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Ray J Gets Roasted On Marlon Wayans’ “Funniest Wins” [FULL EPISODE]

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Singer/actor Ray J‘s crazy antics have made sure he never out of the spotlight for too long. Through all of the highs and lows Ray…

Ray J Gets Roasted On Marlon Wayans’ “Funniest Wins” [FULL EPISODE]

Faith Picozzi By Luke Pearsall of the Day

Her name is FAITH PICOZZI …I’ve posted her Ma href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/2013/09/10/faith-picozi-naked-for-lotus-josephine-of-the-day#.U6sC_Kj2qzM” target=”_blank”> NIPPLES BEFORE … I think there was a time she humoured me on instagram, when I would write insane things about having faith, or believing in faith, or you gotta have faith, you see cuz her name is faith and I figured it just made fucking sense, I am two dimensional like that…my jokes aren’t funny and that is probably why she didn’t insist on meeting me and sitting on my face for 3 or for days…because she’s a hot redhead and I’ve never had a redhead, but I want one, and it might as well be one like Faith, and not the weirdo one missing a toe I went to high school with who made me sick me my stomach every time I looked at them because they looked like a scummy hand after they just ate cheetos…and I found it repulsive.. But Faith…is a good one…and good ones are rare…. These pics are by photographer named LUKE PEARSALL

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2nd Video Released Of 14-Year-Old Justin Bieber Singing Racist Parody Song About Joining KKK

2nd Video Released Of 14-Year-Old Justin Bieber Singing Racist Parody Song About Joining KKK 14-Year-Old Justin Bieber — Sings Parody ‘One Less Lonely Nigger’ And Jokes About Joining Ku Klux… http://www.youtube.com/v/lm48oVIxSUQ?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata View post: 2nd Video Released Of 14-Year-Old Justin Bieber Singing Racist Parody Song About Joining KKK

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Man cares More About His Scooter Than His Gf and Other Videos of the Day

Some Playground Car Chase Weirdness… Crazy Bus Accident… 3 Month Old McDonald McDouble…. GoPro Helmet Cam Robbery at Gunpoint is Jokes The Ambulance Wreck That Will Be Made into a Dubstep Remix – IF this was 4 Years Ago The Racist Stripper Who Went Viral…insane…

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Man cares More About His Scooter Than His Gf and Other Videos of the Day

Man Sends Penis Photo With Resume on Job Application, Charged with Misdemeanor

You won’t believe this, but a Dallas man who sent a resume, job application, and photograph of his penis to a Texas company did not get the position. He is, however, in a precarious legal position as a result. He faces a misdemeanor charge for his trouble, as the recipients were apparently unamused. The man was hilariously applying for a position at Texas Workforce Solutions, a company devoted to, of all things, preparing clients for the workplace. When a 25-year-old employee of the organization received the guy’s application and unique letter of recommendation (so to speak), she promptly called police. They tracked his application, which had been sent from a personal email and issued the man a ticket for “obscene display or distribution,” a class C misdemeanor. A spokesperson for the Dallas Police Department confirmed this actually happened , and said that as far as he can tell, the man is still unemployed. “I think I know why he can’t find a job,” he reportedly told the Dallas Observer . Yeah. On a related note, we know why these people are unemployed, too … 13 Idiots Who Got Fired Because of Social Media Open Slideshow 1. @CarlyCrunkBear Carly “@CarlyCrunkBear” McKinney, whose handle says it all really, was a 10th grade math teacher who often posted images like this on Twitter. Her employers were not happy and placed her on administrative leave. Her students thought she was pretty awesome, and protested to get her back. To no avail. She was fired in the end. View As List

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Colleen Cudney Brags About Drinking During DUI Probation on Facebook, May Face Jail Time

Colleen Cudney was convicted of DUI in 2012, and placed on probation as a result. One condition of her probation was to remain alcohol free. Imagine how spooked she must have been the day after St. Patrick’s Day, when the 22-year-old was summoned for a random breathalyzer test. The Westland, Michigan resident passed, but the made the unbelievably baffling to celebrate the good news on Facebook. People are not smart. Police told WDIV she posted , “Buzz killer for me, I had to breatalyze this morning and I drank yesterday but I passed thank god lol my dumbass.” A buzz killer for her, indeed. But not as much so as when Colleen Cudney’s LOL-tastic Facebook post got the attention of the Westland police, who notified her probation officer. The department then called her up and told Colleen they wanted her to take a urine test, which unlike a breathalyzer, can show if she drank within 80 hours. Colleen hung up on them. This is an automatic probation violation. Even more astonishingly, her probation was set to end in a few weeks, but she’ll be back in court April 1 for a hearing and faces up to three months in jail. These people who lost their jobs based on dumb social media moves can surely sympathize (if they’re not blazed out of their minds like @CarlyCrunkBear): 13 Idiots Who Got Fired Because of Social Media Open Slideshow 1. @CarlyCrunkBear Carly “@CarlyCrunkBear” McKinney, whose handle says it all really, was a 10th grade math teacher who often posted images like this on Twitter. Her employers were not happy and placed her on administrative leave. Her students thought she was pretty awesome, and protested to get her back. To no avail. She was fired in the end. View As List

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Sara Malakul Lane Hot on Instagram of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane …I have a bit of a crush on her. Last night I told her I was going to stalk her and possibly kidnap her at the gym on twitter…today, I stare at her bikini pics on instagram…. Maybe I just like her because she fucks around with me and plays back on my jokes, which is something rare from someone who is always ignored and thus easy to get excited about… Or maybe I am just into half thai girls who were famous at home, but who have made their way back to their native America, to star in in all kinds of movies on netflix that you can jerk off to…because I’m fascinated by asian vagina, especially when it has been raised watching Thai Ping Pong ball shows… Or maybe, I just like her big fucking tits.. She’s exotic, and I would mind if her asshole was my Spring Break vacation. via Her Instagram

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Rihanna’s Sturdy Legs and Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna can’t just sit still and enjoy her time off…she’s like one of her songs, just constantly pounding in my fucking face everywhere I go…and I’m not complaining because she’s a slut about it..not that posing in a bikini or topless is really slutty, but when you don’t really need to be doing it because you make 100,000,000 dollars a year, it’s gratuitous and because you like it…which I guess to me is the definition of slut…giving it out for free…but I’m not a hater, I love sluts…they make life more interesting than if everyone was just a hooker…and if more hookers would start working for free once they made it…the world would be a better place…it’s some philanthropy shit…

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Rihanna’s Sturdy Legs and Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna’s Sturdy Legs and Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna can’t just sit still and enjoy her time off…she’s like one of her songs, just constantly pounding in my fucking face everywhere I go…and I’m not complaining because she’s a slut about it..not that posing in a bikini or topless is really slutty, but when you don’t really need to be doing it because you make 100,000,000 dollars a year, it’s gratuitous and because you like it…which I guess to me is the definition of slut…giving it out for free…but I’m not a hater, I love sluts…they make life more interesting than if everyone was just a hooker…and if more hookers would start working for free once they made it…the world would be a better place…it’s some philanthropy shit…

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Charlie Sheen’s New Fiance of the Day

So Brett Rossi is an ex pornstar who is working for Charlie Sheen…the coke and hooker loving actor with a lot of money, who has a lot of fun, and who miraculously isn’t dead yet. It is safe to say this is a union of love, because why else would some pornstar get married to a very fucking rich…and he’s just in for the jokes. It’s his fourth marriage it stereotypically “hot” girls with tons of fucking issues…so why the fuck not make a mockery of marriage and remind everyone that he’s allowed to get married for publicity stunting gold diggers…but two fags aren’t…LOGIC… If she’s smart, she’s be knocked up…if he’s smart, he’d have had a vastectomy….and either way, this is what her vagina looks like when it is turned into a toy… We also compiled her top 7 porn clips…which were more the first 7 porn clips I found of her. So if you want to see the kind of body, theatrics, etc, that Charlie Sheen is using as his full time hooker, while she uses him for publicity… HERE

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