Real Eye-Roller View Photo Teresa and Dina Manzo on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. They’re not impressed by something that appears to be a real eye-roller. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Are We Done? View Photo Teresa Giudice would like to know if you’re done talking. If not, hurry up and get done. 10. The Great Outdoors View Photo That’s about all she’ll be able to do in prison is lie around, so at least her hobbies fit in at Camp Cupcake. 11. Is ‘Bitch’ Better? View Photo Would you prefer that or stronger language? Teresa wants to know. The End. Up Next: ” 11 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Jared Leto Debuts Joker Voice During 30 Seconds to Mars Concert?

As you might have heard, Jared Leto is playing the Joker in the upcoming DC villain orgy that is Suicide Squad. It’s the most unexpected casting news since…well, since Heath Ledger played the Joker, and fans are dying to know what direction Leto will take with the role. Leto chopped off his hair and dyed it blonde so we know that he won’t be going the scraggly locks root like Ledger. We also know Leto is planning to”gain a lot of weight” for the role, so apparently taking a more Rob Kardashian approach to the character. Unconventional. We like it. Anyway, one of the most important things about the Joker is the voice. Ledger went with a high-pitched cackle that sounds like it was ripped from your most terrifying clown-based nightmare (the worst kind of nightmare). Jack Nicholson went with his natural voice, which is fine because he’s basically been playing a psychotic ringmaster his entire life. Leto seems to be taking the character to weird new places, and he may have let his beta-phase Joker voice slip out during his stage banter at last night’s 30 Seconds to Mars concert: Jared Leto: Joker Voice Video Yup, it sounds like he’s going textbook deep, gravelly villain voice, which we’re cool with. With his slight frame and male model looks, the expectation with Leto was that he would play the Joker as a sort of preening eccentric, and while that probably would’ve worked just fine, we’re excited to see his brawny, beefed-up take on the comic world’s most famous villain. That might be what it takes for him to really inhabit the character and make us forget that we’re just watching tree-hugger Jared Leto in clown makeup. Jared Leto Hugging Memes! 1. Jared Leto Hugs a Tree View Photo Jared posted this tender moment to his Instagram page last week. It’s since inspired hundreds of hilarious memes. 2. Jared Leto Hugs NYC View Photo Lared shows New York City some love. He’s like a hippie King Kong. 3. Jared Leto Hugs Angelina Jolie’s Leg View Photo Jared and Angie share a moment. Leto said this photo was one of his favorites. 4. Jared Leto Hugs Himself View Photo Jared Leto hugs his own beard. Hilarious, but also highly disturbing. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Jared Leto Hugs a Sloth View Photo Jared loves even the laziest creatures. There’s not escaping this man’s love. 6. Jared Leto Hugs the Leaning Tower of Pisa View Photo The tower may be leaning, but Jared’s love will keep it upright. His hugs can do anything. 7. Jared Leto Hugs Everything! View Photo A rainbow, a dolphin, a unicorn…Jared Leto hugs ’em all. He’s got a lot of love to give. The End. Up Next: ” Jared Leto Hugging Memes! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Jared Leto Debuts Joker Voice During 30 Seconds to Mars Concert?

As you might have heard, Jared Leto is playing the Joker in the upcoming DC villain orgy that is Suicide Squad. It’s the most unexpected casting news since…well, since Heath Ledger played the Joker, and fans are dying to know what direction Leto will take with the role. Leto chopped off his hair and dyed it blonde so we know that he won’t be going the scraggly locks root like Ledger. We also know Leto is planning to”gain a lot of weight” for the role, so apparently taking a more Rob Kardashian approach to the character. Unconventional. We like it. Anyway, one of the most important things about the Joker is the voice. Ledger went with a high-pitched cackle that sounds like it was ripped from your most terrifying clown-based nightmare (the worst kind of nightmare). Jack Nicholson went with his natural voice, which is fine because he’s basically been playing a psychotic ringmaster his entire life. Leto seems to be taking the character to weird new places, and he may have let his beta-phase Joker voice slip out during his stage banter at last night’s 30 Seconds to Mars concert: Jared Leto: Joker Voice Video Yup, it sounds like he’s going textbook deep, gravelly villain voice, which we’re cool with. With his slight frame and male model looks, the expectation with Leto was that he would play the Joker as a sort of preening eccentric, and while that probably would’ve worked just fine, we’re excited to see his brawny, beefed-up take on the comic world’s most famous villain. That might be what it takes for him to really inhabit the character and make us forget that we’re just watching tree-hugger Jared Leto in clown makeup. Jared Leto Hugging Memes! 1. Jared Leto Hugs a Tree View Photo Jared posted this tender moment to his Instagram page last week. It’s since inspired hundreds of hilarious memes. 2. Jared Leto Hugs NYC View Photo Lared shows New York City some love. He’s like a hippie King Kong. 3. Jared Leto Hugs Angelina Jolie’s Leg View Photo Jared and Angie share a moment. Leto said this photo was one of his favorites. 4. Jared Leto Hugs Himself View Photo Jared Leto hugs his own beard. Hilarious, but also highly disturbing. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Jared Leto Hugs a Sloth View Photo Jared loves even the laziest creatures. There’s not escaping this man’s love. 6. Jared Leto Hugs the Leaning Tower of Pisa View Photo The tower may be leaning, but Jared’s love will keep it upright. His hugs can do anything. 7. Jared Leto Hugs Everything! View Photo A rainbow, a dolphin, a unicorn…Jared Leto hugs ’em all. He’s got a lot of love to give. The End. Up Next: ” Jared Leto Hugging Memes! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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